Now pannen's beating Koopa the Quick in races without touching the control stick

This is like watching an alien intelligence try to figure out videogames

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

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Maybe he's thinking that the only way to decrease presses further is with TAS strats that require in-game hours or days of prepwork to set up, and that's not really fun or entertaining anymore.

Is Pannen going to be the first human with psychic powers?

Supposedly he got bored of the no A button challenge and is focusing on the no stick challenge until any major breakthroughs for the no A button challenge happens.

What is his endgame? When will Pannen be satisfied?

>"what if you played a platformer without being allowed to press jump" gets too boring
>what if you played a platformer without being allowed to walk
Madman

Gods are never satisfied.

Not by loops the quick.

>in this version of the AI, we withheld knowledge of the joystick for controls - what resulted was a program that spent several millennia of game-time figuring out how to meet the win conditions anyway

>"And now we can go visit him there!"
Koopa the Quick floating in a PU over the sea

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>next challenge is going to be "what if you played a platformer without touching the controller"
how can we stop him before he grows too powerful?

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If we could somehow link playing Mario 64 to rocket science, this guy would get us living on Mars by 2040.

Wow so impressive! He typed a bunch of commands into a computer and had it play the game for him, what a god!

>not "completing the entire game without even looking at the screen without A presses" because he knows the maps and enemy positionining by HEART

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He used a bowling ball clone to cripple Koopa the Quick to win (seperate video), then realized his was fast enough to beat him without it and decided on going for an extremely close near frame perfect victory.
This man will always crave challenge.

>salty double digit iq seething nigger can't appreciate talent

>I only needed 1% of my power to beat you Koopa

>beats levels without pressing the A button by accelerating in place beyond the speed of light then vibrating through walls and into parallel universes
>beats levels by collecting stars in the startup screen before he's even technically started the game
>clones objects with his fists
>traps enemies in place for hours, then sends them to the shadow realm

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broiling

>He's now trapping sentient being within parallel universes
I knew nothing good could come from the discovery of PUs.

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I wonder who could be behind this post...

Oh wow that's impressive..

>TAS

Maybe not...

Still neat.

Typing this post takes just as much "talent" as what this sperg does, but keep pretending like he's doing anything impressive. I know how fun it is to be part of an epic meme!

Jokes on you, several games have blind runs, in that sense you just need to pick up a game you can complete without A presses

I admit, this video is good. Is there a character than could even possibly touch Mystery Goomba? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not even talking about NES Super Mario bros first level's two-dimensional little goomba. I'm not talking about flying paragoomba from Super Mario bros 3 either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Goomba from Super Mario Bros.: Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! Goomba, voiced by Kazue Komiya who've also interpreted Lebi from the shonen anime Full Metal Alchemist and Lunge's wife from the best psychological thriller of all time, Monster. I'm also not talking about Shiitake Lentinula Edodes Goomba of Fungi Kingdom, belonging in the Basidiomycota division and the Agaricomycetes class of living vegetal organisms conceived by Mother Nature in Eastern Asia. I'm talking about the Super Mario 64 metaphysical and untangible godlike being Mystery Goomba, who's able to travel the death barrier from Bowser in the Sky world in less than one frame of time, who's able to survive after a confrontation with the ultimate autistic reality bending 0 A presses summoner of beings from the limbo Mario Jumpman who went through 7 parallel universes, raised an army of scattlebugs after building speed for 12 hours.

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Super Mario Galaxy 2's Deathplane Dry Bones.

so this is the power of the A button....

i know, memes are pretty based

reminder that this is the power of pannen without limitations
youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

You ain't seen shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

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>happens
Is there a large team of researchers worldwide dedicated to making this "happen"? Because if not it's just him and if he isn't doing it nothing happens.

Whats wrong user? You having a bad day and decided to shit on anything no matter how innocuous if it so much as irked you even slightly?

>"He will soon break free"
>"Fortunately, we can fix this"

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It's not just him in the community, dude.

Well, yes, obviously he's the face of the challenge and ground zero for most major developments but other people are trying to find ways around the roadblocks he's hit. That's how a community works.

>pannen develops latent psychic abilities through sheer force of will so he can do a no controller touches run
We need to stop him

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>I don't think this race went as he intended it to...
I never knew pannen could be so cruel.

Imagine doing this rather than curing cancer , falling in love, having kids, making art, doing work for charity, or literally anything but this.

>coping

Fuck off Spiderman we’re gonna turn people into dinosaurs and you’ll never be able to stop us.

