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to be honest the game sounds worse and worse, what the fuck is cdpr thinking? i just wanted a good cyberpunk game where i can roleplay as dredd or motoko kusanagi. but now not only does the game look like gta 5 but they are also adding washed up popstars
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too bad no one cares about her anymore
at least she's still hot
Can't wait to kill her ingame.
I got this pregnant snake
Stay surrounded by long hairs
A plethora of maniacs
And spiral stairs
Make your water break in the apple store
Sink or swim, who fucking cares
Cut the birth cords
Press send
(Yeah, thick)
Gaga can't handle this shit
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Pokerface is unironically peak gaga. I hope they give her this look or at least the hair.
>my game
>no people I don't like allowed
ok
I think Witcher 3 was a fluke they won’t be able to replicate.
the gameplay they released was incredibly underwhelming. Looks like boring combat with boring scripted events, like witcher.
She'll be voicing the Lizzy Wizzy character and make a song for the game.
Screencap this.
I feared they made a diversity hire mistake and now they are being told by these sick fuckers that this PR stunt will be great.
Is this supposed to be music?
nice find, mate
Lady Gaga is an immensely talented singer, it's a shame she wastes her talents on shitty pop songs.
why did she never look this cute again? looks like a completely different person
She just won an Oscar on one of her new songs, what are you talking about?
oh man I love when 50% of a game's budget goes towards hiring hasbeens celebs to do totally unnecessary voicework or some shit
>hot
What is wrong with you you deranged freak?
>look closer into the image i just posted
>the red neon sign reads ''barely illegal''
What the hell????? Anyone else seeing this? Right next to the palm!
Oh no a talented musician and actress in going to be in muh cyberpunk game. Preorder cancelled!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
first the fucking SUN
now THIS?!
>at least she's still hot
who are you trying to fool?
wow so all the game budget will go on their shitty advertising campaign to appeal to the normies ?
>Wasting what is probably millions of dollars on Lady Gaga appearing in your game
Because her nose is made for a fringe and she is retarded or her stylists are retarded and she completely dropped it
Lol
Nobody was ever paid millions of dollars for voice work on a videogame. Stop being delusional.
>talented
I too parrot shit media tells me and listen to 1/10 trash music
Ugh, how the fuck can people think this? Has no tits or ass to speak of and her facial features are painfully below average.
>a performance in motion-capture
WTF I HATE CYBERPUNK NOW!!
she's going to be the lizzy wizzy character from the trailer
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it makes complete sense, she will probably produce a couple songs for the game too
the game is going to feel like bubblegum crisis
>Poker Face with it's boring, thumping synth notes
>not You and I with those raw, powerful guitar bends
i like lady gaga
i see "illegal", and torn between dolly and barely
I like some of the Gaga songs. WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES?
Her skin looks like those "mature" Skyrim skin mods
dont care
shes probably just doing voice over for a side quest character or something
I hope they put that haircut in the game period. Would put it on my second-run sociopath fem-V.
she's fuckable in that video but the music is so bad
why cdpr? hopefully they'll make the music and just let her sing her part
if you think that voice work and licensing is the same thing you are stupid.
have sex incel
>Nobody was ever paid millions of dollars for voice work on a videogame.
Patrick Stewart in Oblivion.
Liam Neeson in Fallout 3.
Kiefer Sutherland in MGSV.
tons of games have had A-list actors since fucking forever
Ninja was paid a million dollars to stream Apex Legends on launch day
Just for one day
>generic city assets
>big star in the cast
oh so that's were the budget went after all...
DIOS MIO
is this what americans look like imagine what they are going to look like in 50 years from now
I don't think she care all that much about money here, she could just do some dumb commercial and grab 20 times more money than what they will offer her, she probably just want to be in the game as it's fictional celebrity. Maybe she even play some games and masturbated to Geralt, who knows.
>Ugh
shut the fuck up
Don't know exacly what you are implying but I don't give a fuck. I'm not saying anything about the quality of the song, just that she is not forgotten. If anything that video confirms it
>dolly and barely
There is only one L. It is barely.
>source
>dude trust me
So good though
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*tips fedora* what sweet anime soundtrack are you listening to user?
She is a talented singer if you can’t see that your a mongoloid
What a waste of fucking money and effort.
Omikron: The Nomad Soul
>Let's get David Bowie, Ziggy fucking Stardust, to be a character in our futuristic game who will play an integral part in it.
Cyberpunk 2077
>Let's get uhh... Lady Gaga, she was popular for a little while right?
>wanted 90s cyberpunk techno and ambient cyberpunk songs like
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>will be getting 80s retro dadrock and lady gaga pop shit instead
the dream is dead boys, waited since 2012 for nothing
Kanye needs to be in the game instead.
>washed up popstars
literally on top of her career what with the Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA and Golden Globe awards
Gaga-san, pls moshi moshi me, I have role for you in my Desu Sutorandingu, onegai!
She’s Italian, dumbass
You are repeating yourself.
I actually like some of her songs even if the videos attached to them were autistic.
Bowie is dead, retard.
This, but without a shred of irony.
Boomer here,is Lady Gaga still relevant?Does zoomer like her
lmao get owned cybernerd
This but the /pol/ is already triggered.
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FUCK was literally about to do this
thank cdpr for getting the shitty cyberpunk 2020 license instead of buying neuromancer or ghost in the shell
we're not getting cyberpunk how everyone wanted it what we're getting is le epic tarantino style PUNK xD
that reddit spacing made it perfect
la goblina...
No memes but this is pretty much euro dance.
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For all we know Lizzy Wizzy is from Europe. Cyberpunk2020 has a lot of Europe books.
