What if Doomguy was a girl?

Why do you keep posting this? It’s a direct to dvd movie made by C and D listers for the sole purpose of keeping the Doom movie license.
It’s a movie made for scraps so of course they don’t really give a shit about the source material.
We don’t care about the movie so stop reposting it!

They probably bank on guilt tripping people into seeing it.

Shut yo bitch ass up.

>low budget movie
>trying to goad incels into being "outraged" to get mass media attention

then she would at least look like she could kick someone's ass

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you know doomguy is a fan name right?

Why do western women try to act like men? What has caused this phenomenon?

better not suck like the last movie

I remember seeing a thicker version of Doomgirl. That one seemed more realistic.

>believable
>female

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It's a gay op to make more wagecucks who work over 8 hours a day 7 days a week

her name would be doomgirl

based on the trailer that just came out it looks like it's gonna be far worse

what if you had a gf who would rub her pusy on you haha

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It's doom slayer, shitlord

They should have casted MtF trans. You get high dosage of diversity and a believable character. Prove me wrong.

>who needs doomguy?
see, it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't need to be so blatant and obnoxious about it every single time.

crash from quake is the female doomguy

Commissar De'Shawn explains why the party sold 3 warships for 3 million bottles of Pepsi, and Pepsi ingredients.

She'd look like Zarya and not that twig shit.

>how to make turbonerds lose their shit and get a shitload of advertising for a movie in less than 280 characters

crash from quake 3

fuck off nigger.

Make me, white boi.

We already had that movie

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Honest to god I wouldn't give two shits if they decided to make the doomguy in the movie a chick if they just thought it would improve the movie by making some of their other ideas work.
Because of the prevalence of SJW bullshit though, I can't assume that's the case.
No, now I have to assume it's just being done as a hollow attempt at being progressive with no regard to the quality of the movie so I have to hate it for being done for the wrong reasons.
So much of the shit SJWs want would be perfectly fine if it weren't being done to pander to them.

there's a trailer out?
weird that I ddin't hear anything about it

why is she sitting in a futuristic skeeball game?

Literally Crash
This bitch is retarded

It's almost as if everyone is underaged and doesn't remember *sips* ahhh, Quake 3 and Live Crash.

She's literally the female counterpart to the Doom Marine, and it's implied he and Crash have/had a little thing together.

Why is it so hard for normalfags to just put her in a movie and call it a day for the sake of diversity (and rule 34)? She already slays male and female puss in the game (where you can literally talk to her in game)

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your kind is not welcome here.

only retarded waifu fags would welcome this change

watching tv or movies in 2019. dont do this.

Just because something works doesn't make it optimal.

Does she still rip and tear? That's the whole point.

>u see Commissar Ivan, if we trade military equipment for western goods we won't need to buy them, thus avoiding capitalism and our thirst for sugary drinks!

Dumbfuck, shitstain worthless piece of human trash. Shit has more value than you. You're nothing, you'll never amount to anything. I hope nothing but the worst for you.

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She aged into a Caucasian old hag.

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i'm not black.

WE WUZ KANGZ'N'SHIET

Get mad, white boi. White women love BBC which towers over your pathetic lil white weiner.

>brings up muh dick
you monkeys have literally nothing else going for you, do you?

>white weiner
>weiner
you're not white, but most assuredly not black either

Should have been Alex Jones

Virginal post, good sir

Nigger is a nigger, afterall.
Don't expect much from them.

Being white doesnt make you successful. If anything youre a more tragic loser based on your own logic.

Congrats on being the niggers of your own race

>What if Doomguy was a girl?
The only acceptable doomgirl would be Charlize Theron.

What if Doomgirl was a guy?

...

Like whites have literally nothing other than their skintone?

>projecting this hard
ok, nigger

Except the ones that are more successful or intelligent than you lol

People need to stop thinking of this as a Doom movie and more of a sequel to the shitty Doom movie that also basically had nothing to do with the games and had no Doomguy in it. Also it's straight to video garbage so it would never be good anyway.

Yeah! Fuck men!

>invents society

And you are not one of them, by judging where you are now.

Cope harder. You being white couldnt even save you from being a loser and having blacks and jews live in your head rent free.

I bet you "hate" le roasties too. Lol

>subsequently and swiftly ruins it
Nicely done, Dave

>meme
>more meme
try an actual argument next time, negro

Yeah and it fucking sucks and somehow youre still an unsucessful lardo on Yea Forums. Yikes

You're right. I'm white and successful so.. well done.

>"Hahah look at me! I'm a bad ass woman, replacing your male macho stereotypes!"
>weighs 110 pounds
>no muscles
>could get your ass kicked by literally any man
>an able bodied adult male could push you over with one arm and little force, making you literally cry in the process

Every single time. When are women gonna realize that they aren't bad ass?

youtube.com/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU

If she had mega armour I wouldn't give three fifths of a shit. I'm more annoyed that they appear to be turning this into your average dime a dozen sci fi action/horror flick. Seriously file off the UAC logos and you'd have no way of knowing what this film was supposed to be based on.

