Shit gameplay

>Frost
>bald

yikes

>implying Cassie isn't hot as fuck

no she isnt

What, have I missed some recent news?

they won't be in
(thankfully)

How do i become a woman on my next life?

i want to be constantly be praised for doing absolutely nothing and still complain all the time about those who actually do the work.

i want to live the easy life of a female next time.

Gameplay mechanics..?

I do get what youre coming from and wish someone would nuke this goddamn timeline

welcome to the esrb rating system?

she's cute which is better

>i want to live the easy life
Well, I'm proud to tell you that you don't need to wait for the next life because you certainly aren't a man.

Respect women.

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why wait, become a female today!

>i want to be constantly be praised
Those that praise them for nothing are m*llennials like yourself.
Tell me, does the praise of someone like you have any value?
Why would you want it?

Yes that is quite literally the joke, congratulations you're just a sperg and not a full blown autist.

u can become a trannie and be call strong and brave for no god damn reason .

>the treatment they deserve
By beating them bloody and disemboweling them?

>we treat women with respect by making them ugly

But women don't deserve anything just for being women, least of all respect.

>what's left for it
To sell around 6 million copies and make you seethe.

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women dont deserve any more respect than anyone else
They are actually being sexist

You must have sub 90 IQ
Whats good in being praised when you are just an idiot

*you're

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>sperg
Hello there, fellow oldfag.

>Jade became a butt ugly zombie
And I was actually thinking about buying a copy.

funny

>Those that praise them for nothing are m*llennials

As opposed to what? All the generations that preceded boomers that didn't praise them and just fucking died on the wars whiel they sat comfortably at their homes and raised their children?

Remember when Manhunt 2 almost got an A rating just because they had some chick's tits came out as she was falling down a building?

>i want to be constantly be praised for doing absolutely nothing and still complain all the time about those who actually do the work.

You can literally do that right now, in this life. All you have to do is shave your face and tell everyone you're a woman.

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the porn

that shit got on the news ? USA what happen to you ?

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Only if rippers fix the faces and costumes.

>m*llennials
why?

Gen Z.
They are actually doing something, shooting up all those schools.

nice mad fag

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Why do they all have the same face?

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>treat women with the respect they deserve
>by making them look like men

ok

they ate fine you mad sperg

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Waifufags and 4channel faggots are not the target audience for mortal kombat.

>we treat women the way they deserve!
>proceeds to crack her skull in slomo
BASED

so street fighter fanboys mad at mortal kombat again sad

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Gore. That's all the series ever had.

literally the only one.

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Jade looks like a Muslim tranny, and Skarlet and Iranian one.

erm user
it's obvious they are trying to appeal waifufags

nope stay may mad

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the full, or mostly full, roster leaked
Frost is bald but from the small glimpse of her in the story trailer, she's the third person in the hood with the time dudes, she could be cyber now
either way, hair will be a customization option

cute face at least

Mortal Kombat has always been shlock. Imagine getting mad at a series that was just dumb fun.

I wouldn't want to play that shitty game anyways. No I finally have a reason

>talk about Skarlet and Jade
>posts Sonya as proof they aren't ugly
You got Down's or something?

So she is bald, what the fuck is talking about?

What does the N stand for?

yap you mad

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You know they RESPECT WOMEN over therre at MK1

youtube.com/watch?v=-cBWe_H_2QU

yikes.

not an argument what you are going to spam tranny again

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do people really care that much about Scarlet's design?
her only other appearances are as a glitch and her 9 costume where she's in a bikini
it's fine to show skin in games but 9's girls where all just bimbo's straight out of a devientart tf fetish piece

MK11*

>cute

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>shit gameplay
Nope, by far the best fighting game released in the past 10 years

>Pic related released in 2004
>Faces in 2019 somehow got worse and less realistic
How the fuck did this happen?

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>lvl 100 fanboy

the game havent ship yet stop talking out of ur ass.

That looks like complete shit though. Are you high?

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dumbass

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>Kano and Johnny Cage are allowed to fight gods shirtless
>the women need fully clothed armor to even keep up

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If you respect them so much, let them get pregnant for fucks sake.

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Did you miss the part where I said that came out in 2004?

Who here /sodestroyedbyanimecannowonlymasturbatetocompletionwith2d/?

