If the USA was a video game, which state would be the hardest level?

If the USA was a video game, which state would be the hardest level?

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Texas

texas would be the hardest, california would be >that part, and west virginia would be the comfy hub area

What's wrong with Texas?

California, final boss with big tech augmentations and the ability to dox your porn habits

Hawaii, since it was the last level in the most recent DLC
until the Puerto Rico DLC

Texan here, I nominate Florida. Its infested with methheads, the humidity is an environmental hazard, and there's Gators and Cubans about.

I live in FL, we'd be the comfy beach level.

Hard mode: Florida
Dante must die mode: Alaska

Fuck that.
What's the level requirement for each state?

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You think florida has a lot of methheads check out west virginia. A fucking dead economy thanks to only a single political party being in control therefore nobody to challenge and force them to work, a dying industry in the coal mining sector, angry, unemployed white people blaming literally anyone else but themselves...

West Virginia is hard mode. The natives will find any reason to hate you, there is no money or exp, the terrain is impossible to travel on, no major towns or settlements and its cold as fuck in the winter and hot as fuck in the summer.

West Virginia is the sleeper. Normies say "hurr durr texas" but thats just a boring grind. West Virginia is a fucking slog and there is no fucking reward except "congratulations, you made it out of west virginia" with the achievement titled "Gonorrhea"

New York is the tutorial and first hub world
Final boss would be in Washington DC
Beach dlc level would be Hawaii
Postgame with the secret boss would be Alaska

Wyoming or Alaska

Either the polluted swamps of Louisiana, Florida for it's crazed population, or a filthy crime-ridden city like Los Angeles or Detroit.

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>need to heal
>go to Washington
>Green Herbs everywhere

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RTS

How does it feel to try and make a "cool" topic, only to have literally everyone in the thread ignore you?

Ohio is definitely the tutorial level that you wish you could leave immediately.
it's also the last level and you can't explore after the final boss

Maine would be the tutorial level. And as you play, you go west until California, the final and most epic level.

Personally, I can't wait for the sequel, Earth, where you get to play through the whole world.

>Guam is the secret easter egg level

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Thanks for the off topic thread likely to reach bump limit OP

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Idaho and Colorado are the tower defense minigame areas against the hordes of Californians

You wouldn't be able to finish the first level because your character couldn't jump or run.

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Where's the Tutorial Area? Maine?

The South is the final level then. You start in Florida where there are 'some' normies but once you enter some crackden like Arkansas you're fucked. And if you aren't playing a white, blond rich guy, you're branded a jew or nigger and aggro every inbred amerifat in 50 yards that owns a toyota or 4-wheeler.

LITERALLY how do you beat rattlesnakes?
>herr durr just don't get near them theres even a sound queue
fuck off I've died so much to these stupid ass motherfuckers
I hate every single texas new mexico arizona etc level because of these pieces of shits

Can't deny that its got a bitching stage theme though.

Thick leather boots, dummy

Ruler edges are fucking disgusting
What an ugly map, did a preschooler design these borders?

>west virginia would be the comfy hub area
no, that would be the part with the inbred mutants
a comfy state like Oregon, Colorado or Montana would be the HUB area somewhere with comfy weather and mountains.

What’s Missouri?

>he didnt get the snake venom resistance racial buff
Look at this casual

Tutorial area and main hub is Washington DC

Tutorial is like, California. Large, plenty of climates, some rural rednecks, some city libtards, crazy on both sides. Large cities, small towns, etc. Isolated since there are mountains then desert then mountains then plains on one side and a fucking ocean on the other.

I do too and I have to say Fort Pierce is hard mode. The enemies are equipped with lv. 50 ranged weapons and have rare mounts. There's also the endless mob with infinite respawn called "homeless". They can be pretty scary

What are the different factions?

Has anyone been able to find where the secret superboss spawns? Guy was datamined a while ago

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Louisiana

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California is the endgame area since it might as well be an entirely different world. Requires you to respec on everything down to language

Alaska.

>Devs add Yellowstone event quest
>Last mission involves a raid boss for all levels
>When raid boss it defeated, entire world gets remade into an ash covered wasteland
Start grinding user

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You should look up county borders, especially for states like Kansas. Nearly perfect checkerboards.

I think it would be funniest for it to be the order they became states, with Alaska and Hawaii being post game content

I'm tempted to say Kentucky. A combination of nothing interesting to do and hordes of armed inbred junkie enemies.

>go to the boot vendor in El Paso
>have to dodge like 50 snakes on the way there
>buy boots
>snake inside
>die
Thanks.

A forgotten boring midlevel. It's 'kinda' The South but not really. The KKK is still active there but they are all old men still thinking "The South will rise again!" Even though most southern states are becoming more industrial and open minded thanks to loose labor laws and nobody in the deep south/dixie thinks Missouri is even a part of the group.

Trust me, I'm a Georgian

>he doesn't check his shoes before putting them on
Do you even scorpions, buddy?

What about D.C. ?

