>tfw look up pokemon size charts
what the hell
Tfw look up pokemon size charts
Brobat is 5'11", larger than Golbat (5'3")
Dunsparce is bigger than Charizard
Nips cant into making character bios or describing shit.
Crobat is actually much larger than that.
I thought it was a little worm thing
>Dunsparce: 4'11
>Charizard: 5'7
???
Groudon is only 3.5 meters tall. I always thought he would be dozens of meters.
Aren't those measurements just their wing span?
>Charizard: 5'7
Charizard is a fucking manlet? How is that possible? I could swear it always towers above humans in the original anime season.
10 year olds, dude.
It's taller than Jesse and James too...
Dunsparce is laying on its stomach all the time
Japan, my dude.
Crobat is roughly quadradic, so it works either way. Should be bigger in OP picture.
Blastoise is 5'3"
>anime
there's your problem
OP here. Sorry, I just saw the Golbat and couldn't believe it.
Not an expert, but it seems you're right.
Jesus Game Freak
5'11
based dragonlet
The pokedex beyond gen 2 games has size comparisons.
why doesn't that stupid fucking thing evolve?
>Slyveon is that big
oh no
I guess it's just a mememon, shit stats shit moves no evolution. Maybe something to do with it being based off a tsuchinoko but I have no idea.
Pokemon Sizes were always fucked up, along with their weight charts...
Onyx is apprently 25 feet and made out of pure rock, but somehow weights only 460 pounds. The lifting record is i believe around 510 pounds or so. That means in theory, a man can lift onyx, because fuck physics.
Japs never cared about making sense, they went hey, onyx is big so he must be heavy, let's make a random number.
Fully grown Rapidash is 5'11 to 6 feet, yes weights only around 160 pounds, despite being an equine in nature.
I wanna fuck dex Vaporeon
I remember there was some old street fighter bio that claimed Sagat was 7 feet tall and weighed 150 pounds or something
there's loads of those peppered across. Remember Stantler? Gen 2 in general is trash outside the dozen iconic mons
No wonder people think about sticking their dicks in those things at those sizes.
Bird bones to make it faster, which explains the shit tier bulk.
Based on a Japanese cryptid, I forget the name. It’s just supposed to be a really rare fat snake thing like what it’s inspired from, and I guess they thought multiple forms would detract from its uniqueness, or GF took that day off like most of the others
why do they include blood types in everything?
Might as well put on their horoscope too
It’s a novelty Pokémon like the shit it was based on. Some what semi mythical creature that when seen it’s no more than just a flat snake.
Stantler has a garbage movepool in gen 2 but they actually did SOMETHING with him later on.
Crobat is such a stupid evo. It's smaller. It looks nothing like its earlier forms. Its color scheme is shit. Gen 2 is pretty bad.
What the fuck is that giant yellow guy, Adam?
Gloom evolving into Bellossom shrinks in half (2'7" -> 1'4")
crobat is a tad bigger OP done goofed
That's a big lad.
Hey, fuck you.
Is 50% Zygarde measured in full lenght? Pokedex gives me 16' over 14' for complete forme.
Tapu Koko's Z-move
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a little better but still it looks wrong
a bloodsucking bat with a giant ass mouth turning into this will never not be dumb
Tapu' Z-Power.
Tyrantiar is a monlet holy shit
Guardian of Alola-form Tapu
In what pokemon episodes/movies do the big ones show up?
the last few rows look like bootleg Digimon.
What the fuck happened?
How does anyone defend Crobat? If it premiered as a standalone pokemon nobody would ever think it looked similar to Golbat.
it's cooler than that retarded looking DQ ripoff
Ultra Beasts and Necrozma happened.
They are explicitly not-Pokemon. The mechanics are the same, but they're "Ultra Beasts" from "Ultra Space" where you have to go through wormholes to find them. But they're not related to regular Pokemon at all. That's why they look outlandish.
>muh dq rip off
give it a rest you autistic loser you post this bs every day
it's common knowledge gen 1 designs were edgy dragon quest enemies
huh I didn't know dragon quest invented bats and rocks
I don't see it. Pokemon made more than a rock with angry eyes. Nobody will remember that DQ enemy while early pokemon designs are iconic.
