Here's your date tonight bro

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>tattoo
She's a single mom.

It's a dude, and yes there is a buttplug, and a cage

she thinks it looks cute
FUCK i hate weebs

ugly
ugly and gay

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she doesn't look like she shaves her arms

Wheres the thicc one posing with the god of war 4 statue at gamestop?

better than nothing, I suppose.

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looks like a girl my friends and I fucked in high school

hot

uh no she ugly

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>tattoo
Trash
I sure hope thats a dude.

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no one who says that looks good is saying it because they're a weeb, they're saying it because they're mentally ill

*fat one

She look cute, if she's nice then i'm ok.

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Weebs and mentally ill go hand in hand

>tfw a girl likes you

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What? More information needed

>geek girls
There is litterally nothing WORSE on the planet
>shit hygiene 99% of the time
>or shit personality
>or both
>obsessed with anime
>obsessed with tw3, skyrim, or both, to the point where she won't shut up about it
>has no other hobbies because girls aren't encouraged to pick up more than one hobby anyway
>talks like a retard for being around them constantly

I wish I could argue with that

Lurk more, tourist. That image was spammed daily for weeks.

Man

I mean, gaming hobby is better than no hobby that most other girls don't have

No it wasn't.

Lurk more, redditor

>avoid her so she doesn’t get disappointed and tell her girl friends you have weird insignificant but unavoidable deformities like a downward curving dick with unironic phimosis

Man, I hate elitist redditors like you.

>Amalur
no thanks

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>
bro are you ok

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I vaguely remember it, but I didn't save it please kinda user, I need the spoon of feeding .

>I met my wife at GameStop
>she had never seen a penis IRL before so the first time we fucked she stared at my dick for like ten whole minutes

I love you Tessa.

>don't know if girl likes you or if it's your raging erotomania again

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Spotted the virgins

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Seriously no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I don't pay attention to the shit that gets spammed here but I feel I would remember something like that. Do you have an archives or anything to back this up? Keep in mind that someone posting a picture more than once is not spam.

>elitist
Spoken like a true redditor. It's faggots like you who come here once a week when their facebook is down and then fall for the easiest bait and make sure shitpost threads reach bumplimit.

>mfw a milf likes me

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If I was, I wouldn’t be here

I have phimosis too, girls don't give a fuck. When she really wants the D she aint gonna complain about no hat on your dick

Why are you stuttering, you mentally ill incel?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ba48d960fe7c

cute

Sorry no but I'm already in a relationship
You're very cute though!

It was some super thick goth girl at GameStop posing with a god of war statue, it was posted like once. If anybody has it I need it.

That doesn't even sound bad at all, user. When other girls are all too soulless to even have any hobbies or even have anything that resembles a personality.

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It's a fat girl dressed in black lusting over a Kratos cardboard stand.
It was spammed daily to start shitty "thicc" threads disguised as God of War 4 threads.
That's more than enough information for you to find it on your own.
Now go back and lurk more.

>Pic related is 7 years old now

She probably moved on with life and had kids or something, idk man.

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I am the only one, or pornhub went to shit lately? Sometimes I have to reload the site couple of times, before it even loads. And it stutters too, a lot.

>she

took me unironically under 30 seconds to find
now go back

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I have literally never seen that before and I'm convinced you are making it up. You are the one that was requesting a spoonfeed in the first place. You wanted someone else to post a picture that you claim to have seen spammed for a while. If you want it posted so bad and wish to not look like a schizo then post it yourself or post the archives that prove it was ever spammed. If you're not going to do either of those things then don't bother posting again.

GOD THAT IS TOO THICK

>tfw a black girl likes you

My brain doesn't want me to fuck up the gene pool but my penis wants that ebony putang so badly help me bros

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what a fat disgusting bitch

Naw man it's just right .
Prime hottdogging meat

You may not get another option.

God, you just know she has puffy pale nipples hnnnnnnng
My man. I used to almost exclusively fuck MILFs for two or three years after college. Shit was great.
>not colonizing black women
You pussy, just do it. Assuming she's not ratchet you're probably in for a great time.

Wait, you mean like untreated phimosis? I had that when I was a kid and they just "circumcise" you like a jew

>and I'm convinced you are making it up
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO

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go and have fun my nigger

BIG HUGE

It's fat, fucking obese.
It's all sagging fat full of cellulite, you degenerate sheboon lovers.

You're an Amerimutt anyways bro. Your viking/aryan heritage has always been a lie.

>completely sex depraved and salavates at just the sight of your cock
You forgot the best part. Don't ever let catch you slip up again, faggot.

