>that one kid who wavedashes to school
That one kid who wavedashes to school
Isaiah Smith
Jaxon Price
You can't wavedash in real life.
Grayson Perez
>that one kid who hated you for no reason
Chase Rivera
Maybe not the Melee version but definitely the Tekken version.
Logan Jones
>That kid who missed the schoolbus
>Bunnyhopped to catch up
>Actually beats it to school
Damn, that shit was impressive. The entire class cheered.
Lucas Richardson
>that one kid who accelarated back-hopped to school at 200 mph
>that one kid who clipped through the library walls to get into the girls bathroom
>that one kid who abused bully kids AI to kill teachers and students without him getting blamed
>that one kid who modded his game with cheats to get straight A+'s
Colton Nguyen
I always dashed home.
Kayden Davis
Maximum: Speed.
Jaxon Foster
Is this what kids are doing now days?
It used to be the Naruto run.
Ryan Wilson
>That one kid who double jumped during PE
Julian Miller
>not taking advantage of your iframes and rolling through traffic
Justin Jackson
>that one kid who side strafed for extra speed during PE
Zachary Young
I popularized the Naruto run at my school. People asked why the fuck I ran like that and I said ''It makes you more aerodynamic'' and eventually most of us started doing it.
The fun part was they didn't even know what Naruto was. They just thought it actually worked and looked cool.
I wonder if kids still do that shit?
Jace Brown
>That one kid who jump cancled his dribbles in basketball so he could shoot the ball at any frame of animation
Nolan Allen
these are my favorite Yea Forums threads
Jose Gutierrez
That kid who got fucked in the bathroom by girls
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Joshua Rogers
>>that one kid who abused bully kids AI to kill teachers and students without him getting blamed
Shit this was me
Ryder Campbell
> That kid that soft locked his save and never left his parents house
Jayden Richardson
>That one kid jumped out the 3rd story window and ragdolled off of the ground into a pond
>took no fall damage by ending in the water
Evan Brooks
>that one kid who save scummed on quiz day
James Harris
>that kid that missed a hit on his combo during a fight and got his ass handed to him by the bullies
Bentley Smith
>that kid who knew how to create save states but was too pussy to shoot up the school in case 'they got corrupted'
Austin Reed
That kid was me.
Jaxon Walker
Okay, Yea Forums. What are some of the ''video gamey'' moves you actually tried in real life?
Me and my friends probably looked like massive retards trying to run on walls. What it really meant was jumping alongside a wall and flailing your legs around to make it seem as though you were taking steps.
If you got three in you were considered cool as fuck. We genuinely believed that with enough practice, we'd be able to run up walls at super speed.
Charles White
>that kid who clipped into the auditorium and triggered the graduation cutscene in the middle of november
Bentley Ortiz
>That one kid who you were friends with
>That one kid you along other people made a group with to work on the final science project
>That one kid who started to hate you for no reason, excluded you from the group reunions and finished the whole thing without ever telling you, despite the fact that you asked him several times about it, and proceeded to NOT put your name in the project and force you to explain to your professor why your name wasn't in the project and almost failed you the year because of it.
Fuck you D.
Nolan Roberts
>that wrestling coach who forgot to put on his handicap and sparred the freshman
Kevin White
>That one kid that had used an infinite money glitch to get free food from the lunch lines
Christopher Martin
>that one kid that lag switched everyone to get ahead in the pe mile run
Robert Green
>need to raid the gymnasium
>can't get in any tanks because the tanks actually create gymnasium instances and stay inside of them roleplaying
>tried to run it with five DPS and got obliterated by the first wave of trash
>will never get the coach's cloth chest
>will never get the basketball offhand
>will never even get a chance at rolling for the cheerleader panties mount
Connor Roberts
>that kid who perfect shielded a school bus that was about to hit him
Nathaniel Adams
I tried to perform Teleport (like the one in Earthbound) multiple times during recess/lunch break in order to go to my house and play video games with my friends
Owen Rogers
>That kid who BLJ'd on the stairs for like 30 minutes during recess
>Suddenly flies off and clips through the wall
>Was never seen again
Sebastian Nguyen
I can't believe I'm in sitting here feeling happy in awe about something that isn't real
Chase Lee
Jason Taylor
You mean like running in circles? That's fucking hilarious.
Eli Richardson
When I was addicted to World of Warcraft, then sometimes when I was walking home, I would genuinely think 'wait why don't I just Hearthstone?' before remembering that convenience hardwired into my head wasn't reality. It was part of what convinced me to completely rid the game from my life.
Aaron Parker
>that kid who speedran the PACER test in PE class
Kevin Kelly
Mortal kombat sweep kicks and uppercuts.