>game is going to feature a washed out amerimutt celebrity
>it's totally like Bubblegum Crisis you guys!
What a disrespectful comparison. This is as westacucked as it can possibly be.
That's not the point. There are way better options out there than Lady fucking Gaga. I'd take the Cold Storage dude thst made the wipeout music way before her. At least that music actually sounds futuristic.
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implying any of you wouldn´t stick your dick in her
What about having a mommy gf?
What a lame damage control.
Neuromancer sucked ass
No Linux release, fuck GoG.
>Cyberpunk future
>No Janelle Monae appearance
One job CDPR
Damage control? What do you even know about Cyberpunk?
Enough to know that Lady Gaga is a waste of resources.
>sounds futuristic
This isnt a sci fi game dumpfuck.
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Is that a fucking hearing aid?
This is shooped for sure
they needed a genuine goblina del sur california for the authentic LA experience
Just install windows. It's ''free''. I installed it for TW3. Having multiple OSs is the way to go. Linux may be great but doesn't have everything.
>instead of pouring all of your money into game mechanics they go for an out of place hollyjew celebrities
This is the drop that spilled the cup.
80s > 90s in terms of cyberpunk
>Yea Forums will get btfo and there's nothing to stop it
Amazing. Gaga is a legit talent miscast as queerbait and Witcher was catnip to normies. There's no way 2077 doesn't print money and squeeze Yea Forums tears.
Well it's supposed to be dystopian, so drawing on contemporary culture makes sense.
This bitch was fuckable in her youth but has rapidly deteriorated after being inducted into the cultural "elite", just like everyone else who is. I guess it's the tradeoff for the satanic life-extension rituals. Foreskins and goy blood may extend your life by 20 years, but you'll look like George Soros when you die.
So you know nothing and came here just to shitpost. Nice.
>Linux
This guy.
Literally only TW3 and this game are the only things that aren't Linux. And even then it can be, but I'm so butthurt that TW3 never came to Linux and now GoG openly shits on Linux, that I refuse to WINE them on principle.
no u
>at least she's still hot
they should totally support linux. there's dozens of us, dozens!
>implying a person like Gaga wouldn't exist in a world such as 2077
No, you!
>not wanting to fuck this
Fags, the lot of you
>implying fucking this would be anything shy of incredible
>80s retro dadrock
Archive and Hyper are not 80s retro dadrocks though. Archive is just a mediocre nu-rock band and Hyper is as generic as you can possibly get when it comes to electronica.
Hey, cool defense of this waste of resources you just shat out. Oh wait, you didn't. You're just trying to distance yourself from even acknowledging it.
Good god she looks like a 4/10 at best. This is attractive ihop server level at best.
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
B-but I thought Sia killed Lady Gaga??
>that orangutan face
oof
Who the fuck cares?
She has the torso of a midget
She looks perfectly normal. Would fuck even if i don't like tattoos. But i myself am no supermodel.
Oh no no no
Washed up popstar? She was just in a hugely successful film and got tons of attention for it. As far as pop "artists" and billboard top 100 vultures go, she's as close to an actual talented performer as we're going to get for a while.
Madonna. Brittney Spears. Now those are washed up. Gaga has held herself above a crackhead level of standards at least
And yes her ass had its own Tumblr and she knew about it and loved it. bet she'd wake up and have a nice cup of coffee in her $1,000 robes and enjoy gifs of her ass jiggling everyday Sunday
>waste of resources
It will be a waste if they reused her old songs and just paid for the license. If she is writing/performing original songs for the game it is not a waste.
Ok, but why not give that role to someone who actually needs it and would be extremely happy about it? Someone who hasn't had their break yet but is talented nonetheless. Gaga doesn't really need any more popularity.
SAGGY TITS
>marry the night
>game is daytime
heh
Fucking cringe. FUCKING. CRINGE. GOD DAMN WHY.
There was a snob youtube guy who called people gullible for thinking it was more than just a simple joke, well fuck you youtuber you are the idiot.
They do what they think the game needs. They don't do this to support actors/artists around the world. There's patreon for that.
I would berry so hard King arthur etc.
That's not how the world works, kid.
>can kill Lady gaga
>Lizzy Wizzy and The Metadwarves
>Chromatic hawk'd out cyber ho
>Only human member of the band
Please tell me we can get that mohawk, that shiny metal skin, and hopefully.. just hopefully we get to pay in-game currency to surgically shrink our characters down to the size of a dwarf.
Now that would be peak roleplay.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRRRRGURBHJBEORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
What did she mean by this?
This is so fucking cute
I unironically like Gaga as an artist.
But KurwaJunk 0815 will be GTA V reskinned Bethseda/Ubishit open world meme trash.
The only time she was hot was in her first MV and maybe poker face. She's pinocchio level ugly now.
>Kiefer Sutherland
Is that the Omega Chad vampire leader from lost boys
Who does he play in MGSV?
>we can get that mohawk
I am 100% sure that we'll be able to get that mohawk. Its literally the iconic punk mohawk.
might as well go hire Marilyn Manson and make him a heavily cyberized transhuman if you're hiring washed-up edgy musicians, Poland. Actually I would prefer that goth dipshit to Lady Gaga and her "censor the internet because think of muh li'l monster's fee-fees" political campaign
Goddamn she was so cute.
it has nothing to do with giving someone their lucky break.... you put Gaga in your game because then her fans will all buy it no matter what.
he voices punished snake and big boss, except they apparently cut most of punished's lines near the end of production for some reason so they don't use him all that much
for what it's worth i don't think he did a bad job of it
>SHESHURFIFF? you nehvur nou
He was legit terrible.
