My hotwife Jade

My hotwife Jade...

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>saggy tits
nice

kurwa

built for goblin cock

MADE
FOR
BIG
WHITE
COCK

Too bad she was NTR’d by a demon. Is she the worst DQ girl?

Are we really going to be able to marry her in Switch version?

JADE WASN'T RAPED BY A DEMON
THAT PART OF TIME WAS ERASED
SHE'S PURE

No, she's still better than the other 'main' girls in the game. Also given how popular Bianca is I doubt anyone outside of here really cares.

You're still a cuck if you marry her. A wife need to be pure in every timeline.

Nice wife user, mind if I cum in her?

who is this jade? that looks like martina

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How gapping is her pussy after being raped by dozens of monsters?

Your hotwife is pretty sexy

>Would you like to save the world, hero?
>YES [NO]
>I don't think you heard me, I said would you like to save the world, hero?

>that male: netorare doujin
Blew countless loads to it.

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Why do JRPGs always do this?

Hotwife indeed you cuck

She's pretty sexy, but the faces are so fucking ugly, I don't understand why they still make them like that.

Reminds them of the illusion of choice that fills their real life, makes them more comfortable and docile.

Where did this hotwife stuff come from?

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I wonder how many hotwives this OP has

I hope the next DQ protagonist is 18

She's occupied being best mom and wife

Probably many

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more like thot wife
lmao

Hotwife just means married woman who has sexual relationships outside of her marriage, with the full knowledge and consent of her husband, who himself doesn’t have affairs.

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Hot

That's weird

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My dick

nice pits

based and white pilled

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Don't mind me jsut going to leave the superior Jade

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Jade is from Beyond Good and Evil though.

Mine too

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I don't think it's right to let your wife fuck other guys

You can't just saying that and give no source.

it's [CURRENT YEAR], user
stop with the cuckshaming

Nothing wrong with it if it makes your dick hard

No proper R34SFM or blender of DQ girls because all fags are occupied with overwatch shit

This user is right. What do you guys get from this?

>overwatch shit
That's where the money is user.

>NTR'd by a demon
don't call Gemma that, she may be worst girl but she's not an evil world ending monster

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It's one of the most popular DQXI doujins, how can't you find it?
Whatever, I like it enough to post it.
exhentai.org/g/1216723/c017e1b262/

Because Blizzard was literally paying them to do that, though its getting slower of late because activision cut their wings

Is she better or worse than Jessica?

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no wonder I couldn't find it, there's no male:netorare tag
Thanks btw.

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Jessica would be best girl in her game if she didn't have that stupid hairstyle.

If she's your "hotwife" at least call her by her real name

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I didnt even know what hotwife means until these threads started to appear. I thought it just means she's hot.

Her name is Martina and you can marry her in the Switch Definitive version

Wait, I could've sworn there was a male:netorare tag on that doujin.
It even was the first doujin that made me interested in that tag.

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what vidya is this?

Same

but she is
look at how hot she is
someone do something

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Read the thread, numbnuts

Jessica would at least be on the same level of Jade if she didn't have pigtails and let her hair down. She's still good though.

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>he thinks those are saggy tits
I N C E L

Nice pussy and tits

Is there any hope that she gets more character development in Switch version? I read they are going to add some side stuff into it.

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They are adding side stories for each party member

God I love Jade

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Is she an actual semen demon?

That's nice I guess. It honestly felt like she got much less development than other girls in the party or Erik.

Yeah they are going to go into full detail about her mimd break and rape

Yes

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don't look like much, one of the previews looks like her fighting booga, as much as I hope it isn't a stupid flashback telling us how or why she ended up working for him
case in point due to retards like this

youtube.com/watch?v=UAmuVoybSpU

NINTENDO WON

God bless you Hugh.

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Me too

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>ButchaU
Where's the heavy dwangler?

So is there a Jade in vidya that doesnt use a polearm?

this is gross stop it

I'm honestly mad if her side story ends up being something like that. Fuck.

Yea, don't put text boxes in your mouth, you don't know where they've been!

