Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun shines, and brother? I hurt people. I'm a force of nature...

>Direct sHit.
Come on, it's not that bad.

I want to play tf2 not doom

It just makes me salty.

T. Scunt main
Heres an idea, dont get hit.

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What the fuck is with the TF2 threads today? We've had like 5 of them

>spy backstabs the heavy I was about to land on
>hit the ground and die
FUCK YOOOOOU

I main engi, sentries can't dodge.

IM MOVIN OUT!

I have been playing this game for over 5 years now, over 1,500 hours and the hit detection is still shit for me even going back and forth chaning the updaterate and interp settings and what not. I can't play this game when my shotty only does 6 damage while they can pop around 70 on me with the same weapon

cause its a 12 year old game, that was released on a shit engine

I miss when this game was on the start of F2P, i've lost many hours on it

there hasn't been a good update since 2015

stout shako for 2 refined

Sounds like you just suck.
Just use the wrangler and tank until a teamate can kill him. Or do it yourself if you don't suck.

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That would be completely shit in tf2 unless there was
-only teams
-no snipers
Solo would be literally dominated by soldiers, demo’s, and pyros; and snipers would literally ruin the game because they start out with unironically the strongest gun in the game and absolutely btfo multiple classes unless they get surprised by someone at close range.

I know there’s some faggots on Yea Forums that bitch about snipers ruining the regular game modes, and that’s just because they’re bad at the game, but characters that unironically start out with OP guns in a BR is absolutely retarded.

Why don't we just give up, pardner?

>he sucks
>bc a spy on his team did something that led to his death
>bc someone playing a team game didn’t aid in teamwork
I bet you’re the type of retard who would do this lol

This game is shit. Move on people.

>loads up tf2

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Oh I will be moving on when Halo comes out.

I will never truly move on from this game

>Relies on a different addiction to get rid of the first one.

5cp is unironically the worst gamemode, which sucks because it'd be good IF THE TIMER DIDNT COMPLETELY RESET UPON CAPTURE

I'll be smoking that crack to stop my tobacco addiction, then I'll sniff cocaine to stop the crack addiction.

What was wrong with Invasion? I liked Probed.

This, I was just on 5cp sunshine for 80 minutes because each team was too entrenched and couldn't break the fucking line. We only won when we had 4 medics all with ubered heavies rush in and kill everyone. 5cp is a nightmare gamemode and should only be competitive if it doesnt reset but each cap gives the timer like an extra minute or two, not 10 fucking minutes each

>ywn sticky bomb launch yourself across the map, pulling out the ullapool caber mid air and quickly picking out the medic, landing, hitting him and sticky jumping away while laughing in demoman ever again
Fuck valve

Valve hates demoman
>Nerfed one of his swords only to revert it later on
>bottle wouldn't break for the longest time
>No longer detonate while taunting cause of peeking even though you just need the high 5 taunt to do it again
>caber nerf, can't even one shot snipers now
>sticky jumper nerf
>Yet they refuse to nerf sticky spamming cause of muh competitive

>implying Valve hates demo
Valve hates spy worse
>All of his items nerf him in some way
>Knives nerf health
>Guns nerf damage
>He hasn't gotten a new item since 2012
>He keeps getting his cloaking devices nerfed back and forth, one moment DR is op next its CAD
>He's fundamentally useless on every mode and doesn't even have good killing potential
>To top it off they gave his direct counter class, a fucking weapon that removes all of his hard work and effort killing the engineer in 2 hits

Spy was a mistake from the start. He only got in cause gabe liked some stupid glitch in classic team fortress.

Gabe has shit taste in general, also the fuck are you talking about, Spy was in TFC. Spy should have gotten the same Feign death as in TFC as it's own item and not the dead ringer

The problem is that spy is inherently not fun to play against. if you kill him you don't feel any satisfaction because he's made of glass and if he kills you it feels like bullshit because you didn't see it coming
>turn around
I agree, but tell that to pablo.gonzalez.2008 and FRIENDLY_HOOVY

Valve should buff his disguise capabilities so he can actually fool players, and perhaps buff his revolvers to allow him to pick lone players at mid range behind enemy lines. Perhaps add a ricochet mechanic like Revolver Ocelot to make him more unique, would fit his sneaky underhanded theme.

The problem with Spy, is that if you give him a reliable way to kill an enemy 1v1, then every spy is just gonna run at the enemy and play a weaker scout.
If you buff the knives, then he can get insane chainstabs with no effort at all and kill an entire team.

Spy is at the point, where hes so weak so nobody fucking plays him and the people who do are frustrated with the way he plays.

>and perhaps buff his revolvers to allow him to pick lone players at mid range behind enemy lines.
That was what the ambassador was.

That's true to an extent, but that's why I suggested the ricochet thing to make him more unique.

That's also true, I do think the ambassador nerf was uncalled for. If you can headshot people at long range consistently you deserve those kills. What I mean though is buff the damage of all revolvers, for example: if you do manage to get behind enemy lines, and see a medic running from spawn to the frontlines, you're either forced to run behind him like an idiot hoping to catch him (he's faster anyway) and the moment someone else sees you you're dead. While the revolver does decent damage, it would be more useful if you could kill weaker targets from mid range quickly and reserve backstabs for real threats that you couldn't possibly beat on a 1v1 like Soldier, Demo or Heavy. Of course this is just rambling, I might be dead wrong.

I hate 5CP, but it has two of my favorite maps in Well and Granary

Well and Granary are based maps, but every other 5cp map is shit, or has a bad layout

What happened to the Part Van threads/server?

When is MvM getting proper bot support?

TF2 died after 2010.

Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
only on weekends starting friday like it should be