For me, it's Gnomes

This is the only fappable gnome image.

>human females will never be real

Why live...

For me, it's yordles.

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Pedo spotted

Zero effort b8.

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post more

Okay.

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For me, it's Imps.

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what mod?

>go to wow wiki
>go to human female page
>scroll down to sound files
>play ones of taking damage
>get boner

Based yordleposter. Shame about the shit game though.

womanlets give birth to manlets

I want a 3 foot tall wife

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I have a dream that one day Riot will go out of business, and be forced to sell any IP rights to a company, who will then make a decent RPG out of it. With multiple yordle romance options as well, of course.

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don't worry user, with advancing technology i'm sure humans will be real someday

They don't want a 3 inch husband, LOL!

Based and shortstackpilled

It was never a joke fag, I've been jacking off to WoW porn for over a decade

>tfw you will never scale your giant 3 foot tall wife's body to give her a kiss

They're so perfect

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Giantess shortstack is the intellectual man’s fetish combination

I like Goblins and Draenei but not meme horse cock Draenei.

This, but for female tauren.

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GNOMED.com

I just want a Draenei wife to impregnate and spend the rest of eternity with after being Lightforged and made immortal like Turalyon.

Gnomes, Goblins, Imps, Yordles, I love them all

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>no thick draenei gf
Life is hell

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I need one as my wife yesterday, they're too perfect.

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>tfw can no longer fap to humans.
>Orcs, goblins, gnomes, aliens and shit, but humans have no effect on me.

>my desire for blue women has hindered my drive to be with a real woman
How did I let this happen?

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sauce?

Find better WoW Human porn, then.

Assumi is best Human

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I know the feeling, but I have no regrets.

If I can't have an Elf as my wife then 3D is pointless.

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>tfw no dark iron dorf gf

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>Assumi is best Human
This. I see you're a man of taste

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I'm gnot a gnelf
I'm gnot a gnoblin
I'm a gnome
and you've been
youtube.com/watch?v=h9e_EmoB83Y

You know a roleplayer's character is good when they have copycats on F-List

>she will never look down at you in disgust as you try your best to eat her out

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How come shortstack always devolves into artist drawing grotesque caricatures with hips 4x the size of the person's head and a waist as large as my wrist? I'm not into this deformed shit, I just want to fap to qt's.

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For me, it's haughty drug addicts.

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how do I find her stuff?

looking up her name on hentai-foundry only gives 1 result

anzka.tumblr.com/

He refuses to do nsfw stuff because I guess it's against russian law

Yeah but why watch that when I I have woofer for gobbos?

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Worgenmane > Whitemane
Greetings from /hmofa/ and /mmog/

>painfully generic human who wears Warlock shoulders to show she's totally a WoW character guys
Can't wait for the next vanilla tier animation of her taking yet another dog dick

>joking around

Nigger, there were nude mods in Vanilla. How naive can you be.

Goblins only look good in fan art. Their proportions are horrendous and their gut with a 4-pack painted on top of it is disgusting.

>tfw no giantess gnome gf

>joke

more gobbo sluts

Rule34. She has her own tag.

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>Goblins only look good in fan art
8.2 soon

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Nigga I jerked it to night elves dance animation since BC

God I can't wait for the SFM models.

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Who still plays wow? I though even the biggest of whales quit playing after the Chernobyl of a failure that is BFA.

>still arms so long their hands almost touch the ground standing straight
>still an ugly midsection
>piercings and ear shape still tied together
no

All honesty current SFM models look pretty decent right now

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This guy's art is great, especially his wow stuff

>it's canon that gnomes prefer goblins over gnome males

Too bad about what happened to Supermegatopia

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disgusting
shortstackfags need to die
gnomes don't even look like that

It's 34no404

You're right, my wife looks like this.

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I WANT TO BREED CHROMIE

I'd gladly cum on her face

>tfw been jerking it to assumi since the shina days
She was always my favorite and it's surprising to see she was everyone else's, too.