I'm pretty sure the heights and weights in the Pokedex are just the average. Naturally, there's gonna be some discrepancy. Did you guys just automatically assume that all members of a species were the same size?
no need to get defensive poketard, Graveler isn't iconic either
No one assumed this. Are you retarded?
>Nido"king" is 4 feet tall
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Dratini is 1.8m long
>weighs only 3.3kg
is it made of fucking styrofoam?
geodudes entire line is more memorable than 90% of dq enemies
Japan, dude
I'm not contesting you at all, give it a rest.
more like Manletking
Like the tsuchinoko? I guess that redeems dunsparce somewhat
Dex sizes make sense here. It's just like a german shepherd with big ears, anime makes it look like a housecat.
eevee goes through one hell of a growth spurt now, doesn't it?
Hitmonlee 1.5 m
Hitmonchan 1.4 m
Pokémon weights are weird. Wailord has a lower density than air iirc.
why even bother cataloging their info when it's pure drivel?
Your head being empty happened, the digimon is there in the first row.
Remember Haunter in the anime, where he's just the size of a little head floating around?
Fucker is 5' 3".
I like how kadabras tail fluff is almost as big as alakazam
So people like you can sperg out over it.
hey man early digi and pokemans are rad
Never said they weren't, just that the only Digimon in that pic is in the first row.
porygon doesnt have a height or weight. its not a physical being afaik
The bat and bird sizes are measured by wingspan
Snakes are measured by length from head to tail
nah early pokemon were animals with elemental powers and folklore inspo.
Early digimon were animals with cybernetic bits.
Both have been relegated to shonen dick measuring contests and waifufaggotry.
Yeah, elemental animals and folkloremons were true kino.
I miss Rockruff and Comfey.
No there isn't.
>miss
So....why keep supporting my point when the first row in the pic has an animal with a steel weapon? And every gen of Pokemon is like that.
Blastoise is right there my dude.
I don't even know what this is supposed to convey.
Did you miss the joke, and you're mocking me because "how can you miss mons from last gen"?
Is this a stone edge joke?
Because it's also based on blimps and airships and stuff. Wailmer is based in beach balls too. There's a reason Wailord is the 'Float Whale' Pokémon.
that just makes them more fucklable
>he think blastoise is a digiman
miss me with that gay shit nigga
Where was the joke? You just tried to snidely imply that the old pokemon designs were on the same level as Rockruff and Comfey.
Mysterious powers
>dat glaceon
mmmmmmf, why she so damn thick?
Well, right there.
Why did you quote just the word "miss"?
leafeon and glaceon got a nice ass
MOOOOOODS
I was calling you out for being disingenuous.
wtf i love pokemon now
I don't think you know what the word disingenuous means.
I think you should read the article, user.
that only applies to cyberspace
the dex says porygon is 2' 7" tall and 80lbs on average
>ywn screw Falreon under your big dick and use her as a cocksleeve
>no vaporeon
>no jolteon
>flareon
>leafeon
shit tastes.
So that people can make interesting stories of the flying Waillord like that one guy who wrote a real-time CYOA fanfic on /vp/ during the X and Y days.
>gets 2 human weapons out of nothing when the previous evos didn't have anything similar
Yeah no, it's exactly like a Digimon.
This chart is not entirely accurate. I checked and Aerodactyl not actually that large.
how can humans even compete?
Why are some of these shiny?
FUUUUUUUUCK
to make you jealous hahahahahaha
Sometimes when pokemon evolve they look different to their previous forms.
in today's news: japanese people have no sense of scale, for both height and weight. stay tuned for more news at 11
the sane joke again for the 100 time today
Look up Groudon and its primal, or Cosmoem and Celesteela. They seem to not want to go over 999.9 kg.