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Alaska is the recently added expansion/DLC that has a fuck load of extra content that most players haven't even bothered to find yet. The developers realized their mistake and released a small island chain expansion shortly after with much easier content for any level player to enjoy.

Despite changing companies a few times, the Alpha and Beta testers of Alaska are still there and it has a dedicated player base who enjoy the low traffic the server has.

You mean scorpion. Also watch those Tarantula hawks. They aren't spiders nor birds... but they eat both

kek

Not a state.

My characters keep dying of dehydration in California. What do?

Definitely West Virginia. There's not a single redeeming factor of this state

Yeah Kentucky/West Virginia that general area.

Alaskafags are the worst. "Hurr durr it's COMFY bro because it's lowpop" yeah because it's a fucking unfinished mess that nobody wants to deal with except to sometimes head into to fuck around before heading back to the main areas

Stupid low spawn rate all over, and he flees if spotted. The only reason anybody would ever try to fight it is to be the first to kill it, and get the purple party hat it drops.

Steal water from the Colorado river then blame it on mexicans like every Californian

Nevada. Endgame, not much population outside of the hubs and many random weather events. Largest mini-games for players who have excessive currency and largest enemy and secret locations (Area 51 and Test Range). It is the hardest region.

Florida has 'Florida Man' random encounters. You never know where he might strike and in what way, making his level by far the most unpredictable and dangerous

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Pfft. Missouri fucking wishes it was Mississippi.

Which is the saddest goddamn thing

Wyoming

nothing, it's just where the toughest

Missouri is like halfway between South and Midwest.

Florida-Man is the final boss of the Florida level. The catch is that you don't fight your way to him. He just fucking spawns out of no where randomly at any interval of the level. No cutscene, no music change, no fucking nothing just BAM florida-man.

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT

Are there any games set in Pennsylvania where I can fight against W*Washits?

Spawn in Florida or Louisiana and obtain the waterboy perk which makes you resist dehydration

We have murders AND hurricanes. It's big dick mode for sure.

But DESU, Florida is probably the big boss, because drugs.

Its a great state for gathering professions. If you enjoy doing any of them, Alaska is the place to go.

Sheetz > Rutters > Wawa

Why do you think nobody but Missourians think they are part of The South?

It's an MMO with New York, California, and Texas being the starting zones and Alaska and Hawaii being Mod Island. Whatever states are far away from those three are the high level states.

California for quakes, highest crime due to size and bleeding heart libtards ruining the state with their laws.

Remember guys, Texas is currently PvP-enabled, so always open carry your claymores and Katanas in case you get jumped by another player.

Shouldn't you western cunts be checking on your meth lab or something?

A weird place that’s too North to be South, too South to be Midwest, too West to be East, and too Midwest to be North.

You also have Louisiana cooking which is superior health potions.

Wawa is gucci as fuck though.

Arizonians blame Californians and Mexicans. Californians flip off Arizona and go on their merry way.

Florida.

Mississippi would be hardest

Utah is a fucking weird state. Some people will find it easy, some will find it insanely difficult. Those Mormons are insane and pretty much the LUL SO RANDUMB level. Luckily only Salt Lake City matters and it's isolated.

Can you think of at least one game set in each state?
Hard mode: entire or vast majority of the game takes place there, not just 1 or 2 missions

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Whats the whitest state of the US? Been thinking about moving there.

>ruining the state
>A larger economy that every other state and a 1/3rd of the U.S. economy

See? California is the starting zone. Fucking crazy politics on both sides, every kind of disaster, etc. They are getting you ready for the real shit you are about to encounter.

Eurofag or Californian detected. As someone who actually lives in redneck country, rednecks literally don't give a shit about other people as long as they're free to turn their trailer's backyard into a mud pit for dirtbiking in.

Poor taste, the lot of you
The fuck are youse from anyway, Shittzburg I'd imagine

Good taste. When Pennsylreich rises up we shall be at the reigns

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Starting area is right next enemy faction.

Everyone will say Florida not realizing we have laws that make police records public info so the media can just pick out the most random shit for lulz. If other states had this law they'd be considered just as crazy.

Left 4 Dead 2 is set in The South and primarily in Georgia so I love it. Also, the level after getting the car starts you off on the Highway that leads to my hometown so I get warm and fuzzy playing it.

Pokemon Colosseum takes place in Arizona technically.

Now show me one for every country in the world

Oh whitest, not weirdest. I guess just move to New England somewhere.

Yeah those poor black people never blame anyone else right? it's the white mans fault tyrone decided to shoot jamal over "beef"

California
>walk to wrong loading zone
>get shot

They let you know pretty far in advance of them fucking you up. You would have to literally walk on one to aggro it.

Take the Steve Irwin trait or don't bother, they have no loot.

Illinois

You'd have to fight your way through Chicago but go to jail if you offend the sensibilities of the various negros and spics infesting the entire area.

based Sheetz bros, FUCK the W*was clan
No Harrisburg's going to reign over the empire and you Phillycucks will take it up the ass like the good slaves you are

No, "technically" it takes place in a fictional world in a fictional country that very loosely resembles Arizona

>never encountered meth'd out white trash.