Imagine not doing any of those and still not doing this

God you Yea Forumsedditors always say the same shit when you get called out. Some variation of
>OMG let us have fun why are you so grumpy!!!
this is literally the only board that does this consistently, really shows the mindset of video game playing manchildren

Jokes on you I hate niggers.

>01:03

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ok, where is the speedrun strats?
obviously, we need to beat him at his own game.
fucking 4D 4aggot

>falling in love, having kids
He's better off doing what he's doing.

Have sex incel.

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ebin

Make me.

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Nothing wrong

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I will suck your dick if you keep this up gayboy.

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It doesn't count if it's a guy.

Just close your eyes like damn nigga I be fresh

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>pannen has now become so powerful he can cross dimensional universal rifts at will
what the fuck
what
the
fuck

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>full playthrough using only the gameplay demo from the title screen

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>It was-a for charity, gay koopa

>g.g.guys stop whatever you are doing and worship my holes, it's an order OR ELSE
fuck off tarnny

And now you can understand why he often voluntarily surrenders his A button or joystick. There's simply no sport for him to fully indulge in the absolute control he has over his digital realm.

fuckin nice

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youtu.be/Ko4-jK0G1TA

Almost as good as Pannen

What is the next step for Pannen? Bowser in another PU?

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Well I think we are better off if people like you are removed from the genepool so keep at whatever you are doing champ.

That's a nice scuttlebug.

incel literally stands for "involuntary celibate," that's like telling a blind person to look at something

And feminist means someone who wants equality for woman.
Lets not pretend incel means what it used to before reddit.

I love her so much

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this madman has amassed too much power and I'm afraid its too late to stop him

I thought it was "intentionally celibate".

is Mario the most powerful Nintendo character?

I'm continuously staggered by new feats of autism.

Is there anyone at this point who can deny that Mario from Mario 64 is the strongest character in any game?

Absolute madman

no that would be the lesser known "vocel" or "voluntary celibate"

Isn't that just regular celibacy?

He's not had kids because he's looking for a worthy mother.

>his children don't have a vaginal delivery or C-section, they just build up speed over nine months of gestation then teleport out of the womb

is there a force that is truly more powerful then autism?

yes
but incel is a made up term by /r9k/ in their ever expanding quest to become the worlds most pathetic individuals so it doesnt really matter

youtubemultiplier.com/58a3405f936cc-fuck-you-i-wont-do-what-you-tell-me.php

Pannen could be a true physicist by now if he bothered for it, but he's too busy deciphering vidya mechanics. In a way, he's contributing

10/10

Antone else feel real cozy watching a pannen vid? I think this is what other people feel when they listen to ASMR

There's a whole bunch of autists in the A-press community. Pannen often credits others with discovering the stuff he uses.

Honestly his videos are really cool. Especially the commentated ones. It's just too bad we kinda meme'd him into silence.

t. """""Henry"""""

>if you dont like it fuck off
>LOL WHY ARE YOU SO MAD DONT YOU HAVE A RETORT FOR MY SHITPOST?
your shtick is tired my dude, go post in a thread topic you find joy in instead of being a nuisance

The real issue is the remaining A presses need some kind of fucking magic tech that'd break the game completely to get rid of.

Not a term made up by /r9k/, nor is /r9k/ even incel friendly, Redditor.

incel means involuntary celibacy.

>No Joystick Allowed
This sounds like some kind of chastity cage cuck porn

More proof that limits only exist in our minds. Thank you based Pannen.

He has shown you can manipulate the demo slightly, far as I remember, but that would likely require straight up Super Mario World-style code injection.

Have human children.

Faggot

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No. Actually, I get this weird and creepy feeling. This guy spends hours every day playing this ancient game from the 90s. It's not even a particularly good game. How someone can waste so much of their precious life time is beyond me. I just honestly feel creeped out watching those videos.

Is Pannel controlling him? Then yes

>curing cancer
Which one?

So everyones goina forgot when the director of mario 64 was asked if half a presses were a thing and he answered clinking and holding a are both their own a presses?

Funny no one mentions it since it defeats the guys crackhead theory

why beat Koopa when you can just kill him?

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>implying hes doing anything but running a bot
>TAS are cancer

>implying we can

>making art
>implying this isnt art

IT TAKES NO SKILL HE IS USING A TAS WHICH IS BASICALLY CHEATING. THIS IS SO EASY AND EFFORTLESS WHICH IS WHY NO ONE ELSE IS DOING IT.

imagine being this insecure that someone has found a passion

It takes brain skills.

