CASTLE CRASHERS SWITCH CONFIRMED
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What's your:
>Main
>Weapon of choice
>Magic, Strength, Defense, or Agility
Red Lightning mage here
CASTLE CRASHERS SWITCH CONFIRMED
twitter.com
What's your:
>Main
>Weapon of choice
>Magic, Strength, Defense, or Agility
Red Lightning mage here
all characters are exactly the same. NPC simulator game, SAD.
Wow, a 20 year old game ported. Incredible
I too main Red Knight.
OMG YES ANOTHER PORT OF A DECADE+ OLD GAME YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU NINTENDO YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>getting hyped for a port of a decade old xbla game
>babby's first beat em up
>doesn't even have interesting art
Now if only Scott Pilgrim would come to the Switch.
Oh wait.
Agility build is fucking great if you aren't alone.
You have to be carried for like ten, twelve levels though, but then you turn into a machine gun and the fun starts.
The toughest thing is choosing between your friends and snatching their loot from under their noses with your superior speed.
CLAIM YOUR CHARACTER!!!
I'll claim alien hominid
Nah the art is good.
BRUTE CHADS RIIIIIISE UP!
cringey game that only edgy teens liked back in the day
>no scott pilgrim
fuck off, i can play this shit on PC
fuck off Castle Crashers is an actually good indie game.
Red Knight
I fucking love CC but this is literally non-news. It's a fucking port. Everyone has a PC that can run CC.
I can't believe this came out when I was in high school. It's fun for like 3 days though. I still love you Meowburt.
Real men pick Pink Knight
yeah for people that own it already it's pointless, but there are unironically people that have never played this game.
Meh... Give me Alien Ominide
Peasant boys unite
It's a glorified Newgrounds flash game. Dad n Me was cool at the time but not as a paid experience. It has a shitty sense of humor and shitty art, and no character differences. There are tons of other beat em ups you should prioritise over this.
tranny
>covered in kisses from girls
>tranny
???
No, Dan Salvato is based.
11 years is 20 years now apparently
Yeah but the Switch has the benefit of being portable so you could play Castle Crashers on the go.
Who are guys going to play in Nightmare Cops?
they're kisses from trannies
i can bring my laptop with me though
>on the go.
I keep seeing people say this about the switch but they never specify what the fuck it means. When do you play a game "on the go"?
On the bus, on the train, at your girlfriend's house, anywhere, really.
In the back seat of the car while mommy's driving to the gwocery store
dudes who can't afford a car that take the bus/subway everywhere. if you go to college and have a lot of downtime between classes, but not enough time to go home. stuff like that.
Do you really not have a license? Are you underage?
>switch
>girlfriend
Clearly you dont live in a big city you rural meet fuck
Imagine being 18+ and playing Castle Crashers on the Switch. That doesn't happen unless you're a barely functioning autistic retard that still pisses himself in public.
I live in the city. There's no sense in paying for a car when you're going to be in gridlock 90% of the time you're in it.
get out of the house once in a while, retard
>implying the switch aren't the ones with lives
>implying sonybros aren't the ones tugging it to anime movie games
Generic Grey Knight niggas WW@?
or the fact that you don't want to buy a car dude, some people, despite having licenses, don't actually own a vehicle. usually that's cases like you live in a dense city area so owning a car is useless or you're in college in a different part of the state/country or you're one of those people who "care" about the environment and think that you, alone, are going to kill the earth just by driving a car.
>still pisses himself in public
>still
You used to piss yourself in public?
who /skeletonarcher/ here
>11 years
Necromancers rise up
Literally every character is generic, my dude
On a roadtrip or on a plane
You mean like I already do, using my car?
OPEN VISOR GREY KNIGHT KNIGGAS WW@
Unless they add something new to the game, I'm not getting it
I don't have ps4, switch, or one - I just call it as I see it. You are fucking delusional if you don't think you're retarded for playing a port of a game made for 13-year-olds on a handheld for toddlers.
>Implying the nameless rank and file soldier isn't the true hero
>still
haters will see you avoid gridlock with a cheaper option and having a good time doing it and be like
Based
>he plays vidya in public
yikes
>ignores all the other replies because they completely destroy his argument
Hatty Hattington
yes, they were retarded enough to piss themselves in public back then and still are to this day.
I wonder if it would have crossplay with xbox?
