HIRE

why does this happen?

Only thing new here is you friend.

trolls think they're funny so they do this.

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i cant hire anything how do i turn up the volume

okay, now THIS is epic.

People are genuinely in the dark about how drag-and-drop this stuff is, right? They have to be. The comments really seem less about how Nintendo should (supposedly) just DO the thing, and more about how they (supposedly) need the PERSON who arranged the assets. I'm not about to claim that that's no work at all, but it's like seeing people hold someone up alongside Leonardo because they put together a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle of the Mona Lisa. It's just... weird.

Why is it always Ocarina of Time? How come nobody remakes any of the other Zelda games in the Unreal Engine?

thats the only one normalfags played besides brap of the wild

Same reason why any other N64/PS1 game gets jerked off ad nauseum, because the people who played them as children grew up just in time to became failed e-journalists and YouTubers when the Internet exploded, allowing them to influence the collective consciousness.

Also, easy access to an HD model of Young Link, at least since his Hyrule Warriors apperance.

so why did this exact tech demo catch on instead of the multiple previous ones that were shitposted on here?

>jarringly simply soundbyte for walking

That alone turned me off from the vid. It just clashes with everything else.

which has the most soul?
youtube.com/watch?v=QW9wcdpCeeM

HIRE THIS SHILL HE DOES IT FOR FREE

That's the original sound. But yeah, why not change that if you're gonna change everything else?

It worked with the original OOT because it matched the simple textures and environments. Also, I believe it wasn't that loud. Here it just drowns out everything.

Why would anyone waste time remaking a Nintendo game when it's gonna get shut down anyways?

some should scream on vocaroo
HIRE
THIS
MAAAAAAAAN
i would but my voice cracks when i barely try to talk out loud

Unreal is fucking worse than Unity I swear

It gets le most epic youtube clicks

he's not remaking OoT he's just remaking the area in unreal.
there's no actual game.

I think navi should be brighter

Nintendo does not care

considering he's been uploading shit like that for over 3 years, yea they really fucking dont

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>photorealistic graphics with a cartoonish N64 walking sound effect

Gonna be a yikes from me mister

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Wow, link looks quite vulnerable here, like a blank canvas.

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>BotW

Not even that. Also, I've spotted a zommer pretending to have played Ocarina.

Unreal Engine 4 is what got me

why is navi a flashbang grenade

Fire this entire development studio

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I'm attracted to this

I don't get it, this guy has been doing this for years with the same comments, why now is this meme being spammed
>Inb4 it has
Yes this creator has been posted before but never the hire this man meme

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ocarina is stale, get over it

default unreal lighting makes all of these fan games look like ass.

they already did

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Malon was raped by Mr.Ingo every night in that one bed and she even alluded to this saying every time she didn't do "everything" he told her to he would rape the horses instead

>Fan makes something
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>Nintendo makes the same thing
>NINTENDO FIRE THIS TEAM

NINTENDO...HIRE THIS MAN.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xiwtXHPwGPE

This has so much potential for an edit.

Mido always had a thing for Saria.
One day it was clear to him that his rival, Link, would never return...
That was the day Mido made good on his interest in Saria.
Mido raped and killed Saria inside the forest temple

>those comments

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In order for him to do the same thing as the studio he’d need to make sure everyone is polygonal people

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What planet are these people from, anyway? Every single drag-and-drop Unreal Engine mockup has dozens if not hundreds of people all saying vapid horse shit exactly like this. Why are they watching these videos when they clearly know nothing about the game in question or game development in general? Where do they keep coming from?

Why is Navi a fucking torch!?

The man in blue at the market admitted he was caught trying to see Princess Zelda.

What he didn't admit, was what he was planning to do to this young girl when he got to her.

...NAHHHHHH! It COULDN'T have been that, right? it was

>that literal "NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN"
Jesus Christ

What the FUCK is going on in this thread?

please stop
what do you want

>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of RAPE TIME

Is it the whole game? or just a fancy tech demo with the areas?

It's the whole game, why do you think we keep saying HIRE THIS MAN

You think it's shitposting or something?

>is the this hot epic new meme
Can we just have a laugh at shit again without the meme police showing up every time

keep looking and you can find people asking him to sell these "games" on the switch, or even worse, ps4
these people have literally no idea how any of this works

they say that precisely BECAUSE they know nothing about the game in question or game development in general

that looks like soulless garbage

The points the graphical work not the sound...

Could do without the eye adaptation, but it looks like he actually cared about the work

Oh my..but why?

>Link doesn't even cast a shadow
Everything about this is pure dog shit. Jesus christ, can nintendo just send him a C&D so I no longer have to see these faggot threads?

GAMEFREAK?
HIRE THIS ARTIST.

>Consistent art design that actually required work instead of just stealing shit from the unreal store
Yeah, fire them.

>those infinity blade assets used to make the gate

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he had a "going into games machine" but he got trapped. poor man turned into a smelly npc, i know because i smelled him, i have a "going into games machine" too

>Consistent art design that actually required work
>Consistent
>Actual work
Dark times for gaming indeed..

If I'm going to do a full playthrough of Ocarina of Time for the first time is the 3DS version acceptable or should I use my softmodded Wii to figure something else out

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Why it looks like shit

But JYoU DIDn't..

No

>Yeah stupid amateur devs. They've got no eye for artistic design and just throw in every gaudy little graphical effect at their disposal haphazardly, not like the professionals at Ninten...

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>unreal engine

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SOULESS

Jesus christ that walking animation is so bad. This is soulless.

>change the lighting
>add bloom
>charge full price

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Still a more consistent art style than the trash in the OP.