Jaxson Anderson
>that one kid who tried to do a double jump
Evan Gutierrez
That one kid who would Naruto run to his class when he was late
Brody Flores
you gotta pause buffer like a pro
>BLJ on the stairs near PE field
>when the mile starts I frame buffer with the pause screen to be able to control myself better
>steer my way around the school track 4 times while running backwards
>mile time of 18 seconds
git gud
Jaxson Thomas
>That kid that parried the whole class in dodgeball
Hudson Green
>that kid who couldn't get to school in less than half an A press
Brody Ross
>It worked
Owen Mitchell
Yeah, we also tried doing the other one where you just run straight.
In retrospective we probably looked pretty autistic. Then again I was the kid who made homebrew versions of DnD with Smash Bros themes in 4th-6th grade without realizing, so I was destined for autism.
Colton Reyes
Prince of Persia fucked me up, my cousins too
Owen Cox
>that kid who tried to save scum before asking out his crush but saved after she rejected him and he realized there was no way to save that file without starting a new one
Jackson Morgan
Not with that attitude
Jaxson Davis
I would put my hands back like Sonic when I ran. For some reason, everyone called me 'Superman' because of it, even though that's the literal opposite of what Superman does. When I was called up in assembly to accept a certificate once, some kids from years below who I didn't even know shouted 'do the Superman!', so I did it for a moment, and a lot of people actually laughed and cheered but the teacher giving me the certificate looked at me like she was deeply concerned as if I had autism.
Jacob Hernandez
That was unironically me and my friend. We would practice that shit after school JUST so we could impress all our classmates.
Since hands didn't count, we would train to be able to block shots by punching them. We got pretty good at it too.
No one was impressed and everyone thought we were idiots.
Dominic Thomas
>that kid who misaligned his QPUs and was never seen or heard from again
Caleb Morris
>that kid who was sent to the hospital after crushing his vertebrae against the school's skybox with an accelerated backhop during playtime
Cooper Bailey
>that one kid running in circles during recess, kills any animal that gets near him, and continues to run in circles
>he fucking found a ring in one of those birds he killed
Noah Green
>That one kid that had his CHA in a negative multiplier and could never pass friendship rolls
Nicholas Walker
>that one kid who dropped out without saving and just disappeared from existence
Charles Cooper
>that one kid who forgot to lock his camera before traveling to a PU
Samuel Fisher
>that kid who pushed you out of the way of a falling wardrobe that would have crushed your fucking skull
>it just happened to land at a weird angle touching the bed and stopped hovering above his body
>he couldn't possibly have known that would have happened
>he did it without even a split second of hesitance
Austin Wright
>that one kid who maxed out his attack stat and punched someone to death
Charles Moore
Daniel Brooks
>that one kid who screamed in pain and pretended to faint when he got shot in Lazer-tag
YOU RUINED MY 8TH BIRTHDAY PARTY BY DOING AUTISTIC SHIT LIKE THIS QUINTON, I ONLY INVITED YOU BECAUSE MY MOM SAID TO
Carson Cook
>All those bullies who ran glass cannon builds and couldn't deal with the rare enemy that ran high defense
David Lopez
>that kid who discovered no_clip and went inside girls and turned it on
Angel Harris
I used to shoulder dash like Wario, with my elbow out in front of me and my other arm stretched out behind.
During winter, we used to have plow machines piling up huge masses of snow in the corners of the schoolyard and we'd play in them. Digging out tunnels, rolling up large snowballs and building ''castles'' or playing king of the hill.
One time the annoying kid in our class was being a little faggot, intentionally fucking up our attempts at snow fortresses.
So, I got fed up and charged him and slammed my elbow into his ribs, knocking him the fuck down. He started crying and went and snitched on the teachers.
Not only were we BANNED from playing in the snow piles after that, but I was not allowed to do my Wario dash anymore.
Fucking bitch ass faggot. Everyone hated him.
Easton Richardson
>that literally inbred kid who kept bugging you for help during a math test
>mishears your answer (which was a number) as 'it runs through the water'
>confirm with him that yes, that's what you said
>he writes it down
Cooper Rodriguez
>hear yyyyyyyyyayyayyyYAHOOO at school
>see kid flying ass first up the stairs
Jacob Martinez
>that kid who literally did nothing wrong
Kayden Phillips
I actually can run up or along walls to get more height or length
Tyler Brooks
>elementary and jr high school minutes away from each other
>that kid that went to visit his elementary teacher on the first day of jr high
>that kid that got fucking ran over
Ethan Bailey
>I ONLY INVITED YOU BECAUSE MY MOM SAID TO
Why is this so fucking funny to me.
Kevin Wright
>that chicken who speeds fast into my belly
Zachary Walker
>that one kid that tried to flyhack out of class but started clipping through the floor and got his account banned
Never saw him again. Sad, he was a good friend.