>her fans will all buy it no matter what
I highly doubt that. Her fans will just download the songs she performs for the game.
i stopped caring about this game when i saw weapon levels and damage number pop ups, man
inb4 becomes a best selling hit
>WTF BROS ITS NOT FAIR IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
get fucked haters
I guess you didn't like TW3 either.
The Cyberpunk genre, lisence, and games themselves are works of s c i e n c e f i c t i o n
And...?
Cyberpunk is more on the prognostic near future side of science fiction.
Cold Storage is pretty cool. Wipeout has decent music.
>La Creatura
Now that the hacking rivalry is over, word is out that La Goblina has escaped her cell. Rumor has she's been living in the sewers for 3 months feeding on rats and other creatures that lurk below us.Talk to the chief, he will give you the equipment required to finish this unholy creature.
>kill her with the flamethrower so no trace of la creatura can be found
>Slash her with your axe , this option will make you lose 2 humanity
>guns are so 2242 i'm going full bare handed
>try to seduce la goblina and lose all humanity
Man, these RPGS get better with the times
Are you fucking retarded? Have you never seen an earpiece on a musician before? Jfc
Me talking to my girlfriend :
>Hey babe , Lady Gaga is going to be a guest in a video game
> Which one?
>Cyberpunk 2077.
>Wow , is she going to be alive by then?
>MFW
Sorry Ryan Gosling but this time it's the real cyberpunk fans' turn.
Lady Gaga is unironically based
There's no reason you shouldn't.
Ear pieces aren't usually skin colored. I think that might actually be a hearing aid.
Back to ifunny
meu deus nosso senhor
You're telling me.. that my punky, vampire boy-crush has also been my traumitzied, mercenary man-crush all along? I might faint
We could organize things in unnecessary and menial ways all day, but point is - Cyperpunk is sci-fi. You could not have cyberpunk in anything other than a science fiction setting
In-ear monitors are nearly always flesh coloured.
He talks a lot in the game. I am confused by your comment
You had to link the saddest scene.
>That scene where Harrison Ford asserts himself on the replicant in his apartment
Not exactly. The way things are... we are kind of living it right now.
No they're not. T ex musician. We were getting fitted for them and had our choice of clear resin or various colors.
Real Cyberpunk fans have nothing to do with Lady Gaga.
why the fuck are you making such a big deal over it? its pretty much confirmed the city is a degenerate shithole with the highest crimerate, and it's not like "barely legal" isn't a common porn term anyway lol
So what, even Wojak is in this game. Doesn't make it any better.
>Real Cyberpunk fans have nothing to do with Lady Gaga
Cyberpunkfags are normies and so are Gaga fans.
I will always find her kind of attractive because of her role on AHS.
hope there's a mission to assassinate her, but most likely she'll be a mission critical NPC you are forced to work with and help no matter how you've chosen to play the game up to that point
I like the music here.
Cowboy bebop clearly took inspiration of this.
>cyborg character with silver skin
>playes shitty pop instead of chromatic metal
garbage game
First it's ''barely illegal''(that's what the sign says). Second i just saw it and was shocked that i missed it. There's just so much stuff to see. I will probably be wasting my time just walking around the city looking at different stores and ads.
If I can kill her or be an asshole than I'm fine with it. What a waste of money you already have people looking at your game because of Witcher 3
this game looks pretty great
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>they make video game interesting with some actual fucking irl characters
>v developes a taste in music
That very same rape-y scene has the most gorgeous music in the film, imo. I can still vividly recall the replicant letting her hair down as she sits in front of the piano, artificial shine in her eyes as the electro-sax just fucking WAILS. We will never get anything as beautiful and simple as Bladerunner again.
To anyone that likes the film as much as my autistic ass, I highly recommend you watch the film with commentary, or just listen to it online. Hearing the script writer choke up as he watches this scene of Decker doing his actual job made me realize all the immense passion that went into that film. And that's honestly how it turned out so good. Ridley Scott infected everyone with his vision of this world and this feeling to go with it, and everyone gave it their all. And now it's fucking timeless and I'm going to go watch it again right now.
>I don't want TW3 in modern LA.
and then you post a clip of guy shooting a hooker in 2019 los angeles
That's fucking horrible.
I am a working sound engineer. The off-the-shelf ones are translucent, you're correct. On television appearances, stage shows etc. you will almost always have flesh coloured ones because they want to maintain the idea that their performance is personal and off-the-cuff. The last thing you want to do as a performing musician is draw attention to the inner-workings, especially in the case of a big pop star like Gaga.
>Viggo Mortensen
One of the most based actors of all time:
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>This video that implies you need to pay up and play personal politics behind closed doors means they aren't irrelevant
How'd it confirm anything? Based retard.
She can't hide her goblina traits anymore.
>a pop star is going to be featured in the game, guys!
Ok? How does that improve the gameplay? It doesn't? Who gives a shit. Seems like C2077 is going the Simpsons route without even starting.
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Damn that was beautiful. I miss art style like that so much.
Shitty mainstream pop music fits the 2077 setting though. It's not a goddamn blade runner or ghost in the shell game.
I mean, why not? Most all of her music videos and general aesthetic have a clear alternative cyberpunky vibe. Just because she's a pop star doesn't mean you have to despise everything she does, sport.
Can't wait.
who?
Of course it will, and everyone who has been shitting on it will either try to "social engineer" like a mega sperg, or just denounce all normalfag opinions.
>not getting Daft Punk instead
that's actually pretty cool. Fuck the haters. When's the last time we had something like this? David Bowie in Omikron? Nothing else comes to mind
How is this for a Cyberpunk™ song, v?