I want to be Giratina's cocksleeve
So many Kanto mons are manlets
Jesus hat's the same height as me and Furret
The Nips have no idea how eight works. Look at the Street Fighter characters
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That's possibly because they don't want Heavy Slam to be broken
>have to convert metric to English for americans
>eh fuck it just eyeball the values
Meant to fit in your pocket bro
A Palm Tree and stupid ice sheet turtle thing are bigger than
>Snorlax
>Fug
>A Wooly Mammoth
>The Dinosaurs
>Half the Legendaries
>Godzilla
>GOD
>Satan is bigger than God
Hm... really makes you think.
Yeah Dragonite "looks different that its previous forms" but I can't tell it came from the Dratini line
Crobat doesn't even look like it came from the same evo line
That IS jap horoscopes.
I fucking love Crobat, but holy shit the sizes of Golbat and Crobat are uncomfortably large. While most of the pokemon are typically much smaller than most people would expect, the ones that are larger than what you were expecting are terrifying to think about.
Not only is Crobat taller than me, but he's WIDE too. I couldn't even let him chill in my room.
Crobat was always huge. It's the one thing I remembered about the guy.
Here's their bull
user in nipland blood-type is pretty much horoscope shit
Gyarados/Magikarp
Feebas/Milotic
Escavalier and the other mons in that evolutionary line/method
And a bunch of others.
unf
magikarp and gyrados have the same lips whiskers and fins
feebas and milotic have the same scales and fins
escavalier is a stupid gen 5 mon
crobat has nothing that zubat line has, it even loses the fangs and unique mouth, just shit
Feebas/milotic is the only with no similarities and it is supposed to
Gyarados keeps the fins, whiskers, tail
Escavalier is karrablast face with the shell
Acelgor has the same twisty part that was in the shell and a simple body to represent its lack of previous use
The problem with dratini line is that dragonair is "it just gets bigger" and dragonite seems in contrast too different despite having the same head, horns and underbelly
that makes sense
one is iron and rock
one is a bird
>visible pussy
blue board
It was a purpleish bat when there was no other bats in the series up to then. You're making mountains out of drillbur-hills.
check the image file name, thats the joke
>covered in wierd dicks
>the vagina is the problem
Holy shit my sides!
I don't get why one would think a fucking tree being taller than a bear or a mammoth is weird?
What again hinders those fuckers to zap humanity a new one and then some?
>which is heavier: 132.3lb of steel or 132.3lb of feathers
Wow that looks incredibly retarded.
literally look at the image I was responding to.
All species of Pokemon, including the passive and pacific ones, inside their DNA desire fighting. And again they all know that fighting with a trainer will bring them to levels they could never reach alone. That's why they challenge you when you go around places.
Mega Fug sure is long
>be me
>have massive graveler shrine
>all my pillows and blankets have gravler on them
>in this thread
>someone disses gravler
>pray to my gravler photos for luck
>take my gravler body pillow
>by the time i get ready the thread 404’d
God imagine May getting eaten by that Golbat wouldn't that be funny haha
That gives me a fakemon idea
a branching evolution path:1 steel 1 flying based on that myth
Isnt it weird that there are no anomalies that kinda, dont give a fuck and just eat human meat or something like, in real life. Call it, pokemon madness or something?
>mega evolutions
>those abominations at the bottom
jesus christ what were they thinking
One human with a sword almost hunted them to extinction by just being a douche. Humans in that world are retardedly tough and can face tank hyperbeams, have psychics and all sorts of anime bullshit powers and if they dont die of old age will grow 11 feet tall. They also care for the pokemon and as said humans enable their shit. A pokemon also isn't going to be able to get evo stones and items by themselves. That's why wild pokemon higher then 40s and stage 2 are rare. Same with the Mystery Dungeon world/dimension. They're handicapped without them.
If a human fucks up in the deep wilderness yeah it's curtains. Most mons out these places won't give a fuck and once they're dead meat is meat.
Those are Ultra Beasts. They're supposed to look weird.
For what its worth the rock monster in DQ also tends to explode, just like the Geodude/Voltorb lines. Then again Bomb in FF does it as well so I guess "exploding ball monster" is just a common JRPG trope.