Landon Morales
>that kid who found an exploit to get infinite money from his parents
>mfw the mods banned him
>never seen again
Cameron Sanchez
>that one kid who made his special attack so high he made the bullies head fucking explode
Jace Myers
Chase Garcia
>that kid who saw the art teacher and the science teacher lezzing out while they thought they had complete privacy but were unaware of the hole in the cardboard covered window in the backroom of the resistent materials department
Justin Collins
>the one kid who cheated during track and field
>got first place in all male and female events
Brandon Sullivan
>That kid who made it through school with only a half A press
Noah Gutierrez
>that asthmatic kid who couldn't participate
>he stands in the corner and keep jumping up and down until falling through the wall
Samuel Turner
>Tried doing triple jumps like in Mario 64
>Were too pussy to actually try the third flip jump
>Attempted it once in front of friends
>Ended up flipping over on my back, losing my breath and crying
>Everyone laughed
>Never did it again
Christian White
>that kid who could get away with anything because all the teachers loved him
Noah Parker
You may have cried in the end, but they never even took the journey.
Thomas King
>that kid who used a duplication glitch to copy other kids' homework
James Evans
>that one friend you shot up the school with
Blake Brown
>That kid who walked into a corner at JUST the right angle and clipped through
Grayson James
>the one kid who TAS'd sports day
fuck you jack you giant virgin
i know your secret
Camden Wood
Had a teacher I would always talk back to and she wouldn't mind. A friend would try it to and she'd always kick him out of class.
She had nice tits.
Christopher Gomez
>that one kid who got wallbugged on the rock climber and needed the janitor to release him
>that one kid who surfed the ceiling pipes to lunch
>that one kid who edgebugged off a trashcan after jumping 3 stories
>that one kid who wiggle strafed during pe to get a longer long jump
>that one kid who duckrolled between every class
Elijah Watson
Nah, I don't like this meme at all lad. Attention was always funneled towards rewarding the bad kids for not bullying other children or molesting the girls, instead of paying any attention whatsoever to the kids who were trying hard and doing well.
Camden Jackson
>me and my friends doing the girls locker room raid
>we're on the softball coach mid boss
>my friend managed to clip into one of the lockers
>boss couldn't hit him
>he aggro'd her so we could clear the chearleader adds
>we got through but got wiped on the final boss
>next recess we tell everyone about the cheese we discovered
>devs still haven't patched it yet
>mfw
Anthony Roberts
Don't bother him, he's trying to do a speedrun
Ryan Barnes
>Challenge that kid to a bike race
>He starts snaking
Charles Jones
>tfw ran like the t-1000
Dylan Bell
>that kid who got expelled for opening the dev console during an exam
we all warned him
Asher Russell
>that one kid who fell for the "unbindall" trick
>hes still in a coma
Connor Ortiz
>that two year old in highschool who was doing a speedrun
>ask him for advice on how to at least skip faster through PE
>mfw he didn't know how to talk
Brayden Hughes
>That one kid who took off everything except his underwear so he could fast roll
Ryan Adams
>r/whoosh
Matthew Thompson
>That kid who figured out how to dupe stuff
>Creates so many copies it starts lagging the game
Charles Jones
>that kid that roleplayed as a hood nigger despite being a lightskin and middle class
Oliver Scott
>that one kid who everyone added to mute
Luis Walker
Just a regular day in Brazil escaping the bullets of fortnite retards.
Camden Gray
>That kid who got prop blocked into his locker on the last day of school
>Spent the entirety of summer break trapped and screaming "DELETE THIS" into the darkness
Adrian Gomez
>That one kid who tripped and got a permanent intelligence debuff
Asher Ortiz
>that enemy who can open doors
Aaron White
>being the kid that ran like Naruto and tricked himself into thinking he was aerodynamic
Lucas Thompson
>That one kid who picked up a rock, dropped it in front of him and jumped off it mid-air
Carson White
Josiah Carter
>the kid whos parents took him to fiji and when he came back he gave everyone heaps of rare candies
his dog was wierd after that though
Dylan Reyes
>that kid that cheated on his girlfriend despite his girlfriend disclosing that she was cheated on before and is vulnerable to being cheated on
Logan Harris
>Dubquints
FUCKING CHECKED
Hunter Flores
I knew a guy like that. Fucker would dupe his pencils during exams until the teacher bugged out and he could cheat on his test. Then he stuffed all the pencils in his bag and acted like we didn't know what he was up to.
Cooper Morales
I was that gf
Luke Campbell
>that kid who made a save state right after the bully spawn rng had already rolled and got a beating every time.
Charles Ortiz
Zachary Cox
Nice
Robert Flores
>That kid who lapped the Pacer test so he could take a break on the sidelines for 5 minutes at a time
Liam Jones
>that prefect with camera control priviliges who kept 'accidentally' tilting our view up miss evan's skirt
Connor Hall
show tits or GTFO
Alexander Rodriguez
>That kid who double jumped into a wallrun then jumped off the wall and hit a bird mid-air to get his double jump back
Hudson Martin
Wyatt Gomez
>that based kid who earned more than 255 gold stars and crashed the school so we could go home early
Isaac Bennett
>that wheelchair kid who's legs atrophied so hard they rolled back from 0 to 999 and he became track champion
he made the olympics
all of them
Asher Cox
>those obese kids that rubberbanded in your way so you fuck up your pacer
Ryan Jones
there was a Recess episode about this.
it was fucking bullshit and it made me angry.