Yes, my mom was too lazy to do it, and when i was a teenager i ahd the choice to do it but that would mean i couldn't jerk off for 5 weeks, so i decided fuck it, lets see what girls think.
Maybe i was just lucky but i had no complaints so far.

>don't like her back
>classmates ship us together like we're both anime characters

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>tfw a normie girl likes you
>you're her first boyfriend at 23

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It's nerve wracking for some unexplained reason

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>Your viking/aryan heritage has always been a lie.
Speak for yourself.
I'm from the north woods.

Yes, that's me

Well I wish I had never seen this garbage.
Never said you were making up the image only said you were making up the spam. Which you were, I'm checking the archives and only see about 5 pages of this image, evenly spaced out over months. That is not spam, you are retarded if you think it is. You are already retarded for even knowing about this shit and participating in God of Internet Marketing fap bait threads. But, I guess you can continue to believe you are better than me because of your in-depth knowledge of Sony shilling.

>No fat sag on arms
>Hourglass figure
>Clearly prefers high T men
Sorry for your low T bro

What an absolute beta you are.

Ah yes, until I open my mouth and bore them to hell because I have nothing to talk about and the lack of social interactions made a blabbering retard

aaaaAAAAAAA!!!
I don't want a girlfriend or a relationship!!!
All I really want is the equivalent of a dog in human form I can FUCK!!!!

>doesn't know how fat works
fucking inflation retards

>girls aren't encouraged to pick up more than one hobby anyway
girls are encouraged to do everything. you dont see google bending over backwards to provide free and fun programming and code lessons specifically to boys.

the fact girls STILL dont do shit despite the encouragement is another matter

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Everbody pay attention, we have a fat expert over here

her ass probably tastes delicious

>my mom was too lazy to do it
Your mom is a fucking retard, she shouldn't have kids on her care

Have sex

Negro, why do you think she's wearing all black and her sleeves are so fucking big? She is fat as hell, she stuffed all her meat into those pants and is struggling to breath to maintain that figure. If you can't see the fat on her arms then you must be blind. She got lucky with her fat distribution and it isn't noticeable on her forearm, but you can clearly see it on her elbow and she's covering up her jiggly batwings with those sleeves.

looks like jay wilson

aye

I really really really want to

based and redpilled
cringe and tumblrwhaled

t. Schlomo

>Girl I actually like asks me out
>Turn bright red and mumble something before somehow saying no
This happened multiple times and I cringe every time I think about it

thats basically what a good gf is

Didn't that game bankrupt a state or something?

Don't you dare try to discuss video games in my incel whining thread!

Shut the fuck up furry

not that expert since I'm not an amerifat
but fat deposits in different places in women, you fucking ignorant
everybody knows that

Based

Prof. user, Phd in fat

I'd sm--
>Tats on pinkie
DEGENERATE.

if you find the right girl and show her you are worth something she will do EVERYTHING for you. If you treat her right you'll have a great life.
i legit feel sorry for people who will never experience this

Oh my god just shut the fuck up and go away. Nobody cares about your feelings.

Fuck off normie

>girl likes you
>you literally have to fight her off

Some men break their hearts. My elementary school self broke their bones

Nice argument buddy. Why come into a thread and just say random shit like that? Who is this supposed to be directed at? It's certainly not me, I haven't brought up my feelings once in this thread that you neglected to read before interjecting with what you seem to believe is a valuable opinion. Learn how to properly use the reply function before speaking to anyone especially me.

Thanks for the life story.

god I just want a reasonably cute gf with similar interests like her why the FUCK is that impossible to find?

>t. american

Yeah somehow, in just 5 years, the studio managed to spend 133 million dollars with out making a single bit of profit. That was the only game they ever made before going bankrupt the same year it came out. It didn't even sell enough copies to break even. Most of the money they wasted didn't go towards the game but to going on expensive trips and shit. No idea how they got away with that.

Based & Chadpilled

Eh it depends on the girl
All I can say is happy wife happy life, because when she's sad or mad you won't fucking hear the end of it.
Even if she's the kind that gives the silent treatment she'll make sure you know what she's doing

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you do realize that the whole "thicc" shit was started by women right? you've already been manipulated into thinking fat women are attractive to conform to their body positive stature they have, that all women are beautiful regardless of what they look like while men have to be 8 or above before a woman will even think about looking at them never mind talking to them. congratulations on having no capacity for free thought, you're now aware your opinions are not your own but molded by fat women so they can feel good about themselves

>try out premium for a few days because holiday
>can’t even access private videos that faggots have made private to extort followers for more videos
What a stupid fucking feature

I can't help if aren't willing to smash that at least for a hot minute.

