I NEED TO PLAY HER GAME

Where can I find a nico? I had an english teacher who looked just like her in HS[spoiler/]

Nico is literally the worst character by far

nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/10?tab=images

have fun

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Now this is just sad

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I hate trashy, dirty people like Nico.

>No tattoos on her chest
Underwhelming.

Cristiano Ronaldo > neymar

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fitgirl-repacks.site/devil-may-cry-5/

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>fitgirl

I have two degrees. One in medical biology and one in business management. I'm still poorly paid.

Then you are lying.

>just using the random .exe posted to cs.rin.ru

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not him but it's pretty hard getting a job even with a degree some places in america.
you're better off just going to a vocational school in some cases, they're cheaper and waste a lot less time. often easier to get work quickly that way.

>No tattoos on her chest
I know you've never seen tits before but that's not what an areola looks like.

> go to college for 8 years
End up with a wage worse than the average van driver.

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Even then, he could easily move and find a decent job that pays over 40,000 for just having a degree

I work in Lab and only make 15 Euro an hour.

That's because you are a europoor.

>he thinks fitgirl does anything else but repack other people's work

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You need to take a shower hippie

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>completely missing the point
fitgirl has a long established reputation of not releasing viruses, random russian forum posters do not

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>cs.rin.ru is random russian forum
How new?

quick english quiz for you, miguel
in the sentence fragment:
"random forum posters"
does the adjective "random" apply to "forum" or "posters"?
take all the time you need

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Since fucking when is nexusmods a paid site? What the shit.

Forum.
English of mine is fine

>English of mine is fine

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but it's not?

> This mod contains adult content. You can turn adult content on in your preference, if you wish
>try registering
>all options ask for money
Fucking hell

Nothing wrong with that English of his.

are you retarded? you can register for free and go to settings and enable adult content

There should be a free option at the bottom of the page, keep scrolling.

read nigga

READ

you are better of pirating it.
someone was stupid and uploaded an .exe file without denuvo to steam. for like 2 hours after release the game didnt even have denuvo. that exe is pretty much in any release out there right now.
the game runs a good 20% faster without it and loading screens take less than half the time.

What if mom walks in?

>pre-ordered at e3
>forgot
>still havent even dowloaded it
Lmaoing at ur life

show her and then fuck her

PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS IMAGE MY WIFE NICO SENT THIS TO ME ONLY

It's not, but ever since the paid Skyrim mod fiasco, Nexus has had to reiterate that their site will always be free, but you can, as a mod developer, choose to put your mods up for a price. You can also just straight up donate to the developer even if the mod is free. Best way to handle it imo

i love nico

But Blonde Nico is better

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no, nico is a goblina gf and should stay that way

That is just objectively wrong

Nico looks and acts almost exactly like the bitch that stole my first love from me, so I can't help but get bloodlust whenever I see her.
At least it's put up to good use because I've been blaming my steady streaks of S on that

L O N D O N
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N
D
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I'm a dude, dude

>getting cucked by a woman
lmao

That's still not poor

She's such a dork.

Tell me, is she secretly wet for Nero?

Crew cut is Sparda

Didn't we collectively decide that crew cut is Kyrie undercover?

Sure but she is also wet for Lady. However Dante makes her cum just from standing in front of her

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Yes. Rewatch the cutscene where Nero says to her that they make a good team. Notice her reaction after she tells him to stop flirting and he walks to the other side.

Did people model this, or was there a nude model in the files from the get go? I'm seeing that Lady's model was ripped from the game and it doesn't even have nipples.

the tit tattoo is theonly thing i dislike

The nip tattoo seems too professional for being user made, i think someone at Capcom likes Nico too much

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Based on this seems like some of the characters were modelled nude and clothes are separate meshes. I really like that.

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nipples too high

But why does Lady doesn't have nipples then

it's funny nobody cares about trish naked model lmao

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Because you're supposed to look at her eyes.

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She's ugly and is pretty much a sticc, who fucking cares about Trish lol

4U

i wanna marry her

my kind of sticc

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Correct.

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Because if the model had nipples, they would've had to censor this scene too.

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Not your blog fuck off

She's so cute.