>that fucking hairline
You like your women to look like low-t men?

>the women need fully clothed armor to even keep up

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If DMC5 proved anything, it's that capcúcks are desperate whores
We thought they learned their lesson from SFxT and MvC4, but no
NRS and Namco chads tolerate them because if we didn't they'd probably give up on living and we don't need that on our consciences

>Waifufags and 4channel faggots are not the target audience.

and this happen .

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are you fucking retarded

Ok real quick question.

Why do you hate women?

What will /vpol/ do when this game sells 8 mil copies but their titty fighting game only sold like 10k?

Could it be that tittyfags are actually the ones who don't play video games?

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Why does Yea Forums have such a hateboner for this game? It honestly looks fun.

Look how big her fucking sixhead is.

What are you even trying to communicate? They fix the faces in every game. This your first NRS rodeo?

This isn't the ESRB.

/vpol/ must be outraged at everything at all times because it only cares about its imaginary left vs right culture war. No one here cares about video games. At most, they care about having hot in game models to be ripped for us in SFM porn

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its just street fighter fanboys that hate mortal kombat and haven let go of the mortal kombat vs street fighter shit from the 90's

Reminds me of back in 11 when MK 9 came out and we had some autist from /fgg/ spamming and shitting up every MK thread because he was a SF fanboy. Think his tripname was "Juri Han"

he is still there crying about any mortal kombat post

I wonder how he feels about SFV being a flop and his waifu being the worst character in the game for like 4 seasons.

IT'S MA'AMA MIA
the next time you misgender a meme i'm going to call the fucking police. do you hear me, you bigot?

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They're a Juri fan. Of course they're a cringey faggot.

Notgonnasayit

literally every man should officially change their gender and start doing all the things women do, join their spaces, take their scholarships and employment spots, etc. you can be the "woman" you want to be right now and no one will dare say anythng to you.

this game will get the "swimsuits" just wait .

Fuck you, don't lump us in with that faggot.

is gonna sell a lot mostly because edgy kids will buy it . mom and dad wont buy titty game but dumb violence is fine .

>we treat women with the respect they deserve

Is this a joke?

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Once you weigh out the pros and cons, it's much better being male.

Pros
>you don't have to do shit in relationships, you just have to exist basically
>if you're hot you can have dudes give you free shit and live life on easy mode
>sex is extremely easy to come by
>not instantly seen as a rapist/pedophile/creepy; more trusted
>play with your tits
Cons
>menstruation
>pregnancy
>bitchy/naggy/no chill
>bad a video games
>limited range of interests/hobbies
>weaker

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Happy international Women's Day.

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No, it's mostly due to a large fanbase, and the fact the series has never sold on tits

Going by the recent news, scholarship and university entrances seem to be bought by the rich, not given to people you dislike.

t. America's next school shooter

This, don't wait on it, become a tranny, there are literally no consequences to this.

You missed an i there.

>We treat women with the respect they deserve.
>Game lets you beat a woman to death with your bare hands.

What did they mean by this?

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Why the fuck do they make Jade so meh looking in the promos and Kombat Kast? One of the most appealing aspects of Jade, or any Edenian girl, is the hair. It's what makes them look elegant and cool. When you give her a hood, it covers up one of her core features. Literally one of the first things I will do when I get the game is make Jade not look like shit.

LITERALLY RUINED

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What is the story behind this? Episode or?Fucking TNG still captivates my interest.

Its just an out take. The cast of TNG loved goofing around on the set.

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how do we get rid of women? they ruin everything.

>solid fanbase
yeah edgy kids .

Honest to goodness, do you think they would even lose sales if they didn't play into this Respect Women shit? Like if they just ignored it and made a game regularly, I really wonder what would happen. Do SJWs even like MK? Something tells me all the black guys, hispanics, and brazilians who buy this game in droves would more than make up for the people who give a shit about the scantily clad shit.

feels like old school mk why wont I like you fucking shit tard, if you want to play an anime fighter you have 500 to choose from

that dude got some big pecs

Thoughts on D’Vorah?

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Yeah, edgy 35+ year old kids

>feels like old school mk

alright il trust your " feelings " .

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>Bug vagina cyrax
Newfaggots LARPing as /d/ Enthusiasts love her. But between slant-eyed gooks and amerifat artists, neither can get monstergirls right.