This is good advice. I often place text boxes in my ass and then put them back in circulation.
youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

I like this gross stuff

Her voice is doing things to my dick

Same, at least you can marry her and happily live out the rest of your lives with her as King and Queen of the Heliodrasilian Empire

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imagine binding her hands above her head like that and getting free access to those pits for hours

>even thinking about using jap voices when english voices are the original ones

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>Too bad she was NTR’d by a demon.
OP specifically spelled it "hotwife" instead of "hot wife." He doesn't find it a shame that she was NTR'd by a demon, he finds it sexually gratifying.

imagine

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>can't call your wife hot anymore because of this new cuck term

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Those nipples are making me imagine hard

You can call your wife hot, just don't say she's your "hotwife."

source on the doujin

Use "hot wife" or "my wife is hot" not "hotwife". OP specifically used the term.

Why do all the childhood friends bar Maribel all suck by comparison to the female party members you travel with

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>tfw you don't even know the new fetish meme words and have to be spoonfed in dumb Yea Forums threads
I feel so old

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hotwife has been a thing since long before cuck shit invaded Yea Forums

based

it's just an image set
have an actual eighto x jessica doujin for your troubles
nhentai.net/g/264564/

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Not like shitposters and memelords will care. If this catches up it'll be a beautiful new way to bait waifufags.

I don't underestimate this shithole I'm in.

>tfw never even knew much about cuck shit until it popped up everywhere
I don't know how people like this stuff. Never played DQ. Is it a good series?

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If all waifufags were as smart as me, they wouldn't even acknowledge the stupid and untrue shit that gets said about their girls

it's THE JRPG if you like that stuff, I love it personally

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STOP MAKING ME HORNY

I didn't bother leaving the village and just married my childhood friend

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bunnysuits

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basic beta bitch

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OH CRIKEY

cringe

I like marrying my childhood friend and then cheating on her

based

>The Luminary closed his eyes and then shook his head. “Gemma.” She blinked at the sound of his voice. “I’m glad to have your support,” he said slowly. He always felt so awkward speaking! “I know you’ll always be waiting for me, but…that’s not fair. Don’t wait on me, Gemma. Start your life.”
>She tilted her head, “I’m sorry, what? I…I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
>The Luminary grimaced. This was yet another reason he didn’t talk much. He never seemed to get his point across correctly. “Start your life. Your seamstress shop. Get married,” his cheeks pinkened a little, “have children.”
>Her blue eyes blinked a few times and she looked at him as though he’d just sprouted feathers. “What do you mean? I will do all that. When you come back, then it’ll be you and me, happily ever after.” Her voice was earnest and there was a note of desperation in it. Maybe she’d understood him after all.
>He looked down and closed his eyes a moment. Then he looked back at her, “Not with me.”

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It's fine as long as I can watch.

That's mean, user

I came here expecting the worst.
I'm glad I was wrong.

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The thinking man.

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>Artist of this hasn't made any new content since 2016

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It's ok, she deserves it

I don't think anyone deserves that, man.

It's sad because it's accurate.

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Yeah, well fuck OP and his cuckshit, this thread is for wholesome vanilla only now

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They get a less conniving wife

>She gasped and took a step back, one of her hands on her chest, “What are you saying? That’s…no, we’re going to be together! You and me, forever, that’s how it’s-it’s supposed to be!” Her eyes shimmered faintly as she began to tear up. “I’ve been waiting all this time, for you!”
>“I know.” He suddenly felt weary. All the weight of the world on his shoulders and it was this that made him feel weak and fatigued. “I’m sorry. I’ll come back to visit Cobblestone, and I’ll always want to see you, always come if you need me. I love you like a sister. But I won’t live here again. And I won’t marry you.”
>She flinched as if struck. “You…how can you say that? After all our lives together, everything we’ve shared? All the hopes and prayers I poured out for you? And…and you just-“ She cut herself off with a sob. The first tears started down her cheeks. “You’re supposed to be mine! To return to me, for me to make your home and welcome you! I’ve wanted that for so long!”
>He shook his head, “I’m sorry. I don’t feel that way, Gemma. And I don’t owe you my love or marriage.”
>“Don’t you?” Her hands trembled but were balled into fists. “You…you’ve changed! Gone all…naughty! Got some other girl out there, don’t you? Or-or going for that “puff-puff” in every town? Oh, I’ve heard what it’s like out there! After all I’ve done and dreamed, with all my heart!” The hurt was obvious on her face and her voice wavered and wobbled. “You’re no hero! You’re not the person I thought you were!”
>He turned around and started to walk away, “No. I’m not the person you want me to be. I’m sorry, Gemma. I wish it were like that. I hope you can forgive me.”
>“Don’t bet on it, you-you jerk!” Even in her rage and heart break, that was the most cutting insult she could hurl. “Go on, then! If that’s how it’s going to be, then-then I don’t care if you ever come back!”