In medieval times. Uh huh.
based and stampilled
What if it's a sequel or something like that
I wonder if the switch can run it at a reasonable framrate. Its only a ten year old game so it might have some problems.
obviously not since you believe every person in the world experiences the same exact living situations as you do, which is quite literally a symptom of autism.
>People hating on Castle Crashers
Did I miss something
It's not lol. Why make a sequel when you can port the same game endlessly?
Imagine being this insecure.
I bet you main blue knight.
They can't like it because it's on Nintendo now.
ROLL UP
it's just consolewar fags who hate on video games because they're on a Nintendo system.
>another port
fucks sake
No, just the usual hating on any game that gets a Switch release/port.
is the only "criticism" ITT that actually makes a lick of sense.
>still unironically uses the basedboy wojak
I bought it the day it came out on 360 but it's not THAT good. I hated when my friends kept wanting to play it after we already beat it once (in a few hours) because it's repetitive as fuck. and then after a week or so EVERYONE got bored of it.
Why do people get excited when games that are playable on a toaster become available on switch? You could get it right now for cheaper instead of waiting
PINK
It will ALWAYS represent nintards perfectly.
one in (slightly less than) four knights has a 33% lower chance of rolling.
Because then we'd get something new :)
This is good news.
>wtf why would anyone be excited about a game being brought back into the spotlight so we have an excuse to have threads about it again
They are constantly worried that their switch becomes a dust gatherer.
Portability I guess. Probably the switch's selling point.
nintendo = bad
Imagine ACTUALLY using caps as emphasis.
Beekeeper
I autistically only played green knight so literally anything else please
Orange Knight here
Unironically excited for this. Castle Crashers is kino
And the only reason I bought it was because Newgrounds (The Behemoth) made it basically. Same with Alien Hominid on ps2. I was a lil edgy kid who found Newgrounds in like 3rd grade and played Pico's School and made shitty flash movies for a long time so I had to support them.
Aw man, kinda sucked you had to beat the game twice to unlock certain characters.I remember powering through to get Bear and Skull on two different systems only to be so burnt out on the game that I didn't even play them. I hope one of those playthroughs was on Steam so I've still got the data.
Imagine being 18+ and playing Castle Crashers on the Switch. That doesn't happen unless you're a barely functioning autistic retard that still pisses himself in public.
>still
>tfw I joined someone's hacked game once which unlocked max level everything on my save
I miss playing based bee guy, you could spam and swarm the entire screen with bees
I'm sorry, everyone hoping to have a fun castle crashers thread. It seems that even in 2019, some people are still too concerned with what others are doing with their lives to enjoy their own.
What's with this Sonyfag mentality that old yet colorful games can't be good?
literally copy and pasting your own effortless shitposts
11 year old port of baby game
magaposters truly love to tout how SAD everything is when in reality they are the sad ones left out of all the fun
>not playing Castle Crashers on the go with friends
Sounds like you're the barely functioning autist.
I like the sawblades dude's magic. I never got the DLC but if I did I would've played the Necromancer for sure.
I don't have ps4, switch, or one - I just call it as I see it. You are fucking delusional if you don't think you're retarded for playing a port of a game made for 13-year-olds on a handheld for toddlers.
PUT IT DOWN
Why is God so cruel?
Hey man, just because you have friends that are as autistic as you are doesn't mean you aren't autistic. Just stating facts, but you go have fun in your pack of retards.
If you insist
>Main
Pink Knight. Fight me, faggots
>Weapon
I take the Lightsaber every chance I get
>Skill
Agility
Go fast or go home
>I don't have ps4, switch, or one
Sure you don't Sonyfag. We all know how you act.
OMG YES I can finally pway the legendary Castle Crashers OMG my big older brother told me about this game he played it when he was 5 but I couldn't play it because I wasn't born yet omg yessss thank you thank you thank you nintendo!!!!
my negroid
Imagine how laggy the online will be on Switch lol. And you have to pay for it hahahaha
>Nintendo Switch is really really great...
>FOR PORTS
Castle Crashers fucking sucks. It's the slowest beat-em-up I've ever played. Every enemy is a hit sponge, the movement speed is super slow and its just not fun.
BASED Avenue Q poster
rollin for my boy cyber knight
I remember enjoying the game, but yeah I also remember juggling enemies in the air for forever
Ice Knight.
>movement speed is slow
If only there was some kind of stat you could increase to make you move faster, or some kind of animal orb that increases your movement speed.