The more I see of this game the less I like it. fighting games are dumb enough as it is but I just can't take it seriously as a fighting game
Cassie is unironically dabbing on opponents and pulling out a fucking smart phone, it's just embarassing
and who's fucking idea was is to have a camera focus on a puddle of piss in Kano's intro, he pisses when he wins too, who wants to look at that? Johnny is supposed to be the main character but he's more of a joke than ever and all the intro dialogues are annoying and cringey. this game is just an absolute joke

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>shit gameplay
>shit animations

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>taking MK seriously

People like you need to be gassed

you know something that I found out has always bothered me about fatalities is that they focus waaaay to much on the actual gore instead of making the winner look cool or the loser feel like a moron, and not even in creative ways. The new one has a couple that I like like Jhonny's movie and the Scorpio slash but that's precisely because either they actually use the character for something that's unique for them OR actually bother to make the winner look like a badass instead of just "lmao look you stabbed him a couple of times and his guts came out isn't that neat what do you mean you can't even see your character in the victory screen"

>Shit gameplay
Yeah that's wrong
>Shit animations
That's very correct

>chicago studio
>chicago is a lefty paradise full of sjw`s and violent nigs and illegal bean people
>alot of jews near where the studio is

it all makes sense

I want the return of the fun old fatalities and stuff like friendship and babality

Only reason females need to be in video game is to sexual them, otherwise they serve no other purpose. We don't like you when you act like men, you aren't cool nor funny, just stop, get fucked and cook some dinner.

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t. delusional media zombie

This. It's like they don't really know how fatalities should be done most of the time. MKX had a bunch of really fucking stupid ones like that.

>"Hmm, I wonder if this is another "Mortal Kuckbat" thread by that gay furry"
>no mention of "kuckbat" in the thread
>no links to his gay furry fanfictions about sucking dicks
I'm genuinely impressed that this wasn't him

...

>Literally a carbon copy of injustice 2 with a """"new"""" rock-paper-scissors feature included.
Reminder that F2P and non-corporate games have more soul than this shit. I'd rather play Ruiner or Hotline Miami then fork over 60$+ dollars for some soulless political cashgrab and end up paying some niggerloveing millennials salary.

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look at this retard

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Reminder cr-ingeoid c-uckoldfags were okay with big boobs in MK until SJW Boon told them they couldn't and now are trying to pretend they're better than that by loving cringe ultraviolence

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Oh, nevermind, I guess the mods just got sick of him and started filtering his autistic buzzwords
Reminder that this is OP and he's a literal furry faggot and writes fan fictions about sucking Hey Arnold's dick and getting fucked by a sissy Tails

NRS going woke yet they make jade wear a hijab one of the most repressive symbols towards womans in todays world.

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a ninja has a hood wow so woke

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>Hood
>conveniently doesn't cover her face like a ninja should
HMMMMMMM

..was this ever translated

>SFbabby thinks his game isn't absolute shit.

Is there a move where a uterus is pulled out?

Yeah, it was translated to English from German years ago. Not sure where you can download it these days, the site got shoahed a long time ago.

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there is customization in the game retard

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Yet, for some reason, normies still love it.

Okay, post said customization with her actually looking like a ninja.

yap and for some reason sf baby's hate it

look at this retard

get it from /delicious/ or /loli/ on 4+Yea Forums

Basically.
And for some odd reason DOA fanboys. No clue how someone supporting DOA6 and its $100 season pass can criticize another fighting game.

she doesnt look like a ninja to me hell ask any random joe and u will get the same reply .

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yeesh

Why do you care so much about boobs when all of your fanfictions are gay as hell anyway?

Pretty sure Tails and Sonic dressing up in girly clothes and having gay sex is pretty gay user

That means you read it and probably liked it

Nah, but I skimmed through the titles of all your shit to laugh at your autism after realizing you post the same threads multiple times a day for no fucking reason

idiot

men always win in life

we're stronger, smarter, more spiritually connected to god, all civilization and order was built by men. Men, even men who work gruelling, hard labourous and dirty jobs for a living, are fundamentally happier, even if their lives are shorter, than women.

Women cannot cope with the slightest hardships in life. They're not designed to overcome anything other than a big dick filling them with the seed of life. In comparison, men laugh and joke together while doing the type of difficult, strenuous or intellectually challenging tasks that women never dream of doing. Women are meant to nurture, care and support. Nothing else.

