>Everyone who ever wronged him, goes bankrupt, or disappears under mysterious circumstances
>Stream.me got nuked, destroying another platform his enemies used against him
>Companies that fired him, disappear as well
Just how much power does a guy who's bad at video games actually possess? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
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Any company that would hire him is already making bad decisions in the first place
Why does he sound like an obnoxius child.
Hyuk
>Just how much power does a guy who's bad at video games actually possess?
I don't know, I don't feel that strong.
based dsp
cus he is one
reminder that phil called out apex shills and no one believed him
now it came out that ninja got paid a million to stream it
Reminder that DSP fucking won.
>lost 90% subs
Who cares. He is millionaire now.
>forcing his sickly elderly parents to pay for his and his girlfriends travel and accommodation when he visits them
Phil is so fucking based! Even internet superstar Ethan "Gunt" Ralph who raped and murdered a girl behind an Arby's agrees.
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Thanks for the money! Dummy!
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! *SNNNNNNNORTS*
Dude you don't have paypal kahm ohn.
(jump to 39:25 if the link does not work well)
He looks old and ugly in his 35. Also white hairs in his goatee
BRAAAAAAAAP
I did nothing wrong I did everything correct.
Imagine being a paypig
>SBF Talking shit about DSP years later they decide to end the channel.
There is some truth about e-celeb getting destroy by circumstances.
can i get a quick rundown on this guy? why does he have such powers?
Now see, you need to think you're fucking amazing at games while being dogshit, that's where the power comes from
Kat isn't there anymore, dude.
Trolls trolling trolls. That's all it is. DSP was heading into obscurity but he jerked off on camera and that has kept him alive because a bunch of people learned about him and went down the rabbit hole of This is How You Don't Play. The only reason DSP is still able to feed himself is because of the autism of kiwi farms and the Sons of Kojima, there are people trolling the trolls. You want to see an entire forum of people go nuts and bitch about you and develop strange conspiracy theories about who you are? Give DSP money.
Gin
Because Karma. All the stupid shit that Phil does bites him in the ass exactly as he deserves, and then you have all those nutjobs spending every waking moment trying to ruin someone as inconsequential as he is getting their karma.
The point is they were fake subs. Anyone with a brain knew his numbers didn't make sense.
Based Phil shitting on the Jewropean Union.
He is only shitting on the EU because he's scared of losing more than half of his revenue
I'd be scared of that too.
I prefer a penne
His wings of redemption Yea Forums approved?
>snorts
>burps
>wooooow
>mashes buttos
>forgets basic controls
>remains ignorant and never improves
>couldn’t block
>nothing I could do
>give me money
This is every dsp video
Not for me. DSP is fun to watch because of the stupid shit he does and says. Wings is just stupid.
He's not gonna lose anything his very dedicated paypigs can't make up to him.
The gay ops run so deep, each and every one of them will be running a VPN just to give him more money.
DSP hasn't said anything interesting in years except on twitter late at night when consorting with the devil's brew.
And he'll hate them for it because he would rather have tips.
Wings is 100 times more honest than Dave
It said on their streams "#ad". How did DSP bring anything to light?
This
Ninja wasnt subtle about getting paid. I'm not defending selling out but you cant be fucking surprised when he literally advertised it.
ALL I CAN TASTE IS SALT
I don't get why his retrospective streams are so damn boring when Tevin's back in time streams are great background noise.
I used to love mega 64, but maybe that's the point. I still love the Skyward Sword parody.
literally a fat fuck neckbeard that screams, ragequits, and acts like he's the best youtuber in the world because he used to have popular cod videos back in the day
The fat just went from his chin to his tits.
>guy makes video game show where the humor comes from seeing him play badly
>retards get trolled and believe it to be genuine
>they think he's a lolcow and try to epically make him the next Chris Chan
>just end up giving him more fame and money
Retards got trolled.
Dsp is old news. This is a Lowtiergod board now.
>this is what paypigs actually believe
You're the paypigs when you direct your attention to his videos and "cringe". I haven't even watched a single minute of him.
To be fair, I have no idea whether it was a personality thing or not. He changes his views on it every week. He's said multiple times that it was just a joke. That people thought it was funny seeing him rage and fumble, and that's why he kept doing it. Once that fanbase left, he went to do his own thing, which is streaming and interacting. Mind you, he's also said, multiple times, that his character has never been faked. That he's known for being real. Dude turns with the wind.
>get 16k
>I'm strapped, give me money
And he'll get away with it, too
If Phil worked out in 2009 he'd actually pass off as not bad looking
Dsp when he complains his all talk, not action but Wing destroys his controller showing that he has balls of steel then Dsp.
>his videos
Nobody watches gis videos anymore,only detractors content.
That was the first time that exercise machine had been touched since it was set there in the first place.
>Be me
>Arby's fag
>Take a girl to get the meat
>She vegan
>Give her the meat
who the fuck wouldn't take that offer? I'd fucking play fallout 76 or anthem for a month if they offered me a million
Are half of his 12 year old fans from Europe? I figured they'd mostly be American.
