LADY PLEASE FUCK MY BROTHER PLEASE YOU HAVE TO
HE IS TOO AUTISTIC AND A 40 YO VIRGIN BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM
LADY PLEASE COME ON THINK OF OUR BLOODLINE
I'M BEGGING YOU LADY
LADY PLEASE FUCK MY BROTHER PLEASE YOU HAVE TO
Lucas Sullivan
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Nathan Ramirez
This only works whenever none of the characters have offspring.
Caleb Green
>Lady what are you doing there hnghhhhhh
Colton Diaz
Who is gonna continue the needless rivalry if only one has offspring?
Bentley Howard
Vergil seems to be the "SEX MAKES BABIES?!!" type, given his surprised reaction to having a son.
Asher Torres
>Dante doesn't know what sex is
>Vergil knows what sex is but not what it's for
One must wonder how Sparda even managed to get laid with sons like that. Maybe it runs in the family.
Asher Rodriguez
>be sparda
>basically most badass demon to ever exist
>best you get is some human whore
sparda only got laid because she was way under his league
James Clark
well by the way he's dressed and having what seems to be a tiny mansion, it was probably for money
requesting a drawing of sparda eating crayons
Liam King
What if Vergil raised Temen-ni-gru in order to gain power to protect his family: Nero and his mother.
He needed Dante's amulet but he beat his ass in the past (in manga) so he thought he will just beat him again and take the amulet. Turned out Dante's too powerfull for some reason and Vergil's plan gone to hell.
Later he was captured by Mundus and brainwashed, he even forgot he has a pregnant fiancée on the other side. Everybody's making fun of Vergil how autistic he is about muh power but all he wants is just to protect the ones he loves. In DMC5 jest just too tsundere to embrace his familly.
Matthew Hernandez
i like this retarded meme
Parker Stewart
No way, demon.
John Collins
> Asking this monster to have sex with Dante
Wow, such a cruel revenge. Vergil better kill him, it will be more humane
Austin Lewis
>sparda only got laid because she was way under his league
Nathan Morgan
Sorry, that was my doppleganger Dante, he's a bit crazy don't listen to him.
But seriously we need to talk brother, you need to fuck someone. I don't care if it's that border jumping illegal demon bitch, our mom, that man in a skirt who likes phallic weaponry or prime cunny. You gotta put your seed in someone brother, because as soon as you do I'm going to prove I'm the best, as soon as that baby is dangling from its le 1% demonic umbilical cord I want Nero there to slap that babies ass to prove I'm the better. When his second birthday comes around and he receives his precious first bike my boy is gonna ride that fucker like he rides Kyrie on weekends right away from that party. You see Dante, because if my Son beats your Son, and it's going to be a son so help me Mundus I'll Yamato him a dick then I'll finally prove I'm better than you. Because when I beat my kid, like any good Father, when I drunken football party stress his face onto my shadow carpets it means by proxy I'm better than you. Because if your son can't beat my walking tailless sperm and I can you sure as hell won't be able to beat me.
-your one and only faget brother
Brandon Hall
Based.
Sebastian Moore
This would work if he asked Patty instead.
Gabriel James
>Wanting someone as broken as Lady to bear the spawn of Sparda when she fleeces Dante for booze money all the time
>Not the pure and devoted and cute redhead who loves and respects Dante
Jeremiah Barnes
Dante doesn’t fuck niggers.
Ayden Diaz
THAT'S IT LADY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH, JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY
Elijah Nguyen
Seems like he just had a hook-up in a moment of human weakness.
Josiah Sanchez
Can she even have children?
Matthew Wilson
Lmao you think she will look good in this engine when they bring her back? She's gonna look like an ape.
William Wright
Shut the hell up and play Beat Saber with me faget
Asher Myers
are you implying that Dante and Lady's son would be evil?
Lincoln Morris
Wish they brought back the different weapon devil triggers, 5's DT is probably my favorite design but it's a shame it doesn't have this.
Ryder Myers
Lady, nico, and trish (to a lesser extent) look good though.
Andrew Lee
So how do you disable the DLC devil breakers, do I just untick the DLC box in Steam? It's not going to mess with my save data or anything?
Ryan Green
DLC Devil Arms when, I miss Nevan
Owen Ramirez
untick the DLC box in Steam, it worked for me
Oliver Cooper
>implying Dante and Vergil aren't fucking each other in hell out of sex-deprived boredom as we speak
Jackson Myers
Stop using the meme wrong Holy shit.
Also i saw like three failed attempts today,is some 12 year old Just discovered the original meme now?top kek
Mason Jackson
Lady looks good, Nico looks decent with her own style, but on no fucking planet does Trish even look alright.
Tyler Flores
>Vergil
>giving shit for Lady
Nice try, Ladyfag.
Charles Nelson
V said he was glad that she was doing well, so he at least remembers her.
Julian Allen
This only works with RE, nice try
Camden Bennett
Trish would improve if her nose got fixed. I have no idea why her nose looks like that
Levi Morgan
But he already beat Dante in a way I mean Nero almost killed that hobo wizard with a bitchslap I would say Vergil would count that as proof that he is the better brother.
Adam Bailey
That would be pretty cool actually, have him be a villain like Vergil. Maybe he could be playable and good at first but then something makes him snap and he "kills" Dante (they would have him come back later somehow though) and he becomes the new villain. Nero could be all jealous of his innate superior power levels too, despite him being way younger than Nero
Nolan Moore
Bruh, he was fucking Nevan, Matier and a host of other bitches as well.
Robert Morgan
Only one way to find out.
Thomas Nelson
>realistic blood stain on coat
Jesus this level of detail for something that's modded in
Jaxon Rodriguez
What are the chances that Vergil will be free? I think it would be cool at least if you unlocked him for free if you beat the BP when it comes out, though it sounds pretty unlikely.
James Wood
maybe modders will fix it. Her nose is just way too long and narrow, it looks like a raindrop. Like she got a really bad nose job
Eli Flores
are hhere any pre recorded cutscenes with her, I hope not
Tyler Watson
WHO DID VIRGIL FUCK?
Jace Watson
It doesn't seem any different from Eva though unless I'm just blind, so I don't get why she looks so much worse.
Julian White
Hair swap and nose change. Then see if the jaw still needs fixing.
Connor Torres
It's the hair.
Blake Scott
Robert Reed
Eva has no business being dressed like this in a house with twin children Wouldn't be funny if her dresses like this because she's lonely and wants to fuck her twin sons because they are identical to her husband? Haha...
Grayson Evans
We need to follow the thinking:
>"FOR THE LOVE OF SPARDA LADY, DANTE NEEDS A SON AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE MUNDUS COMES BACK! HE PROMISED!!"
Cooper Smith
>Hey Nero, I think I heard your little cousin say you were dead weight
>THAT SON OF A BITCH
It wouldn't be hard at all to turn them against each other, evil or not
David Peterson
Logan Peterson
M-Mommy
Noah Johnson
I think she is hot as hell
has some of those slavic aesthetics
Nolan Collins
I wished vergil's hair would have fallen down so he could have swept it back up.
Kayden Morales
Connor Murphy
I think that's an engine feature.
Connor Ramirez
Or his pull out game is weak
Nathan Morgan
the bridge should not be so prevalent and connected to her eyebrows like that if it is so narrow. It looks fake, nobody has a natural nose like that (her face model's one looks fake too). There is too much space between the bridge of the nose and each eye
Camden Robinson
>rapes virgil
>abandoned nero as a baby
Fuck this bitch to hell and back.
Wyatt Baker
how would the dmc version of youtube.com