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Same here

Well, they’re not real so I guess we never got that gift

Race traitor

oh they're real alright
rare, but real

I'm faithful to my Elf wife.

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>goblins
Makes 0 fucking sense, when Dwarves and humans are literally just direct upgrades to Gnomes, and live within walking distance on top of being allies.

WoW is dead. Time for Blizzard to make a new MMO and stop coasting off of Overwatch and WoW scraps.

This.

Gnome women are for Human husbands who give them shoulder rides.

Dwarves are stupid cunts and so are humans.
Dwarf women are ok though.

Dwarves > all
too bad there's hardly any porn, let alone quality stuff

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>joke
Y-yeah, haha...

Yes, but why the fuck would gnome women develop perference for goblins? If they liked taller men, they would go for humans, stronger/broader dwarves, and smarter they would go for gnomes. Even if you're doing cuck shit it makes no sense, might as well go full retard and go for orcs or taurens at least.

It's because people are still stuck with the idea that dwarf women are like LotR or DnD where they have beards and are ugly and shit.
In WoW they are hot as fuck and cute too.

Because gnome women care about how smart you are and goblins are really smart.

Gnomes are canonically the most intelligent. Goblins are just more cunning/crafty, and too greedy to simply advance their intellect without material gain.

have sex retards

*angry reply*

I have sex with my goblin waifu every night, thank you very much.

your wife is beautiful

Canonically goblins weigh around 40 pounds. They are still significantly larger than gnomes so gnomes probably weigh about 20-30 pounds.

>pounds
In english, doc?

>ywn have a worgen GF

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Is the tail attached to her panties or is it a buttplug

why are you so obsessed with other people having sex
do you need someone to fuck your wife while you watch?

4'11''+ roasties seething.

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>Whitemane will never invite you into her chambers to pass you the "gift" in a more... pleasing manner.

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Yes

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thicker

>worgen
>tail
goddamn it

for me is you
im gonna rape you

I want to marry and impregnate a Gnome and spend the rest of my life with her

Asuras never get the love they deserve

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That's because they are flat and they are stuck in an even worse game than WoW.

There's nothing wrong with being flat

besides they canonically have breasts, it's just they use the male body in game

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There is nothing wrong with being flat when you have nice hips and ass. Ashitras have nothing at all.

Your kind isn't welcome here rat fucker.

>for me, it's being a delusional perma virgin "playing" with a death grip on my dick
Pfff

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I may be a permavirgin, but Im not delusional nor do I fap when I play. Apologize to me now.

for me its knights

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They got huge, floppy, sensitive ears so there's that

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>Shortfags
Yikes

>Tallfags
Double yikes!

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gnomes, you say?

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No! You can't make me!

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>Tfw no tauren wife for spooning

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Someone somewhere actually thinks this looks good.

Fug, I was hoping for a sexy spoiler.

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They probably smell strong when in heat...

tauren are underrated

I fapped to Sylvana's cleavage in Warctaft 3

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Absolutely this. It's a shame they have such small tits in-game, but the ass is nice.

No. Go away.

reminds how i fapped to that a lot.

Yeah my offspring can eat a dick

>being this much of a prude
I bet you didn't even equip Frayed Robes just to see your character's tits bounce hither and yon.

>gnomes

Disgusting. Here, let me elevate your tastes, OP.

suddenly, asura!

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I need some more samples to reconsider my opinion

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How do you feel about delicious flatness?

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Then my manlet sons must go after the fairies.

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>It's a shame they have such small tits in-game,
Which makes no sense

Not that user but flat is justice.

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Best part is, I'm pretty sure she's clothed here, but you can't really tell.

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>Gnome artwork
>portrays them as scaled down humans rather than midgets with fucked up proportions

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You don't want a 4ft genius to bully you?

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>rat fuckers show up
>thread quality drops like a rock
fun while it lasted

unironically kys

If you not a low T pedo, you only crossbreed with races taller than you.