I'm betting his parents will magically bail him out.
What was going through his head?
the nut that saved twitch
According to him he has a herniated disk and can't drive on highways or do any heavy lifting
Yes they are
Dude shut the fuck up you’re a little kid.
Half-hourly reminder.
He actually sounds very smart and based, makes me wonder if his youtube is all an act.
funny how you never post this image in giant bomb threads
Who's the third guy in the approved ecelebs?
thingken of pandalee
based phil
DSP GET A JOB
>gets $600 in a day
>bitches a few days later about he has no money for taxes
just amazing
donate more then
DSP needs your money more than you do
The dude is sitting on a pile of cash...he just e-begs as his niche, cause somehow people always give him money...I remember one case where some kid literally stole his dad's credit card to give him money. That's the sort of audience he has.
Damn she's ugly
Thanks for the free bumps
Why the fuck does he seem to have such a severe mucus problem? He's constantly snorting and clearing his throat. Is it a condition or is he just fucking gross?
literally who?
DSP is like if all of Yea Forums amalgamated together and harnessed meme magic to get ahead in life
Apparently its a deviated septum.If there is anything you can do about it, he apparently makes excuses about it.
She's a hooker.
if only he hadn't deleted his own library of videos.... his true power would be... frightening
I think that's Angry Joe
>she
damn my nigguh is positive af
if americans wanted to watch fat gay losers play video games at a professional level they'd just need to set up a mirror
>Okay so I'm going to have some BIG updates regarding the schedule, my upcoming marathon and Sekiro during today's stream so don't miss it! Going live shortly!
don't forget to tune in you fucks
Is Tevin streaming today?
what taxes?
he doesn't work and unless he makes 10k or more a year with patreon or whatever, then he has no taxes
user... Tervin is F.
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Give me a quick rundown!
>he doesn't work and unless he makes 10k or more a year with patreon or whatever, then he has no taxes
lol, he doesn't know. Anyone want to tell him?
>smells his hands
sound good?
get in
>ywn be dsp
wait
YOU MEAN PHILL IS FUCKING SCAMMING US
anyone going to play Apex with him?
/ourguy/
HE IS LIVE RIGHT NOW
What's your favorite DSP quote Yea Forums?
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A fucking killer planet comet may fall on this guys head and still he will survive.
>COMON HOW COULD I KNOW FUCKING BUGGED SPACE MECHANICS
>WWWWWHAT IM THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVED FUCKING IDIOTS ACK ACK ACK
Don't underestimate hes Roach powers
Post pandalee lips
This.
Would be already snorthing cocaine in Thailand
>do an event where you watch your old videos
>doesnt watch half of his content because Panda is in like every video
>wont watch gameplay videos that hes known for
>too scared to watch older videos because he was very racist and might get banned
>watches vlogs nobody cares about for 7 hours
thanks for the money dumbies
>taxes
>taxes
>taxes
Absolutely based
pandalee was way hotter than his current gf
she looks like shes 40 yuck
>bad at video games
COPE
FBI is surveying DSP threads right now, better not
He seems really worn down, I know tradesmen at his age with joint replacements and shit who don't look half as bad.
oh boy the fundraising marathon will be such failure
He was watching someone else say nigger the other day in one of his old videos and said if they guy kept being racist it'd piss off him.
Then in you see he did shit like this.
Man phill is such a rat.
dude taxes so high you cant afford them
>barely scraping by on 500 views a stream
>constantly begging for money like some kind of e-panhandler
Yeah, cool guy OP.
>make no mistake
>I'm gonna need big money for this marathon
>gonna have to buy energy drinks and snacks
>gonna decorate "my office"
>it's a bad situation
>I like this house, it's a last resort
>not being able to afford taxes
The way Phil thinks is baffling. You literally get cut based on your income, how the fuck can you not afford your taxes? It's all the OTHER stuff that you can't afford. How can you not understand that?
>500 viewers
hes lucky to get 400 now
he's still paying off the stupid khando and doesn't save money
he's in dire financial straits
The funniest think about DSP is that even though he's sitting on a pile of cash he keeps on begging.
Every month there's a new "urgent situation" that he makes up for his paypigs to keep donating.
>Be DSP
>Be last remaining human
>Complain how you won't have enough money to pay your bills, and you might even lose the house, despite literally no one being there to take it from you
>Alien race from thousands of light years away starts donating to you
HE WILL LOSE HIS HOUSE
PAY UP EVERYONE
I like how he ignores all tips on how to fix the tax situation
Our guy is UP and will be doing his Apex Legends stream soon, here's the restream: youtube.com
DSP IS LIVE RIGHT NOW ON TWITCH LETS SUPPORT HIM BOYS
I got a few grand to throw, sure
If doubles I'll donate my whole paycheck from this week
>1 hour long prestream
This is normal if you've seen any of DSPs streams in the last year or so, it literally is repeating the same begging to the same people everyday. It's kind of fascinating in a way.