Alexander Gray
>that one kid who's mom kill him and his little brother in their sleep
>years later the house where they lived burned down in a unrelated fire accident
I know this sounds like something out of a movie, but it actually fucking happened and its fucked that I live near place, he was an old friend too
Ethan Gonzalez
I tried sonic running ONCE, and it felt weird and uncomfortable so I never did it. Nobody saw me do it either. If I got into a fight I would probably unconciously try some Yakuza shit though.
Adrian Phillips
YOOOO
Christian Hill
>that kid who edited the game files and inserted a romance option for the teacher
Matthew Roberts
I fucking loved that kid.
Zachary Jenkins
>Tfw its me
Now I remember that one time I got almost hit by a bus, stopped just in time and wiped the dirt of one side with my hands.
Matthew Turner
>that one annoying kid that ended up posting on 4channel after HS
Christopher Turner
Whoa, true story? Sounds based.
Evan Gutierrez
I've tried to do assassin's creed poses while jumping off of stuff before.
Xavier Long
>that one dude that somehow got negative strength stats which i guess wrapped around and he had 999 strength
that guy was fucking crazy after that. he could bend rebar and punch down doors
Wyatt Myers
>that black kid who pushed the chinese girl out of his way so he could grab his stuff first, so she pushed him back, then he threw her on the ground and started savagely beating her face, and afterwards she wasn't crying because of her black eyes and busted nose and lip, but because she couldn't believe you just stood there watching, and also absolutely nothing happened to the black kid afterwards whatsoever
Cameron Reed
>that kid who was caught masturbating in class
Mason Davis
>he was one of the nerds who tried hard and did well
BRUH
Daniel Davis
>that kid who'd give you a BJ in the bathroom
Joshua Ramirez
>those kids who could perfectly do WoW dances as if they fucking mocapped them
>tfw those kids were just the Fortnite dancers of my generation
David Ortiz
>that kid whonused console commands to spawn another NPC in the 5th fucking grade
Surprised he didnt get kicked by the mods for that.
Christopher Parker
>that kid who had a sketchbook in his backpack of deviantart tier anime and furshit
>one day out of curiosity the other kids dug into his backpack and saw all his embarrassing doodles then wrote in it
Jaxon James
>that kid who always went out of bounds during hide and seek
fuck that little shit
Gabriel Sullivan
i love being a teacher
Kevin Thompson
>That kid that got dubs
Asher Edwards
>that kid who banished his bully to a parallel universe
youtube.com
Cooper Turner
This happened to me but with KotOR, I'd tell myself to quick save "just in case" at school
Isaac Morales
>that kid who jump-cancelled constantly in gym class
Adam Carter
>that kid who wallhacked into the girls locker room
Nicholas Powell
>got into a fight with some other kid after soccer practice
>made the fucking gen 2 hitmonlee pose as we began
needless to say I got my ass kicked
Grayson Lewis
>that one kid who tries to card fling yugioh cards but it falls 2 inch in front of him
John Fisher
>tfw would've happened to me if I wasn't a late bloomer with art
Years of no practice, but god damn did I dodge a bullet there.
Jordan Scott
if you're talking about the back oval map, they patched the out of bounds exploit
you can still clip under the cars in Teachers Parkinglot though
Josiah White
>that kid who tried to walljump
>hit his chin on brick wall
Josiah Hall
We were given workbooks for all our A&P homework. The staff didn't realize at first that all the answers were in the back of the book. After a little while, word got out and all students had to have the teacher rip the pages out. I was on a family vacation while this was going on, so my workbook was untouched. Before the teacher realized I had never submitted my pages, the damage was done, copies were made and distributed to every other student. All A&P students that semester all mysteriously aced all the homework.
Dylan Roberts
He QPU misaligned one day and it changed him
James Evans
That's all that happened. I saw them making out and touching each other, clothes on though. It looked like a quick bit of fun. There must have felt completely safe because it was during lesson time, the classroom they were in wasn't in use, the doors were probably locked, all the windows had blinds drawn. I always skipped PE because I was (am) borderline autistic to the point I was actually unreasonably terrified, and I would hide in weird places like behind the bins behind the cateferia, or in this case in the wood storage place behind a resistent materials classroom because it was only used on a certain day. I would walk around in there doing nothing until lunch time, and I heard movement in the opposite classroom so I shat myself and found a hole in one of the windows to peek through and see if they were coming, and then that's what I saw.
Adrian James
checked
Juan Smith
>That kid who tried befriending the NPC's because no one on the server liked him
Jason Howard
Witnessed.
Owen Allen
Shit, son. That would be masturbation fuel for years to come if I saw that. Were they attractive?
Luke Flores
>that one kid who came to school and spoke no Russian......