Go back to your suburban home on the outskirts of some small town faggot. Mommy will make you bananabread and buy you a dirtbike for your birthday or some shit.

There are the quiet rednecks who have money and just wanna drink beer and ride their fucking trucks but then you get out into the real boonies and see the fucking methlabs and shit.

>walk around San Francisco barefoot
>die

Thanks, I'll do some research.

Too many sports games
doesn't make it wrong tho

>MGS takes place in Alaska
>it takes place on the Fox Island chain
>snakes real name is David
>your name is David and you live in Dutch Harbor

MGS has always had a special connection for me.

The father North you go the whiter it gets
e.g Maine, Vermont, North Dakota, Montana
Also the least populated which I assume you like since you're posting on Yea Forums you probably loath human interaction

so what goes on in the dakotas, minnesota, iowa, and wisconsin?

that's Detroit

DC will be DLC

Tyrone shooting Jamal doesn't affect anybody but the niggers. White trash, being so inbred and methed out are being told that somehow affects them then they start their speshul safespace club where they blame blacks on all their problems like the coal plant shutting down or their shit state having no incoming revenue.

Florida is New Game Plus endgame

with surprisingly comfy areas rarely interspersed between the SSS tier cuhrazy fun shit

Meth heads and miles of nothing

Also GTAV and RDR don't count because they're set in fictional counterparts of CA and TX called San Andreas and New Austin.

>he plays with sound off

Why are the only two times Pennsylvania show up in games represented by Pittsburgh in post-apocalyptic settings?

For the most part true, except the Midwest (Illinois, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Missouri, Wisconsin), which has a large black population of its own.

>New York Shitty
>Comfy

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California, the state where the incompetent government lets the homeless start forest fires from cooking despite multiple warning from locals.

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Dakotas are rather boring. Easy levels. Iowa is fucking weird. Half the state is a meth den. The other have thinks its part of the Industrial complex (thats failing) that incompasses detroit, chicago, etc. At least you get to listen to slipknot... right? right?

Wisconsin is where you find all the cheese and hoard it in your house.

Nobody fucking cares about minnesota.

California. If we are going by actual real life shit, CA is the hardest to live in due to cost. An average house in CA is like 700k. Texas is cheap as fuck in comparison.

Maine

The third world commune of filthadelphia will be carpet bombed when PA rises up. Also cheesesteaks are shit.

Can confirm as Michigan player, also water in Flint area causes very bad status aliments

California: The Saints Row level

Texas is the best state and we have the most guns every neighborhood is a boss fight

Wisconsin is cheese land.
The rest is an irrelevant meth den and miles of actual nothing.

>they have no loot.
bruh what? gives you crafting materials for the best gear
>+6 to cowboy

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>yay, colorado is mentioned in something
>south park
It’s always fucking South Park.

I made a save file where my character pledges to Daniel Carver. Questline is just about fixing roofs. Then I played through for Stacey Abrams and got to blow up Stone Mountain.

Fucking SJW devs.

>since you're posting on Yea Forums you probably loath human interaction
I wouldn't say that I loath, but its pretty convenient for me to live in a quiet place.

>Cheesesteaks are shit

S O Y incarnate but I will agree thats literally all they have going for them besides 'muh game lore'

Minnesota is like an honorary Canadian province.

WVU is alright. I think it was rated the best party college in the country at one point a few years or so back.

>each state has a cryptid boss encounter

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>Also cheesesteaks are shit.

Video games set in Pennsylvania

Assassin's Creed III
Battlefield 2
Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator
Dusk
Homefront: The Revolution
The Last of Us Remastered
The Last of Us
Left 4 Dead
Street Racing Syndicate
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Train Simulator (video game)
Turbo Outrun

You do not have many choices in vidya. Some these games are only set in Pennsylvania briefly.

Wow, didn't expect that much anger from somebody who obviously has no idea what he's talking about. How do you think methheads are simultaneously living out in the middle of nowhere while also prowling the streets for minorities to harass? Also, having lived outside of LA or wherever you are, I know for a fact that it's not just the rich rednecks who are into slinging mud all over their property while making tons of noise

>Michigan isn't "Michigan report from hell"
Fucking garbage

If its not American, I don't care, therefore fuck Minnesota.
>Mad the rest of the world isn't a racist shithole

You played yourself on that one, you gotta admit.

You've also got weed.

if you faggots can not tell, this was made by normie gamer.

>Making shit up for you's

Here you go kid. Go tell mommy to suck you off one more time before you hit that crackpipe. Hope your dad doesn't lose his job at the coal factory.

Who are the eight trainers and elite four of the USA? Obviously the champion would be the president.

>Arkansas
>crackden
We cant afford richfag drugs over here, meth is all we got

North Dakota

ND has some of the harshest weather in the northern hemisphere. Softball sized hail, ring of fire thunderstorms, flash freezes and extreme temperatures can strike suddenly.