Choose your fighter

>speed
>agility
explain the difference in this context

>First cart
>10 stars
>Second cart
>8 stars
>Third cart
>9 stars

Middle one always has broken wheels

Speed
>how fast you can ride it
Agility
>how fast you can swing it

Stats aren't equal, strength is kinda useless in the supermarket level.

>bachelor carts
>strength/agility
You bump into those fucking things with a basket and they fall over. They're fucking 1.1.1 star cuck-baskets. Even people in mobility scooters won't use em.

Based

>American joins the server

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>Bruce Springsteen starts playing over the PA

third one has the highest skill ceiling since strength would actually be based on the user

Basket obviously. Get fucking dunked on, Trolleyfags.

>choosing the cuck cart

So you wane tell me you can ride a basket faster than a normal cart?

if you don't take the big cart you can be sure that this is why your father doesn't love you

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>Speed and Agility being different stats

I’ve always wanted someone to make a multiplayer game where you ride around in shopping carts and beat the shit out of people while riding in then

Basket.
There's always fat retards leaving their family sized carts sideways on the aisles when they take their massive retard bodies in front of the exact product that I want to pick up when they go to ponder which product they'll pick despite always choosing the same one every single time anyway. With the basket I can dodge their carts. Although full sized cart would let me ram through their whale bodies.

They’re different things. You can run fast but not turn your body well and vice versa

>free to play user

Sure. It might move fast, but can it turn fast?

I AM ALL LOST IN THE SUPERMARKET
I CAN NO LONGER SHOP HAPPILY
I CAME IN HERE FOR A VIDEO GAME THREAD
GUARANTEED REPLIES

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What's the name of those large square back pack looking things that some people have when they go shopping that look like they can hold just as much as a regular trolley?

Mega Game I kinda
youtu.be/AASvkeC8t-o

for me it's the combat hand basket

>pay to win doesn't exist!

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>not just tipping it over and saying "fuck, what an emergency" then moving over it.

Dual wield basket

These things are fucking slow and makes you look like a complete loser.
0/10

DEWEL WIELD

That's the whole point, they're specifically for obese Americans who can't stand up for longer than 5 seconds.

it's the cuck kart for me

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I thought they where for old people because they are the only ones i've seen using them

I usually saw more fatties on them when I worked at the supermarket. Old people just push normal carts and crash into everything.

I was thinking something with a similar third person perspective but you alternate between kicking the ground to accelerate and go faster and hopping in your cart with a melee weapon, charging towards people. There’d be a lot of hills and slopes so you could catch some air/go down slopes for more speed. There’d be more to it of course but that’s the basic idea.

*bocks your path*

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jej

Does anybody have a webm of that guy in the middle east using a shopping cart as a shield

>when you roll up the cereal aisle with your 7 kids riding

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A new challenger appears

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Speed: *****
Strength: **
Agility: **

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reusable bags are supportcucks

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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ah, the "checkout nightmare". Load it with wares and hope they never find all the shit you don't want them to find, Like the 3 slabs of beer hidden beneath the potatoss

Speed: 100%
Agility: 100%

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I have seem little of greek ladies put half a supermarket into one of those things. And then p pay for an apple.

>Thread about fucking shopping carts

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cuck cart because its the most balanced

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>somehow the best thread on Yea Forums

Not with that load, fucking idiot

Speed ****
Strength **
Agility ****

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Strength affects inventory limit brainlet

>Game has microtransactions

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Speed: *****
Strength: *****
Agility: *****

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>cuck cart because it's the most balanced for the most mentally imbalanced

pottery

Whats the stats for this?

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lurk moar

based old people

>not having the master key
google, 3d print. those tings all usea simple tounge key to open.

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Speed: *****
Strength: *****
Agility: *

kek

specialized class for dealing with wholesale-type enemies. Weak against produce-types and other non-stackable enemies.

Tendie wagon comin' thru, sluts!

What if you own slaves whom bring the groceries to your home?

Fuckin tight man.

Knock Knock

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high damage with a chance for knockdown
Medium speed
very low agility

You still need a coin to remove the other key.

Items can be gained through skill

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>t. Mohammed bin Salman

Stats depending on the slave than duh

Fuck kids and fuck the parents who think its cute to inconvenience other customers with their little brats playing shopping, blocking isles and making lines longer.

And then at the register
>"he wants to pay for his own candy, awww"

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fucking premiumfags

I have to work a retail shift today. If I have to return the carts from the cart returns today I’ll be thinking of you guys

Jej.

Agility is handling

The trolley jokey keys just slot in and any coins are refunded while your key won't be held by the card.

OPEN UP THE DOOR

Are these things still around? I only see the carts with the proximity lock now.

>pros: efficient, easy to do and difficult to master
>cons: social stigmatization, look like a shoplifter

i just wanna carry my fucking food around like a barbarian damnit.

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That assumes you need a lot of pickups, a god tier player can get by with only a few items

>Randomize button in creation tool

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>be 33y/o
>still like to coast on shopping carts when no ones looking

>go to store planning on only getting 1 or 2 things
>end up with a hand full of stuff like this

Finally got the rare drop from cashier 4
best cart mod I've found

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I swear I've lived with you, or at least someone who thinks your way. "free form living" sounds good until you have to wipe your ass whith a brick of instant ramen.

>Game has purchasable skins

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You have autism.

Those things are 1 Strength. Flimsy and prone to splitting

You can only truly die if the child left in you dies.

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speed is speed, agility is maneauverability

Final boss is impossible

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>game has contextual weapon that can only be used in one area

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>Not just going through self-checkout

You can pull off so much shit with those things in a busy grocery store.