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>western 3d slut

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:(

>White Westerner being racist to his own kind

Pathetic desu

>this is Jade x Luminary

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not yours but a slut

i know she's trailer trash but god i want to knock marie up and move her out of that trailer park so she can live with me

She was the only cute Kanker.

It's a running gag in DQ at this point
In the first game if you kept trying to say you wouldn't save the world you'd get caught in an endless loop of "BUT THOU MUST!"

yes but she was treated like a joke time and time again, case in point
>tags: female ntr

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Are really fucking hot.

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delete this

But why though?

Leotards are form fitting and accentuate women's breasts and hips. The fishnets/stockings have a similar effect, accentuating their legs and hips without just being bare skin. Heels force them to strain their legs a bit and further accentuate their lower bodies. The bunny ears give a mark of playfulness while the entire ensemble, at least in Western culture, is associated with waitresses and models, giving the outfit a hint of domesticity and servitude; she's wearing this effectively for your amusement as observer.

>exhentai.org/g/1216723/c017e1b262/
only get this

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>accentuates basically every major sexual characteristic
>implications of fertility and overt sexuality
>pantyhose causes uncontrollable erections in all men of good taste

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>only get this
Site is invite only.

Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

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nhentai.net/g/231384/

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Don't spoonfeed dipshits who can't even get past the crying bear

I wish we got Vince as a companion instead of her

muh secret club

Plz no bully Gemma

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*cheats on her*

Grow a fucking character you NPC. Until then I'll be porking my Oneesan.

Pits aren't sweaty enough.
Still not right.
Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about.

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The only dipshits here are the ones still using exhentai in 2019.

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1, getting past Sadpanda is a simple Google search away, it's hardly "secret club".
2, there is literally nothing wrong with gatekeeping against retards incapable of said simple solutions.

Zoomers out.

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I bet you're one of those fags who puts passwords on zip archives.

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>you can finally marry her in the switch version

definitive edition indeed.

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havent played this yet, should i wait for the switch one?

I want to play Jade's game.

>

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Depends if it runs like ass or not

What possesses you to defend somebody who is actually too retarded to google "how to get past the sad panda"?

There's even an app for phones too

MY
DICK

That's my wife, Jade!

>3D

>addon
Plebeian

Your wife showed me her breasts and vagina.

>Jade
Who?
Her name is Martina.

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Your wifd seems to be with other men.

according to you zoomercucks, that'd be the case if he said hotwife

I like Gemma but they really did her dirty by making you marrying her just a wish. Not even any special cutscene or anything. Just people talking about the wedding that we dont actually see. Picture's cute though

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Which one. There's a few.

There is at least a few timeline were your your woman has taken just miles and miles of dick, deal with it.

>She sees your dick

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Nice of grandpa Gohan to show up.

Isn't right for me to fuck them either, but I'm not gonna stop.

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She seems eager

>90% of her doujins are NTR

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Shit that picture remind me of a pic I saw in a discord server with a plump as fuck Serena that I havent been able to find since

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Havent seen this special type of newfaggotry since 2012

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>hottest girl gets raped/mindbroken
Why does every game do this

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thinking mans fetish nigga

I wish I didn't drop off 11 but fuck man. You think you're getting to the end then you get the world of ruin. Then once you think you've finally beaten the world of ruin you get world of almost about to ruin. It's like Okami all over again except it's a jrpg so it's even longer.

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based

3>1>2

beacuse toriyama says so.

nhentai doesn't upload everything and it's in worse quality, you are literally retarded to use it.