Most of the abominations at the bottom are different dimension pokemon who fucked shit up in their home dimension and due to bullshit are starting to appear in the pokeworld also that big yellow fuck is just in a move animation
"Pokemon is stale and they need something new!" Or something like that. Pokemon is kinda stuck there because everyone has different tastes. Objectmons are the biggest scub.
Gastly's line is cute af but if I saw one in real life I'd fucking scream. That giant face grinning at me in the darkness.
Gen 1 art also leans hard on Toriyama's style. Over the years it's drifted away.
Birds have hollow bones to help them fly by reducing their weight, so I can sort of get it?
>8'02"
>2.5 m long
Perfect size bug horse. I would get a venipede starter and raise it to ride around the wildnerness as my trusty steed.
who the hell is the big yellow dude?
Allegedly wild Victreebel will kill and eat humans that they find without any Pokemon to protect them. Again, allegedly.
it rolls to move though
Bird bones are hollow, but denser than regular bones and therefore just as heavy. It's a popular myth that they're lighter. Their unique structure makes them more stiff, reduce the number of bones needed, and make them more resistant to impacts (but weaker to being crushed).
Only in battle.
That's Old Man Read The Fucking Thread You Fucking Troglodite Holy Shit
Bird bones are hollow, but sturdier than regular bones and therefor just as stiff. It's a popular myth that they're more resistant to impacts. Their unique structure makes them able to carry more bone marrow, in case they want a mid-flight snack.
>All Pokemon regardless of their nature desire to fight because it's in their inner genes.
>Scolipede
Good taste.
Wouldn't . technically be the largest Pokemon?
It's 80 feet tall and weighs about three tons.
Is that so? Thanks for clearing that up.
What would happen if I opened a pokeball of a large pokemon in a confined space?
This.
Not a pokemon expert but
>Tyranitar
>6'07" 2.0 m
I always thought this fucker was giant (along many others)
simbly epic
geodude graveler and golem are simply better designs than dqs rock with angry eyes get over it
>my starter bro since childhood who's never let me down is the starter giant amongst manlets, only bested by the snake
I chose the chad life before I could even read
every generic jrpg enemy that looks like a natural object explodes, that's not ripping off DQ
it's well known that early pokemans were inspired by DQ
nobody cares
>exeggutor is a fucking skyscraper
his height is listed as 6'7'', so does that make every other pokemon a fucking manlet?
y'all niggas got me wanting some Dairy Queen
>tank pokemon having cannons = digimon
I don't see the correlation.
hitmontop is my favorite pokemon, but he's a turbomanlet compared to the rest of the hitmons
I want an extra large female Snorlax as a nap buddy, I'd sleep on her belly.
i didn't know Mewtwo was a giant freak
thought it was a manlet freak
What the fuck is with all these Pokémon and anime threads?
Pokemon based in famous humans when
Mew is a fetus tho
Is this why people hate objectmons?
this explains why I liked blastoise the most
where are the sexy pokemon
I honestly don't know how to respond to this image.
>doesn't mention the giant fucking whale being bigger than these things
gr8 b8 m8
JustinRPG is kino cringe content.
Don't rag on Chan. He's the exact same stats as Little Mac, and Jackie Chan at the time.
This. I'd also love to cuddle with a zangoose. Post your comfy teams, with in-universe reasoning if you please
>Snorlax
Big ass bed-tier mon, good for protection
>Zangoose
Pokelet cuddle bug, probably soft as shit
>Any member of the Cyndaquil line
Probably warm as hell, perfect for a cool night, also good for starting fires
>Miltank
Fresh milk for any purpose, cute as hell
>Shinx line
Electricity, cute. Enough said
>Teddiursa or Audino
Cute mons, one can help forage and the other can help assess a pokemon's health/heal them
Reread it in the voice of Mojo Jojo in your head.
If you're going to respond, obviously do it on his wedding video.
you're over 250 lbs aren't you
Eugh, course not. I'm just an autist.
