What did Game Freak mean by this
What did Game Freak mean by this
Caleb Williams
Cameron Bell
Poison lizard?
Luke King
GF slips in adult shit all the time. Look at Gengar and Drifloon's Sun dex entry.
Nolan Myers
FUCK POKEMON!
Tyler Myers
inb4 that one autist who complained about Sallazle's design being too sexy
Cameron Harris
>GF acknowledging their Pokephile fanbase
based.
William Long
We all fucking know if they existed irl, people would definitely be doing questionable activities with them.
Blake Bailey
>Please fap
Shame since I theoretically should love a poison/fire lizard but I can't.
John Wright
Is this real?
Sebastian Torres
>female only
why
Tyler Morales
Im not a furry, but man.....
Connor Cooper
>canonically seduces human males
>barely any porn
Well I guess they could have gone with a better design.
Christopher Cooper
I wonder how many cases of pokefilia there would be if Pokemon were real
Charles Sanchez
>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
>Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.
>It punishes Salandit that couldn’t bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.
Yes.
Nolan Moore
All those Ralts born to just be onoholes.
Nolan Parker
>canonically seduces human males
Uh what? Do tell.
Camden Peterson
Wait. It really has a womb tattoo like that?
Adrian Roberts
I mean, pokemon and humans used to marry in lore, and pokemon are pretty sapient beings and all. Is there anything wrong with it?
Henry Carter
Thats the entire thing about that Pokemon.
Theres only females, and they use their pheromones to attract/charm Pokemons and humans.
And thats all info from the ingame Pokedex.
Lucas Mitchell
don't hyenas work like that in real life? the female is like the dominant leader and the males are submissive?
Christian Richardson
yes
Females also have pseudo-penises 7 inches long made out of engorged clitori
they retract into their body only when they allow a male to mate with them, to make room for the male's penis (which is smaller than the females)
Brayden Jones
Yes. But female hyenas do it through being violent and fucking males with their fake penises, not through excessive pheromones that have to be weakened down to be safely used by humans to attract other humans.
Oliver Myers
is that some best girl?
Levi Cox
>this is OFFICIAL TCG art
okay gamefreak, i get it, but i already want to fuck salazzle so you can stop now
Jace Cooper
aw yeah
Josiah Evans
finna search this e621
Aaron Jackson
PHEROMONES
Easton Rogers
She can make you love her, those pheremones explictly work on all species, her special ability even references that by letting her poison shit thats normally immune.
Matthew Robinson
This wouldn't even have been that bad if they didn't explicitly say that it tends to attract human men, some mad lad knew exactly what he was doing.