How the fuck does a paper beat a rock?

How the fuck does a paper beat a rock?

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yeah I never understood this either

I told you white beats black

>rock drops first, paper falls later and covers it
or
>paper wraps around rock

Paper covers rock, duh

this

did they really need to make it the whole shit coloured rainbow?
It's jarring, especially mismatched like this.

>two white hands
What's up with this forced diversity? Whites are a global minority, they aren't the default

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Rock has no "limbs" to pick up paper and damage it.

And then I smack you in the head with a rock covered in paper and it hurts just as much

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It's not jarring at all, stop being a kekold

Paper=Money
Rock=Power
Scissors=Intelligence

In that case I shove the scissors in your throat before you use the rock

What an absolutely faggy thread. Kill yourself, OP

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nigger

>getting triggered by a wikihow infograph about Rock, Paper, Scissors
But it's only the SJWs that are obnoxious insecure faggots screeching about any and everything, right?

it is, it's confusing as shit and uneasy on the eyes.
They should have made them match uniformly or make them all the same colour

Why the fuck would you do that? Asshole.

paper = intelligence
rock = strength
scissors = agility

this is the true canon

It suffocates it

well rock is shit tier
and paper is win tier
scissors is banned from tournament play

i hate nigger

my main complaint was the awful color composition, you ideologue mongoloid

who /rock/ here? fuck scissorcucks.

Paper covers it up preventing any of the rockiness getting out thus suffocating and killing it. Did you learn nothing in school?

sandpaper

by wraping around it and then absorbing the rock into itself

It's a game sperglord. Do you also consider why half the royalty and clergy are on the chess board?

why the fuck isnt it a bag then

*pulls out gun*
nothin personell

Hole > Everything else

rock flies right through paper

How do we stop rock on scissor violence?

Back in the old days rock mains would absolutely BTFO anybody else, so the devs had to balance it. Good Balancing =/= Realistic. Still paper mains need to stop being massive fags

thats because it fucking is its just a dude in a dress faggot ur the repressed homosex

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Despite being only 13%, rocks cause 52%

Paper is the equivalent of throwing a net over rock.

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You can do that but it doesn't affect the game because rock already lost.

Game mechanics > Realism

The dumbest people use rock, like jocks

The nerdiest people use paper, like anyone in glasses

The edgy/goths use scissors

you are like little baby

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But brown beats white

Wow this guy has autism or something

then it should be rock paper net. it wouldnt break the lore at all since a scissor will still fuck up a net. its a bad excuse

>454519948
because rock, bag, scissors sounds stupid.

Because all Bags aren’t paper dumbshit

All the different gestures are of specific hand color if you pay attention.
Scissors are white.
Rock is mestizo.
Paper is nigger.

>teleports begind you
>you were caught in a genjutsu the whole time
>swings my rock into your pathetic scissors, shattering them into a million pieces
Nothing personel

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What kind of pussy net are you using that a pair of scissors could cut through it?

any fucking net not made out of iron

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So we gonna turn this into a restricted RPS thread or...?

the genre is dead but sure go for it

It's because paper is made from wood and wood beats rock.

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A basketball hoop isn't built for entangling Roman gladiators.