It's, check ORAS's dex, that one had an option to see the size of every mon and Aerodactyl it's a fucking monster
Oh right! He's the guy that did that image of a chocobo crapping on the floor or whatever
Jesse and James are 16
wtf are those things at the bottom? pokemons are starting to look like Evangelion angels what the hell
>They are explicitly not-Pokemon
Except UB are explicitly said to be just pokemon from other dimensions
You know damn well that is bullshit
>Joltik
kek
look it up, dingus
very rare for anime characters to leave high school age
Ash's Charizard is about 7 feet
They've been trying to fix that with Sun/Moon's Pokedex entries.
Bewear
>This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.
Clefairy
>They're popular, but they're rare. Trainers who show them off recklessly may be targeted by thieves.
Kangaskhan
>Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
That's just off the top of my head.
HE ACTUALLY USES THE FUCKING IN-GAME CRY FOR THE DUET HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off. Justin is anticringe
>implying digimon aren't just pokemon from other dimensions
They aren't because they don't even exist in Pokemon diegetic multiverse, unlike UBs.
Ghost types are usually pretty good too. The sandcastle has a stockpile of bones buried inside and the sarcophagus traps tomb raiders inside itself.
what the fucl even are Kangaskhan "children"? Because the older I get, the more apparent heh it becomes that they aren't literal children
>Bewear's entry
what the fuck pokemon
Ha ha golbat could hust gobble her up, ha ha
Personal headcanon is Kangaskhan babies are either adopted young that grow up and become regular Kangaskhan or Kangaskhan find compatible male Pokemon to breed with, take the eggs and raise them.
GF really screwed the pooch with the whole Nido line and Kangaskhan
Ultra Beasts. A set of gimmick Pokemon who come from other dimensions and have completely alien biology. They were basically just an opportunity for the design team to do some more experimental designs for fun since TPCi has very strict guidelines concerning what can and can’t be considered a Pokemon, Ultra Beasts let them break some of those guidelines to get creative. Some look like shit but some are actually really cool.
Not Gastly but same family
See
between Lugia and Ho-oh, glue sniffer
What happened to Cubone/Marrowak being the baby, wearing their kangaskhan parent's skull theory? Where Missingno appeared in the code somewhere between the two, suggesting a link.
For snake like Pokemon it goes by length, not height from the ground, otherwise Ekans would be 6'7" in diameter.
I guess they never followed up on it. Even the GS Beta Pokemon didn't have anything similar. I always thought Marowak had a connection with Charizard given the skull shapes.
If that RG proto asset leak is true, one of the Missingnos is a Marowak evo that holds a baby Cubone.
Wait, which one was that?
There was series of pics about pokemons beign created by over enthusiastic kids. Shit like kid touches some fire pokemon, gets burned a little and decide that its hot, HOT AS SUN! Cant find it but was funny.
Someone sent Helix Chamber a .zip full of early Pokemon assets. It had the backsprites of all the cut Pokemon except Omega because Mew took up the slot he was in.
They handled the announcement in a shitty way by inserting supposedly real backsprites into a romhack mixed with fanmade front sprites.
Slowbro is taller than Nidoking.
It's a Kangaskhan. The whole unit is called Kangaskhan. Just like how Slowbro is a unit even though individually they're a Slowpoke and Shellder. It's called the Parent and Child Pokemon in Japan.
Was that a different release than pic related?
The recent one is from Red and Green. What you posted is ripped from the Spaceworld 1997 demo of Gold and Silver. They share a handful of cut Pokemon.
It's things like that that make me wonder how no one in the pokemon universe has tried to separate the two and see what happens.
What happens if you take the child, and then try to put one in a pokeball if they are the same pokemon?
What happens if you take away one egg from Exeggcute?
Wait does giratina have a fucking evolution now
Japs are very short.
I just realized the front sprite for ho-oh is the one on the tiles for the ruins puzzle.
Okay, that make sense.
That's its Origin Forme from Platinum.
What the fuck happened to Pokemon.
man, that design looks like shit
Girafrig was double sided
Why didn’t they keep that
That’s kinda cool
>we will NEVER have a game with 1:1 Pokemon models
Fuck Nintendo and FUCK Game Freak.
