How the fuck do you fix this

dont throw your shit like an ape.

last thread you made of this you admited to throwing it 3 times.

It isn't hard to open those things up and bend/glue everything back where it needs to be

Do more curls and thick bar deadllifts for bigger forearms and go outside for a tan

put in in a bowl of rice over night, should fix it

>being a manchild and throwing shit
I guess your parents never taught you to handle your shit properly. You deserve it, think about this next time you get mad and want to break the toy your parents buy you.

stop drinking so.ylent and hit the gym you scrawny faggot.

>those slender pale hands
Is this you OP?

Attached: Grey_alien_with_baseball_paraphernalia.jpg (686x389, 21K)

so you learned that pricey plastic is easy to break. ready to do it again or will you apply the lessons toward the future?

Guys talking about hitting the gym when you're literally on fucking Yea Forums and probably overweight

Why would you throw the joycon at all?

How about you grow up and give me some adivce instead?

This
Being healthy and normal >= being thin >>>>> being skinny-fat >>>>>>>>>> being fat

stop being a wristlet and go to the gym you disgusting whitoid

guys talking about you being weak when you literally broke a joycon with one throw

>it's you who needs to grow up
>not me, the person who broke a joycon throwing it in a fit of rage

All these newfags......

I'm homeless (by choice, I travel all the time but I'm not out of money at all it's just a different kind of life) and bought my switch 1 year and 6 months ago, I always keep it in bubbles wrap. She's still in fucking pristine condition minus the joysticks of the joycons (because they're awful and can easily start to drift).

How the fuck do you cavemans manage to break your switch?

Attached: david_bowie_kira.png (454x248, 207K)

this. i dont see any other explanation for this thread

hold the detached controller in your hand and rotate it 90 degrees so that the rail is facing the floor. Slam the joycon rail first hard into a table or hard surface. Repeat until the rail clicks back into the plastic shell.

Hope this works for you OP

That was the advice shit for brains. Don’t throw your electronics like a fucking ape.

its a fucking joycon not a nokia phone even 11 years old kid can old do that and I know that because I mol- I mean I used to babysit every weekend

Newfags make this site better because it's so easy to bait

Fuck you we make hiroshimoot rich

I would recommend enrolling in a weekly anger management class as well as buying a new set of joy cons for $79.99 plus tax.

Attached: 1551672037275.png (636x634, 731K)

this shit never came with any wrist strap.

>bubble wrap
Why would you just not buy a case?

I work on the water, salt water to be specific, and I bring my switch with me every day, in a case, in my bag. There is all kinds of dirt, dust mud and moisture around at all times, not to mention all the crushing hazards. I have had my switch since launch and it is in perfect condition minus a few micro scratches on the back plate and the screen protector. You really have to go out of your way to brake it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=y8QCFNAgPDo

OP is most likely a low functioning autist who throws temper tantrums all day.

I don't need it, my bag I use for my wallet and my switch is already small enough to avoid any kind of shocks from moving objects, and I use enough bubble wrap to absorb anything.

>one time

I'm not saying that bubble wrap wouldn't work, just that it seems odd having to replace it and what not, not to mention looking weird every time you pull it out when you can get a case for 10 bucks that keep everything in one spot and you only have to buy it once.

Whatever works for you, dude.

maybe next time you wont buy a game system for babies you idiot

>he has to buy the child-proof console
>calling Switchchads babies
lmaoing

go to the gym, scrawny bitch.

Stop making these threads

i dont buy consoles because im not retarded