$60

>Finished and polished game
>tech demo
yeah ok, buddy

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SEETHING

This thread again

>Top:
>Game looks like plastic and has way too much blur. Also kills the artistic styling of the original game (inb4 DX photos are posted)

>Bottom:
>Links character model is the only thing that looks nice
>The world has the generic unreal engine filter on it
>The models for everything that isn't link is fucking terrifyingly bad
>Those god awful ice skating controls.

Yeah both look like shit. At least top is an actual game that will come out and even though visually it's kinda shit, there's potential for them to improve upon the issues with the original game (constant item swapping mainly)

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Imagine paying jewtendo full price for a fucking game boy game you've already played and that jewtendo already re released TWICE before.

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>functional game
>tech demo made of premade assets

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I love this dumb meme

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>this thread again

Cmon now

Fucking this.

This is what I meant by my second part. fucking terrifying

>Yea Forums will defend buying a 15 hour game for 60 dollars

It's almost on par with The Order: 1886. And then Nintencels have the gal to make fun of Basedny fans LMAO

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WHY ISNT HE WORKING FOR NINTENDO YET???

HNGF CCANT SSSAY IIIT

Still longer than DMC5

HIRE
THIS
MAN

woah... kinda sad how one guy can do way better than nintendo..... if they were actually smart they would hire him or something

Except DMC 5 is about 15 hours long, not even considering Bloody palace and its potential co op

This is one of the problems I have with the Switch: they're selling handheld games as if they were console releases at full price. And I dont really like that desu.

That's them taking advantage of the "hybrid" concept to charge more for what are essentially 3DS games...

PLEASE HIRE THIS MAN NINTENDO

>using generic unreal engine assets

ooooohh wow! such hard work!

cope

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NINTENDO
NINTENDO PLEASE
HIRE
NINTENDO PLEASE
THIS MAN

>disgusting anus creampie
I like it

>taking 15 hours to beat link's awakening

>I'm a cocksucker

that tessellation

test.

Imagine posting this everyday because you're mentally ill and constantly seething about Nintendo.

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HIRE THIS MAN

EMPLOY
THIS
DUDE
NINTY

arbitrary pricing of games has been a problem for me for a while.
mh3u on wiiu was 60, on the 3ds it as 40. only difference was resolution.
same with ps4 and vita games, even though technically vita games should be more expensive because of cartridges.

imagine if publishers started charging for resolution settings on pc.

that game takes 5 hours at most

NINTENDOOOOOOOO!!!!! HIRE THIS MANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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NINTENDO....
youtube.com/watch?v=MXHSIw1Dy9Y

HIRE THIS MAN

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>I love penises in my mouth

That "one guy" used a bunch of assets made by other people, someone else's character design and models, someone else's music, someone, someone else's engine, the list goes on.

and it's still better than S O I tendo.

Show me him remaking Link's Awakening with the same perspective as the original game and fully functional, then we'll talk.

I know the security detail on the President must be tight, but there’s something unnerving about how close this guy was able to get for his surprise photo.

...

NINTENDO
THE MAN
THE MAN NINTENDO HIRE
THE
MAN
HIRE THE MAN NINTENDO HIRE THIS FUCKING MAN NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Kinky Penis Massacre

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That's Russell Brand retard, Gump's favorite acter

Why is link in the shadow when the lights behind him?

It's why I'm not buying this shit. A 1:1 gameboy game should not be the same price as BOTW.

I'm pretty sure Nintendo was a multimillion dollar corporation when they designed and created the game that the guy copied in the bottom one.

He got hired by nintendo and sadly couldn't finish the lighting

ah i get it, he's now a shadow of his former self.

>beady eye toy link
>soul
It’s disgusting

What exactly am i coping with

This

it's the hip new thing to say for no arguments, like seething

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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cope harder

*dabs on the mad nitendo fansoiboy*

see what I mean

The fact that your life is straight garbage and nothing you do will ever matter to society at large. Cope.

cope

Why do people make fangames like this anyway? If you're going to put that much time and effort into something, why not at least make something original?

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SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT HIRING THIS MAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW I AIN'T PLAYING

Disfunctional ass weeaboo.

Rude

>that bottom pic
NINTENDO...

Man I never thought I'd use this word but bottom is actually soulless. It makes me sad.

youtu.be/9oBnOEpAYL0?t=11

Sounds like your average 4channer

HIRE THIS MAN NINTENDOOOOO

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HIRE

I usually make fun of UE4fags but honestly Link's Awakening looks like a fucking fan project. I'll probably still buy it.

>not even the same game

How much money did you donate to the OOT unreal engine remake today faggot?

>seething

and both look soul-less in comparison to this

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yikes

Woooow that death mountain looks like shit. It's not even the right color hahahaha

Give that man a cookie

>nintendo-developed cheap and gay plastic looking shit
vs
>one guy's awesome skyrim mod
we don't even need to compare that...whatever it is. compare how crappy BoTW looks to that bottom pic

>scanlines galore
No thanks. WW looked like, looks like, and always will look like kiddy cartoon shit. Incidentally, that's exactly what it is since the game has ZERO difficulty whatsoever.

Someone please post the webm of the panning crystals screenshot. Or better yet, here's a vid:

what the fuck is wrong with scanlines

>Feature-length Penis Deliverer

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Tasty Scrotummassacre

>Nasty Pussy Expander

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HIRE HIM!

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>Detective Pikachu only exists because people saw that one guy's fucked up realistic pokemon fanart and said "NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY"

>unreal engine
literally anyone can do this.