Michael Rodriguez
I had a similar experience but with ground pounding
Matthew Foster
you can't just say something like that without a storytime.
did you shatter somebody's ribcage with your ass?
Connor Adams
>that one kid that turned off his speed cap and outran everyone on PE
I was that kid
Jordan Davis
The art teacher was fairly pretty, but I actually hated her because I would draw comics in class instead of doing my work, and instead of confiscating them she actually glued another sheet of paper over them. In hindsight now remembering that, she must have really hated me to go to such a fucking length and do that. But anyway because I hated her it's a legit turn off. The science teacher had big tits and that gap between her front teeth lots of black women seem to have that I find hot, in fact again in hindsight as I recall this, she might be my reason why I love black women so much. I once saw her nipples full on too because she was wearing a split top that I was sitting at the right angle to just see them. Even if they were 0/10 hags though I would have enjoyed watched because I was actually seeing women kissing each other in real life, it's very different to seeing it happen in a video or just reading about it.
Caleb Smith
>That one kid already on NG++ who was 6"4 and had a PhD
Eli Peterson
>That one late bloomer kid that only reached the prestige classes and advanced appearance editor when school was already over and he had already acquired the permanent existential dread debuff
>He only then for the first time got compliments, party/raid invites and friend requests from others when he had already neglected leveling his emotions, motivation and social skills and would never see them again
it was me
Elijah Bailey
Only basic shit like shoryukens and tatsus
Cooper Kelly
>that kid who stood in the middle of the road yelling WWWWWWWWSSSSSSSAAAADDSDSDSWDWDAASSADDSDSDAWWASSASDWWWSSADADDASWWWSASADDASAWWASSSSDDDDASSWWW and got hit by a semi
Michael Cox
>that kid who prop launched everybody into the skybox
all I can saw is he got banned at some point
Eli Sullivan
>that one kid who propboosted onto the roof of the school with a trashcan lid
>that one kid who built speed for a couple hours and completed the mile run in 1.2 seconds
>that one kid who was minding his own business, walking to his next class, but unfortunately clipped through the floor at a very specific angle accidentally and was never seen again
>that one kid who stole food from the cafeteria everyday by manipulating the lunch lady AI
>that one kid that figured out that you could retake a specific quiz an infinite number of times and boost your grade to an A
Thomas Watson
That's fucking incredible.
Joshua Evans
TORYAAAHHHH
John Young
>user straight up ground pounds some kid
>Shatters his back
>Ends up in a wheelchair
Jason Wilson
Fucking based
Christopher Myers
>Me and my brother are playing "Paper Mario"
>Take turns hitting each other with different moves like in the game
>Prepare to use my "Spin Jump" attack
>Crouch down, then jump on his rips ass first
Thankfully he didn't have to go to hospital or anything. Probably hurt a lot though.
Ayden Scott
>that kid who stood in the middle of the road and walked slowly to halt and slow the car of the kid he bullied, thereby bullying and humilating the kids own fucking father too and completely destroying any sense of security the kid could possibly have had left
no I wasn't that kid but I witnessed it happen
Isaiah Hughes
I swear this happened so often in RO1 and Killing Floor because T was the chat open key and people fat finger it when trying to reload.
Julian Kelly
>Get into a fight with a couple of other kids
>Decided to use THAT
>Spin around in a circle with my arm out
>Fist clenched
>Yelling HIYAAH
>I don't hit anything
>In fact, I stumble and fall over
>They're completely baffled at my autism
>One kid walks up and kicks me in the stomach
>They walk away
>Lie there sobbing for a few minutes before teachers show up
Most embarrassing part of my life, but at least I stood up for myself.
Mason Bell
>That kid who always explained what Negate attack and Pot of greed does
Nathaniel Richardson
>that one kid that shanked the lanky emo faggot for being annoying with a pencil
Ethan Cook
>stand in a circle with four or five friends
> at the same time declare which pokemon we are
>take turns using pokemon moves at eachother
>if its super effective have to go down on one knee
>if you take too many hits your out
Jonathan Hernandez
>I found a ring in there last night
Cameron Lee
Same process but with Counter Strike lego.
Nathan Martin
>Used to play fight with my friend
>Would take turns like a JRPG
>Swinging our ''swords'' in the air
>Some other kids walk by'
>Laughs at us
>Asks what the fuck we're doing
>Can't exactly explain
>We just stand there looking dumb
>Realise how retarded we've been
>Never do it again
Evan Rogers
woah that pretty much happened to me albeit on a bigger scale, name started with D too
weird
Liam Rivera
>that kid who spindashed to the front of the food line
Daniel Murphy
Yeah, it's funny. I've noticed that teachers legitimately did fucked up shit in hindsight, especially back in elementary school. They did shit I wouldn't even dream of doing now that I'm in my 20s. How bizarre.
>it's very different to seeing it happen in a video or just reading about it.
True.
Also, were they both black? Or only one of them? Also, were they fat? ...I just need to know for...research purposes.