Fuck, I thought it was new joycon colors
>yao ming
man, it's been quite a while since I last saw one of those.
Rolling for the Alien
that'd be cool, but I doubt Behemoth could spring for that.
based
necromancer, please
ill roll but ive never played the game
People and their fucking buzzwords, I swear.
>Main
Panda
>Weapon of Choice
Laser Sword or Lightsaber i dont remember what its called
>Magic, Strength, Defense, or Agility
Magic
ASSHOLE FACED BANDIT BROS ASSEMBLE
Rollin for pink knight
Make a sequel you faggots
>disagreeing is a buzzword
Imagine being sad enough to still give a shit about this mediocre newgrounds game
This is the first time it’ll be on a Nintendo console you miserable faggot
kay
Seen this fucking dweeb playing his Switch in public the other day. I drop kicked him in the face and snapped his baby toy in half.
Felt real fucking good man.
>chilling to buy a 10yo indietrash game for 60$
Kek
Industrialist
I’m gonna get this game and play the shit out of it with my friends in between games of Mario kart and smash brothers when they come over. Everyone can stay seething.
Actually, I take that back. It got me real horny seeing some guy play his Switch in public like that, so I hit up the closest gas station with a glory hole and went at it with whatever cock showed up.
Have I mentioned I love sucking cock? I'm great at it too, but I'm not here to stroke my own ego. Stroke cock? That I'm down for.
I liked playing as the skeleton. I didn't like how damage spongey enemies got that every fight was basically j ust endlessly air juggling them for chip damage
OH FUCK YES, THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF MY DREAM GAMES FOR THE SWITCH SINCE THE REVEAL CONFERENCE, I FINALLY HAVE ONE OF MY DREAM PORTS FOR THE SYSTEM
>”lol thirsty switchfag has no ga-“
NO. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BLOODLINE, THIS IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE GAMES, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME OUT ON A COUCH SYSTEM THAT WASN’T THE XBOX FOR YEARS AND NOW I FINALLY HAVE IT, FUCK ALL OF YOU I AM FUCKING HYPED
NINTENDO BAD
Just like every other 10+ year old game :D
so are these faggots just going to keep porting Castle Crashers forever instead of making a 2nd one?
Nice. I'll grab it when its on sale on the eshop because I'm not paying $20 for this old ass game that I played when I was in fuckin middle school
Black Knight get
I mean i've played castle crashers to death, but I hope a new generation gets to experience it. what I really want is PDA games complete to get ported, all the levels. all like fucking 8000 of them.
people say battleblock is like it, but it's really not.
That's cool and all, but I want Castle Crashers 2. Fuck their retarded crap about not making sequels.
rollin... please be skull knight
C'mon blue knight
wow huge surprises a sperg has a switch and loves castle crashers
all Reds are pieces of shit thst love exploits, glitch abuse and ezmodes.
>played it with a friend once when it came out on 360
>he died like a week later
scared me out of ever playing it again.
but what about battleblock theater
they're gonna do both, right?
Where my Necromancer Chads at?
How do switchbabs not see how retarded and funny they look getting hyped at a port of a game over a decade old?
>m-muh portability
i'm not apologizing for liking a video game, faggot
>Castle Crashers is suddenly not a blast because nintendo fans get to play it
>being excited for a video game
>the main subject of the board
>makes you a sperg
what a great board
They might add new characters since I don’t think they like just straight porting the game without special stuff added
So I’m going to main mario
i'm not apologizing for being excited about a game on a fucking anonymous website, dickass
sperging out over a mediocre game because you played it when you were 4 and now you can play it on your big 10 year old system makes you a sperg
>mediocre
since when?
2008
I love Castle Crashers but I've played it to death on the 360, then when it got released again on PC, and NOW it's getting a Switch release. The game's 11 years old at this point, why the hell is it still getting ports?
Fuck you if i like a video game i will be excited to play it be it old or new, fuck this “ports are bad” mentality that this entire board has, if bayo 2 ever did get ported you all would be shitting yourselves with hype and be eager to play it, but you and i both know you just eant to say “THANKS FOR BETA TESTING NINTENTARDS” and “NINTENDO BTFO” because it was a nintendo exclusive
Resident evil 4 is 16 years old and still gets ported to everything under the sun, turns out people like playing good games
getouttahere
>all characters are exactly the same
This is objectively false, retard.
>Main
Red Knight
>Weapon of choice
Sai
>Magic, Strength, Defense, or Agility
Agility
I came here to say, "Why the fuck is there no orange Joycon?"
