You are listening to the fat lady sings
on Double Cleff FM
You are listening to the fat lady sings
I prefer MSX and Rise FM
SQUIRRELS
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Talk show radio was PURE KINO.
Especially in GTA IV.
You are listening to HEAD. RADIO.
MO MONEY
MO PROBLEEMS
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maximum soul
NOTHING STAYS THEY'LL PASS YOU BYYYYY
IF YOU DON'T CHAAAAAAANGE
IF YOU DON'T CHAAAAAAANGE
101.1 MSX FM IN YOUR MANOR
SOUND OF THE LIBERTY CITIES' FINEST
TIMECODE STEP INSIDE THE ZONE
Lips 106 was kinda nice desu
>steal a taxi
>start Taxi Driver
>the cabby i just stole the car from needs a ride
this fucking game
It's 2019 and you still don't know how to fly the Dodo.
I'm Tony on Flashback FM.
Here's one for people who were SO hip... if you know what I mean... it hurt
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>picture taking seconds before disaster
bruh use the tank, the flying cars cheat and shoot the turret back while driving forward.
you'll be able to fly anywhere
F-F-FLASHBACK FM. Where every night is a dance party.
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>You can completely miss missions unless you do them in an order you cant possibly know beforehand
>Near the end of the game you have to completely avoid half the map or get shot by hitscan enemies with 100% accuracy which can insta explode your car
bravo rockstar
What? Never had any such problems.
>>Near the end of the game you have to completely avoid half the map or get shot by hitscan enemies with 100% accuracy which can insta explode your car
I ageree with the first but in what part of the map does that happen? Neither the mafia nor the colombians can instakill you, no matter what car you have.
Not that guy but you can miss Kenji missions because you're given a mission to assassinate him, and you can do it before completing his missions.
And the mafia can completely decimate you in seconds with that fast firing rifle, can't remember what it's called.
Vice city>3>San Andreas
what was the bullshit mission and why is Turismo
Good taste, fuck gangs and niggers.
>not parking bus in front of them first.
Ain't no thang but a chicken wing. With a big butt laying in your lap. You're listening to Lord Sear who's Puerto Rican and black. Any time. Game time. Here on GAAAAAAME RAADDIOOOOOOOO.
it was shotgun
>Not getting the indestructible Cheetah.
Besides that I found the territory shit 100% retarded and annoying to do. Swimming was cool but 99% of the context was on land so what is the fucking point. Here's to hoping GTA VIce takes us back to the 80s.
FEEEEELS LIKE I JUUST CAN'T TAAAAKE NO MOOOORE
I liked the Slav music in GTA IV. Felt very in character to play it.
As a kid I used the riot cheat and then saved the game, making it permanent. The rioting peds used to blow my car up over and over again while waiting for that 3 2 1 countdown to end but I was too stupid and stubborn to start the game over again.
Are you talking about the Purple Nines glitch in the first part?
That second part is...well...you tried.
SSSSSTRETCH AAAAAAAAAARMSTRONG IS NOW IN YOUR WOOOOOOORLLLLLD
A man of culture and taste
>mfw thought the gangs would deaggro after i beat the game and would just do the ambulance mission then
FUCK
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
I'M OUT OF TIME
BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND
YOU
WANT
THE
CHAINSAW
GRINGO?
>he killed Kenji and Salvatore before completing Kenji and Joey's missions
>going to portland after leaving ever
pleb
>not doing the side missions before doing the story
It's not a long game, you can 100% it in an afternoon.
Why are you people like this?
AIN'T NO THANG BUT A CHICKEN WING
WITH A BIG BUTT LAYING YOUR LAP
I went ahead and did the shit with the fire truck but wanted to put off the others for a bit cause I ended up with a shit ton of money and I didn't want to be too loaded the entire game. Then I tried the abulance after the triad was angry and had trouble so I put it off in hopes of getting to a place where people weren't mad at me. Going in blind was a mistake, it seems.
