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>Jade actually unironically did absolutely nothing
Fixed that for you.

>I used to fap to this image

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Go on user, one more time for old times sake.

Do it for Jade.

that just means you're high test

Megan Rain

She the kind of women to be 10x more beautiful in reality. I hope she'll finally make her dream game (she changed her lock necklace for a mario)

Jade doesn't make games dumbass, she's a producer.

>have to buy google to play jades game
Nice try satan

>used to
lowtest newsoy cuck

I'll just leave this here.

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Damn I recently met a girl lokking 97% like her (she's even 43). I know I would think about her when fucking. It's probably good but Captain Marvel has my dick now.

She'll produce lots of indie phone games for google, then. Dream game are for idea guys.

Is this the origin of the ___'s game meme

She can produce cum from my cock.

>thought this image was really dumb
>then find out she actually did a bikini photoshoot in Maxim
She/they deserved it.

No, stupid.

Yep. She hates anonymous and hackers.

>Google Jade's Game
>Jade doesn't show up as the first article

Shit, girl what are you doing?

ubisoft hasnt made a good game in over a decade

>seething over a fucking bikini

What? Can I have some pics? It's for my next Computer Science exposé.

>Xbox Kid

Way to show them online.

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Name one other game developer who did a photoshoot in a bikini.

Its a result of the meme, Ubisoft is the origin when they pushed her as the face of the series

>diversity hire does nothing
>avoids termination because muh oppression
>hangs around long enough to land a vp gig
>now doing nothing for absurd money

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Todd

Explain why I should care about a photoshoot without sounding like a bitter virgin

You already do.

They would if they had her looks.

who?

This guy has only gotten fatter and greasier over the years.

Zero Quebec

The fuck is a VP exactly?
A Valuable Pokemon?

You should care about the fact that Ubisoft literally whored her out like a 90's era booth babe to promote AssCreed.

It was pretty disgusting at the time and there's a very good reason as to why she vanished from the spotlight for a long time after and then left Ubisoft.

I wonder if moot is going to get involved with the gaming department

Vaginal Penetration, the other one is Anal penetration, think about that every time some news agency says:
>According to the AP
that is what the source used to get the information

I hope you realize you sound like a feminist.

Weird thing to say, considering she objectively does NOT have big breasts, but ok.

i cant find those photos anywhere

VP means literally nothing, it's just an "executive" of some sort.

It's probably just another Producer gig.

Am I a pervert that I fapped like a crazy after seeing her for the first time ?

I remember I wanted to fuck her so bad.

Can't wait to buy Jade's game, bros

No, it happened to most of us who were past a certain age.

>as search giant preps gaming push
i had to reread this like 10 times to understand what the fuck it meant, am i retarded?

Wasn't he fired and now sucking dicks for money?

Now post the gore

it's literally nothing
google's "console" (streaming box) will fail harder than google glass
screencap this

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>tfw didn't think of asking an autograph on a pic covered of cum

He couldn't stay dedicated to Canvas which was supposed to replace Yea Forums for him and now he's been let go from fucking Google, he's a hopeless burnt out Twat.

Anyone got a rare Jade?

>Obvious thing will happen, pls screencap

Fuck off, Tortanic fag. Everyone already knows streaming gaming is a massive meme thanks to Onlive.

>AR and Tensorflow makes my dick diamonds
>then I remember a pajeet is CEO
She will probably launch a new gaming plateform. To bad she'll never make her dream FPS

An user from a few years ago who use to work with her had some great stuff but I can't fucking find it anywhere.

does anyone know what she actually did?

vice president

streaming gaming is unironically going to happen mostly due to the fact that it eliminates the need for DRM and cucks the customer
but it's not going to be google that does it. it's probably going to be microsoft

i hate this timeline

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I believe in you, user.

>he's been let go from fucking Google
Source? Moot was really an idiot, this place wasn't so bad, he really overreacted over being called a cuck

This, why do you think they are suddenly hammering 5G and fiber into our throats?
As soon as that shit gets more widespread you will subscribe to get your games and can forget your titty mods.

Vagina Possessor

>you will subscribe to get your games
lmao, I would stop playing them before I would do that.

I don't know about Microsoft, they couldn't even off that "DA CLOUD" computing meme for Crackdown 3.

But she was the chosen one.. She was supposed to bring equilibrium among video games not to become a gaming plateform..
JAAAAAAAADE

Dead on Arrival, she doesn't stand a chance.
Google is competing with their own Android market ffs.

the fuck u on about, that shit was fake

How Jim's jewtube career hasn't been killed yet?

>i would stop playing games before i stream them
unironically this but id just play my steam backlog and emulate old consoles, and i wouldnt get halfway through either of those if i lived as a neet until age 100

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sounds hot actually

Reminder Jade thinks Splinter Cell isn't successful cause it isn't dumbed down enough for wider market

Still one of the cutest smile I ever saw. Still wondering why she lost two years with EA but I have to much love for her to judge.

Her splinter cell was very comfy to play with. Because she's very comfy. Probably the most comfiest VP ever

Jade's SC was one of the best in the series.

He may be fat, degenerate and anti-funny but he knows how to play both sides and appeal to low-info normalfags

Who the fuck would want video games from Google?

We don't even want music or movies from them.

You really underestimate the power of normies