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Her name is Jade in the localized version which is the version the majority of people played. Can't weebs control their autism for one second? This thread is filled with faggots like you doing the same shit.

You get the item that makes Calasmos beatable fairly early in Act 3. Getting everyone's absolute best shit is only necessary for completion's sake or if you want to attempt full power Calasmos

TRANSLATE THE REST OF THE DOUJINS HOLY SHIT

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Jade has just as much character as Gemma, none at all. You fucks just have shit taste and went for the one that got the standard DQ sexy costumes

What's a good JRPG brainlet beginners?

>What's a good JRPG brainlet beginners?
Ar Tonelico

bait
DQ 3, 4, 5, 8, 11

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It's been too long. I don't care anymore. The game is finished to me.

>think this is going to be an emotional healing vanilla doujin
>turns into this
WHY

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The only sort of character development Jade has in the whole game is when she gets mindbroken by a demon, and that gets erased. Most of the characters are generic archetypes whose entire character can be guessed within minutes of meeting them.

Post fanart of this jailbait pls

a. part 2 octagonia is shit and a total lack of any creativity or meaningful story advancement
b. yes, she doesn't really have any of the sort
c. you can infer that she has more character and motivations based on how close she is to the hero/her backstory dealing with Eleanor/Irwin being slain/her father being used a puppet by the asshole who effectively ruined her life

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Cute

Any motivation she may have because of her backstory is useless when the game itself barely bothers to show it. She is the single most useless party member in the game, nothing would be different if she just didn't exist. A character created solely to appeal to pathetic "muh waifu" types like OP.

I'm serious though I end up dropping JRPGs 30 hours in because I get stuck. Then I'll consult a walkthrough and it's like "since you have all 20 stones of fushu mush go ahead and fuse them and equip, boss should die in 2-3 hits". Needless to say I have 2 fushu mushu stones and since I explored alot (and fought) the enemies level scaled with me so I'm boned like the kinect model.

will you be able to romance her in the switch version?

>tfw no younger teen sister to tease me about having no gf

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Good fucking lord that was top tier. Fucking saved for later. Thank you based user.

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That's why you always check your tags

Like fuck her?

that's a problem with the game makers and it's clear that the other party members were favored more

ex: Sylvando could have stood to shut the fuck up every once in a while during cutscenes and his arc did not need to be that long

No need for a gf if she becomes my wife.

they didn't list female ntr

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True best girl
>That one doujin where you wish to marry her
So great

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How does one get into this series?

You buy 8 or 11 then play them.

Honestly just pick a game and play it. Most of them are independent. XI is a pretty good one to start with. Not too hard but can still be challenging. Personally I started with V, which has a lot of waifufaggotry if you're into that

>Buy
Thanks

I wanna fuck Mia

Step 1, but a game. Step 2, play it. Just pick up a copy of 11 or wait for the better Switch version later this year.

Ok I'll start with 11, since you fags seem to like it

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8 or 11

Easiest ones to get into

Play 8, 5 or, 11
Or really just throw a fucking dart at the board and play any of them they're all good, although 2 might tear you a new asshole with its insane difficulty spikes

Besides the graphic IX is not good to start?

based

Best

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God, I can't wait to marry her in the superior version of the game.

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9 relied a lot on some multiplayer features that no longer exist since the old Nintendo Wi-Fi Network is down.

imagine traveling the world with your queen and the little prince/princess the two of you raise

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*prince and princess the two of you raise
Jade would want your children to experience the joy of growing up with a sibling

Isn't she a romance option on the switch version?

kill yourself newfag

Gotta say lads, the 3DS version is better.

This should help

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Can you still hack the 3ds for free games if you buy a new one?

Yes but they killed the easy way to yank games off of the eShop last time I checked, so you gotta manually install the .cia files

I want Mia to be playable

It's a joke

People always forget that saving the princess in DQ1 is actually completely optional and changes the ending

You also get a slightly different ending if you carry her all the way to the final boss fight and bring her back to the king after, instead of taking her home as soon as you find her

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Its always weird as fuck to see toriyama faces on 3d models. Not bad, just weird.