Why would you want something this? Keep (((Hollywood))) puppets out of video games, please.
metal is gay and doesn't fit into a cyberpunk world
As opposed to???
Pretty much every type of music fits Cyberpunk since it is based on our reality. Metal exists here so it existed in Cyberpunk.
very cringey post my guy
and so the day that humanity decided to ignore the will of god, he turned his back on us.
(((Hollywood))) has already infested video games since last decade so it's kind of a belated point to make
lemmy and ozzy were in brutal legend
Shallow is the single most awarded song in the history of recorded music.
just because it will sell a lot won't make it not shit.
lmao just pretend she's an npc if it bothers you that much
oh wait she is and you're just butt-blasted that something you don't like is in a game you don't actually care about 10/10 made me reply
>man age like THAT?
>i just wanted a good cyberpunk game where i can roleplay as dredd or motoko kusanagi.
thank god that CDPR doesnt enable faggots like you
bro who is that dilf next to her
still not even close to the significance and impact on pop culture of a random jackson song
So what?
Do we get to spit roast her?
La creatura americana.... El monstro... L'aberracion....la lux exitinguida... Dios mio...
Rocket Raccoon
CDPR got woke. Don't expect anything from this shit game.
Yeah, but none of the Top 40 stations are playing her anymore and sales of her last albums were wayyyyyyyy down.
That's what happens when you kick your one good producer (RedOne) to the curb and start becoming an "artist".
at this point why not just admit that they want a gta clone for the bigz money?
hopefully they give her a penis ingame.
the cyberpunk franchise is ultra leftist so I don't really see why that should be the case
>girlfriend
who are you trying to fool?
Reminder to never believe greentext stories on Yea Forums.
forgotten
>not casting Grimes
What a waste.
Jews patting themselves on the back
...
>Most all of her music videos and general aesthetic have a clear alternative cyberpunky vibe
Not really.
There is nothing remotely cyberpunk about what they shown of the game so far.
>idiot doesnt realize that the more realism the game has, the more cyberpunk it actually is
Frack off, glitch
Yes really.
Based and redpilled
Nah.
Define cyberpunk.
okay tourist we get it you've seen akira and bladerunner
Ye.
And ghost in the shell and judge dred and read some other iconic cyberpunk media like neuromancer etc.
cyberpunk is not GTA in future
Blade Runner but not the ending because it had nature and sunlight
No.
cyberpunk: gritty futuristic setting I've personally approved
this was a decent album
Y
Nope.
Pink Ryan Gosling.
She should voice Jeanne in Bayo 3 instead, but her in Cyberpunk would be cool.
that's an awesome greatest hits list my dude
Affirmative.
Don't think she'd be a better fit for a cyberpunk aesthetic?
SHES IN
>she
>She should voice Jeanne in Bayo 3 instead
FUCK
NO
Keep her the fuck away
>Hot
She sometimes had ok makeup on her music videos but that fucking face looks like it was mashed by a steamroller.
Indeed, here and Bad Romance are the only places she looked passable.
Also, all these Hollywood types are into sex trafficking, occultism and child abuse. Don't endorse their shit.
v. good
No.
it's still super gay though
As opposed to what? Rick and morty?
Neo/v/ everybody.
Will she be a hooker dressed as a zebra in cyberpunk 2077?
>if you don't like ""lady"" gaga you like anime
Both are gay trash for dumb people
Grimes is fugly but her new song would be perfect for the game
>picks 90's television cyberpunk
>goes forward in time to defend his taste
you tourist
Yes. Being weird, dystopian and edgy was literally heyday Gaga's character. Call it surface-level or "fake" or whatever, but you cannot deny that this was the intention.
No she's going to be a beloved celebrity. The Three Dog of CP2077.
>picks 90's television cyberpunk
There is nothing wrong with 90s cyberpunk
>goes forward in time to defend his taste
I am just shitting on your terrible taste newfag.
No.
She's also fucking a megacorp kingpin. It's a good fit.
shes the new chrisina aguilera, britney, madonna or whatever the new robot built by the jews is with saggy tits that even a grandma would be put to shame
If you like her """"""""music"""""""" you don't have half a brain.
>Yeah I'm fifteen but I listen to Wham: the post
>there is nothing wrong with 90s cyberpunk
well, except when you try to use it to define cyberpunk
>your terrible taste
>newfag
i don't know what any of your opinions about me have to do with this but listening to you is like listening to some teenager explain to me that "punk rock" is his spiked belt from hot topic
literal fucking normie tourist
How much SJW bullshit there will be in cp2077?
Shut it down
They already said they choose the name "V" because it would fit males, females and "nonbinary" characters.
Tremendous miss-step on Poland's part.
I mean most of her music videos, she isn't going for sexy or beautiful, but rather shocking and perverse. But she got exactly what she wanted, attention, and now that she looked normal on her videos, no one cares.
Would a completely cybernetic body exclude you from the male/female binary if you chose to not have genitalia?
A washed out celebrity working their way into a project trying to stay relevant sounds pretty cyberpunk to me.
Nigga, there are time release capsules already; what the fuck are these acorns things suppose to do besides rupture your hemorrhoids on their way out?
>hot
The state of the Americans and their beauty standards for women. They have even surpassed the infamous English ones.
>media that created cyberpunk
>wrong to define cyberpunk
Don't be ignorant user. Even Pondsmith in his interview clearly stated what he was inspired by. They changed Cyberpunk setting to be more similar to GTA because GTA is popular, that's understandable and that's probably what they should have done to get mass audience, but surely if you have any idea about cyberpunk setting you wouldn't name GTA as a prime example. No wonder that cyberpunk fans are pissed.
