>killed some birds
>shit in the neighbor's garden
>taunted some dogs
Is there any vidya that helps encapsulate the feeling of being the chad of the animal kingdom?
Killed some birds
Angel Garcia
Jaxson Brooks
Dogs are way more expensive and you actually have to pick up their shit.
Carson Lewis
The Lion King for SNES
Colton Kelly
catlateral damage
Gabriel Moore
BASED
Nathaniel Garcia
>tfw the rat poison traps killed the local stray cat who kept pissing in my garden
Yes. Yess....
Blake Rodriguez
Dogs are the chads of the animal kingdom. Plus, chicks dig dogs.
Grayson Allen
>cat fags: I love cats
>dog fags: I hate cats
Why is it always like this
Jordan Walker
>leaving rat poison laced in food for strays
>booting the neighborhood cat square in the fucking jaw anytime it even goes off property onto the sidewalk or fucking it up when it comes on my yard
The best part about cats is how their owners have 0 control of them once they leave the house, I fucking love it.
Bentley Brown
Okay this is based
Angel Scott
Just the pitbulls. Most dogs easily become subservient to their masters, domesticated cats don't give a fuck about their owners unless they feed them and they get moody enough to scratch and bite them at random times.
Joseph Barnes
Tokyo Jungle
Gavin Reed
I used to shoot the stray cat in the ass with my airgun whenever it wandered into our yard.
Asher Cox
Good night sweet prince
Ryan Long
>domesticated animals
>chads of anything
Oliver Scott
Reminder that killing stray cats is doing community service
Dylan Torres
>being too beta to take on another person
>having to resort to cats
Levi Martin
I love AND hate cats at the same time, I love them online, hate them in real life
What now
Matthew King
Wyatt Richardson
>being owned exclusively by soibois
>chad anything
Zachary Jenkins
I like cats and dogs but I take them on a case by case basis because they're all different. Is that weird? People too
Thomas Baker
>This kills the cat
>Literally
Easton Parker
That's how you should treat all creatures. People included.
Carson Phillips
Jackson Jones
If you feel that your masculinity is threatened by owning a certain animal, maybe the problem lies with you.
Logan Turner
>anytime cats get brought up, seething incels come out of the wordwork to post "y-yeah, i-i totally k-killed cats before haha"
How can one animal be so based?
Juan Kelly
>the cat "man" attempts to cope with the fact his animal is for soibois
Isaiah Bell
There's a game just like that, except with dogs.
Brayden Howard
That man looks like he's dying
Carson Garcia
Birds and Lizards are the patrician pets desu.
Noah Lopez
All animals are for soibois. Theirs nothing "chad" about needing a pet to cope with your loneliness.
Joshua Jones
Or someone took the cat in?
What kind of fucking cat eats something that doesnt smell appetizing?
Wyatt Davis
Based lizard friend.
Zachary Kelly
>deflecting from "n-no they're not" to "w-well all animals are"
OH NO NO NO
Parker Brooks
Dogs are for the ghetto, cats are for girls. Fish are the only thinking man's pet.
Josiah White
seething petcuck
Lincoln Young
Why do lizzers do this?
Jackson Phillips
The cat was lying next to the rat trap. Shit was dead as fuck.
Lucas Rodriguez
>catcuck cope
Logan Thomas
>being triggered by a stupid cat
Based cats making incels and edge lords go crazy
Nathaniel Torres
Because they're styling on you.
Adam Wood
I don't own a cat. Pets are for lonely virgins and families. Get laid sometime loser.
Ryder Nelson
That's a good point, user - can you name a more c*cked pet owner than cat "owners"?
>"Oh, my cat doesn't like me at all, but I still let it brainwash me with its poop and let it hiss at me and scratch me whenever it wants teehee - all I have to do is clean up its poop, feed and water it whenever it wants, and stay out of its way at all times, and sometimes it lets me pet it!
Leo Reyes
You're both wrong and mentally incompetent.
Our mighty ancestors made a pact with wild creatures to aid each other and grow prosperous together. As we have changed animals to suit our needs, so have they done to us. We are symbiotic and it's a sign of modern spiritual decrepitude that imbeciles like you cannot appreciate our animal brothers.
Gabriel Ortiz
>i-i dont own a cat
OH NO NO NO NO
T H E A B S O L U T E C O P E
Matthew Scott
I've had a fish I caught at a county fair for 7 years now.
Gabriel Nguyen
petfag cope cringe
Cooper Nguyen
>t. Cat man as he attempts to explain why his wife took Tyrone's BBC
Samuel Bell
Did you get lost on your way to facebook? You can use not having sex as an insult there with other normalfags, it doesn't work here. FUCK. OFF.
Ryan Collins
Honey Badger.
Austin Turner
>needing an animal to feel approval
What a sad little fag you are
Grayson Cook
Piss off bitter incel.
Chase Edwards
Nicholas Ward
>catcuck samefagging
OH NO NO NO
Jeremiah Bell
Kevin Foster
300 IQ DUCK HOLY SHIT
James Williams
Levi Lewis
Damn that's a good pose
Nathan Collins
>catfags and dogfags having a chimpout
Why doesn't this happen with any other pet?
Matthew Sullivan
>That part where it looks towards the camera
John Wilson
Yeah that dude's such an incel. Hey bro, ignore him anyway, let's go find some roasties to bang later! What's your favorite posish (position)? Haha! Sex is great! It's like air, once you have it once, you can't live without it ;) Know what I'm saying? You keep on being awesome, okay bud? SEX
Ethan Clark
they ate him eventually
he was delicious.
Brayden Baker
gotta hit my shitpost quota