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Built for black cock

What if they're shorter at the withers

tiddy overhaul

That's weird because Dwarf women haven't been depicted with beards since like AD&D-2e iirc, until a handful of uber progressives dug up that fact and now grogs get to sputter once they realize that's why anyone acknowledges it outside of "oh yeah they used to didn't they."

Are they... making them worse? Those new textures/models look so generic in comparison to the gritty old ones.

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>>still arms so long their hands almost touch the ground standing straight
whats wrong with it; they're not supposed to be human
>>still an ugly midsection
very shit taste

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They're making them not look like your crack addled mother.

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BIG
MILKERS

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no results

Now we can talk!

>taking the bait
It's commissioned artwork, nimrod

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try TitManScrother's Big Tiddy Overhaul 2.0

>muh thicccc
>muh baloon tits
fucking gross

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>Fem Tauren have been your biggest crush since Vanilla
>they've always had the shittiest models
>thought model updates would be their perfection
>still nothing but disappointment

It's not fair.

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>have midget neighboor
>generic midget face
Still kinda wanna smash just to try it. But man the fact they almost all look like that sucks.

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Could you imagine shortstacks becoming so popular that people want to start resorting to height reduction surgery for that attention?

The change to the females are alright, but they should keep the male models. Left model looks like he'd stab you in the dick, right looks like he'd suck your dick.

>gnomes give birth to gnomes

W O A H

But that's what they are. They're goblins for fuck's sake.

is there a full version of this?

fellas...

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you can always spraypaint a woman

Oh man, I don't know how often I came to her

Yes

all i needed to know

please source

Not lewd, but actually kind of cute.

they look however they're depicted in any given depiction

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For me its LITERALLY ANYTHING UNDER THE FUCKING SUN JESUS CHRIST I AM TWENTYFUCKIGN SEVEN WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HORNY EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY WANTING TO FUCK ANYTHING WITH A WET HOLE GOD WHYYYYY

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Udderly lewd! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

It goes away, or at least it's lessened, when you hit 30.

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round 2 here we go

Pfft, I'll be 27 soon and still a lonely cave dwelling virgin.I'm terified of starting conversations with strangers, so meeting women is more or less left up to weather or not one will start a conversation with me, or they for some reason are all alone with me. The chances of me finding some one before I turn 30 are probably not very high, and you don't see me holding down the shift key,

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Cute cow, but an anthropomorphic cow is vastly different than a real cow.

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>Love Warcraft races
>Hate WoW

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>strap on
boring

wrong, you will now make the mod

lol fag

>G Chromie
Nah

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Gonna need a sauce on this, boss.

and now they're improved goblins

doomsatan

I'm 25 and I don't even have that lust, just get a fleshlight or something to satiate it. It'll die down as you age, and above all else, stop letting your mental state get fucked up over pussy.

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I have a wife so it's not like i never get to fuck, but I can jerk it 5 times a day like i was still 15 and still get turned on by cartoons or vidya, i fucking hate it.

Don't @ me with that fucking abomination.

>G
>Chromie
Nah
a
h

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Danki

g?

g = good
He's upset that it's not a balloon tit abomination.

w-woah

Where do you even find stuff like this

I'unno. Probably paheal or something.

Gnomes would be nice if they smiled by default instead of the resting bitch face they have because people said they looked too cute in the WoD model update previews

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Here and there

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tell me your secrets.

most gnome faces have smiles, what are you talking about

But they don't

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my gnome mage smiles, problem's on your end

>tfw not even your female fantasy character will smile at you
New rock bottom

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they look so tired

mod or shop?

Man I fucking hate the people who complained. Gnomes were extremely cute on the WoD PTR and now they're fucking trash. They didn't change the emotes either so it looks jarring in how they look super happy in emotes and then they're back to frowning

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here ya go boys
buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p1

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I've mentioned a few times - would be neat if the 4 WotLK emotion foods (and TBC cake) changed your characters default expression for the buff's duration (character should try to keep the buff's expression through all animations). Would be probably a lot of work for Blizzard to change all races facial bones for such a vanity thing but can dream.