No your brain is still either male or female user.
>Would a completely cybernetic body exclude you from the male/female binary if you chose to not have genitalia?
I'd say yes. But i also don't classify full body conversions as human anymore. Fucking tin cans.
>She'll be voicing the Lizzy Wizzy character and make a song for the game.
that's why she's wearing a mask huh
Will lady Gaga's. Bare ass cheeks be in The game she has a great ass.
A brain is just a brain. It can't bear children or make someone pregnant. It needs help. Even if its genetics are male/female it can't function on its own.
High-tech, low-life.
>but Britain
You are obsessed.
>90s television cyberpunk is what created it
literally lmao'ing at how fucking out of your element you are right now
even the basic bitch Neuromancer you brought up is from the 80's
>the gameplay is what makes it cyberpunk
>gta isn't cyberpunk so neither is the game
>after all these posts arguing that television media is what defined cyberpunk
what kind of homeschooled braindead fucking retard shit are you even saying are you even listening to yourself talk holy shit
Yeah, and it's pretty good.
the problem trannies face is that they have the wrong bodies for their brains, enough body tech would fix that
>It can't bear children or make someone pregnant
If a man or woman is barren they're still either a man or a woman.
>i'm wrong
>i dont love pop
pff nothing personnel retard
>the problem trannies face is that they have the wrong bodies for their brains
No, they're just demented. Their brain is still male if they have a XY chromosome.
Come on now William, your women are usually as shit as your food.
I would like to see what you think is hot or pretty, then.
>old bad
>new good
Haha, and you faggot dare to say anything about brain-dead people. Oh the audacity.
Go back jerking off to pickle rick.
Not that guy but that thing is legitimately disgusting.
>If a man or woman is barren they're still either a man or a woman.
Not really. If you are infertile you are out of the gene pool. Game over. The best thing you can do is help others so you are not a complete waste of air/food/space.
HE THINKS I'M ARGUING FOR NEW MEDIA
HE'S SO FUCKING OUT OF HIS ELEMENT THAT HE'S BEEN ARGUING FOR 90'S TV CYBERPUNK AS THE OLD SCHOOL
AHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit user spoiler that shit i was eating
I'm not English, just embarrassed on behalf of your sad inferiority complex.
this is gonna be the next omikron:the nomad soul, isnt it? not even david bowie could save that game.
I remember when this was new and good, fuck i'm old already
La creatura
If you're out of the gene pool you're still either a male or a female. What are you talking about?
That's because Cyberpunk was literally dead since 90s you braindead moron. No one gives a fuck about nu cyberpunk trash. Now back to school.
So, say you have a completely inorganic body.
One could argue that when you upload you consciousness, depending on the level of organic development, that you would have a male pattern or a female pattern brain.
Because you don't have organic material to reference a chromosome, also without hormones, if you're simply humanoid can you then be excluded from the gender binary?
Also, it'd be interesting to see the effect of a non-hormonal mind with increased processing speed on the development of a mind.
>lady gaga will never sit on your face
why live?
Well he's a man pretending to be a woman, so it makes sense.
Then why did you get triggered snowflake? Damn you are pathetic.
>the body is wrong!!!
no they're mentally ill. not physically ill
Dios mio...
it came out in 2009, stop speaking like you are 40 you mongoloid, you have no idea how much of a pathethic fuck you sound when you talk about nostalgia from fucking 2009
God damn I hate that style of "shorts." Trying to show as much leg and under-ass as possible but it ends up looking worse.
I don't even know what your retard brain is trying to say anymore.
>dead since the 90's
i haven't said it yet but i'm fairly certain you don't read books
Literal baby bitch 90's media with entry-level 80's mainstream shit peppered in isn't the definition of cyberpunk.
You exclude all of the media that came before, and all the media that is proto-cyberpunk, all the stuff that exists as cyberpunk that's not even in a science fiction setting, and seem to display a very obvious ignorance of all the written media, their themes, and their aesthetics.
Please, tourist, actual fucking floundering-in-a-puddle your grasp of the genre is so shallow lookin' ass retard see yourself to the door.
>If you're out of the gene pool you're still either a male or a female.
Barely. You are like a tree legged cheetah.
How did that 10/10 hunk even entered a relationship with her? Was it to promote himself or she just happens to be the Mother Teresa v2.0?
Damn we men are pathetic. We want to insert our penis to something so bad, that we can lower our standards and make even the 6's 10's. The pussy truly rules the world.
user you're not a cheetah. You're a human. And humans are either male or female.
cringe
You made a post with the sole intention of letting everyone know how much you hate the Americans and the English. You also have pictures of girls with bad teeth on your hard drive so it's obvious that you've already done this multiple times. Who's triggered.
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This is much better
People can be born with so many horrific flaws, what the fuck makes you think something like a male/female dichotomy is sacred? Are you retarded?
>New
Delet this
Post Cyberpunk music
>>the game is going to feel like bubblegum crisis
If I can't have a cute floofy hairstyle instead of the ugly dyke cut that seems to be the norm, I'll drop the game
Oh I see. You base your entire existence around the importantance of procreation because you've never experienced it before
Man you're really stupid.
>I unironically like Gaga as an artist.
Lady Gaga is still my celebrity dream fuck
Genetic, hormonal, and mental disorders are so rare that they aren't worth mentioning when discussing the species as a whole.
So far you haven't mentioned 1(one) example of what you believe defines cyberpunk. 90s television is the most iconic cyberpunk, most of cyberpunk books are absolute trash and you should feel embarrassed for mentioning them. 80s cyberpunk is too out of touch. Cyberpunk media in the 00s are either trash or mediocre same with 10s cyberpunk.