Gabriel Flores
>that kid with high INT Stat that specced into a hybrid CHA and STR build over the summer break
Nathan Cook
You should go to that subreddit and stay there instead of shilling it every time someone misses a joke when it could've been easier to just say "woooosh" without the /r/
Henry Cruz
This
Sebastian Williams
Art teacher was white and slim, science teacher was black, thick, tall, and wore glasses.
Parker Sanchez
checked and witnessed
Mason Campbell
>that kid that ran around giving everybody the cooties de-buff
If you're in this thead FUCK YOU THB that was unnecessary!
Jack Jones
>mfw teammates changed what our project was about without telling me and finished it before I could do anything, so I have a single bullshitted paragraph on it
Jose Long
>That kid who randomly fell through the floor and was never seen again
Jaxson Parker
actually there's a computer down here lad
Connor Miller
>That kid who acted as if everything was a quick time event
>That kid who who bought vidya school utensils
>The kid's who played imaginary halo at recess
>They said i had to be the sniper and lay down while they ran off and were fighting in the distance
>Fuck them
Zachary Reyes
That girl who was dating your friend and with whom you were very good friends with but completely lost interest in after your friend dumped her.
Why the fuck did i do it bros?
Dominic Cook
>playing soccer during PE
>all goes well until some fucker decides to smash attack the ball
>ball launches forward, trial of fire behind it
>slams straight into the face of some poor guy
>''WUOHH''
>he flies off into the sky and twinkles
it was alright though because he respawned at the results screen
Cooper Thomas
>That one kid who was legitimately autistic and scored 2500 on the SAT.
Luke Baker
Wait but the faculty changed the schools password before that happened! Htf did you figure out the password?!?
Wyatt Howard
>that kid you did makeshift crossbows at school with
>That kid who helped you friction lock the books from the bookshelf
Brayden Kelly
>that one nerdy gamer kid who turned out to be a fucking chad later on
Ethan Diaz
>That kid who accidentally quicksaved right before getting expelled
>His last save was years ago
Poor nigga got stuck in a loop for awhile tryna dodge that shit before giving up and just reloading back to 4th grade. Took a lot of grinding to catch back up but I heard he used his future knowledge to grab that /ss/ achievement most of us missed.
Jason King
How did they die?
Colton Parker
>That super hot chick with decent sized boobs who walked on the soccer field when the sprinkles turned on and soaked her shirt until it became see through
>her sister who was your crush and had huge boobs you enjoyed to watch as they bounced in her PE uniform while she ran as fast as she could
>tfw never confessed because she had a boyfriend
AAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHHHH
Asher Jenkins
by trying every combination of letters and numbers with my eternity of solitude in nothing but a black void and the computer the devs accidentally left down here from an alpha level layout
Kayden Ross
What was the password?
Anthony Cooper
hunter2
Wyatt Watson
>That kid who accidentally cut his own ballsack with the scissors
Jack Foster
>that kid who died
Anthony Gray
I did Swan's standing combo from "The Warriors" on some kid.
Aaron Bailey
Hadoken with a lighter. Please don't try at home.
Mason Anderson
Ahh
Ayden Peterson
>that kid who wrong warped to the graduation ceremony
Christopher Watson
>That one kid who loaded into the girls locker room before they got back and glitched out of the map so he could look in at them unnoticed
Ayden Wright
>That one kid who jab-locked another kid while they were fighting
Cooper Myers
I tried to wall jump but instead of flailing like a retard it was just a way to boost yourself by taking one step up the wall and pushing yourself up, it actually worked but it still wasn't enough to get me to the school roof as I had planned.
Bentley Scott
Shit, me and my friends tried to do something like that too
Eli Barnes
naisu
John Barnes
I spent a lot of time trying to learn how to double jump. I still wish it was possible
Colton Cruz
>that kid who glitched the dodgeballs outside of PE and could use them in the non-pvp zones
Parker Roberts
>Playing kick-the-ball in 6th grade
>Some tryhard punts it way too hard
>Goes out of school bounds
>Pussy refuses to go get it because he's afraid of getting in trouble and just leaves
>wtfman
>School had a rule where if you toss anything out of bounds you had to wait until after school to get it back
>90% of the time someone else would have stolen it before then
>Kid who owned the ball starts flipping out
>Walk up to the fence with my 15 yard-tall erection
>Everyone: BOI HE ABOUTTA DO IT
>Jump over the fence and sprint for the ball
>Teacher notices commotion and comes over
>"What's going on over here, nobody had better be trying to jump the fence!"
>Friends start gesturing to me
>PANIC.csv
>Spot a nearby dumpster with a crumpled cardboard box
>Metal gear music starts playing in my head as I kick that shit back into shape and hide inside
>Smells like garbage marinating on a hot summer day
>WAS literally garbage marinating on a hot summer day
>Paranoid as fuck, no way to tell if it was safe, hide there until I hear the bell ring
>Start muttering codec conversations to myself to keep my own shit together
>FULLY immersed in my role as the world's greatest espionage soldier
>Sneak back into school grounds and slide into the line like nothing ever happened
>Hand the kid his ball back
>Was treated like a god for a week
>Got 2 more out-of-bounds balls this way without being caught
I wish I was as boss as my 12 year old self
Juan Gomez
>that black kid who shouted special moves while fighting other niggas
he won the fight tho and did the sagat win pose.
