Got a new artifact tattoo

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I have seen this pic before. But is artifact any good? I want to get into a card game but I have never been able to stick with one.

no. Play Hearthstone or even Gwent

Magic The Gathering Arena is 100% free and active

Literally just play MTG Arena. New set comes out in month

subtle tattoo thread?
subtle tattoo thread
will get pic related, its from mass effect, but doesnt scream that its from mass effect

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>no EDH
yeah fuck that, standard is shit

Artifact is dead on arrival. I know it's a meme to say that on Yea Forums, but for Artifact it's quite literally the case. It currently has about half as many players as Day of Defeat

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No you didn't you spamming reddit nigger

Look at how clean the skin is. Years of overly-tight, black dress-socks have rendered it smooth and hairless.

take it to

>hey valve can we get an anti cheat system that works for csgo?
lol maybe
>hey valve can you fix tf2?
lol hope
>hey valve balance dota please!
lol nope
>any hint of a new game anytime?
ARTIFACT!!!


Fuck valve for giving up on their truest fans.
Fuck valve for becoming parodies of their old selves
Fuck valve for their greedy practices
Fuck valve for their complete illusions
Fuck them fuck them fuck them

Seriously, each of these issues could be solved so easily with all the money they have, fuck them to the end of time holy shit.

I didn't see a leg from him standing at first. I was freaking out because I thought what I could see on the left was all there was and this strange cartilidge fish person was shilling artifact and no one else could see it.

gwent master race

The tattoo artist shaves you.

Artifact is so awful that even just a tattoo of it will make all the surrounding body hair wither and die

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Just play Cunnyverse

Holy shit, day of defeat the card game when?

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You can't be serious, fucking valve holy shit

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Watching Valve get curb-stomped to death is so satisfying.

and yet CDPR prints cards like this...

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What's the problem with that card?

Artifact is such a tremendous failure Valve laid off the developers, including Richard Garfield.

a 4 for 6 that does nothing at best besides give you 4 points of carryover into the next round based on RNG and might even kill itself with posion, worse than Gascon

Yep. I'm so glad artifact bombed.

Valve has gone off the fucking rails since the release of Dota 2. I remember when basically everything they put out was gold, and influenced the industry for years to come. They haven't put any effort in anything since 2013.

Everything they try their hand at, they fail horribly, and it all crashes down.
The Steam consoles were a failure.
SteamOS was a failure.
The Steam Link was a failure, the Steam Controller was a failure.
Source 2 has been out for almost 4 years now, and all it has to show is a failed card game and a port of Dota 2.
L4D3 crashed and burned, HL3 can't ever get off the ground.

The only worthwhile thing they've put out was the HTC Vive, and now, with no fucking reason, they've laid off all their VR engineers. And now what are they focusing on?
Fucking brain implants.
I wish Gabe would just get a heart attack already.

why do white people always do this

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