>please gib me money just because
To be fair, the bum by the train station, on my way to work, also begs every morning to the same people.
His streams kinda remind me of manlytears
For the majority of it he just talks about himself instead of actually playing something
>can barely pay my bills
just HOW does he manage to go back to it
but that bum isn't famous, even in a bad way, that people toss him ACTUAL LIVABLE MONEY. with what i make plus what he gets per year, yeah i could fucking make it work.
and pay my damn taxes.
What compels anyone to get a fucking goatee/circle beard?
Especially one of these thin short disgusting ones like most millennials love?
The nu-male "full beard" might be a meme but it at least generally don't make people look that much worse than they already do and often succeeds in hiding some fat or lack of a chin or whatever. A goatee straight up always makes you look worse.
BritBong LTG
>broteam being a faggot channel
Haven't watched his streams lately but last time I watched they were but I had a slight sense he may have been going downhill.
Or is that because his streams got flooded with normalfags?
This
I never got the extreme vitriol for these e-celebs and regular celebrities that have already gotten to this level, once you're rich enough to never have to work a day in your life ever again you can tell everyone to eat a dick and all they can do is seethe over social media throwing "sick burns" and witty one-liners at you
After a certain point, it just becomes thirst for any form of misfortune to fall upon these individuals, at which point they've already won; nobody who wishes harm upon them gets catharsis and they live in everyone's heads rent free
It’s ironic; the groups that are against DSP inadvertently caused him to stay relevant after all these years. Imagine if they just fucked off and stopped giving him attention if they hated him so much. Sons of Kojima are a bunch of retards.
I'd donate to this e-thot.
would you pay if he started doing amateur porn streams with his current gf?
>People get bored of him and move on
>He holds on and braves through hate by sheer power of manchild denial and idiocy
>He survives thanks to idiots with too much money and absolute no taste or people who have pity of him
>All his biggest fans saw the truth and have turned on him
>Has absolutely 0 (zero) respect from people on the internet and IRL or any reputable legacy of any sort. He's beneath a clown, because at least clowns are well liked and have a decent legacy
>Has no self awareness of his present or future, he seriously believes he can live off videogame and vlogging forever
>No real connections to anyone IRL, he's a hermit who refuses to do any decent physical work and holds on to an easy life of videogames, junk food and "envious" trolls
At this point I don't want him to stop, I want him to go on and on for as long as he can, shits amusing.
The DSP curse strikes again. Based Phil destroyed the muppet's career.
That's exactly why being a millionare doesn't mean you're set for life anymore. You'd blow it all within a month. Ninja seems like a smart guy but I'm sure is getting jewed by agents anyway.
Oh yeah, or it's about that time they were doing a project 7 thing and howard accidentally blasted him in the face with a fire extinguisher, and every since he's been having that issue. That's seriously something he told in his prestream.
>I need your ideas
>give me your ideas
so I can ignore them
I fap to porn while having tihydp playing in the background, so I could see myself doing that.
>Look, the thing is, despite the zombies literally eating EVERYONE except for me cause I live in a gated community, I still owe like 16k in taxes on this house, plus my mortgage company in CT refuses to start foreclosure proceedings on my condo. Like seriously, i've called them 6 times this week to work out a deal and no one even answers the phone. I've managed to tap my stream into SETI, but I really need your help, otherwise I could lose my house.
Christ, what is wrong with that guy's voice?
I don't know if you could write a less competent and boorish man. autism charities should fund this guy
>Aliens get to Earth
>See blasted, utterly destroyed hellscape that is the end result of man's folly
>Radiation everywhere, craters and shadows of bodies imprinted on walls are everywhere
>Most of the remains of civilization have been wiped out
>Feral mutants roam the land, devouring whatever they can get their twisted hands on
>Except for one seemingly untouched condo
>Aliens can hear "CAMOOOON, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, BUGGED JUMP MECHANICS" coming from within
>The mutants are leaving tributes of food and offerings of their firstborn around the elevated building
>Aliens recognize this as their deity and do the same
>he's a brony
Oh my god
Dave is evil incarnate and it must be stopped!
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Mfw Valkyrie Aurora isn't there but Razorfist is
It is still a mystery to me how this guy has a bunch of dedicated unironic fans. He has absolutely zero charm or charisma, and is even just an annoyance to listen to.
>He has absolutely zero charm or charisma
he has 100x more than most streamers
All the charisma is in him flailing those arms. Apparently it has a mind control effect on lesser human beings
It can't be said of all of his fanbase, but there is a fair amount of people with mental issues and kids in his fanbase who can easily be manipulated.
I would assume it's people wishing to belong to some sort of community(and who might have been there for quite a while), and A LOT of people who are just contrarian/enjoy being a part of a counter culture.
You can literally see the low IQ in this image
>I never got the extreme vitriol for these e-celebs
They are ecelebs, retard, I don't care if they're rich or whatever, they deserve vitriol.
circle beards haven't been in since the 90's... uh yeah, the 1690's!
HE IS BASED