That's Alolan Exeggutor. It's 35'09".
damn
We just had one, it's called Let's Go Pikachu Let's Go Eevee.
Same models as the 3DS games. I'm talking about battles.
>that pikachu to Lapras size
insomniacovrlrd did his homework.
I still don't think it's a literal child
that kills one of my favorite theories pretty hard
I will never bot be upset about that cut Meowth pre-evolution
YOU JUST KNOW
BOOMER USA
He's probably one of the best for making on-model degeneracy other than Bag. Some of his looked like anime screenshots with dicks.
Heavy Slam has a cap though.
Short haired Serena is a crime against god.
I love crobat. Leave him alone
simple fucking google search. In the second episode of the anime they were in their 20s.
You're a crime against god.
>watching the dub
Only in haremshit.
>manlet boomer
>not watching the dub
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because you watched the 4kids censor, junior
>source: your ass
try again that info comes from a version only in japan, but try harder.
>Mutt opinions
Ultra Beasts were one of the few good things about Gen7. I want more legit ayylmao pkemon
yeah me too, I really like them
>tfw no shortstack Tsareena gf
The short answer is that Pokemon like humans
>Normally, when we create a new Pokemon, we have a clear standard for "Pokemon-ness"
WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THAT ENTAIL?
What part of that mess is a fucking standard?!
I really hope that Sword and Shield will at least try to put some efforts into maintaining proper size scaling.
So far I think it has almost only been Genius Sonority that has bothered with this.
It's on the Switch now. Give me giant fucking Pokemon. Let me catch a pokemon as big as an entire hill.
They gave an example in a different interview.
>Pokemon.com: Do you take a different approach when it comes to designing Ultra Beasts than you would with a new Pokémon?
>Mr. Ohmori: With the Ultra Beasts, Ken Sugimori, who oversees the Pokémon designs, came up with the concept of doing things we typically avoid when creating new Pokémon. For example, taking the soft texture of a jellyfish and pairing it with glass, or taking something that normally looks small and weak—like a mosquito—and making it super muscular. With these kind of concepts, we were able to create Ultra Beasts that give a very different impression to the Pokémon that have been created thus far.
I don't see it in "fat dragon" "light dragon" "purple dragon" "rock monster" either.
Trade secret. Game Freak actually do have certain guidelines and restrictions in what makes a Pokemon "Pokemon".
>it's supposed to look like shit!
thanks that makes it better
I love how Kyogre and Groudon casually like triple in girth when they go Primal
It's like GF's designers went "shit, we designed these titans to have enough power to wreck the environment but they're barely taller than a big horse, guess we'll fix that now"
Well, gen 2 mons are there too.
that was actually the intention
Furret is length, not the height of the sprite.
GOLD LIGHTAN
wailord on skitty anyone?
You know they won't
>ywn get naked and crawl in Golbat's mouth so he can fly you to walmart so you can get milk.
It hurts bros.
Whenever I try to discuss quality things comparing LGPE or Ultrasun with Battle Revolution or Stadium they always tell me "that's not a fair comparison because one game only has combats and the other has the overworld"
Hahaha what a retard
I want AyyyLMAOs but not more legendaries
Holy fucking shit, Hariyama is gigantic
Like half of these are a completely different size than I imagined
>Kangaskhan
haha, wtf?
Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon XD had good scaling too, and they had an overworld. They may have lacked random encounters, but they still had large explorable worlds and other stuff you'd expect from a Pokemon game.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN
>Muh digimon
What is happening on the bottom
Hole fucking shit pokemon designs peaked in Gen 3/4 and ever since then it's gone downhill
Any person who justifies Pokemon past Gen 4 is not a real human being and does not have a soul. Therefore, should be discarded.
>Gen 5
>Not the best
Stay mad unovabortion
Some of them were okay but overall it was trash. Even the starters were mediocre.
Does this image prove that JustinRPG is a manlet?
ZOOMER PRIDE WORLD WIDE
SINNOH REMAKE WHEN
pretty sure models don't dictate scale
No worse than the average vp poster