Because he is a faggot go to dark fantasy for wow mods

>InCase

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It would have been nice if they just added the option to change expressions when they were doing the model updates since they were already tweaking models

That's not a void elf. It's a human with pointy ears and purple skin.

Got any more?

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leman was a hero

What happened? Did they die?

imagine being too retarded to read the artist name in the image

God why are shortstacks so fucking hot Bros? I want a shortstack gf so bad. Gobbos and gnomes are the best races in Warcraft easily.

me too

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Buttsmithy .com

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The site crashed and most of the art hosted on it was lost because they had no backup or archive

Last I heard everything that was lost is just gone for good

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last time i checked internet archive, a good portion of the art was still available. Not everything, but still.

The lowest point in my life is when I fell in love with a wow general poster who posted lewd pics of his character and pretended to be a woman.

same thing but with a Yea Forums cup trip. unironically one of the reasons I'm still a virgin

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Sounds like a typical Tuesday morning.

This dude was featured on the official wow site too. It was a different time.

I blame the Midna flash for me being the way I am.

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He was also featured like 2 times or something, both pics had big, juicy tits in them.

Not true, I'm 6'5" and my girlfriend is 4'10" and we had an 11 pound baby. You've just gotta have POWERFUL cum.

>be American
>born fat

I'm Polish.

You would be too if you're still stuck playing WoW in the current year.

Hey man, people in WoW bitch about the dumbest shit. Remember the whole Worgen fiasco? Look how that turned out when people bitched.

Wish people would've bitched for Female Tauren though, they look just as stupid with their buck teeth and retarded necks.

>Tfw rolled a dark iron fempally and can't stop fapping to level her.

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Remember when Blizz removed the femdwarf tit bounce?
And then restored it in about a week?

For me, it's the Sethrak.

femdraenei have amazing posture, caused me to stop playing and fap every day

I was going to post femra ass but then I remembered 90% of Yea Forums is obsessed with braps.

Pandarens have the best asses in WoW and are the best evidence that you can work on a game with one hand.

Can we?

I can only find really dated stuff.

>where they have beards
Do you have a problem with that?

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Yes. They remind me of male dwarves and the only thing male dwarves are good at is getting their thick skulls on a pike.

uuhhhh shorstack thread hugahgauh me stroke pee pee and feel good blarghughag

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You know a character's art is prolific to the point of absurdity if it has enough copycats

found the uggo

if wow dies, the porn is what I'll miss the most.

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>unironic wojakposter
lol cringe

Why hasn't a new chapter of this been scanlated in 2 years?

>if wow dies
>if
It's already dead, but it's coming back to life soon.

I wanted to erp a cute female gnome but all the "men" cringed me out so I had to reroll, sucks

I mean mega-death, I mean blizzard turning even our boners away from it somehow.

Ssshh, don't break the illusion for the elf niggers.

I want to marry Poppy!

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WoW erp is not worth it. I played a draenei, so all I ever got were boring vanilla people or absolute degenerates looking for a horsecock in the bum. also I started erping on WoW when I was 12, so I dead ass do not trust anyone, at least sites like F-List offer plausible deniability.I started erping there when I was 16

I like FFXIV, but it's short race is shit compared to WoW's and GW2.

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Don't make me jerk off to rats, yordles, and other various types of delicious midgets this close to work, thanks.

erp in general is not worth it

I mean, you're not wrong

I've given up on erp, I have to be a big ugly man irl I just wanted to be small and pretty, I just save it for the sims now

>literal huge COW women
>smaller tits than human/Orc females

I'm not even a 'slap huge tiddies on everything' guy but this always pissed me off. Female tauren and goblins only look good in fanart

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I don't ERP anymore I just look for a hot slut on cum on.