Bro,
Stop being and incel furry are or whatever the fuck you faggots call yourself. Women are horny as fuck and usually will settle for middle of the road quality dick in an instant. I'm ugly and have fucked tons of women just because I was a decent enough dick around at the right time.

You got proof of that? Or a source?

You are having a stroke. Please seek medical attention.

>tfw you like girl
>but she actually likes you back
Literally the best feeling in the world, lads. We're all gonna make it.

>never happened
STOP IT STOP IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>Tfw a girl has never liked me despite being well liked and having an active social life at 26

i ain't payin $60 for that piece of trash. (the game or the "female")

It really is.

I just know I'm going to screw up and lose her forever.

>Have big dick
>Like thicc girls because I like having huge tits to put it between
>Notice small dick guys hate thicc women because theyake them feel smaller
>Heightcels hate them because they can't deal with normal sized women
Oh user some day I'll be a big boy

If you have to fake shit to be around her you need to let her go or better yourself.

Somewhat related. A girl from work invited me out for drinks with her and her friends this week. I went with them and had fun. She also invited me out again this weekend with her and her friends. Does she like me?

>tfw sperging since kindergarten
I give up, i give up for real.

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Oh my god shut the fuck up dude. Nobody cares.

Too little info.
Could be one of friends said you were cute, could be she wants the D, could be that she thinks your gay. Just fucking have run drinking with her and if you end up going to her place after because your sloppy drunk then good for you, it not she may introduce you to a friend that likes you.

Maybe, user. Maybe she likes you or she's trying to set you up with one of her female friends or something.
Good luck, lad!

Remember to love yourself before you try to love others. This is a dangerous attitude that often sabotages otherwise happy relationships. You have to believe you are worth it

underrated

Actually cute though, has good facial structure, just needs some confidence.

That’s a man, baby

First boyfriend but 83rd person to fuck her

Her 2 friends who went out with us have boyfriends. She is single.

>girl likes me
>she teases me by bumping into me
>being stupid 5th grader I put some chalk on her sweater
>her friends hated me the rest of the year

I could never win

That's a good sign, user!

But also she is only going to be here for a few months before she goes back to her own country

Ouch that fucking sucks.
Try to fuck her and don't get too attached.

Wrong. Like most twitter memes it started in the black community to describe women (black) with fat asses. It was then co-opted by feminist hambeasts for their cause and also virgin nerds looking for a trendy new term to describe any woman they find attractive

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I should also add her own country isnt that far from me really. Short enough flight. 2 or 3 hours.

Long distance relationships NEVER work out, in my experience.
If you don't live at driving distance from each other then it's a big red flag.

Ok. So should I not bother trying to do anything with her so?

Dream girl would unironically look like this. Girl in the pic is probably too young though.

>only girl who has ever liked me was some single mother who looked and sounded like a goblin
>probably didn't even like me, just wanted some beta provider and I looked pathetic enough to fill the role
>mom has so little faith in me she was surprised to learn I didn't like her back

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Bro just have fun drink with her if you fuck you fuck if you date enjoy it but don't expect too much.

Do whatever, just don't get too attached.

>girl likes me
>at party
>pinches my ass
>I react like a dude
>leave it a few minutes
>she is at the back door smoking
>assume the crab pose, double pincers held high
>go in for the twin cheek killing blow
>neighbors head appears at the fence in full rant mode (it was 2am or something)
>we see each other and my face of absolute terror at being caught like this halts his complaining
>she doesnt notice me and starts apologizing and chatting
>I fall to the side out of sight and crawl away

just fucking stop... i'm already slowly accepting that some people are just meant to be wizards...

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But I'm very emotional ad get easily attached

Why don't you guys date my sister Claire instead?

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Then you're fucked. Unless either of you have imminent plans to move, bail.

>I put some chalk on her sweater
Is this slang or something?

dead meme fuck off

Jizz?

The only way you get over it is to get used to normal relationships dude. Have fun, don't have expectations and move on.

>another thread where a bunch of people like pic related make large claims about shit they do not fully understand
>autistic woman hating that mirrors tumblrina men hating
>Reddit red pill "truths" everywhere

I miss when it was just "i wish i had a girlfriend" those threads were filled with pathetic fucks but at least they weren't a bunch of pent up angry faggots

you can stretch that shit without surgery in 9/10 cases user to fix it

>Sperg out emotionally to get over being an emotional sperg
Don't do this.

I've met a girl like the one in the OP before
There is almost a certainty that she's unshaved but will clean that MINGE up if she gets some action
Their taste is average with some gold nuggets in there somewhere,

Beware because there will always be someone better than you and she knows it

forgot my pic

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