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You were cucked by a woman? Damn, nigga.

Lady's only flaw is that fucking nose.
Trish IS the flaw.

Her nose is fine.

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>oh hey user you woke up
>w-what!? i was not w-watching you sleep...
>t-that would be weird. right?

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99% of nude mods for any game are done by virgins who haven't seen how nipples actually look like

>What?

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>yuropoor
that's why

If she turned her head a little bit more you could see that fucking bump in her nose. Looks fine from the front, though.
I can't stress enough how fucked Trish looks.

My first love was a guy, so it's expected

This looks to be a model ripped from the game, same as nude V.

It is somewhat possible to find a girl that looks like Lady's facemodel? i only get out of home to go to gym, so i don't really know

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ew

the nipples and the tattoo are obviously user-made

Gay

So how did you buy it with no income?
Just curious

my favorite character interaction in the entire game. The animations are so subtle and realistic. My brain couldn't process that I was looking at a video game cut scene when I first saw it.

Doesn't look like it, mate, look at the skin texture. Too seamless. And V is definitely in the game nude, since those tattoos would've been impossible to recreate. Seems to me that they indeed have modelled most of the characters nude or semi-nude, most of the clothing is simulated after all. This is actually quite a huge step, technology-wise.

>fitgirl has a long established reputation of not releasing viruses

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>those tracks in the History of DMC video
I FUCKING NEED THOSE VERSIONS

>fitgirl doesnt release viruses
just shitcoin miners. dont understand why some people will defend them so hard when they definitely do have dodgy torrents and downloads sometimes

when?

He said he has no job, that doesn't mean he has no income

i can't remember exactly when, but just go on /t/ sometime. you even mention the possibility that fitgirl might have a virus in it they'll jump down your throat. last i recall the shadow of war one had a miner in it because that was when i stopped using fitgirl

the nipples are positioned wrong though

sounds like you're just a retard desu

Because they weren't really supposed to be seen, that only makes it more likely that it is the real model

I bet the guy who made this just took pictures of his own nipples and pasted them into this model.

It's probably due to the boobs having soft bodies bounce applied to them.

oh god, I can smell it from here

The reasons why you see anons claim fitgirl releases viruses is because like you, they're ironically shitposting what a bunch of other anons shitposted.
You can't find any evidence of viruses or miners because there is none.
t. been downloading fitgirls torrents for years.

>download from fitgirl
>get a virus
>fitgirl doesn't put out viruses
what exactly am i missing here

Yeah I bet you do

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im not ironically shitposting what other anons have shitposted, i have literally had a virus and a fucking etherium miner from fitgirl. again i will ask, why do you get so defensive?

literally nowhere else mentions the shadow of war repack having a miner

you just don't get it do ya? stay worked mark

>HER GAME
She's literally the most annoying character in the whole game. Nico is pure shit.

>annoying
I think you mean cute

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back to Yea Forums ya fuckin simp

My gf kinda looks like her to me but she's mexican, I'm a dirty race mixer but I guess it's bleaching so it's cool. I wonder if she'll dress up as lady for me while I coat her mexican womb with my white seed.

post proof

kys incel

What did she mean by this?

>again i will ask, why do you get so defensive?
I'm a different user. But since you claim releases contain viruses and miners the burden of proof is on you to prove it. I've never had one and I've downloaded and installed most of her releases at some point.

This

This picture is wrong, western makes shit like Bangalore, Lifeline, TLOU2 Ellie and her girlfriend jew

Japs atleast make attractive designs

look man, keep downloading from fitgirl all you want i really don't give a shit, but brand loyalty to fucking torrent repack groups is absolutely retarded and you should make sure everything you download is clean. you don't need to get this defensive about it

i really don't give a shit about fitgirl either way i just find it bizarre so many retards keep repeating this meme of fitgirl putting in viruses

No way cause she browses Yea Forums and will get mad, plus she's neurotic as fuck. And she's the one who bought me DMC5 as a surprise gift cause she knows I really dig DMC to begin with since the first one. What I will tell you this, even though as a man you have access to pussy, fapping still is somehow more satisfying.