>she died lusting for Claude's dick but never getting it
poor girl
Ah, a man of taste
I used to run this game before the whole speedrunning thing became, well... a thing.
Always do the side missions in Portland prior to Sayonara Salvatore.
It's smallest in size, meaning all the blips will be neatly and tightly clustered. Think Fuzz Ball.
you can cheese firetruck by spamming F1 because the replay forgets the fire particles, and the game thinks you extinguished it after it ends
what would you guys think of Claude coming back as the protag for GTA VI
hes the only consistent protag in the GTA Series, living in both the classic era and the PS2 era
it would only make sense if he came back in the HD era as well
>O mio babbino caro starts playing
Claude isn't the same Claude Speed from 2.
It would be retarded since he's a mute and GTA is trying their hardest to be pulp fiction for kids.
Fuck, going back to the first island was a suicide mission after you kill the Don.
Rockstar needs a speaking protag so they can rip-off Tarantino and the Sopranos though.
i see nothing but great things for you my boy
anything you want
He's in the 3D universe. Rockstar jumped into another world Witcher-style and called it the HD universe.
Besides, looking back, it becomes obvious that Rockstar sucks at writing anything that doesn't involve referencing movies or plagiarizing them.
what a fucking all time great song that is
if they bring Claude back they can start ripping off Taxi Driver
PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME
She's a lesbian tho?
Why is it so hard to play this game on PC bros? I had it working fine, both graphically and controls-wise, a few years ago, but now it goes to shit every time I try to install and play it. I don't remember what mods or fixes I used. Same with Vice City and San Andreas.
Really? Fucking really? How can you struggle with Turismo that shit is fucking easy. The AI can barely drive, you can pass it in a fucking taxi.
Fucking really? People like you are responsible for the current state of GTA.
download the Liberty City Patch
it has everything you need to run it on modern systems
the fuck are you talking about? 3 works fine and silentpatch is available anywhere.
is it me or are the cops in this the hardest of any GTA?
your wanted level increases extremely quickly, and as soon you get to 5 stars the FBI niggers appear and they gun you down from full health in like 2 seconds
the only way I found to survive a substantial amount of time is to camp some place where they dont directly spawn in like the casino or the construction site
I will never forget that line.
Fade away
Fade away
Fade away
FAYYYYYYYYYDE AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
This is error. You will get instakilled in portland by the mafia because a lot of times (on the hill especially) multiple shotgun mooks with instant aggro and auto-aim spawn and it takes 2-3 shotgun shells to instasplode many of the games vehicles.
what a choon
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Shut up, you damn titty monster, I'm learning.
"Ladies and gentlemen; I have already visualized the desk as two half desks, and now...I shall make it so. Dragon stance...!"
Men of taste right here
Fuck that, I'll just play SA where the controls don't suck dick you fucking bitch
3 is the hardest 3D universe game in general. Not using the sniper rifle to cheese the last few in game missions makes things NES levels of bullshit hard.
>Here's to hoping GTA VIce takes us back to the 80s.
I would literally piss my pants from excitement if they make a new GTA in the 80s
FEELS LIKE I JUST CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
HONESTLY I'VE HIT THE FLOOR
GTA3 is pretty easy.
OH, THE HEADS THAT TURN
MAKE MY BACK BURN
AND THAT HEADS THAT TURN
MAKE MY BACK, MAKE MY BACK BURN
If you use the sniper rifle or M4 to shoot enemies before they can see you. Try to actually fight enemies you'll get gunned down like real life.
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT *WHPSSH* *WHPSSH*
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
REACH THE TOP AND STILL YA GOTTA BURN
FEEL IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
the steam version are notoriously broken on top of being shitty R* ports
pirate 1.0, and install skygfx/skin&bones + silentpatch
the xbox models and graphics pipeline really refresh the game
>finding out what handling.cfg does
>making super heavy, fast freeway
>crashing traffic into orbit
Playing around with that file gave me so many hours of fun.