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to*

It's a lot faster and a lot funner, imo.

>deadlifting on your tippy toes

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well look at mr fancy pants talks to women irl

I still think no one would be attracted to me as anything but a joke so there's not really any point trying that desu

>being a calflet

>tfw most people liked the perpetual happy gnomes as it's part of their literal racial background in game of them having a bright outlook on life even when everything is fucked
>those faggot snowflake RP gnomes from that one guild that are loathed globally by gnome players bitched loudly and claimed emotional discrimination
>Blizzard folded to them despite the people speaking up against them
>"B-but muh charity gnome runs" they said when people told them to fuck off
>the same charity gnome runs they hijacked to make it about them when the community had been running them since early vanilla

Like our prof always said. There are only two kinds of data, backedup and lost.

That's what's pissed me off about Female Tauren, they had a second chance to right their wrongs in WoD but they double downed and still made them retarded.

We'll never get the thicc, mommy milker cows that we deserved.

So....we still Goblin posting or?

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cute

no i already made big cum

I prefer the Tarutaru and the Lalafell.

Read/fap to Incase's Alfie .... graphic novel?
Top tier art yet I'm more invested into the story and setting at this point.

You an always make another one

the one good thing about Guild Wars 2. I wonder how compatible they are with human men?

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God I want a midget gf

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Good Lalafell lewds are hard to find

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Just make the other races shortstackes they'd be better than gnomes by a mile

She's the rare exception, most are the bulbous head types.

Polish-in‘ off that last hotdog. Yeah I bet.

>my wife is a 4'4" womanlet
>she looks like a 7 - 12-year-old little girl even though she's 30
>she's also very proportional (she has the proportions of a child)
>my legs are longer than she is tall
>mfw I hit the jackpot

i guess you're right!!

>Imagine getting married to a woman on the condition that you get to spray paint her every morning.

That would be a weird conversation

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Olympia that used to be in Little Big is god tier too, imho

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Are you sure she's 30 or is she actually a child pretending to be a midget so she can get married to you?

Do you get any strange looks? Have cops approached and talked to you? You must look like a pedophile everytime you go out.

your legs are over 52" long?

That's a serial killer midget user.

She just shows them her identification to prove that she is of legal age.
We even had a daughter already.

Yes, my height is 7'4".

PEE PEE HARD

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does it make you a pedophile if you're attracted to someone who looks like a little girl? Asking for a friend

In my opinion, no.
But if you are attracted to someone that is undoubtedly a child, you are a pedophile.

I have kind of an opposite story I guess?
>At the bar a couple weeks ago (I'm 32, just so we're clear)
>Meet a really cute short chick at the bar with huge tits, we get to talking it up.
>She looks like she's in her 20's, she claims she's just finished college
>The two of us end up going to my place, making out heavily
>After sucking my dick and right before I'm about to fuck her, she stops me and admits that she's 14
>Call her an Uber and end up awkwardly groping her tits a bit more until it arrives
Honestly, I'm still shocked that I didn't go to jail.

I've seen many hot midgets in my time.
Yeah a lot of them are ugly just like regular people.

Sounds liek you're projecting, user.

>ywn have a giant girlfriend who can carry you around like a box of cargo

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what if the child consents though?

How the fuck did these butter golem get approved?

>he still gets this triggered about fictional nonexistent characters
And you people claim you're nothing like tumblr and reddit.

that looks so hilariously pathetic

holy fuck that looks like trash

This coming from people who go gaga over giant throbbing horse cocks slapped onto female Draenei.

Always ask for ID for safety .

>You dislike butter golems
>So you must love horsedick futas

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imagine manhandling a gnome female's tiny body

Considering how much I see Yea Forumsirgins proclaiming their love for futa Draenei, it's a safe assumption.