Oh you sweet, naive child...
>People can be born with so many horrific flaws
Yes and those are exceptions that only prove the rule. Deformities. Irregularities. Abnormalities. It's in the name.
Just because you have six fingers doesn't mean humans have six fingers.
Shakira
Not sacred, but defining of every other aspect of your life from that onwards, due to chemical balance, growth patterns, general biological differences (life with boobs and periods =/= life with boners and hair everywhere)
Humans have sexual dimorphism, it's literally true. Just accept it.
I am simply a realist.
>no procreation
>no more humans
>no future
It's that simple. If you are not a part of the circle of life you might as well be dead.
But user. You're the one denying facts and science here. You're the stupid one.
But I don't hate them. I just find their women ugly.
And I literally just downloaded this image only to reply to you.
Who are you the ameribong lawyer?
>most of the cyberpunk books are absolute trash
>80s cyberpunk is too out of touch
>00s are trash
>10s are trash
THERE WE GO, JUST ADMIT YOU'RE A TOURIST
I literally don't have to provide evidence to the contrary of your dumbass claim of what the genre is ESPECIALLY when you literally admit to be arguing in bad faith. Get bent, dicknose casual.
That's not Gaga, it's Jimmy Fallon in drag
Some of the greatest scientists didn't have children. And they did more for humanity than billions of mutts breeding in some random shithole.
>being this of a contrarian faggot
You are clueless when it comes to cyberpunk aren't you?
yeah man just listen to this cyberpunk bass line
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Doesn't surprise me. She is probably a secret video gamer.
>2077
>Not liking Lady Gaga
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Sounds like a banger for a club beat
She's a gurlgamer and a weeb to boot. She had Hatsune Miku open for one of her tours.
Yea Forums's pleb redneck side is really showing in this thread. Gaga is not who you think she is. She's not Ariana Grande or Britney Spears. Whatever role she has in the game will be as a voice for a character which calls for a woman with a rich, contralto voice, which she is adept at providing. She is an actress. The game needs actors.
You've exposed yourself, take the L.
The synths and bassline are indeed good in that one.
Needs to be mixed to have it cover up the vocals more. The R.Kelly remix is better also.
To be fair though. If you can replace your limbs and everything that easily in cyberpunk whats to stop some mentally ill people from deciding they'll be completely smooth?
why didn't they hire the true queen of pop instead?
she has pretty cyberpunk aesthethic
Can I get the beat isolated without vocals?
lmao no dude listen to op since lady gaga is the in the game they're going to design the entire thing around her and it's gonna be all genderswapping and cooking with blood
>he doesn't know
She's just grasping for an easy, desperate audience, like she did with the gays
Would stuff like this fit?
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Grimes is a troll.
>still hot
I only found her attractive in Poker Face and that was mainly because of the wig and makeup.
>underage telling anyone leave
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Shit, it's a lot better.
Yet it was those billions of mutts before them who gave them this opportunity. You are truly retarded. No kids being born = no one being born to become a scientist. Retard.
>he's still not catching on that he's the one arguing for nucyberpunk aesthetics
lmao
Because she may be the right person for the role. I don't give a crap about "giving someone a break who hasn't had it yet". I'm tired of that treadmill of new faces without the experience to deliver 10/10 performances in other areas of entertainment I follow. If she can sing or speak better to make the game better then that is what should be done.
what the fuck?
Honestly they could bring Eminem and snoop dog to make it even more normie.
Well no, Europe would be definitely much better off without billions of mutts breeding.
Did... you just say an entire genre of music was gay just because you don't like it? Kill yourself, guy
>he doesn't realize that he is arguing over meme cyberpunk
>he didn't realize that he is clueless about genre he thinks he knows
who gives a shit we got halo MCC. fuck everything else
It's almost as if stress of being a musical celebrity and drugs ages you
Paparazzi, Poker Face and Bad Romance are not only bangers but kino music videos.
Truly based and actually redpilled. Fuck all of this.
Glad to hear they'll spend a fortune getting this bitch to record a 14 word long sentence, when they could instead afford an entire local theater company to provide varied and living performance.
i'm glad these people live hellish lives
since first trailer i lost my hope already
it will be nothing like vtmb it will be nothing like cyberpunk
fuck this hobby
>boomer pewpew
no thanks
t.shitposter
Strangely enough. I'm ok with this
What?
There's some 16 year old meme singer who looks 40 already.
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Bradley cooper looks like he is trying very hard bcs they paid him well
you guys think we're going to able to fuck her ingame?
i bet her character won't look like a goblina, cdpr knows their audience is full of waifu fags
You're okay with the retarded trend of developers wasting millions upon millions of dollars getting untalented Amerimutt Hollyjew personas to be shoved where they don't belong instead of focusing their efforts, time and money into the actual game improvement instead? Maybe stop being retarded?
>cyberpunk game
>wasting money hiring a cunt celebrity
ah yes
She's just going to be on billboards and shit, maybe a commercial or something in game
>cdpr knows their audience is full of waifu fags
Not anymore since CP2077 features nothing but goblinas. And now they have the queen of the goblinas to represent.
They should have spent the money on a GiTS tie in instead.
Better than zoomer pewpew like 2077
First of all, it will be less noire than fucking witcher, let's start with that. You will be forced to play as literal bandit and there won't be even fractions to join to. You are stuck with 3 classes which are mashed together into awkward techie/netrunner/solo combination. You will spend time with your obnoxious PUTA MIERDA npc side kick while shooting gangers and to thug things like a real cyber thug in what looks like setting straight from rockstar game.