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it was like two years ago and ive torrented a lot of shit i dont fucking remember. i know that i dont use fitgirl anymore because of it though. you dont have to believe me but you shouldnt believe that they are completely infalliable.

post it and delete 5 sec later then or you lying

i find it bizarre that anytime someone implies fitgirl might have viruses there are always 20 people that jump in to defend them with their life.

>implies
>might
no

I don't give into peer pressure cause I'm not a brainlet. Suck my chud.

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is she fat?

>ive torrented a lot of shit
And you probably got the virus off something else.
>you shouldnt believe that they are completely infalliable.
Which is why there's comments from others confirming the torrent is safe or if it has an issue. You can't provide proof but you ask everyone to believe your claims, you're fucking retarded user.

i'm just curious really, i'm on a hunt for a lady gf myself

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Lol that information alone is enough for her to identify you here

No, but her mom is kinda chunky, so I expect it to happen when she's around her mother's age. Her mom is fucking hot though I want to bang her so bad. She's got that fuckable bitch face, just like my gf but her mom just like, you have no idea and her mom is like 4'11? Her mom caught me waxing the carrot once and after that she's been extra nice to me always trying to chat me up with her broken english.

Well I'm not posting anything so I'm safe for now.
Imagine the ingame model but delicious brown/tan. Beaner women are psychotic though, race mixing is bad but I knew what I was getting into.

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>tfw $1300 a week for night shift pushing medical equipment around

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CAN SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE POST THE FUCKING SEXUAL COPYPASTA WHERE IT WAS SUPER DETAILED IN NICO's VOICE PLEASE???

ALSO MY SISTER LOOKS LIKE HER

i cant fucking find it.
it was maybe 2-3 paragraphcs long
and in her accent

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>ALSO MY SISTER LOOKS LIKE HER
are you fucking her?
do you want to fuck her?
post pics

its my half sister and they look strait up alike and she moved south too and ended up pickign up an accent naturally and she has the glasses and fucking tats too

you didn't answer my questions user post pics nobody will doxx you because your step sister pics

Am I missing anything else to boost my rating? I do the combos, gun normal and charged, use air attacks with juggling combos and taunt in the air and on ground but my rating always falls so quick and usually stays in the high A low ish S rank

which character?

implying i wanna get doxed, when i could keep her all to myself shes like 22

just one pic of her face man

lol horny faggot

i'm horny yes
but i'm no faggot

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I have money. I'm just unfortunate enough to live in a third world shithole in where the physical copy was delayed for 6 days and the mail delivery system is absolute horse shite. If I'm lucky game is here tomorrow.

>tfw preordered the game a month ago
>still playing later than my scrub friends who never cared about DMC

you posted my man rygaus so i like you. no bully my new user friend who ill never see again unfortunately!!!

actually after the argument with this girl, her tellin me ot take it slow i actually sent that shit and lost my shit all night and was suicide mode but oh well

im supposed to see her tomorrow. she usually answers her texts but its been like 2 hours later than usual so yeah . sigh.

good luck wouldn't hurt post a pic of her man

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woke

>I guess it's bleaching so it's cool
Do Americans actually think like this and fantasize about their "white seed"? What the fuck is wrong with you? yikes

> bro looks like Vergil
> young workmate like DMC4 Trish with smaller tits
> gym buddy resembles Nero
I'm yet to find a Lady,Nico or Dante lookalike.

>bro looks like Vergil
>young workmate like DMC4 Trish with smaller tits
you are Dante

You talk like a faggot, so your opinion is nullified. Get lost yid.

be careful or your gf might recognize you cuck boy

I was going to pirate the game until I saw this

SOUL

Wtf lads, how do I S rank mission 8?

Is this a good entry point into the series?

her voice is annoying

God she's fucking beautiful.

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Same here, user. Same

I think the idea of raceplay is cool but if people unironically like the thought of it as some sort of power dynamic that's a little yikes indeed.

She is, but i don't really like those glasses.

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Nico getting frustrated that Nero doesn’t understand the thing she’s telling him to pick up is also pretty fantastic

As is V tripping trying to chase Dante

Yeah everyone was saying she looked like a degenerate whore but that just means she'll let you do her ass, pussy, and mouth in that order.