>implying it's in ruin because of whites
i mean, i suppose it is the white man's fault for not exterminating jews and niggers when he had the chance

>tfw no doom gf
why even live bros

Has Doomguy told his father about the change yet?

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Post literally any proof. You wont because youre delusional trailer trash. Lmao
>hes white and he still failed at life

You can't counter retardation with a legitimate argument, pastefriend.

>admits to larping as a mudskin

Whites rarely finish anything, not that it matters considering we'll be all gone in a century

calling people retards is not an argument, user.

Don't project, kid. It makes you look fatter.

Your literally a walking copy paste Yea Forums fag with no personality lol. Par the course ass nigga

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>no proof
Projecting hard there cumskin. Maybe you should put that energy into jelqing so you can reach my lengt

>bububo babo bobabu babodebo baBABAdo badobedebo xDDD
call me when your race invents a written idiom.

>thinking waifu fags welcome 3D roasties
lurk more and come back when you realize if it ain't 2D, it ain't worth our time

I swear to God. these fucking cunts get their hands in everything where a fucking female doesn't belong. get back in the fucking kitchen and quit being a stupid..fucking..whore..

>has literally nothing going for him
>spergs out like a retard when his coattail is called out
I can tell you have really low self esteem

What if Yea Forums- E-celebs was actually about fucking videogames?

>more comments than likes

That is when you know you fucked up

>Casts woman instead of man
Alright, well, standard fare for the age we're in now, but whatever
>Casts SHORT woman instead of Amazonian she-hulk
Okay come on now, it's like you're trying to ruin Doom

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wow, really got me there, Sigmund Freud.

idiom? More like idiot, am I right?

It's killing me to see you larping as white when you're obviously American

>Who needs a Doom Guy?
Probably the people who pay money to view your product named Doom.

It's just Samus

Why would you even care if they cast a woman? It's going to be fucking SHIT either way. DOOMed to fail from the beginning. I thought the first movie was okay just because it was kinda silly but it's not a good movie, this somehow manages to look even worse.

It wasn't even that silly though it was fucking boring until the end where they finally woke up, added a FPS sequence and turned Rock into a Bad Guy

Even that could have been done better

They don't like big girls. It's called body shaming and it's the one thing in the world that the left is the very best at.

SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER

What a worthless skunk

>didn't just get some WWE wrestler woman like Asuka
Casting a woman isn't even the point, it's about who they cast and how they changed the outfit design completely.

She is just some skinny person not evening fitting within the doom slayer design.
Then they went and completely changed outfit.

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Read this.

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instead of
>hey guys, i'm happy and honored to work on this new project I only hope we can live up the high expectations of such a passionate fanbase
they post
>Fuck you boy! girls taking over! This isn't the doom you grew up with now it's PUSSYDOOM it belongs to girls now! PUSSY POWER PUSSY POWER!
and wonder why they get a negative response.

>tfw no Doom gf saving you from demons asnd bridal carrying you home

Does Doomguy even care about saving anyone? Why would Doomgirl care either?

Have guts

Kinda like when filmmakers say
>We're remaking this movie for all the fans out there, but if you're a white male you can go eat shit and die you fucking nerd loser
And then are shocked when movie does poorly.

Yes, he cares, you journalists

>who even needs the main character

so they just straight up admit they don't give a shit about the source material
great sign there

She probably isn't even supposed to be doomguy. It'll be like the last movie where it's just a random squad of soldiers in a UAC facility because they don't actually know anything about DOOM or what people want to see. The plot sounds just like the first movie and even the outfits look identical.

Howe is that relevant at all? The protagonist has still always been the same, berserking man.

Asuka's too cute. You need to ugly her up a bit and get someone Ruby Riot tier

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>modern western movie
>female lead
Into the trash it goes. The west can't into female characters for their fucking lives. She's going to be a fucking boring mary sue and will barely be in any real danger.

It's Hollywood

When do they ever give a fuck about Source Material unless someone forces them to care?

dunno, this is just the most recent design that's been floating around, lately

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based momy is too good for c list movies

She wont be able to lift any Doom gun bigger than pistol let alone shoot and control them

I thought this social justice shit was supposed to calm down. Why the fuck is it getting worse? This has to be the height right?

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Is this movie some weird-ass period piece? That trailer and these props looks like an early 90's piece.

Except in Doom 3, where it was some new kind of similar generic marine faggot.

I too agree that this post is pure. Too pure for this filthy world.

Most likely, the studio id Software confirmed they have nothing to do the movie.
The movie probably won't use the source material at all.

twitter.com/doom/status/1105216174973960192

The movie would had least went up in quality.

Honestly she saved the WWE's woman events.
Most people wouldn't care about the events but her character hype up the show.
>Even has her own Jojo Adventures mask
>even likes anime herself
>isn't just an another "Drama queen" character with her leaving some guy WWE match

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based

I got a new one for her after the movie comes out.
>Who needs a #cinemarelease #goodsales #shoestringbudget

id nut

Me on the right.