"I'm gay" - (You)

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Sounds like a gook woman

The same chubby chaser in every thread his fatties get roasted in. Get over it retard, they look like dog shit and you have a shit fetish.

sounds like projection to me

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Fat is FINE AF, but that is just dogshit with a wig slapped on it.

Yeah in hindsight I realize that I was kinda dumb. Though to be fair, she did have a fake ID to buy alcohol with

>SJW approved game

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Depends on how it's proportioned, I'll admit, I don't like a sticc, but too much fat is disgusting and if it's distributed poorly it makes it 10x worse.

I'm not the one who slobbers over futa draenei women.

You're really angry, child. There is no special club on Yea Forums, you don't need to pretend to be angry all the time to be accepted here.

Based

She's half-French and half-German.
I'm half-German and half-Scottish.

I see Yea Forums is hype again for WoW

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why cant they be real
fuck

in my experience, French chicks (see: American mutt French, not full blooded) are short and stacked more often than any other nationality
no wonder they're all perverted

Go back to /wowg/ and post your fatties, you degenerate mook.

I like a sticc, I like em thicc, I'm a total degenerate and find most things pretty hot, that thing doesn't look human though lmao
>has a hard-on for a black guy in a trump wig, baiting for attention from virgins on a mongolian net-weaving forum, playing a shit dead game
fuck off faggot

Maybe a little easier now, but the pain is still constant at 33 years of age

Yea Forums is bored as shit and old games being remade is the only fun thing to look forward to.

Halo and WoW. Feels good but if there was any real games coming out people would play them.

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>doesn't look human though

It kind of does, reminds me of a stay at home mom in her 30's who let herself go and collects welfare.

Based

Best shortstack

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and dyed her hair and eyebrows blonde and walks around in a painted on armour bikini.... actually that sounds pretty hot

You're all dooming your children to be manlets.

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>if I don't get horny for a woman she's a man!
>her hair is lighter than her skin, she's Trump!
>I am so fucking angry over something that doesn't exist!
Poor child.

>ywn experience being short or pregnant
why even live

>your children
Heh.

Her rightfully bitchy mother is better

>your children
>Yea Forums

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Good old times, i remember this picture

>dooming your children
>on things that don't exist
>on Yea Forums

You're a retard.

>rightfully
>Ever being a bitch

Why does she look like a cross between Aladdin's girlfriend and Sarah Silverman?

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Manlets exist, they're just too small to be seen with the naked eye.

>if people replied to me they're mad, the bait worked
>heh, got em kid
lmao

For me, it's goblins.

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>if I assume and project then I am the winner!
It's okay, you're anonymous, so no one will know you throw shitfits over fictional women in video games.

Yeah, and they'll forever exist unless there are eugenics. You're a retard once again.

>t. seething manlet

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uhuh, user, were you baiting this entire time to use that response? Stop being a retard.

Did a manlet steal your dog? Why the fuck are you so upset?

for me, it's garrosh

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why isnt there more goat on gnome/dwarf
i want that fucking size difference goddamnit

I did date a 3'0" half-Japanese goth girl with big breasts.
Yes, one of my many exes is a big tiddy goth gf, and she's also Asian.

user, just because you point out someone's mental retardation, doesn't mean one is upset.

what is his endgame?

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pleb

>tripfag making shit up for internet attention
what causes someone to turn out this way

>you'll never have a shortstack gnome gf with huge tits bigger than your human hands

Neglect and insecurities.

The tripfag is a delusional LARPing lesbian thot, ignore her.

>tfw 5'9" on a good day
>tfw anonymously provoking other manlets because they have 'short' tempers and its funny

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For me, it's Goblins

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Everyone is sick of their shit IRL, so they come here

why is that goblin so fucking big

>not using the world shrinker toy

Great taste in movies user

bulging titties are the best, especially on mischievous/playful small women

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you're definitely not alone. Turning 29 soon

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>OP

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>tfw no goblin big titty gf
>you will never suck goblin titties while she jerks you off slowly and whispers sweet things in your ears

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stop lewding best boy this fucking instant

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Im somewhat ashamed of myself that i have fapped to this.