I think they do a pretty good job with it
Although it was a bit strange going from "2d features drawn on the face" in the past few games to an actually fully modeled face

>be jadefag
>waifu is a literal self insert NTR doujin heroine
>calls her a hotwife (cuck term google it check leddit)
this is pottery, I'm sure Booga loves to read these threads while having this hoe lick his balls.

Wait, so the version of DQ 11 on steam isn't the complete version?

>wanting to marry a monster cum filled pussy

It's the same as the PS4 version. No word if the extra shit will be sold as DLC or something down the line but I doubt it.

Try playing a Nintendo RPG, you can usually choose wether you want to save the world.

Should I wait then to play DQ 11 on steam? I'd like to play the most complete version of it before I start it

Cute navel!

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hey whats the name of that gay jester dude i think i have jerked it to him before

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"BUT THOU MUST!" was used for if you rejected the love of the Princess, had you saved her (which was optional) in the first place and then later spoke to her back at the castle (after returning her there).

>hotwife

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The new stuff is some sidequests that give a little more backstory on your party members and the option to play with DQ5/6/7 style graphics. The graphics thing isn't new really but it was only in the Japan-only 3DS version.

Oh and apparently you can marry girls besides your childhood friend in the postgame but they might still screw you out of a wedding scene.

Get off Yea Forums, Boogie

*blocks your path*

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>hotwife
Cuck shit, yet again
Go back to the hole you crawled out of

I'll fill her ovaries with my cum, don't worry.

Jade is hot but Veronica has the best personality, prove me wrong

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You're not wrong
I almost feel bad that at the end of the game the best use for her is Channel Anger -> Magic Burst in boss fights, even on Draconian mode it flat out one-shots some of the Act 3 fights.

You will need a switch

Hotwive is just a way ot avoid saying you are into cuck/NTR
Neck yourself

Bet you never even owned a gamecube

This is one of those cases where I've fapped to her but I have never played her series.

>Her name is Jade
>Wears green
There's no more creativity in this world.

If you like JRPGs it's pretty good.

>There's no more creativity in this world.
Just like when your mom named you Faggot after you were born.

her doujins were so fucking good

It's Jade only in the localization

>other versions get jack shit
So glad I didn't buy this garbage

good ass poop doujin

disgusting

i want to see

Yeah I do, might try it out eventually.

>He wasn't with a girl whose boobs looks great in bra but the moment she drops it they drop along.

ehwiki.org/wiki/Know_The_Difference#Infidelity

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veronica is the only pure one in the game. Imagine having veronica and serena use their combined pip powers. they become adults. you rape veronica. She turns back into a child and regrows her hymen. rinse and repeat. Veronica is best.

exhentai.org/g/1342147/8ba87996b7/

>only switch will get the DLC where you can marry her and fucking also have JP voices
For fuck sake

Don't mind me just going to leave the most superior Jade

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Reads like a shitpost from some mobile game general on /vg/.
Anyway any advice for DQIX? Obviously since the wifi is dead no extra quests for me but I'm playing on a cart. Any crucial but missable items? It's my first DQ that isn't pic, which is one of my favorite games of all time.

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zing!

It's funny

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can i dress her up in slutty clothes?

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>tfw older sister fucks a new guy every 2-3 years and then moves on because she wants to stay single and i've had to endure learning their names and hanging out with them around the holidays even though i know they wont last long in her eyes

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do you have a dad around user or where you raised by a single mom?

>not being a bro and dropping hints

dad was a sailor on oil tankers for many years till my older sister was born - he then became a business owner and worked long hours - mom had paranoid schizophrenia and we medicated most of her life till she an heroed two years ago - my sis and i were basically raising ourselves a lot of the time - in some ways she turned out better than me though, she works at a university now as a lab tech and makes solid money while i'm basically a maintenance man doing the 40 hour work week thing with no real goals or drive to do anything else but i have to work to support myself cuz i'm no neet and the thought of living on handouts makes me sick inside

*blocks your path*
what are you gonna do now kiddo

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the breasts are too big

well shit best you can do is as says

i feel like that's poor form, they are all decent enough dudes without major issues that i can tell and i'd like to see her settle down with one of them eventually and continue the family line, trying to work on that myself and get it done but it's tough out there

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Who????