Ehh, I'm pretty sure you're more like the one on the left.

No that's you on the left because I'm not a lil bitch.

wow dude that's pretty gay. didn't you just say that you were the one on the right? you wanna fuck another man? what a faggot.

Yeah, that's me. So what? Stupid bitch, just take cock and moan, it's all you're good for.

>E-Except this one time
Fuck off faggot

Belenzpha

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wow, i think you're the gay one here. ruining perfectly good threads with your irrelevant sexual desires. I bet you're getting pretty hard thinking about fucking a straight man, isn't that right faggot?

YAESSSS QUEEN, SLAY!!!!11!1!!!!1

"Bachacha."

Yeah.

>rarely finish anything
>the only people who've actually done anything

It's easy for Africans to finish what you've started when all you do is get aids and malaria kill eachother

dIe DiE DIe!!!!11!

>vidya waifus don't exist

What do they say about this Doom movie?

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>Classic: oomf

why the fuck is ranger there

Blyaaaaaaaaa

I needed a wild card for the second last one, 64 guy would also just step on the toes of the others.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal

wtf u talking about retard? where is this taking place?

Ghostbusters

>Getting mad over a straight to DVD Doom movie
Nobody would do this, right?

64 is the same Guy as 1,2, Arena, 4 and possibly the comic

>if you don't like the new doom movie you hate women
having female leads in shit movies is just the smart thing to do nowadays, you always have an easy excuse

this reminds me of that shitty predator movie that came out months ago

Yeah, sorry my guy, Ranger is the Marine's/Doomguys distant cousin, 64guy would fit better.

this is doom not ghostbusters

is this the fate of all 3D brown tomboys? they can't even win in real life...

if they are evil why do we want to fuck them?

jews and the women they empower

welp, it looks like the left won, guys. Time to go trans and cut your dick.

RIP AND TEAR...

t. zoomer

Because testosterone says so

RIP AND TEAR THOSE BIG COCKS

I don't care what Doomguy's genitals is, as long as they rip and tear and kill demons

Why?
A DOOM movie would actually be extremely simple and a fun concept. Just have a big fucking dude run around shooting up demons in a giant fucking 90 minute gorefest. Doesn't even need dialogue. This is America, it would sell.

>This ruins the "what if doomguy was a girl" threads forever

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This.

Read the bible nigger.

Just make a fucking metroid movie or some shit fuuuuuuuckkk reeeeeee. I'll tear this world apart I'll tear your legs apart fffknnn ffuk

That looks pretty based to be honest.

Movie looks awful, definitely going to see it.

Why do people want a movie based on a game series with 1 character who only really talks on 1 game and it's one of the main reasons that particular game is reviled as the worst in the series.

Bull Nakano in her prime could've done it

Because Hardcore Henry.

You won't do shit, nerd

The zoomers in this thread kill the boner, Crash is already female Doomguy and does a damn good job at it.

BLESZINSKI

>Bachinga

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WOMEN OUT
MINORITIES OUT
GAMERS FIRST

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>Demon slaughtering psycho that doesn't speak much played by a woman
Fine by me

>She screams "die die die"
They can never shut the fuck up can they

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A GRILL?!!

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And you're still going to watch it.

macumba

women are useless never forget

But what if you're either of those and also play games, you fat moron?

>Who needs a Doomguy?
Okay I'm not so easily triggered, but that legitimately pissed me off

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They couldn't at least find a cute short haired weight lifting woman for the role. She looks like the female equivalent of a soiboy.

i don't see how this would change anything

>implying

>DOOM movie true to source material
>DOOMGUY can only say "oomf"
>Character development done entirely through actions and occasional grunt.

oomf

if I'm quite honest I wouldn't give a fuck if doom guy was a girl could be kinda hot actually but you just know she will be wearing that stupid fucking outfit the whole time and never shut the fuck up the whole movie GIRLS CAN BE STRONG LIKE BOYS OKAY GAMERS

cant wait :^)

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Here's the trailer for those who haven't seen it.

don't say I didn't warn you

youtube.com/watch?v=DinN__0fBj0

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How can this look worse than most Sy-fy original movies? No seriously, why is the production values THIS bad even if it is for keeping the rights to a doom movie?

why do you think everyone IMMEDIATELY distanced themselves from it once the trailer dropped? No one wants to be associated with that fucking garbage

Here, user. Let me help you:

>That one faggot who berated id for saying that they had nothing to do with this
Even if the movie is complete garbage there is always one defender.

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dont care.
just make sure you actually get the armor right this time and dont do that shitty SWAT team garbage that the last DOOM movie did.

Space Helmet and big greed platearmor.
Sawed off Shotgun and a Minigun for maximum rip and tear

based and kikepilled

Go home, gamer girl.

Now THIS is a DOOMGUY (Girl) I could get behind if you know what I mean.