I feel like GRIMES would have been a better choice but gaga is cool I guess
>she
You only think that because of it's fans. I will agree that most modern metal isn't very good though. I would prefer not to have a soundtrack of low effort "heavy"(playing the same muted open string a million times to a blastbeat while your buddy does thoughtless non-musical guitar wankery over the top is not heavy) garbage.
she has a much cuter voice than gaga though
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cdpr just doesn't know what's good anymore
oh my god fuck off grimes niggers
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>yfw something KINO like this is in the game
>Liking girly vocals.
Oh user. She's also barely singing.
It's not.
Has moot started HRT?
>Source: dude trust me
Soul
Souless
God that's awful
Probably because of the rampant pedophilia she had to deal with.
Source: They just got Gaga on board
These people don't know what they're doing
>muh 90s cyberpunk
>i stopped caring about this game when i saw weapon levels and damage number pop ups, man
me as soon as i heard le snarky voiceacting and the shitty daylight in the reaveal trailer
i told you guys it was going to be shit
that face, barf
If I ever had to describe the body of your average $$ range hooker or gen x facebook normie this would probably be it
>they got a pop star to play a pop star
wtf cd projekt
>muh gta clone
Unironically want her jew nose deep in the base fat of my groin as she gagas on my dick
>Not anymore since CP2077 features nothing but goblinas.
?
Meredith looks good, default femV looks good, Misty looks good. Unless you're talking about unnamed background NPC's, dunno what you're talking about.
But it was
>they just wasted millions of dollars getting a real world talentless, out of place mutt singer to play a character in a game instead of using that money to actually improve the game
Cope all you want
Grimes is busy swallowing dick.
>instead of using that money to actually improve the game
What needs improvement?
>shes the new chrisina aguilera, britney, madonna or whatever the new robot built by the jews is with saggy tits that even a grandma would be put to shame
She really isn't. She's nowhere near as popular as those you listed, and her audience is a lot different. She's too weird.
>Cope
Oh no, it's retarded.
He's shitposting. I've been here for a very long time but i've never experience such consistent shitposting on any theme ever. Whoever is doing this is genuinely mentally ill. This obsessive behavior of his very troublesome.
I guess it was the weather. :^)
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bigot cant handle strong women in videogames
fucking typical
go back to /pol/ fucker
No I think that because it's super gay
>Height: 5 1
mmmmmmmmmmm
none of them look cute
i want a JOI tier waifu
>washed up popstars
>washed up
You're so delusional, jesus christ.
i trust your judgement, you seem like expert on gay.
reminder that 2009 was a decade ago
She’s hot with 8 pounds of makeup. Her body is pretty rocking I’ll give you that.
from her "born this way tour"
Bradley Cooper would be perfect to play Big Boss
Sometimes being a bit gay is good. Good metal nearly always has an element of ironic homoeroticism. Retards missing the point and taking it seriously is why people think liking metal is embarrassing.
Cybersoul
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I want to go back so fucking bad. Yeah it was the post-2007 downturn when everything started to suck, but it’s better than today.
>Sometimes being a bit gay is good.
t. a cum slurping faggot
>2012
>South America
Why no Perturbator or Carpenter Brut?
>mfw I get to laugh at anyone actually hyped for an AAA game in 2019
Fucking based
>Meredith looks good
She looks like she's balding and her face is square jawed and mannish. Also she's fuckold. Dunno why you're even bringing her up.
>default femV looks good
Her head is literally shaped like a light-bulb. With a giant temple.
She also has greasy granny skin with wrinkles, horrible nose lines and whorish makeup. Not to mention her disgusting raspy voice and hair meshes straight outta 2010.
>Misty looks good
See above. She's still using the same textures/normalmaps/speculars like V. Making her look rubbery and greasy. Her face is also square-ish and puffy with overblown cheeks.
None of them are cute. They're all tired looking goblinas. Like most westacuck characters these days.
I'm not shitposting. I'm just disappointed in Cyberpunk 2077's models considering how cute the girls in The Witcher 3 were. Especially Ciri. Maybe grow some spine yeah?
Nah.
Because they'd actually fit into the setting. Can't have that.
I wish people wouldn't lump those two together. Carpenter Brut makes the exact same song over and over, but at least that song sounds good. He knows how to produce and mix a dance track. Perturbator is the poster boy of showcasing the fact that synthwave kids are hilariously easy to please. His shit sounds like something I would've made in the Fruityloops trial version as a 12 year old.
>I'm not shitposting.
Yes you are. Don't even pretend that you aren't. You are shitposting.
>they'd actually fit into the setting
I didn't know this was a Far Cry Blood Dragon thread.
If you could you already would've and get "easy" money. But you can't since you're a talentless hack.
>>>/trannyera/
I backed up my opinions. Grow a spine you stupid newbitch.
Grimes is a pretty solid fit.
But CDPR already proved they were god tier at music by tying in Archive.
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Doesn't mean I don't wish the soundtrack would feature Dance with the Dead (ideally one of their remixes of a classic):
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Or, you know, GUNSHIP:
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I'm not sure they're in deep enough to get The Midnight, but I hope so:
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But hey, you never know.
>the developers of one of your most anticipated games is also a lady gaga fan
>mfw
>she was popular for a little while right?
She literally just won the oscar for best actress, she's way more relevant now than bowie was at that time
And Lita Ford, and Rob Halford
Dio was going to be the bad guy but they swapped him for Tim Curry
t. lady gaga
The correct reaction
I've considered it actually. Especially when the fad was really kicking off. However, I prefer to make music that I like the sound of. There's nothing wrong with synthwave as a genre just in case you think that's what i'm saying. I actually like good synthwave quite a bit.