I dont know who this is but he probably killed a baby with a plastic fork or something right?

Dude that made WoW guides. He mained a female gnome. He just recently got arrested for arranging to fuck a child.

pastebin.com/rDMbJrAP
I hope this story cheers you up a bit

>loved Warcraft as a setting because of how imaginative and fun it was
>lore progressively gets worse each expansion ontop of the game itself
>lore is borderline fanfiction tier and the game is unplayable

At least the porn's still good.

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fucking knew it

Before I read this is it sexual in nature

Patrician taste right here.

Yeah

my fucking sides

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Jokes on you I'm already a manlet

I wish I was 5'9

The best

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>old WC3 night elf renders and edits
>thebrothersgrinn
>ellowas
>noname55
Okay I'm understanding where my taste for beast on girl porn came from

wait, he made another video?

I love this Goblin and wish there was more art of her.
>the way the band on her leg compresses the flesh a bit
Diamonds

this

I always thought gnome women had the cutest faces but draenei got the best body minus the hooves.

Now have a vague idea for a story where a gnome and Draenei chick both fight over a human's dick

youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

Sauce?

For me, it's Ethereals

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>human
yawn

>He doesn't like human male on nonhuman female
It's literally the best fetish, I don't care for people with terrible opinions.

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Sorry to hear you don't care for yourself, but try not to force your faggotry on others.

>He doesn't agree with me so he doesn't care for himself
Actual autism, please grow up

>compresses the flesh a bit
its calles "skin dentation" have fun on the boorus.

Good to know, thank you very much user

>chopped off velen's old crinkly salad fingers and taped them to some tard's OC
lmao valnoressa is such a hack

they arent a roleplayer. assumi was an old OC of shinra or whatever the fuck the artist's name was that did those old r34 wow comics.

You are legitimately abyssal low IQ, children can understand that post.

She reminds me of Korra.

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Disgusting, go back to your cesspit

>tfw friends with these 2
they barely ever log in..

Are they OCs of some roleplayer or something

damn. any more of her?

kek

They do not have breasts. That's why they are the superior race. I wish more artists did acceptable porn of them.

I did understand it, I was just calling you autistic for the conclusions you reached. This is very obvious, user.

Further proof you didn't understand it and are using Godwin's Law 2.0 as a defense.

>You didn't get it
I did user, I just said. Quit being autistic just because I don't agree with you. ...Again.

>everyone hates on pandas during mop release
>go out of my way to help panda players despite it all
>get quite a few panda friends and convince em to stick with the alliance
Did it all because those fluffy gals do unholy things to me

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>absolutely hated pandas in mop
>started finding them attractive in legion
What happened to me?

When I first saw Pandaren women I rolled my eyes and thought "geez look at this furry shit"
And last night I fapped to Pandaren porn. WTF has happened to me

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3123871

Their thickness is too hot to turn down.

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>never hated pandas
>loved MoP
>players were always friendly
>their porn is S+ tier
>had a fempando healer in modest slutmog to pocket me while I tanked mythics
>turned to be an actual girl and an artist
>still friends after WoW became a cesspit

Pandas: always.

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>world of warcraft tag on rule34
>half the results on the first page are futa

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I've never understood the fascination with futa, but to each his own.

sweetgrapes alone made me bust so many nuts

I find it slightly hotter than a chick fucking another chick with a strapon. But I don't understand the guy on dickgirl stuff either

>she takes you into the bathroom
>drops all her clothes
>then you see a box levitate from its hiding place
>open it
>its a bucket of paint and brush
>this way you can really see me
>she teases you based on what parts you choose to paint first
>you will never have an invisible girlfriend

TFW there has not be a game (a non H one) where a shortstack is a serious contender for being one of MC's lover.

and we still dont know who she is

How do I get a Panda wife?