>DG starts the movie saving marines, movie follows this group of marines as they slowly die off one by one (as they introduce the demons one by one) as DG struggles to save them and mow down hordes at the same time
>DG bonds with a female marine (short haired, muscle girl with a tough outside and soft inside) through oomfs and saving her sparingly as she can hold her own for some situations
>DG and FM(female marine) bond over DGs rabbit daisy
>Movie ends with the DG and the marine entering hell, (with mars representing elements of paradiso, having a more philosophical take on the descent into hell itself)

>Doom movie 2 shows DG and the marine falling into gruff love as they share little picnics in hell under the helllight(?) while covered in blood, movie is simply a compilation of more introduction of demons, trying to save another team (developing how Female Marine turned into damsel in distress to "I hang with this guy now and I've proven my worth to him..kinda") which then die
>D movie 2 ends with DG facing satan himself after he finally kills his love interest, Female Marine enters purgatorio (Quake 3 arena, eternally doomed to combat on the plains), movie left on a cliff hanger as DG faces the icon of sin

Potential for a Quake movie staring sexy qt muscle girl in Crash suit in a Thor: Ragnarok style comedy/arena fight, she gets a male wimpy sidekick, we make the femenists happy, the girl actually redeems herself in the eyes of the audience through the past 2 movies.

The fact universalcucks couldn't come up with this is depressing, the fucking pic related trailer had more /soul/ than the god damn trailer, now that's my doom movie.

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Fight Like Hell is a pretty good trailer.

Sure as hell is

youtube.com/watch?v=iBYJZdIMGIk

>Attention whoring twitter post meant to outrage idiots
>screencapped and posted here immediately

Great job. Are you following to really show her now? Not like video game movies have ever been great, this just means their giving doom the old Anderson Treatment.

V I D E O G A M E S

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>white
>big cocks

kek

What the fuck is wrong with people who post shit like this? Why do they think it's necessary to shit on the nearly 30 year old franchise they're trying to adapt? This Is such a blatant fucking license renewal

>Being white doesnt make you successful.
Hahahaa it does compared to niggers.

Putting more women in games would fix that very issue. I agree with what he said about Anita but many women want to have characters just like what was described in that comment. Having characters that are relatable or admirable that aren't just 30 year old white men would be nice.

Big enough to fuck your nigger female slave ancestors to make you 15% European, alligator bait.

I don't get why they sit on a license, shit out a movie to keep the license, then never do anything significant with the license.

Fucking this.
Why not cast an actual musclegirl to play Doomguy? Can you fucking imagine a 7ft tall amazon tearing demons in half? Shit makes me diamonds just thinking about it.

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>What if Doomguy was a girl?

Honestly she would probably have hid until either she was found and killed,starved, left to go find help (then gets killed), or she waits for a man to come save her and mars.

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don't you have a cotton field to pick somewhere, shitskin?

This isn't even the reason the movie will be shit. It looks like it had a $20,000 budget and some leftover props from the 90s. It just looks cheap as fuck.

>wearing the original doomguy armor with abs exposed

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>skinny
>long hair
>swat arnor
im ok with doomslayer being a girl but it needs
>helmet on at ALL TIMES
>cool fucking armor

So pretty much what would happen to you?

Yes but im not a trained super human with a thirst to kill demons.

Now even if doom girl had training the exact same thing would happen

the only thing changing is the skin color though

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Is outrage culture the main marketing strategy for films these days?

It's true that men typically have an advantage physically, but I bet any "trained" woman could tear your ass to pieces.

I wish my head was that pumpkin.

Well yeah because I'd ask her to.

just give the license to uwe boll already!

>advertising
>for a c-list direct to video movie
>a video game movie at it
yeah they can already taste all the 8 quarters from this stunt

purification

everytime I see that thumbnail i think its someone sitting on a skeeball machine

>pumpkin

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Whats your point?

Are there stronger women than me?
Yes

Are there smarter any competition. women then me
Probably not

If i had as much physical training as a women would she be stronger than me?
No

Listen Stacey no matter how much you may hate it the fact is that women are inferior to men.

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imagine watching movies

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Anita $arkeesian is a scam artist and a disgrace to feminism.

Why do they always get so snarky about this shit?

I legit don't care about a woman being the lead role of a Doom movie, genuinely I don't, but why when this sort of thing happens they always decide to shit on the legacy of whatever they're working on?

How did she scam people anyway
I never paid attention to that shit because I didnt care but I'm curious what she actually did

>make random monster hunt movie
c list movie
>name it as "doom"
DOOM IS RUINED REE

who are we kidding it'll be better than captain marvel

a few years ago all the sjws where crying about MISS MALES being bad now they actively want every male character to just get gender swapped

Not so certain of that, Chieftan

Made a kickstarter to create a series named Tropes in Video Games that she completely dropped after a few episodes and fucked off with all the money. Idiots still praise her as a feminist icon to this day.

>Caucasian
the only caucasians that exist are a tiny minority that come from around one mountain range you fuckwit. near turkey and russia.

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its reverse psychology, remember how people in the echo chamber said that'd do badly?