Brayden Torres
Damn, user. That's actually pretty baller.
Jonathan Diaz
based but ajax's is the best
Noah Walker
Cameron Wilson
>That one kid who actually saved a girl in distressed and are now married.
Yep thats me.
Nathan Fisher
>that one kid that got molested in the locker room
Ryder Bennett
he didn't miss anything.
Leo Bell
Real or not I smiled like an idiot
Good job user
Sebastian James
No, this post cannot exist, i just can't
Parker Torres
>that one kid that knocked someone out outside of battle, during a cutscene in the overworld
Julian Wilson
what's a pacer test?
Carson Thomas
checked
Xavier Hall
go off (you)rself
Angel Davis
Here, my non-Americlap friend.
>youtube.com
>youtube.com
Hunter Anderson
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal . A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark.
Get ready… Start.
Gavin Myers
I'm American
Gabriel Peterson
This post triggered my PTSD.
Matthew Rivera
>that kid that jumped off the snowbank during recess and injured himself and 911 had to be called to bring an ambulance
still don't know what happened to him since i didn't know the kid and i was autistic and stayed away from the group of kids circled around him
Kevin Myers
>I'm a big nigga
>Buddy is short and skinny spanish kid
>Best buddy and I did platformer style combo moves in gym class
>Fucking YEETED on one of the meatheads in volleyball
It was glorious.
Adam Mitchell
>that kid who used his dimensional cape to skip class
Michael Murphy
>that kid that loaded a save just to test if he can kill himself in front of the school during an assembly
Jordan Rogers
Tyler Martinez
>all this botched english
bix nood
Parker Adams
>be good friends with some kid in primary school for ages
>play vidya together, visit his house, go to his birthday parties
>we were in a clan in runescape together
>one day he decides that he fucking hates me out of nowhere
>insults me every day
>other friends wondering what the fuck happened to him
>decide to deck the fucker when he pushes me over the edge
>teacher makes us make up by saying sorry to one another and shake hands
>Begrudgingly do so
>we never talk again
Fuck you Josh.
Jack Ward
>that kid who forgot change Voice Chat to press to talk during class and started to talk about how much he hated jews, blacks and the janitor
Ayden Anderson
>that one kid who got expelled for wrong warping into the girls locker room
Jose Gomez
>he unlocked the sensei route
May he have many nights of breeding presses ahead of him!
Jacob Phillips
Far more TV/WWE moments than vidya
Brother and I never imitated vidya, only TV.
>tried to fight like Power Rangers complete with the gay as fuck kicks
>brother trying to imitate The Rock, complete with the Rock Bottom, first time the dumb fuck did it, it led to my mom hooking up and eventually marrying a man that would become our stepdad
>second time he did it, stupid fuck trip and crashed into a glass table, piercing his wrist
>constant submissions, flying attacks, chair attacks, etc. basically my brother was a fucking wrestling fan idiot as a kid
>autistically tried to run like Samurai Jack did in the episode when he got those sneakers got detention for it
>tried to imitate Cloud's Braver Limit Break on a TV with a detached broomstick, ended up shattering a lightbulb instead
Looking back, I now understand why they say "don't try this at home" and why kids are seen as stupid fucks.
Owen Gutierrez
>that mimic that pretended to be a friend
Christopher Russell
>I was actually seeing women kissing each other in real life
I wish the first time I saw females kiss in front of me was great, instead it was just really awkward for everyone except them. It was college and I was hanging out with a friend in the dorm lounge alone middle of the night. Then two girls stumble in saying they need help getting into their room, or at least it was the room to one of them. We help them call the RA on duty then for whatever reason that I can't recall, my friend and I end up in front of the dorm room of the girl whom was locked out.
It was obvious they were out of their skulls and the girl who's dorm it was is panicking from time to time about her roommate being pissed, so we had to calm her down. Eventually her and her equally as fucked up date were sitting on the ground by the door and started making out right there on the spot as my friend and I were standing right there. There was no one else around either, just us four. This went on and off for a few minutes until the RA finally showed up and let them in, though he didn't see any of it. Also didn't help my friend was also female so it was awkward on both of us.
Jonathan Kelly
Sounds like some Mario & Luigi shit. Pretty cool.
Jayden James
>That locker mimic that the beta kid got shoved into
Brandon Bailey
>group of friends decided to meme during the pacer test
>Furry friend almost did the devil man dash, called it the "wolf run"
>Weeb did the Naruto run with his hands behind him.