Yah he's doing a TAS but doesn't that mean he's a hacker who hacked into the code of the game or somethin'? Because honestly, I don't know how to do what he did, so it isn't that "easy and effortless" as you say.

Why did they include this? That's just blatantly letting you murder a friendly NPC.

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This man found the fuckin multiverse in Mario 64 wtf

>TAS
>no skill

toplel

Brain skills, user. Brain skills.
It takes skills to calculate the goal trajectory and the minimal amount of presses necessary to achieve point A to point B.
It takes skills to calculate the direction and trajectory after the player gets hit by a Goomba.

Based Ratboy Genius poster.

The maddest of lads.

I like them, he picks good challenges that look impressive visually, has a non-annoying voice (that he will unfortunately probably never use again due memery) and explains shit pretty well even with the weird terms.

I mean the guy is obviously a autist but IIRC he works as a teacher at a university with math or something, so he clearly has skills and contributions outside of playing Mario, i think it is more that he thinks Mario 64 is a fun way to apply those skills because the code creating a very interesting environment that can be manipulated and exploited.

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Master of the fucking void over here.

Why strive to achieve any of these in this universe, when you can find a parallel universe where all of these are already achieved?

Not this time CIA

Based Ratboy

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With great power comes great responsibility.

he could just change the definition of A press since he already isn't using the correct one anyway

>no stick challenge
can't you just get surgery for that?

Reminder this spaz has sex with mechanical pencils and had a mental breakdown over the PU memes

>It's already been 3 years since Parallel Universes

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>m.jpg

I have never seen this guy's videos but is he some kind of sorcerer? Should I just watch his whole channel?

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youtube.com/watch?v=PIKm0cM4KjA

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You unironically don't belong on this website.

Based.

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Watch everything he did, and make sure to watch for rolling rocks commentated. It's surprisingly fucking fascinating

incel detected

discordapp.com/invite/jxyRgsU say hi to pannen!

>You must claim and verify your account

Effort

HE'S GONE

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I first started watching when he was analyzing the blink cycles various mario 64 characters and I instantly knew his autism was for me.
his rolling rock video is a masterpiece, nothing else like it exists

sausage?

xd nice thread, we pretending some dumbass youtuber is actually a demigod.

Pannen is obsessed with mario, but gets bored too. This is what happens when he is bored of the a press

Using the tree to change directions is just next level

The anime really increased her cute factor tenfold, it's nice. It compensates the loss in quality...
Don't forget the Pablo09042 twitvh stream for the flashback case of Ace Attorney Investigations for loli Franny

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>he still doesn't understand what a half-press is
what's it like being this retarded

Fucking kek

Yeah whatever, nerd.

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Wow so impressive! He typed a bunch of commands into a computer and had a particle accelerator discover the boson higgs, what a god!

Is this guy the equivalent of Hikari MGS for Metal Gear Solid fans?

Watch his Rolling Rocks commented video first. If you like that, go watch everything else he has done.

youtube.com/watch?v=9hdFG2GcNuA
This is a better jump off point. It more clearly demonstrates what pannen is all about, explaining the mechanics of Super Mario 64 and then abusing them.

has pannen ever done an actual speedrun of mario 64

Why is it called Super Mario 64 if it is neither the 64th Mario game, nor was it made in 1964??????

Is Nintendo stupid??

Why the fuck do Yea Forumstards think that curing cancer, or any disease, is just a matter of pure effort/time sunk in?

>grrr I can't argument I will bark the same word again I'm sure people don't like when I deny my holes to them, even strangers.

yes

imagine being on Yea Forums instead of having a life

this is nightmarish autism

Yes.
The difference is "volcel" is usually used by noobs who view themselves as being a reaction to the "incel" fad. It's kind of cringy and really transparent.

It's the 64th in the timeline.

SMB1 -> SMB2 -> SMB3 -> SMB4 (TBA) ->....-> SM64

Hey """Henry""", they have computers in PUs?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DHVvq_x6jDc

Tbh I'm just glad people don't say "cuck" anymore and instead found a new word to use and insult people with.
I got really tired of people making fun of me for my fetishes. At least now the virgins/incels are getting it.

Oh honey can you tell the cuck who posted below you to fuck off please?

why

Out fucking skilled.

He's literally a rocket physicist and has helped to further mankind's progress into the stars.

He's allowed spend his free time on anything he wants.

>implying cuck isn't used anymore
you are a naive cuck

What the fuck

fuck off back to whatever board you came from if you hate being on here then.

Pannen is gay

HENRY BTFO

He’s literally a rocket scientist