Did she not meet the quota or something? She made a shitton of those vids I thought

>let's make a quick buck instead of making good content

I'm glad California is on fire. No one is innocent there.

Another case of #strongwimynz ripping something completely out of the context(the gender of the protag), inserting their agenda into it.

Doomguy, Doomgal, who gives a shit? This series is about over the top balls to the wall action. Nothing more nothing less.

What if Lara or Samus were men, huh? Huh?!
#takeoversomecommonsense #fuckyourself

People these days.. Yes, I mad.

>who needs a Doomguy

They really want to trigger the anti-sjw, huh

Is this good publicity btw? I wouldn't know anything about this dumb movie if it wasn't for you guys getting mad at a female soldier

Read the hashtags faggot.

only retards would think an MCU movie could do badly
maybe it did badly compared to other MCU movies, but not overall.
normalfags don't care about the politics of an actor, and people outside of america even less so.

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You simply can't be this fucking stupid, surely.

yikes

That's because she's a jew. She was literally a pale jew with dark makeup on playing a latina in brownface. It still amazes me that no one has ever complained about it.

They're doing this shit in order to bait a reaction, once people start flying off the handle and making videos about how Doomguy being a girl is the final great attack against masculinity, they can point to it and get a bunch of free publicity.
Best thing is to ignore it and let it wither.

>another genderbending thread
fuck off tranny

I want to see the faces of the cucks who bent over and allowed this to happen.

Then the patriarchy would GUARANTEE her movie sucks by making it an ashtray can, direct to DVD youtube tier of quality mess.

>tranny
this word still isn't filtered?
uhh, i guess we are going to have to message hiro en masse for this one

>5'2"
imagine

Someday you will learn what your "friends" did to you, and you won't like it one bit.

Why are women like this? Personally, I don't want or care about a male Bayonetta or a male Samus. It'd just be weird and wrong. What's so wrong about being male? Why are they so aggressive?

shut up tranny

your genderbending shit is just a Trojan horse for autogynephilia, just gtfo already

>Not even armored
>Tiny

Man fuck this shit. Fuck this weird roll reversal timeline

It's not women, it's collectivists in general.
Retards that oversimplify the humankind into crap like "the blacks, the white, the women".
It's literally the brainlet "my group did beat your group" kind of retarded thought.

the left is wining like "wining son". There is no way back, they warned us but we didn't listen.

Such low effort manufactured controversy and people always fall for it, always believe it's genuine, always go all in arguing about it then fucking forget all about it in less than a month. Eat shit, you fucking peabrains.

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>autogynephilia
what?

unironically redpilled

Nobody forgets.

The girl in the movie is not supposed to be doomguy, you know that right?

hiro doesn't care about you, 40%er

This looks fake.

yes you can, since you are being a retard trying to say caucasian means anything OTHER than what it actually means the ethnopeoples of the caucases mountain ranges and region.

it literally means NOTHING else. fuckwit.

then explain to my why you cant say onions anymore

We are coming after "tranny" and then "faggot" and in the end the dreaded N word

that's why people are laughing about it
even id had to clarify on twitter that they are in no way connected to this dumpster fire

/thread

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>Be 2019
>Still base judgments of other people on race

We are gonna go extinct man

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>We are gonna go extinct man
Implying that's a bad thing

In that sense I propose to state 'fuck them'.
They want Doomguy? Let them have him. Master chief? Whatever.
We know better than to lower oureself to litterally flinging shit.

Unlike women, our perception of ourself, our worth ain't determined by how our peers see us.
A man knows how much of a man he is or isn't. He doesn't need another party, regardless of gender, telling him how much he's worth.
An incel knows as much about who he is or isn't, as the next best chad. And that, brothers, we can be proud of.

Let them have their victory, they need it more.

Nothing is permanent and everything dies anyways but it could at least not be done by stupidity

Is this the thread where we get mad over a straight to DVD movie that literally nobody will watch and next to nobody on the planet even knows about?

I didn't. Doesn't take away from her demeanor

Still a guy, newfag. ;)

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>generic budget zombie movie
>slap a brand name on it
ok fine it's profitable usually who cares
>invest a bunch of money into having marketers and journos try to rile up fans of the series in a lazy attempt to generate publicity
welp so much for profit, they're going to be at a deficit after this

No this is the thread where we hate on the symptoms of this sjw and 3rd wave feminazi bullshit we have to deal with nowadays.

>protag wears a helmet and beefy armor for the whole movie
>removes helmet near the end to reveal doomguy is actually doomGIRL
fucking amateurs making these movies I swear

probably

>They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done

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But this is Doom, not Metroid.

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nice bait easy (you) kek

Ask /pol/

How the fuck did she try to justify deserving more money? For the kid? Surely not.

is that image supposed to prove anything?

A lot of this

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Ranger should be the Doomguy from the 2006 Movie.

Why has kindergarten rhetoric of "girls rule boys drool" and vice versa become the war cry of adults?

I don't think a movie with only doomguy would work.