Do you play all your games on the easiest difficulty? Maybe if you lack all testosterone. Women will never comprehend the joy of overcoming something difficult through their own mettle, strength and cunning.

Women are like NPCs. They're there to comfort and support men, and bear their seed. Why do sons often look exactly like their fathers? The mother is merely a vessel for the seed of man.

In the end, it's a man's world. Always has been, always will be. Women are just along for the ride.

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>actually caring if tits aren't shown in a video game
cringe

its literally all by one shitposter, he always uses the same stupid buzzwords and makes the same stupid bait threads.

Its genuinely just a kid with autism, it only seems like Yea Forums cares about this because he spams his threads like 5 times every day

Also polite sage so this thread can finally die

Shut up, Eric.
You are mad because you are finally losing relevancy.

I don't think anyone would be sad to see any of the autists that spam the same retarded threads every day leave.
This mortal kuckbat faggot and his gay fanfictions that he shills all the time is just as obnoxious, pretty sure he posts other random bait threads all day too but they aren't as easily linked to him as the ones where he bitches about tits in MK11

What's the point of posting that? Who are they alluding to who apparently doesnt respect women? How is this not virtue signaling?

Instead of complaining, how about we actually talk about Mortal Kombat?

HOW FUCKING MANY THREADS CAN YOU HAVE ABOUT THE SAME FUCKING SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE TALKED ABOUT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY ADDITIONS ITS JUST FUCKING BAIT BAIT BAIT RACEBAITING INCEL TRASH OH WAH WAH WAH WHY IS THIS GIRL WEARING PANTS AND A HOOD HEY DID YOU KNOW THEY ADDED PARRIES I BET YOU DIDNT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU EVEN FUCKING PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I WANT ALL OF YOU TO DIE ALL OF THE NERDS COMPLAINING ABOUT DUMB ASS FUCKING TITS FUCKING DIE EVERYBODY DEFENDING THIS DUMB ASS COMPANY FOR MAKING WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE UGLY FUCKING KANGAROOS FUCKING DIE AND THEN AFTER ALL YOU DIE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF SO I NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE TO EVER WITNESS THIS SHITTY FUCKING Yea Forums BOARD FOAM AND REGURGITATE FROM THE MOUTH ABOUT SOME GAY ASS BULLSHIT THEY THINK IS VIDEO GAMES WHEN ITS ALL FUCKING OFF TOPIC BULLSHIT YOU DENSE AS A FUCKING KEVLAR BULLETPROOF VEST FUCKING RETARDS FUCKING DIE

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...Thank you!

Y'know, watching the movie "My name is Bruce" where Bruce Campbell has a huge ego and is full of himself but later in the movie, he explains that he's shy in a way and doesn't really know to really talk to people.
I like to think Johnny is a lot like this.

>this entire thread
What the fuck is wrong with u niggers
The fuck is wrong with americans

Stop complaing and talk about MORTAL FUCKIN' KOMBAT!

so does anyone know of any underground hrt services I could use? im ready to switch life to easy mode. im also starting a stream so that i have somewhere to bitch about how hard life is. taking name suggestions for my twitch account.

well have fun being this at the age of 25

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>tfw spoiled teenager with 0 combat experience gets to kill a fucking GOD, furthermore on an evolved form, meanwhile Raiden (which is a god too), couldn't even handle his basic form.

trully a masterpiece story

Cum is a great natural feminizer. Softens the skin and slenders you down. Go around getting fucked by as many men as you can find. Preferably blacks.

That doesn't sound like mortal kombat, Go somewhere else for that.

woah woah woah there i said i wanted easy mode not to have to approach dangerous subhumans and have to poop into a bag for the rest of my life

Remember when NRS fags used to post sexy Mileena every single day and now they pretend to be "above it all" fucking LMAO

Grow a fucking spine you cowards

It's official! You suck!

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I JUST WANNA PLAY SOME MK FUCK OFF

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>no hot girls

What about Cassie?

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>playing mk for the gameplay
everyone knows that no one does this. mk is basically another anime waifushit fighting game but for westerners and particularly edgy kids who think excessive gore is cool.

Is the TOASTY guy returning?

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We'll never have a good MK thread again, will we?