Midnight is a perfect fit for the 80s aesthetics they're going with. We already saw pink skies and palm trees in the trailer. Might as well go all out.
Oscars are on record low.
No you didn't. You are shitposting and avatarposting weeb trash.
>His shit sounds like something I would've made in the Fruityloops trial version as a 12 year old.
Please make something like this. I want more. Should be easy for you.
>avatarposting
What? That's not what avatarfagging is you newcunt.
Also you're yet to form an actual response. Are you incapable on top of being a cuck?
>weeb trash
>westacuck thinks he's welcome
Maybe fuck off back to r*ddit?
>We have just learned, from sources close to the studio, that a collaboration between Lady Gaga and CD Projekt Red is on the horizon for Cyberpunk 2077. The artist has been seen in the Polish studio and many details follow. Of course, it will be necessary to wait before having the official announcement, but the information comes to us from sources who preferred to remain anonymous and that one can not quote.
A Star is Born
We have just learned, from sources with whom we exchange, that Lady Gaga was spotted in CD Projekt Red studios and that she would participate in Cyberpunk 2077 in one way or another. The nature of this collaboration is not known, but some details suggest the features it can take.
>oscar
It's literally eurovision tier now.
>From what we know, the artist would have gone to CD Projekt Red to potentially perform a performance in motion-capture. From there to imagine a character with his effigy or make an appearance in the game, there is only one step. This is not all since we have also discussed - without much surprise - the announcement of the release date to E3 2019 and that this collaboration will be formalized at the same time.
>Of course, it will be necessary to wait until the event that will take place in June to see this in pictures but it is apparently the plans currently planned, although the information needs to be confirmed. If all goes well, the date should be unveiled at E3. However, the plans could very well be reviewed by then since the studio wants above all to refine their creation and we are told that it is not written in the marble.
>If we start now with the assumption, it is not unlikely to see the game be in the limelight during the Microsoft conference with why not, an appearance of Lady Gaga.
I don't know what you think you're proving. There isn't much going on in that track. It also showcases his lack of knowledge of harmony and general musicality. Obviously this song isn't supposed to be tuneful, I get that, but his lead lines and chord progressions are always quite nonsensical and cringy. It's blatantly obvious that he's never really bothered to learn the fundamentals.
>Rightly regarded as one of the most anticipated games, Cyberpunk 2077 is desired. Greatly desire. If the communication plan was launched at E3 2018 with a first trailer at the Microsoft conference and then a long sequence of gameplay dropped at Gamescom, everything suggests that we will still have new information in the next months, especially at the next edition of the California show.
>The rumor of a collaboration between Lady Gaga and CD Projekt Red is not today. As of September 2018, the official account of the game had relaunched a tweet of Lady Gaga that dated November 2012. Almost six years later, this had raised some questions.
>As a reminder, this is not the first time an international artist has participated in a video game. We remember David Bowie who, in addition to offering his features in The Nomad Soul, had signed part of the soundtrack of the first title of Quantic Dream. Lady Gaga could follow here with Cyberpunk 2077 the path of one of her models.
>Cyberpunk 2077 is expected for a date still undetermined on PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One but also mentioned on PS5 and the next Xbox.
You said fucking nothing.
sorry the black text is supposed to be greentext
based #hilldawg
Imagine not dropping any hopes once they revealed that not all of the Cyberpunk classes would be in the game.
>ywn uphold the law Judge Dredd Style
>ywn wander the ruined highways outside of Night City
>ywn help run a futuristic TV station
>ywn work your way to the top of a corrupt company by fighting tooth and nail
>ywn play a game that looks as interesting as the original teaser trailer for Cyberpunk 2077
Why should we care about this game again?
Are they going to let us become corp?
They also said the demo they showed a while back forces you to be female or gay because they wanted to highlight those demographics.
Yes I did.
Aaaaaaand game fucking ruined. Great job, guys.
if shes naked nice otherwise i dont care
>it's real
>hot
Found the fag that likes trannies
Why do game devs even bother with mainstream celebrities? Very few of them have anything but contempt for vidya.
>oscars implying the oscars ever meant anything
I'm not surprised. This is what happens to video games when you have majority females and onions boys developing them. Fucking greedy Jews, women, and faggots have ruined the gaming industry. RIP
This but unironically.
>ywn uphold the law Judge Dredd Style
that was never going to happen.
most nc cops are corrupt as fuck and not one is over the top super cop like dredd.
>ywn wander the ruined highways outside of Night City
pretty much confirmed to be in game. and no, you don't have to be a nomad to do that.
>ywn help run a futuristic TV station
sounds very exciting, think i rather watch paint dry
>ywn work your way to the top of a corrupt company by fighting tooth and nail
yeah, let's make completely differend game just for one class only 2% of playerbase is going to play
Can we shoot her?
ummmm excuse me sweaty
No.
Kys roastie bitch
>but now not only does the game look like gta 5 but they are also adding washed up popstars
>washed up when everything she does turns to gold
look at this basement dwelling incel and laugh
>i dont think its fun so it shouldnt be in the game
Go back
Literally nothing a celebrity says can be trusted. They're professional sociopaths who put a human face on the mass-produced pseudo-cultural propaganda media companies put out.
People who believe what they see a celebfag communicate are sub 20 IQ.
>celebfag
That's a new one.
t. virgin
I haven't seen that image in so long
well, yes.
You were never going to do any of that retard.
Well obviously not, since this isn't an actual RPG game but a boring railroaded FPS.