Seeing as how only like 12% of people are really in that SJ demographic, it can't last much longer

because the generation that used that rhetoric as kids never grown up mentally

Could work but I need to find a good picture that doesn't cover the same emotions as the Doom marine.

where is the suit?

The SIDs are really getting annoying.

Fuck man, and I felt like a kid for still playing video games and doing shit like building gunpla (because I can now afford it).

The actresses last name is Goldstein. The fuck did you expect?

To be fair, kids wouldn't have the patience for certain gunpla.

It means Japan has finally won.

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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Zombie.

I can't believe this guys, Anita actually won... How did we let this happen?

>Japan has finally won
She wouldn't be a Japanese doomgirl. Japan literally loves putting cute girls into all sorts of situations, whether they be good, bad, cute, etc. Japan's doom girl would literally be
>I love cute girls so I want to see a cute girl in Doom
Western Doomgirl is
>#Fuckmen

black people living in cold climates is based, period.

faggot and nigger have been here since the beginning, its culture at this point no one here cares about you or your feelings you fucking nigger loving tranny faggot

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Would change the color of finnish rape babies.

Why do they keep doing this? Every single other movie that did this turned out to be shit. First it was that fucking Ghostbusters remake, then Captain Marvel. If even Marvel Studios and Disney can't make this 'girl power' horseshit sell well, how well do they expect to do?

you know how dogs mark their territory by pissing on it? this is the same kind of thing.

Because they're insane and are desperately attempting to push their propaganda and brain washing

Nigger.

>buff and strong looking while still womanly
Fund it.

>Hear about this months ago in a thread on Yea Forums
>Everyone realizes it's a direct to DVD movie and moves on
>Now it's the same threads with the same Twitter screencaps with the same replies as before on multiple boards
I can't tell if this is some retard who heard about this later and is super pissed or a dedicated shill campaign. Either way it doesn't belong on Yea Forums

It's happening because a trailer was released

>movie about a game
>doesn't belong
Stay stupid.

doesn't appear to be floating at all

>she's so secretly feminine and cute :3
fuck off, and fuck you. doomguy is a badass ugly masculine mother fucker, this gay ass girly shit does not fucking fit

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Why do you compare yourself to men? Do you believe women have something to prove? Do you think they're inferior?

i guess it's too bad quake isn't doom, retard

Are there any short haired muscle girl types in porn that any anons here know of?

Nice attempt at subversion, libertard.

>#takingover
Look, I'm fine with equality, but when you do shit like this is makes your entire movement look bad.

Tertiary at best, reddit

Yes

>It's reddit to point out how the subject matter is relevant
Stay wrong, newfag.

correct, I did :)

god damn women are a mistake. taking over BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO VIA A DEMASCULATED SOCIETY

What if they made a good video game movie for once in the history of man?

Gib names pls, I beg

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But Mortal Kombat was ages ago.

male libido is like being chained to a demon

No, it won't, because they'll all be exactly the same. Women are valuable, men aren't, and nothing and no one will ever change that. You can't stop women from being the reproductive bottleneck, and that is, ultimately, what shapes every last facet of the way men and women relate to each other, the media we create, and how we think about ourselves and the world.

the disease over works like that

Women are rotten to the core

so how the fuck did they get the rights to make the thing?

There's nothing to "fix" with games, aside from shitty practices like microtransactions and early access releases. Beyond that, the industry doesn't need or benefit from more women because there are already loads of them in it. This whole fake "shortage" is just bullshit signaling.

Is she brapping?

Well, right now, your race is being destroyed by collectivism and a fun retarded mindflip caused by it.
"If most criminals are black, then all blacks should be treated as criminals"
"If most terrorists are arabs, then all arabs should be treated as terrorists"
"if most oppressed people are arabs, then all arabs should be always treated as innocents".

And in your case, "if most rich and powerful people are white, then we should treat all whites as rich and powerful, so we must teach the white kids they're the cause of every problem in the world, so they will use their influence to fix it".
This is the logic behind the book related, that is used in US and europe schools as a guide.

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who loves rabbits

Can't have been that hard since Jojo is already borrowing loads of shit from the west, namely all the musical iconography and references.

>Ecelebs and posting and rating your shitty room (aka battlestation threads) is video games
>But a movie about video games has no relation to video games

Should she not be?

The movie isn't about video games.

Legit being serious: Who is this chick? I could care less they cast the Doom Slayer as a woman. A bit pissed they picked a literal-who, though.

its more canon than whatever the FUCK this stupid fuck doom movie is, retard

no, it isn't. the doom canon is the doom games.

>He didn't agree that eceleb and battlestation threads are not vidya
Fucking newfag trash.

and fistbumps action figures

What point are you even making, shitskin?

cringe but redpilled

>Who needs a Doomguy xD
>sticc 90lb woman overpowered and raped by two imps

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I don't watch shitty movies so I wouldn't watch the movie either way. Means I don't care. Yea Forumsirgins sperging out is more entertaining

The point is quite simple actually.
Collectivism is retarded and its the thing killing the white race.

>#taking over

They say it like it was a struggle.
Men now a days dont out up a fight.