I don't even have friends to justify extras, I just want orange and maybe pink.
Would you buy Resident Evil 4 again because it's on another system?
>it's okay when PCfags do it
I wonder why they won't port Alien Hominid anymore
how are you subhumans excited for this, this shti can literally run on any piece of computer hardware
>hating on flashkino
If i didn’t have the game before, lost my old copy, or if it’s avaitable on a new system that does something different from the other ones, then yes i would. but i wouldn’t get re4 because i cannot do horror
Holy fucking shit isn't Castle Crashers from an entirely different generation of consoles
it was wrong when flash games became video games
its still wrong
Have you ever left your home, user?
Wanna get technical? CC came out on ps3/360 when the original Wii was out.
reel fucking faggoooots fuck
>No more lvl 256 glitch
I've played it enough to pass on the Switch port, but it's a fun co-op game
Are they ever going to make another game or will they just coast off Castle Crashers and Battleblock Theater ports forever?
I like rock and roll
What the fuck, who's the last knight? Never seen that one.
Anyone who drives their car in a city should be shot or relocated
Pink Knight please.
gimme blue
Might as well be an Atari game at this point. It's fucking ancient. Stop sucking off Nintendo and their retarded billion year old ports
pink is fucking op
They said that they'll bring over Alien Hominid on PC after they're done with Pit People. So where the fuck is it?
>tfw 2008 was 20 years ago
Where the fuck does the time go?
I think i've mashed the X and Y buttons more than enough times for a lifetime when castle crashers came out over 10 years ago
They made pit people and they’re most likely working on a new game now
Pit People came out last year, nigger.
Rolling for allah ackbar rapefugee (now german) knight
Pit People is shit even though it was in development for like 6 years though.
but i like having lots of games on one platform, user.
I’m thoroughly convinced that sonyfags have taken that anti-reverse compatability statement to heart and are now treating older games as irredemable dogshit, even to their own franchises
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA FUCKIN NINTENYEAR OLDS HAHAHAHA
gib green
Green knight
I remember that this motherfucker just shredded enemies with his magic when you leveled it
based as fuck
I like the game personally even though a lot of other people don’t but it takes more than a years to make a new game
this
pink pls
>He doesnt main Bandit
>He doesnt focus his skill stats on speed and attack
>He doesnt absolutely rape his enemies with split second arrows
archer.
Game is slow and hits lack impact. Rather play an old school beat em up with some punch and style.
grey knight w/ open visor get
31-33
>Castle Crashers has been on playstation and xbox
stop falseflagging for a cheap laugh
gimme
So what are some good alternatives to Castle Crashers? It's fun and all but I've played a ton of it.
Doesn't have to be on Switch,I have a PC and PS4 as well as some older stuff.
Just some good beatmups (with co op would be a nice bonus)
Imagine being this insecure.
So why is it bad that it’s on the switch
Why are you excited that other people get to play a game you already played
I never said it was but you wojak posting shitflingers aren't any better than he is
claiming snakey because i'm incredibly based.
My boy Fencer!
>still
Are you saying he should be angey about it?
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Turtles in Time
Ninja Baseball Bat Man
Streets of Rage 2
Guardian Heroes
Simpsons Arcade
Oriental Legends 2
Alien vs. Predator
Asterix
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
Fight'N Rage
Mother Russia Bleeds
Streets of Rage Remake
Hear Fight n' Rage is great, haven't played it myself yet but from what I've seen I doubt that's wrong.
Give me the grey nigga
here we GOOOOOOOOO
Technically we don't know if it's a new game or remastered
Also this game was one of the driving forces for the indie scene, show some fucking respect
>or remastered
you know that already happened right
the blacksmith
>respect
>for indies
Goddamn, I remember getting a 360 JUST for this game. Good times.
Charlie Murder is better
It's good, play with friends for maximum enjoyment if you will only play it casually, if that style of game is to your tastes then you should have fun unlocking content on your own, there are multiple endings and routes.
OMIGOD I can't wait to play this 15 year old game on my Nintendo Switch™
no dubs on Yea Forums
Make a fucking sequel already you fucks.
>he doesn't respect Cave Story
You don't belong here, faggot.
Omigod. Ports.
Bear chads where you at?
rolliiing
I will really enjoy playing this 30 year old game again.