Fidelity isn't everything.

>cranky spaghetti faggot

die

Legendary Dong Smasher

1v1 me any1

RECTAL DONG SMASHER

>top ogre lover

Sounds frightening. Or impressive.

NINTENDO

kinda smart actually how most of the good ones do it, they piggyback off the nostalgia by making a remake - then introduce their own game later.

>diagusting banana expansion pak

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>TOP COCK BOY
Imagen related

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That;s actually a football player you fucking spook

>Tropical PussyMassacre
I’m happy

Long Shlong Boner

>Dangly Asshole massacre
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE

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incredible scrotum-smasher

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Top: Hired
Bottom: Hireless

>Top Titmassacre

HIRE
THIS
MAN

It probably wouldn't be very hard to stab a president

H I R E

D E

M O N

>1996
>Nintendo 64 is the most powerful console on the market with the best graphics
>modern day
>"Nintendo has never been about good graphics and theyre supposed to be the weakest of the consoles"

>15 hour game
>games are like movies you just watch them once and when you come to a hard bit you just hit play you just keep hitting play when the screen stops like a movie because i scratched it up because im so stupid and lazy and slobby cant even be bothered to hold a disc correctly i have to scrape it along the floor with my heel using my thumb and index finger is too frustrating

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UE looks like shit!SHIT!

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FIRE THIS MAN

FIRE
THIS
MAN

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Nothing on the n64 looked better than final fantasy 9

one guy's shit isn't a complete playable game which is obvious from five seconds of his video. graphicsfags make me sick

Gay Titsucker

reddit meme, go back to /r/gamingcirclejerk

>Unreal Engine "Remakes"

And it probably runs like shit too, but who cares MUH GRAPICHS

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best post in thread and I'm glad it's underrated, mankind is not ready for such sublime beauty

We don't need your backstory, queer

NINTEDDIES EMPLOY THIS PERSON

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This man... is it possible to hire one such as him?

nice video, not surprised that ww haters are retarded

Incorporate this fellow

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So don't buy it, your autism is off the charts at this point.

EMPLOY THIS INDIVIDUAL

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Add this adult male to the payroll

In all honesty Nintendo should hire this man.

>bruh just crank all the post effects to 100

Dysfunctional Tit Deliverer

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The difference here is Link's Awakening is 15 hours of a really good game while The Order is a four hour shitty made for Netflix-tier movie with an hour of the most barebones third person shooter ever made.

NINTEEENDOOOOO FUCKING HIRE THIS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
AAAAAAAA

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>cranky anusmassacre

Fuck off newfag. Only dubs on Yea Forums are 00.

>Incredible Cock Lover
it's not fair bros

>Top Cocksucker
God damnit

WTF NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

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Let's be honest, this man's potential is essentially unknowable. The only reason why nobody has hired him yet is because he is actually creating his own studio to revolutionize the videogame industry as we know it.

What the fuck is the top right picture supposed to be?

I dont play zelda games but that top one looks fucking cool. Love the aesthetic, everything looks like mini toys, like it was a play set or something. Bottom looks generic and boring as fuck

?! OMG!

NINTENDO

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>long cunt fucker
amazing

dangly meme darling

HIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIREHIRE

NINTENDO!
HIRE
THIS
MAN!

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>Long Anus: Revengeance

would totally play

>hard tit massacre
I'll fucking chew your tits right the fuck off faggot

>erect banana massacre

>unity engine demo
>entire game with same original gameplay

this shouldnt be hard to choose

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Top: Funko Pop
bottom - soul

OH
MY
GOD

NINTENDO F*CKING HIRE THIS MAN!!!

HIRE THIS MAN

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UNNNNGG NINTENDO THIIIIS MAAAAAN

Tropical Cock Blaster

My condolences, user.
t. erect asshole smasher

Tropical Cock-Expansion Pak

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I think it's supposed to be this guy

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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ctrl + f "hire"
>99 results
Never change, Yea Forums

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IF NINTENDO CANT HIRE THE NEXT MIYAMOTO, I KNOW WHO CAN

SEGA

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>Erect Ogre Expansion Pak
would buy if 30 dollars or less

based mashiro poster

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When are they going to hire THIS man?

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>$60
you mean free as the switch emulator is stable and running most games without any problems at all?

why hire somebody whos already doing it for free?

This man does it for free.

I know this is you, beatstar.

nasty donkey blaster

shitty ass unreal engine. yeah it looks good but its not zelda. Fuck realistic graphics fuck face capturing bullshit. git gud

game
vs room

top looks better than bottom what yall jackin off about

Top: soul
Bottom: soul

Top: Original IP, original artists, original engine, original music, original motherfucking everything

Bottom: Copy of IP, copied assets, copied engine, copied music, copied motherfucking everything.

dropping assets in a game engine isnt game developing

never has a person been right about who is behind this post

>a unique art style made with brand new assets, true to the original art design and complimentary to a tile-based game world necessary to remake a top down game
>stock generic UE4 assets thrown together that would be indistinguishable as a Zelda game if Link wasn't in the image
Is this what you meant?

Or maybe it was
>a solid 8-12 hours of gameplay in what is widely regarded as one of the best 2D Zelda games that everyone can agree needed a facelift
>0 hours of gameplay because it's a UE4 demo and you can't actually do anything, and the level of realism would likely break many puzzles in the game

WOW
FANTASTIC!!!
NINTENDO SHOULD GIVE HIM A JOB!!!!

I like this meme.