>I tried to shinespark, wario shoulder charge and urien tackle the whole time
Colton Brooks
Lincoln Jenkins
>that beta kid that WAS mimic
FUCK YOU, VLAD, YOU DON'T JUST REVEAL YOURSELF AS A MOB BOSS'S KID THIS AIN'T A FUCKING ANIME
Samuel Kelly
That kid who tried to go SSJ and got him self a heart condition hahah
no it wasnt me
Jason Powell
>that kid that typed "kill" in the console
>he didn't respawn
Kayden Green
he forgot to align his QPUs
Hudson Reyes
>that kid who respecced and put all his INT into STR
Adrian Gomez
>that one kid who went into the secret area behind the faculty room
>noone saw them for a week until he reappeared with chestfuls of gold and a sword that was on fire
>principle boarded up the secret area's entrance the next day
>he never shared any of his loot
Carson Reed
>that kid who spammed jump whenever he was going up stairs
jesus christ Ian you should've maxed out acro by now
Ian Collins
>The kid who spent all his loot money on carrots thinking it would give him super sight but he ends up just unlocking the orange skin.
Angel Walker
>that one kid that jumped in place for the entirety of recess
>suddenly the kid launches himself so fast he clips through the wall
>managed to get into the faculty lounge
>admins ban him for a week for exploiting
Jeremy you absolute mad lad.
Ethan Brooks
She sat on them and suffocated them with her bare ass
Jayden Phillips
>that kid who respawned irl but with noclip permanently on
Brandon Edwards
When I was really little after playing some MGS, I used to try and sneak around the house at night by crawling on the floor to get past the living room(where my mom usually was folding clothes late at night) to get to the game room where my ps2 was. Sometimes though I used to just sneak around to see if I got noticed. This all came to an end however after I broke into my buddy's house to get my copy of Zoids back. His mom always half latched the kitchen window, so if you shook it while lifting it would come undone easily. Little did I know, his mom was going to town on her boyfriend in her bedroom and they heard me knock over a plate. She always hated me after that. Didn't matter, I love mean MILFs.
Liam Hall
>quiet beta kid always kept his level hidden
>gets into a fight with one of the school chads
>reveals his level right before the fight
>he was max level all this time
>punched a hole straight through chad
>never got in trouble because all the staff were scared of him
Christopher Baker
Me and my karate buds loved to play some fucking dodgeball. Always creamed the opposing team.
Elijah Barnes
>that kid who installed a shady big penis mod and got his balls hacked
Elijah Bennett
>that one kid who quick saved and quick loaded right before he hit the ground after falling off the monkey bars
Angel Powell
We all had a quinton. IFY
Noah Nguyen
>tfw it just hit a bump
>tfw it counted as a projectile
>tfw everyone got to go home early
Anthony Robinson
>that one edgy kid who installed aimbot for dodgeball
Aaron Cruz
Boy, you were that kid that I always saw in weird places. Even saw him in the boiler room once. How the fuck did he get in there when that shit was locked down tight with 3 locks?
Hunter Butler
>entire school is a mimic
Owen Johnson
>that one kid who got locked in a fucking pillory for botting his homework and got rotten tomatoes thrown at him by his classmates
Lucas Gomez
>that kid who bluescreened during penis inspection day
Mason Rogers
I knew I’d find you here Wei
She still a sucka my cock
Landon Edwards
>that one kid who could take off his underwear
Xavier Walker
FUCK THAT EPISODE
>haha some people just dont like you for no reason
Figures the kid they chose was a black kid
Jackson Torres
>Kid everyone picked on comes to school one day
>Bypassed the gun filter
>Began shooting everyone
>Everyone parried his bullets anyways
>Critically missed the last bullet he saved for himself
We're still laughing at you Gerald
Colton Hall
>that girl who released patch notes on her sexual ability
Brody Flores
>That kid who successfully parried all the attacks during a school shooting
WHAT A FUCKING GOD
Adrian Cruz
>that kid who accidentally equipped a cursed coat in the summer and kept passing out due to heatstroke
Connor Hughes
Nice get!
Christopher Hernandez
>he hasn’t figured out how to exploit earth’s gravity engine yet
Noah Allen
>that kid who summoned a high schooler during recess
>all the older kids ganged up on him
Christian Green
I always burst out laughin when see this in game chat
Justin Anderson
>and they still lost
Luis Morales
>Be senior in high school
>Early Middle Schoolers were taken a little trip to show them around where they'd be going in a few years
>Server settings were messed up during the event and PVP was still on
Those little bastards never stood a chance.
Easton Reyes
>two kids did this at my school at the same time
>tfw they fought eachother
Lucas Long
>that kid who brought his joey starter deck to kindergarten but the cards turned to paper garbage in his jean pocket
that was me
Lincoln Hernandez
My friends and I would do try to do combos from KH1 and 2 on each other on my trampoline with bats.
Andrew Scott
Thunder thighs.
hot
Christian Hernandez
>that kid who posed like sonic after high jumping off swings
Easton Cooper
Jeremiah Price
That actually sounds cool as fuck.