This is why you don’t watch JEWlywood kike fucking movies. They just implement all of their faggot shit and ruin everything.

>white people are the niggers of white people
???

Samus is a giant and wears an alien power suit. Doom bitch has noodle arms and a bleeding vag.

i know, and thats the funny part. a non-canon is more canon.

this.

There is no "white race" without collectivism, dipshit.
The problem isn't collectivism, the problem is that whites are naive enough to think that any other people are gonna abandon their in-group mentality the same way we have largely done.

Where's the lie?

where's the actual picture of doomgirl in her underwear faggots

Scottish actress from Aberdeenshire.

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The problem is that a large parcel of the population that seem himself as white is brain washed into believing they have committed an awful sin for being born white.
Thus why you get SJWs, non-dysphoria trannies and forced racemixing.

>ugly
Hes literally the perfect specimen of ginger.

What does that have to do with collectivism? You can't be against collectivism while promoting the idea of a collective, you fucking retard.
Just call SJW's a bunch of retards and move on. Stop trying to be subversive, pseudo-intellectual spic.

Such low effort manufactured outrage over manufactured controversy, and you faggots always fall for it. No wonder these threads get so much traction with people like you. Choke on cocks, fagola.

Actual doomgirl

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This stupid trend isn't working, wish they'd stop

Because the woman that wrote the book that caused all the problem was thinking in retarded collectivist mindflip, and assuming that all white people are rich because most rich people are white.

>Caucasoid has been used since the 1780s to refer to whites
Dude, read a fucking book or something. People have been saying it for over 200 years. I imagine when people say “dude, that’s sick/cool” you sperg out on them about how nobody is allowed to evolve the English language.

And? That's the fault of her for being a white-hating kike.
Wanting to preserve the white race is a form of collectivism as well, so what's your argument, you dumb fucking shit?

>has no personality beyond hating demons
>has no meaningful relationships aside from a pet rabbit
Nothing would change.

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Succubus are evil and their one job is to be fuckable by guys.

if she's ready to show her tits and a nice bush. I'm down then

She would be in a direct to video movie

Then just keep Doom Marine a man. : >

>It’s a movie made for scraps so of course they don’t really give a shit about the source material.

Isn't the point of film to make profit?
They could at least do the bare research and attempt something good to make money.

They aren't and neither is Twitter screencaps about a direct to DVD movie. Seethe harder double nigger newfag Reddit import.

Yes, but also no, that takes effort. Dont you know that widely known franchises make a shitton of money on name only? Surely you remember the great success of the Final Fantasy movie and the new Ghostbusters movie.

Neither of those did well. The FF movie basically bankrupted the company leading to the square enix merger.

This is true. Progressives are claiming that power is mostly connected to Whiteness instead of wealth.

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>IRONY

You make a piece of shit to keep property rights. It's absolutely a thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashcan_copy

But I don't get why they want to keep it if all they are going to do is make low budget shit to further keep it.

Not him but shut the fuck up you faggot.

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Sorry I couldn't read your overemphasis on words that signified your true meaning. My bad.

We don't know about future use. There might be another Doom movie that's like 0.2% more effort.

it's so that no one else can make a Doom movie

>Wanting to preserve the white race is a form of collectivism
Not really. Choosing a white wife, or even creating a white only community don't require that you get intellectually lazy and start judging people by the group they're in.
All it will do is throw a wrench on every step of your plan when someone (or even the majority) of the people in the groups you believe start to act differently from it.

>not him
I doubt it, spiclord. Now back to your McDonald's job, faggot.

It wouldn't really matter if it was a girl in DoomSlayer armor, but it's literally just some random woman in cop swat vest, they didn't put any effort on this

>have an in-group bias for race isn't collectivism
>forming a literal collective around a racial identity isn't a form of collectivism

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The average woman is physically weaker than a 70 year old man according to some study Roosh was on about.

>male principle of justice
There. Doesn't exist.

If you want to be pedantic, yes.
But the danger lies on wanting to be a retarded lazy fuck that do "white men good, black men bad".
In general people with this mindset ends doing several stupid decisions, and the more power they have, the bigger the damage, which is why the SJWs are such a menace, given many of em actually have power via rich daddies.

Only if you're white and trying to form a group with other whites :^)

It's certainly something men are more likely to understand and relate to.
Womens sense of justice only extends as far as social justice and for things that harm their perceived social status.

Just like those cucks at Gearbox that own Duke Nukem but won't do anything with it.
Or Atari and Blood.

Please tell me retard, why would anybody want to have a "white only community" if they see absolutely no difference between whites and non-whites?
Good goy.

lol what the fuck are you retards freaking out about again?
is it all about this tweet from last year?

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Saw a study once that suggested that average untrained men had greater grip strength than female Olympic standard weightlifters

You can see difference between whites and non-whites while not being a collectivist.
The trick is just to consider it one of the many aspects.
With collectivism, you create one standard person, and do all your decisions based on this standard person and this will fail, specially when people start to distort your standard person until it turns into a completely wrong vision of that group of people.

