Please remember to get your buddy off if he gets aroused while you are playing lewd vidya together

Deep in your heart of hearts you know why
>lady parts
Kek

I once walked in on my sister flicking her bean to some shit.
Single most awkward experience of my life so far.

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Don't act like it was an accident.

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how did she react and did you talk about it later or was it just awkward silence for a few days after that?

Did you fuck her?

Same reason we need to wipe when we piss. It gets wet you fucking idiot.

Got a buddy who does this for me. He likes fantasizing about his favorite vidya girls getting blacked and sucks me off when it gets too much for him.

>we need to wipe when we piss
Hahahahaha that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. There's no way that's real.

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Tits or gtfo

She hurriedly covered herself up and closed the tabs and I noped the fuck out of there to pour bleach into my eyes.
No, we didn't talk about it. We didn't talk for like 2 weeks. Being in the same room was painful enough.

my mom walked in on me once

needless to say i'm no longer a virgin after that time

Did you honestly not know that?

I'm not even going to call you a virgin. This isn't even about not having experience with the female body, this is about whether or not you're able to think.

Dirty fingers.

That's kinda gay user.

>blacked
Tell him he's got shit taste.

why do people always ask weird questions like this like you expect it to turn into some fucking greentext incest story

True question. How are you supposed to react if you walk in on your gf getting off?

Kick her out and cut all contact

>Wow haha, if you're horny you could have told me.

That's it.

Start masturbating with her, silly virgin.

>americlap biology education

"You could have asked me to do it for you"

Not him but how is that gay in any way?

you should be disappointed if you can't satisfy her

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stand in the doorway and start jerkin it too

make stupid puns

Well more like dab, but yeah. What did you expect? That the pisshole opens up into a massive tunnel and the piss jets out without touching the walls or anything on the way out?

Autism

This, making it funny, teasing, and suggesting sex at the same time is a good move.

An awkward response means you guys will probably have trouble getting sex anytime soon.

What's the issue with her getting off alone? Would you stop masturbating just because you got a gf?
Doing it yourself is an entirely different feeling and sometimes you want this alone time instead, it has nothing to do with not being able to satisfy someone

>takes a piss
>dabs after
lmao what the fuck zoomers

Meh, still getting my dick sucked.

He likes my dick, not gonna complain that he wishes it was inside his waifus

Have you never watched your mom pee before?

nice

are you retarded

found the incel

Actual woman detected.

What even are some lewd vidya that aren't web browser tier shit?

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does he let you fuck his boipussy as well if he gets riled up?

What if you walked in on your daughter?

Like should I be worried about it?

Sauce

guys
the video games
where are they

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I played games like Kamidori and Sengoku Rance and Artifical Academy together with a friend of mine, they are very lewd

found the redditor

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Fuck her.

But seriously, probably no, I mean unless it's to pictures of you it's just something kids will do eventually.

i usually make a really stupid "OoOooOOoOOO" noise followed by "need a hand?"

What do I do if I walk in on my older sister doing this?

Just knock on the door you fucking retard
if she's fapping she'll tell you to wait a minute

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You must be 18 years or older to post here.

Quads prove your autistic

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It's just making fun of the situation, idiot.

>unironically didn't know until now

>Using tissues
Pure plebian detected. A true chad pinches his foreskin as he cums to store it in the little penis pouch, so he can easily and cleanly drop it off in the sink.

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Get really offended and huffy and after ten minutes say "i just... you could've asked, you know..."

The OP image is of a character from a VN.