How do I come up with a gamertag that doesn't look tryhard or stupid?

>ploon
I like that name, and the first google result is "The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon." That could be me.

who do you main Yea Forums
I'm peaceful oat goblins

pick a one word, two to three syllable, original name that is unused on every single platform and website

regardless of what it is, at least it's yours and yours alone

also, no numbers, no hyphens, no symbols, and be careful about capitalization

EverybodyPoops47

ingesanagram.appspot.com/
put your first and last names
pick a result

put something in deep dream

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>muh stem
>muh literature
>muh nihi- I mean accelerationism
>muh twitter
Not him but how do you breath while huffing your own farts every second of your life

bigguy9001

EMBRACE THE EDGE

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>doesn't look tryhard or stupid?
literally impossible
either accept that you're a fucking tryhard or brain damage yourself until you don't mind having a stupid name

XxRenamuasuke666xX
iSipPosion
4chenTrapFag
KissableGaylord
HornySpaceKlown
TopGamzee

Find a soda brand exclusive to a third world country and swap two letters.

wtf someone else who watched manabi straight

Military rank + Adjectives

Alternatively

Your Name + Adjectives and or numbers

Pork Rembrandts sounds classy, I'll take that one

Use an alias instead of some fucking stupid combination of bullshit, makes you look like less of a retard and bonus points if it's believable, example - Mark Ableton

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>XxRenamuasuke666xX
is that supposed to be renamon+(something)+sasuke?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Italian-language_surnames

get inspo from naming conventions from the 90s. 90s was the least tryhard decade.

im sorry normiebro, you have the rest of the internet

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I have a very original one but I realized that's a problem when I found out that you can find all my online profiles with simple google search.
Don't go too autistic and try to use different ones.

how about "Images For Ants"?

open System32 and pick the name of one random file
how many aelupsvc's do you think there are online?

like?

thanks

just be urself bro

BigGuy####

is it really that much trouble just making up random names?
jama
boon
herf
cron
vex
das
bubin
gunty

just pick on of these that resonates with you

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Until you realize that there is some one with that name irl.

RimjobRodney
Bam. There ya go.

even better

>being this new

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I saw this method in another thread a while back last year and found it quite nice, so I'll repost it here.
Basically, use the first three letters of your last name and the last two letters of your first name. Post results.
For me, it ends up being Grisha. Not that bad...

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"random"

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I meant Grish*
I guess I posted too much in Shingeki No Kyojin threads on Yea Forums.

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>colan
shit method

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More like COLON amrite?

>Penis
Yeah I think I'll pass

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>reor
my last name has two letters, am I a namelet?

Go to bed Dennis

>not bigguyuuuu

You can make up literally anything and it will already exist.

>Felan
Nice.

Hi Fellatio!

>think of your future
>think of your personality
>think of something you believe in, something you represent

jesus you insecure fucks i bet you look down on anyone with a number in their name

pure beta

HomelessDourWhiteSupremacy

666DeViLAnGeL999

Jokes on you

>having a number in your gamertag already qualified as tryhard

Geoon

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Use a made-up, nonsensical phrase that rolls of the tongue.

What's your gamertag, Yea Forums?

incelorator

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JewsOnTour

lol are you me?

My gamertag is too unique to just post here.

Put some words together and change the spelling so that looks like a bunch of gibberish, but is easily pronounceable to yourself so people who are mad at you will have a hard time spelling or saying it.

The biggest change I ever had when thinking of a name is that I didn't want anyone to easily spell or say it when they got mad. I gets really funny when they try to spell or say it.

3Doll

JCapps

Sorry, but science has proven rigorously ab initio that the more you worry about looking tryhard or stupid the more you'll end up looking tryhard or stupid.

Got a nickname or a favorite album or TV show?
Try variants of those

Haha, like Smash Meowth or something right, lmao nerd culture.

>fapping to shadman's art
you'd have to be desparate as shit

Zips

I'm sorry user, I'm , I don't want you to think I'm making fun of you or being confrontational, I'm just ironic shitposting with a joke I just thought up, ily no homo

>"The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon." That could be me.
never change, Yea Forums.

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hentailord69

DiggerNick

First two letters from your first name.
Last three letters of favorite game.

You don't. Eventually you'll despise your name and regret ever choosing it.

>not having a list of names ready for every situation and game

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>Droel
What the fuck is that supposed to mean

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Yohara

try bumfart bc u are a bumfart lol

xSendxXxLolisx

>not being a generated GT chad
lol

anyone have the image of that guy who was forced to change his name by xbox support like 20 times before they banned him. it was NuckFiggers### and he just changed the numbers at the end every time.

SneezyDwarf

OK OP HERE'S YOUR NAME, USE IT WELL:

SpiderBarn

> 18+ user
> just coming up with a gamer tag
You are fucked dude, it’s too late, should have had one by the age of 10, whatever you do now it’s either going to be a meme or cringe

Thus anon06.br was born

>random Wikipedia's article
>random chemical element
that's how I did it.

>mfw the Wiki's article was about an item from my country that sounds cool
thanks Wikipedia

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just use a japanese pokemon name like DORYUZU or ZURUZUKIN or SAZANDERA or ERUFUN or RANKURUSU or BORUTOROSU or ONONOKUSU
gen 5 really was the best

I just used my first initial and last name. At least it'll never get old or feel outdated to me.

I’ll be the judge, out with it

Do not actually do this

I did my longest running one on my favorite bar/restaurant

the item was Ayahuasca

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wtf, I've never seen the full version before.

I just make it something self deprecating. There's nothing anyone can say about me that I haven't already said about myself.

all of those sound gay as hell. literally fantasy tryhard

DUDE, AYAHUASCA, LMAO