>the faggotass zoomer gen knows nothing of god's chosen people: The black siberian russian.

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Bro, why are you debating collectivism when you don't even know what it means? Seriously, look up the definition and stop embarrassing yourself.

cute

>That scene halfway though the movie where doom(((girl))) had to stop and dilate to stop fer frankensnatch closing up
WTF were they thinking Yea Forumsros?

Only thing ruskies do here anymore is smuggle cheese.
yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/border_guards_intercept_cheese_smuggler_on_finnish-russian_frontier/9767692

they released a new trailer you goober

>DOOMGUY
>character development

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>whisper "they don't think biological women can be strong" to the TERFs
>whisper "they're fetishizing MtFs" to the tranny crowd
>watch implosion

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t.Sargoy *smug chuckle*

>not wanting strong women to accelerate the total female domination

Men are trash

>We are gonna go extinct man
What the fuck are you on about? There are over 7 billion people on this planet and it just keeps growing

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What if I was your father?

>no one ever notices this tweet is from almost a year ago
we had plenty of advance warning

I'm pissed that she made this post. Not even because of what she's saying, but now if I call the movie shit, people are going to call me a women hater. I watched that trailer put out knowing nothing about it and I genuinely thought this was a fan film because of how bad it looked.

Good god, I hate how directors abuse popular topics to get around legitimate criticisms.

>your post
Screencap this and use it in the future. God knows we need to be reminded of it frequently with the outrage bait machine that is modern culture.

>Who is VEGA.

Sideboobs of the rich and famous.

I don't care at all that she's the protagonist to the movie, but saying "who needs a doomguy" is just unnecessarily insulting to anyone who wanted a movie with Doomguy.

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He would be considered white in the US.

She wasn't believable in the slightest.

Dude, don't dis 70 year old men. They all look weak but if you've ever shaken ones hand they have a god damn iron grip that comes from years of hard work and labor.

The way it was meant to be.

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then it would be doom, but with a woman instead.

All she did was act like a cunt, put others in danger and yell a lot... wait a minute.

It's not a dis, i'm just stating that a healthy woman is on average weaker than a man that's more or less at the end of his natural life.

Also somehow a heavy weapons specialist despite being built like a stick insect.

Pretty unrelated but are there any other scary monsters in the Alien universe besides xenomorphs and predators?

It’s something he says it just sounds gay when a woman tries to sound like a man.

anyone who doesn't agree is falseflagging
prove me wrong

She was a loud obnoxious cunt that couldn't think and is very obviously a "yeah woman!" role in the movie.

This upsets me so much.

She gives a middle finger to Doomguy, the main character that John Romero states is meant to represent "the player itself".
The whole existence of Doom as a franchise is based around Doomguy, and she flips him off.
Some stupid fucking woman who has no idea about Doom, insults the main character of a prolific franchise - who she herself is now apart of - and says "who needs him?"
A low budget film going direct to video that was filmed in 2 months.
And when the trailer was posted, id Software has to come out and state they have no relation to this project because it was so badly received.
Who needs Doomguy? You do you fucking bitch.
You do realise you're trying to market a film by flipping off the main character who represents the player?
And what the fuck have you done compared to what Doomguy has done? What makes you think you even have the right to be in something with Doom's name on it?
There is not a single rock on this planet that is as dense as this dumb fuckwit.
How dare you.

Yes I'm mad.

this

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Pretty much all my issues. I don't want an actor/actress. I want a faceless demon killer who acts impulsively powered by rage. Judge Dredd did this idea flawlessly.

Also-

Doomguy: After being ordered to fire upon unarmed civilians, fatally punches his commanding officer. Defeats Hell itself and saves the fucking planet.
Amy Manson: Woman in Club - Trainspotting 2

>#takingover
Havent id software gone on record saying that they dont endorse this shitty movie whatsoever?

This, she's like a caricature of Ripley.

you can type those words that but you're still wrong

See I dont even care about women or minorities in movies. It's whatever. But when you go shit like this which essentially just boils down to"Look how progressive we are. If you odnt like it then sucks to suck #sorrynotsorry" it's a little annoying. I also thinks it's insulting to the people they supposedly represent. As if saying that they need help getting to where there are.

>JOHN ROMERO IS GOING TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH

uh-huh, you can type in anything you want and you would still fucking retarded.
The character is basically just a man without a penis, a good female character that does not make.

butt

This.

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This feminism bullshit needs to fucking stop already, women won't even watch this shit so all they're doing is alienating their actual fans.

true, but to be fair no actual fans will watch this shit. it isn't even related in any way with the game, and the devs actually pointed this out due to how trashy it looked.

If doomy gurll was in an armored suit like that lookin DUMMY THICC then I'd be so happy.

They just said they have nothing to do with it. Whatever deal they made with Universal back in 2005 probably let them have the license for a long time.

How would people feel if someone took a existing female character and turned her into a man for their game or movie? Stupid bitches would screech how sexist it is like the hypocritical cunts they are.