Stop projecting user
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS OR THEY MIGHT FALL DOWN
gray kniggas unite
lul
Rolling.
Can't wait for Switchlets to call this game an underrated indie geme and also pretend it didn't exist until yesterday and also make a suspicious amount of youtube videos on it.
Snoyboys are upset because they didn't buy Castle Crashers and are pissed they got no support because of it
You'd look even more like a cuck then if you used a switch to play a nu game like that. Get a fucking vita and grow the fuck up.
Streets of Rage Remake is GOTYAY.
WAIT NO NO NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I EMWNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONY HELP ME NOOOOOOOO FUCKFUCKFJSNAJAJDBDHDHDJDJDJDJSKSISNIGGWENXJSJJGBDBDBAGJ
I wonder if they'll add any new characters after all this time.
Am I the only one who hates the artstyle and humor the Newgrounds games have?
>The Switch isn’t a port machi-
Even if it’s not 20 years old, this hurts.
where we @?
Yeah. It’s pretty cute.
>11 years
fug
00s Flash games are miles better than 2010s indieshit
Weird seeing all the characters at once felt like so many more
So Bloodborne is 20 years ago? lmao
check this 70-72
>Casablanca is like 80 years old, why the fuck did they put it on a bluray?
This is how dumb you sound
alien or grey please
>no one said blacksmith yet
Anyways what was your favorite boss Yea Forums?
>castle crashers is 11 years old
holy shit, be honest with me Yea Forums how old is alien hominid? how old is super meatboy?... how old is cave story?
>cave story and alien hominid are 18 years old
>meatboy is 9
Would it be possible for this switch version to have all the characters? i don't remember what characters were exclusive to each version
Didn't Cave Story come out in 2004?
Rollan for my main man Red Knight.
I'll also take Industrialist or Fencer.
Rolling for my boy Pirate Ninja
Ok, how the fuck do you tornado juggle? I've looked this up online and there are no videos of this. Same for bomb juggling.
If you never beat insane mode you need to fuck off Yea Forums forever.
Idk if it's a uni thing but seems like everyone got a Switch this Christmas and I constantly see people with them in coffee shops and around campus. Work part time at a sushi joint and these Chinese internationals just whipped out smash and were playing in-between bites. It also comes out at small kickbacks pretty regularly for dumb drunk shit like Drawful. Somehow the fucking young adults playing Switch in a rooftop marketing campaign actually worked
Pretty sure the PC version had all of them, so I don't see why the Switch one wouldn't.
It is funny how nintendo fans in this site like to call ps4 no games machine yet Switch has LITERALLY only 3 games plus indie ports
>comparing bluray movies to a Switch port
yeah good one retard
BASED
ha
Oh wow.... I rolled 79 but it seems there's no 79.
3 games is still more than 1 game.
Stop lying anons those are cool recent games made by small devs nothing after the ps1 is old yet, im not old
King to perform incestual relations on princesses
Wasn't it on WiiWare
Just because you can't pay for it doesn't mean it's shit poorfag
>Nintendo gets ports
HAHAHA ANOTHER OLD PORT FOR YOUR BASEDBOY CONSOLE
>PC gets halo port
AAAHHHH BROS ITS FINALLY HAPPENING AHAHAAA
thank god stamper is moving out of San Diego now
No, PS4 has most of this gen games minus nintendo, come on
really now?
snoyboys still seething as ever
Dudes off his meds or something.
LOLE!!!!!!!!! THE OWL POOPED!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
All those multiplats that are better on PC? Sure thing, buddy, enjoy your Bloodborne machine lmao.
This but unironically.
rollin'
you are supposed to make fun of that old meme so I can point out that its more recent than that trash game
Really man? RE4 isn't really all that scary. The only time I got scared was when I encountered the regenerators and iron maidens.
I always picked the arab with the dust tornado magic
ahhh you know me baby
Bloodborne and Persona 5 isn't most games
>tfw rocking the Grey Knight
Forever the best.
>Orange Joy con
I would buy this desu
But i really want to buy the pink ones
Pink Knight
King
Both Peasants
Skeleman
Terrorist
Beekeeper
Lava Demon
and Bear are all based and redpilled choices
Finally.
I played this game a decade ago
what's the point of getting excited at a re-release, it's not like it was a PS1 game with tank controls
which games does switch have?
nice argument
who hasn't played it, it's almost 10 years old at this point.
t. Played only by himself
blurays are usually higher quality in case you missed the point you salad dodger