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based pandanon

I fucking love this shit.

I hope the uptight skinny bitch gets ORCED soon.

Find a wrap that will send you to panderia.

Best girl is obviously Ailduin.

If someone can get the kind of funding Summertime Saga gets and make an 3d H game where you're a humie going around fantasy settings boning ladies of other races including shortstacks that'd be great.

Aren't those pandas fat? That's kind of gross.

Alot of people forget if you had a Panda wife, she'd be too lazy to fuck. I'll stick to my 80lbs of compact Pussy and Ass

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Goddammit, now I'm unironically thinking of writing a pandren chick x user fic.
Which is the hotter scenario, speaking of?
>Dude is friends with Pandaren, they decide to be friends with benefits and then more
>Pandaren is the aggressive one, light femdom
>Human is the aggressive one, chick is slightly more submissive
>Human and Horde Panda chick end up fighting and then hate(?)fucking
Which one sounds better? This is just off the top of my head of course

>she'd be too lazy to fuck
>panda lifestyle is literally based around hedonism, having a good time and enjoying life
>almost all of them know basic martial arts due to their history with the Mogu so all of them are somewhat active
Nigga learn your lore. They'd be down to fuck like nobody's business.

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>she'd be too lazy to fuck
This is false. All farmers do is fuck and farm.

>when all the panda kids swarm around you as you first enter a Pandaren village
>they beg you tell them stories about your adventures and the world outside of Pandaria
>tfw no other WoW expansion gave me an overwhelming feel quite like that moment

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The one where they're enemies but end up getting married and having kids

It's the best part

I spent the entire mop expansion wishing I had a slutty panda wife.

>Ailduin
Get that gay shit outta here the best character is the tall prude puritan lady who is going to get orc'd

These threads make me seethe because they remind me of how hard I blew it with my 4'11 greek ex. She was a total nut, but good lord she was shapely. I saw stout Greco-roman children and she took it away from me

Good taste bros.

The last two sound interesting especially the alli/hor side since you could go more into their thoughts on the other side and how it'd eventually lead to them doing the fuck

Cool. I like that idea a lot as well.
Shit now I'm thinking of a human and Pandaren adopting while still pretending they hate each other
Cool, looks like everyone pretty much agrees

Do each one of them

Yeah asian farmers and lifestyles and everything but it's a panda, pandas aren't dying out from lack of food or super predators, they're dying out because they're too lazy to fuck without the help of scientists injecting chemicals to make them have In heat supercharged.

>chestlets btfo.gif

Those are real pandas, not pandaren.

Goblins > Gnomes

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You are talking about males right?

For me it's anything that isn't the average woman

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alexandra uchi

Reminder that a pretty much every race in Warcraft is genetically compatible

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I can't afford a whore right now desu senpai

For me, it's female Au Ra.

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>the only genuinely high fantasy world with a colorful creative art style that didn't take itself seriously is now completely a shit game ran by a shit washed up developer
>only MMOs left are bland unimaginative shit that are filled with and nothing better to offer in terms of exoticism

Can't wait for every species in every game to be "serious medieval human with different set of ears/horns". God I miss Warcraft.

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WoW is dead and shit.

only remaining* I should clarify.

French pandas

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>Implying Warcraft did any of that shit first
Warcraft wasn't even a good representation of half it's races.

It's not about doing it first, it's about doing it right.

based, Ankama did pandas better

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this
if I can get laid then fuck it, my son can do it the hard way too

>always liked the Horde more race-wise
>but hated the Orc themes, belf playerbase and unga dunga zones
>always liked the Alliance zones and aesthetics more
>but hated the boring races and hugboxy playerbase

WHY DID FACTIONS HAVE TO EXIST WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST GO WITH THE PRE-ALPHA NO FACTIONS IDEA AAAHHHHH

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They've never had a half human half animal race, but I think that's just because they don't wanna open that can of worms

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on those handsome statuesque individuals?