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Unironically looking forward to this game, but its bs that Shao Kahn is DLC while still being in the main story.

Now you know the difficulties women face in their lives

Is that your best?

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*sips*

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Over here bro.

nigger have you missed the part where they have been repeatedly called out for 90% of their female characters being titty ninjas

Gameplay still looks clunky and slow. I sleep.

Also no Havik so don't care.

>mfw /vpol/ will have to scramble to make an excuse for the games success just as Yea Forums did for Captain Marvel

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Feels before reals with conspiratards like yourself, I see.

>no one does this.
correct
>mk is basically another anime waifushit fighting game
wrong
>edgy kids who think excessive gore is cool
correct

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Why do you fear a headscarf? White women were wearing them in the 40's and 50's.

We had tons of threads on it when it came out like 5 years ago. The true sadness is that there will never be a sequel

>some pedo VN made me sadder that it ended and there was no more than any actual game has

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And now they don't because they realized they're free to dress how they want.

Legit based and redpilled

This is the first MK game in decades that I haven't been hype about. It's kinda depressing because I have loved this series since I was a kid who wasn't really old enough to be playing MK when I got the Genesis version for Christmas in '93.

but wasn't captain marvel a failure with absolutely horrid reviews?

Just leave Yea Forums and maybe even Yea Forums altogether man. I did it since I started going back to college and I've been much happier. Normal people are much less whiny and argumentative and the little bit of autism some people have is nothing compared to on this site.

No, but even MK X and 9 threads were full of shitposting. 9 because of SF 4 vs MK 9 fags and 10 because it came out just around the time alt-SJW panic began building

unfortunately user, you know too much. either you leave this place, never think about coming back, and never ever speak of this place or its nature to anyone, or we come and find you.

>6th biggest opening in global history
>failure
Yea Forums's cope on that movie has been next level shit.

But I thought you guys literally wanted to ban women from wearing that, thus also taking choice away?

Whooa...this sort of pandering actually make me question buying this shit now. Seriously, they got to THESE niggers too?

either way its a shitty appeal to sjws with an extremely room temperature iq sjw lead.

>boon completely lying with a big grin about the PC port for MKX is fine
>BUT SAYING THEY RESPECT WOMEN IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
die

Small tits you gayhead

What kind of faggoty dumbass circlejerk did you just link me to? These assholes are dumb, and don't think Reptile is a possible DLC character

Stop faggot

Did Yea Forums invent this tweet, or did they delete it?
I don't see it on their account. Their InternationalWomensDay post just says "fight like a girl".

Meanwhile, in the 2000s...

youtube.com/watch?v=DArO3-YxsWE

You know that blurry screenshot of that weird predator looking monster? Yeah, that was fake. It's not a Kollector look

>playing fighting games on PC

Your own fault.

The general is basically our only refuge from the shitposting

it's only a game, why you heff to be mad?

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there are marie rose threads every day. people like small tits including me

I'll gladly take the half assed underaged shitposting than that hugbox of idiots with stupid opinions

>"god damn MK threads on Yea Forums suck and are full of shitposting"
>"WHAT THE FUCK NOBODY IN THIS GENERAL IS YELLING AT EACH OTHER WHAT A BUNCH OF REDDIT CIRCLEJERKERS"

Stop complaining then. Just admit you love the shit flinging chaos and that you don't actually like talking about fighting games.

What's over there isn't discussion either. It's the same underaged morons who don't know shit about MK or fighting games, only they want a safe space to regurgitate stupid ideas.

I'll give you discussion; why the hell does Boon suddenly hate cyborg characters? Why is this series becoming more obsessed with overly cinematic garbage that only serves to fuck with the pacing of the gameplay? I don't want to see the same X-Rays and "fatal blows" ad nausem

I find it hard to believe all these women have a problem with how these bitches are dressed. This is just some dudes sucking up to women.

I'll ask those questions over there so maybe you'll get an actual answer.

Seriously if MK of all things flops, I will believe in the "get woke go broke". There is no way that this game doesn't sell a shit ton

I don't get this weird belief that making fictional women look pretty in a video game is disrespectful to someone like my mom.

That's why they're making them look prettier

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Because women need to feel like they're the prettiest looking ones and get offended at any woman that looks prettier then them. Men don't bitch about it and see other more attractive men as a goal.