THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DMCucks

Why aren't you shilling for a cute reviewer?
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I wish I knew more trannies like Suzi. Seems chill.

BASED and youtubepilled

Only complaint is he didn't expand on WHY the provocations cost 3 mil and how you can increase your Orb gain for the sake of FUCK YOU CAPCOM.

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I really hope this is a falseflag, but then again Barry did much more retarded shitposting

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Why does Virgil have a JUST haircut?

He's 40 years old user, your hairline recedes.

It's pretty obvious they wanted something to make shitters buy orbs, nobody who actually enjoys devil may cry is going to pay to get everything quickly and skip the grind so I don't think it really matters.

>>>>Women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>real men

Femine body plus a cock to 69 with is best.

when does bloody palace come out? and is it really the only dlc they're making? I'd love a few story mission dlcs with other characters like Vergil, Lady and Trish

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I mean, there are some finicky ass shitters. I personally know a guy who outright refused to buy the game on the sheer basis of having microtransactions. So I have no doubt someone is gonna skip this amazing game because they misunderstood this and thought it was some super powerful move

>I personally know a guy who outright refused to buy the game on the sheer basis of having microtransactions
I know someone who did this too, I just told him capcom got rid of it and he bought it. He already beat it and he still doesn't know its in the game lmao.

April. Don't expect other characters. I would rather have rebalancing of some features than characters.

When's the dunkview?

DMC fans are like the last breed of people that dont give a shit about reviews for DMC

Dunky hates weebshit

Vergil has a fully functional and playable moveset already in the game that you can just mod in right now if you're on pc. So at the very least, you can totally expect Vergil to be in Bloody Palace

>I would rather have rebalancing of some features than characters.
no reason we can't have both

>another pretend im bad at video games bullshit with the same stock unfunny humor

You know, I find it really fucking odd that no one ever boycotts games over MTX, except suddenly it was a meme for DMCV. It's because Jim Sterling and other YouTubers espousing shit and people slurping it up, I just wanna point out how weird it is that people decided to get principled for DMCV of all titles.

>having sex with rapey Christian

>spoiler
I dont blame them honestly. People are already tried of lootboxes and MTX in multiplayer games so a singleplayer game would definately rile them up. Game "journalists" who dont do research need the clickbait. Normalfags who listen to anything really did think it was pay2win singleplayer bullshit. I think people assumed dmc had rpg-like leveling up with XP, and that you needed to upgrade Dante to win. And even then, the game wasn't out yet, we had no way of knowing if capcom was going to make red orbs feel like a grind or feel normal.

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No boipussi is getting out of the swamp without a licking from the irish pickle first!

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why do you niggers do this? don't you realize tripfags want exactly this from you?

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It got a 9/10 so what are we supposed to be "OH NO NO NO"ing about?

I fucking wish XV-kun used a trip

Shrex is Scottish.

What's his name again?

seven layer sanchez

And? What are you trying to tell us?

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>shilling angry pedro

you are one hell of a sad man barry

well people made him famous anyway, he's been mentioned in every dmc thread I have been in, even in sekiro threads for fuck sake, I have been called barry a few times too

>28 minutes
quick rundown

his almost unrivaled autism made him "famous"

As annoying as he is,his reviews are actually really good

it's extremely easy to find him

9/10

it's obviously not, if I got called barry a few times
and I'm fairly sure my name isn't barry

>Pestered Pedro posts a false flag to get clicks on his video
You're better than that. Or is this Wal-Mart Brand Other Joe?

Why are DMC fags so fucking obsessed?

to shill his shitty youtube channel

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/453694869
here's a starter on how to find him. look at the amount of deleted posts. also some keywords
boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/DMCuck/
boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/XVbros/

There's a reason he got loads of permabans

ACfag's been around for years and there are people who still don't recognize his posts. Barry isn't the only one who shittalks DMC.

I'm not denying the existence of this faggot, I'm just suggesting you to stop giving him attention

> I'm fairly sure my name isn't barry
But are you really sure? Think it about it real hard. Look to your past user and remember what you forgot

I haven't seen ACfag recently, thankfully

destructoid.com/review-devil-may-cry-5-544271.phtml
DMCFAGS BTFO OH NO NO NO!

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thanks god I won't play this because the fanbase is extremely cancerous

Any time a rare metroid thread pops up he WILL be there.

As for the OP, he gave it 9/10, how is that "BTFO'ING" the DMC fanbase?

>Letting the fanbase of a single player game influence your opinion on the games

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What are you talking about? He likes it a lot better than DmC.

shitposting

I guess the other one should looks like nero but I can only think of gene
God I wish capcom would make god hand 2

That's not gonna work because there will always be retards who'll fall to his shitty baits. Call him out, then ignore him.

Pedro never recovered after his Skyrim review. Embarassing.

calling him out has obviously not worked though
you are just boosting his ego

>not worked
>people start ignoring him aside from a few retards
>thread goes on as usual with discussion

>people start ignoring him
wait so you are agreeing with me

>call him out
>people realize its him
>they start ignoring him
It's not rocket science m8

>call wrong person out
>people start thinking the guys calling out this barry are just schizos
>actual barry gets free attentions
dunno buddy

Wait a minute he gave it a good score though. Was the purpose of this thread to shit on the game?????

ONLY A 9!?!?!?!? OMG LOL! OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

Is he wearing the 10k jacket?
?what happened to siete pesos pedro?

Must be why people ignore him in recent DMC threads, right? Or have shitty bait threads turned into ones with discussion?

>muh barry

people ignore "him" simply because most of the times it's not even him, it has happened to me in the past and I'm sure it has happened to others too, or do you seriously think everyone that shitpost about your favorite games is actually this barry?

There has been countless times when mods banned him and +100 deleted posts nuke the thread. This happened 6 times on last month alone

Frustrated Jose

What's his name again? Perturbed Pedro?

>that no one ever boycotts games over MTX
Not true at all.
Honestly it wasn't the Microtransations for me, it was Denuvo. I wish they'd remove it now that the damn thing's cracked and they even leaked the denuvo free executable.

XVkun has been plaguing final fantasy threads for quite literally half a decade now. And he'll be here in DMC5 threads forever.