>tfw born too soon to explore the galaxy with your blue space waifu
Tfw born too soon to explore the galaxy with your blue space waifu
Robert Allen
Jordan Turner
>born just in time to see mega storms destroy the west coast
Daniel Nguyen
>born just in time to see wars over fresh water
Jaxon Cruz
>Asari
*hits pipe*
Dominic Wood
hits red sand
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?
This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.
As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Luke Young
hearty kek
Oliver Parker
You can't say you're a true fan if watched the anime without reading the manga.
Jayden Diaz
Humanity will never get off this rock. The powers that be will never allow the cattle to escape. The best case scenario is that the ultra-rich and powerful take off to colonize a new planet, and abandon the Earth they ruined, leaving the rest of us to rot.
Robert White
You’re just a big based jellyfish
Evan Brown
I don’t think you quite get how economics work, m8.
Gavin Perry
Cooper Bell
have sex
Easton Kelly
I will be with my mommy soon
Wyatt Davis
Mason Mitchell
There are no aliens. The powers that be want you to think aliens exist, so you'll waste time daydreaming about aliens landing on Earth, making first contact, and sharing their technology with us so we can go into space, instead of doing anything that would actually get humanity into space and out of their rulers' (or rather, owners') clutches.
Jordan Miller
Chase Clark
You’re fucking stupid if you think any of the possible alien species out there are just Humans but with slightly different physical attributes.
Ryan Gutierrez
Liara was keeping a record of Shepard and the Reaper war. Do you guys think she froze and "archived" Shepard's semen too?
Angel White
>Humanity will never leave earth
>Best case scenario is that Humanity leaves earth
Ryder Cooper
Luis Parker
this thread is full of heresy
Landon Fisher
If you don’t want your wife to be happy after the inevitable and think of her only as an investment you don’t deserve her dickhead.
Kevin Robinson
Get off the internet and stop hoarding all the fucking prothean tech, you squid headed little bastard
Isaac Morales
>tfw no Geth gf
Owen Gray
they sacrificed her so anthem could live user.
Benjamin Hill
Big
Jewish
FIsh
Tats
Luke Nguyen
This is unironically the reason why I didn't romance her.