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this is basically Banjo: Nuts and Bolts

Kek

go at a different time of the day if you dont wanna deal with that, autismo

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hand basket obv

>being a nigger

these things take two men to push

I fucking loved this as a kid

I dont pay for half of my groceries when I go through those. Shits nice.

You're going to hate me for saying this, but fortnite added pushable, mountable shopping carts. You can hop in, or let a friend ride in the basket while you push and gain speed from hills. I dropped the game a long time ago, but I'm sure you could put together a custom game with them.

to bad your storage capacity is shit
I mean look at this upgraded standard cart

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The Sisyphus mode

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ALL
MY
FRIENDS
KNOW THE LOWRIDER

Yeah let me just change my work schedule to accommodate a bunch of fat bitches and their shitty, autistic kids who never learned to how to behave in public places

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wtf is a cuck cart?

Dammit. Just make that mechanic into its own game.

dat onion face

I fucking hate how they made certain areas inaccessible without p2w items.

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>see someone i know from work at the store
>start sweating and heart starts racing
>do a 360 and run out of the store

no one said anything about work schedule wagepleb.
you have peak autism
since when is a child wanting to pay for their own candy a "shitty and autistic" thing to do?

literally just put headphones in and zone out to your favorite music
or
use a service that shops for you and brings to your house

>hand cart
>max agility
Yeah until you end up buying more than you planned and are carrying 50lbs in one hand like a retard. Literally me everytime because I hate having to navigate a big ass four wheeler.

Nerf top cart NOW REEEEE

>implying you wouldn't be just as surprised by a cart that big
I fucking hate nu-Yea Forums memes so much

>Not wanting free groceries

speed: 5
strength: -3
agility: 5
bonus ability: tears with 3 or more items inside

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>Fighting game
Small Cart
>RPG
Tall Cart
>Shooting game
Small Cart
>Racing Game
Basket
>Ace Combat
Small Cart
>Dating Game
Tall Cart

Yeah, it'd be fun. The mount and blade of shopping carts is what I'm thinking, but with drifts.

>not using a bidet
Smarter, not harder.

Hand basket every time.

>player character doesn't fit the game's world

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>Cannot inflict Elemental Status ailments
>50% Increased cart speed
>Deals 1-3 base cold damage per 10 Intelligence
>25% less area on effect radius
>Penetrates 38% Fire Resistance
>One impact every 0.10 seconds
>Chiled ground lasts 0.50 seconds
>Speels Repeats and additional time
>Skills last 4.50 seconds

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push cart is the joke character

>not getting one of the buffed plastic bags at the store that last forever

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>assist mode

what about flatbeds

>wasting your money needlessly

You're just a scared little bitch

AHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE AHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO

>Mario Galaxy 2 multiplayer

As a Walmart associate, I really appreciate customers using hang baskets or not being afraid to leave their buggies to the side for a second instead of looking at shit for hours and blocking everything and being totally un self aware

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>tfw have like 8+ because i always forget them and buy new ones

I win

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>out of bounds

>game has an age restriction

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Harsh but fair.

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Why would you need that many eggs?

brats and their moms should be corralled into ghettos desu, so that they would only annoy each other and let other people have a calm and pleasant day. Cunts who think that the world owes them just because they have spread their legs twice need to be gassed

for fuck sakes bubbles stop

Chaddest of trolleys

>game is trying to be modern art

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See

>player camps instead of playing the game normally

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EXCUSE ME COMING THRU

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restaurant?

The Chad Cart

You never know when you meet a drunken girl on a park bank

To feed the hungover chicks he picks up after they wake up in his apartment idiot

your time isn't that important. Either wait your turn or shop at a different time of day instead of whining like a little bitch girl.

>early morning grocery shopping master race

Can't wait to play the Game&Watch version

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>there are people that disagree with anything said here
sasuga Yea Forumstards

>it's better with mods

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you're the kind of pussy who gets mad at me when I snitched you playing pokemon in class lol

>strength: *
>speed: ***
>agility: ***
>bonus: nags

not interested in validating sóyboy rage. solve your problems instead of crying on Yea Forums

>mfw you are in the wrong game

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>not making it green and purple

Holy shitdicks, that's retarded.
If you make daily or once every 2-4 day trips instead of weekly/bi-weekly trips, half-carts are way more convenient than full carts and can hold more than a basket.
On top of taking up less room for people to get around you in aisles and greater maneuverability.
You can turn that shit in a small circle without inconveniencing anyone if you need to turn around.
I can't even recall all the times I've seen a fuckhueg cart with only like 3 items in it (although they probably added a fair bit more after I left) block exactly where I need to be. Sometimes I'll say something, but the usual response is "fuck off" with only the rare "Oh, I'm sorry."

Eggmind

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>players noclip to out-of-bounds areas

>player loses on purpose to fuck you over

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even third world shitholes have had this figured out for centuries, why is the west so behind?

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>Final boss is the man who kidnapped your mother

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Nah, that's a lucky physics collision after compressing it against a wall with a random object you picked up.

cuck cope

Did someone actually make a porno based on that post? Is this real? Am I being trolled?

What happens if you sneeze though??

>intelligence: *

Not sure. Yes. No.

>Nothing but plain scrambled eggs

Fucking hell man, at least microwave a sausage or make some toast as a side.

anyone who disagrees with this shit doesn't go grocery shopping once a week

Git gud

???????
Western civilization has come to the conclusion that the head and neck should be the most protected area and should carry the least amount of load on the body
You are the retarded one

And intermediate cripples who don't want to hobble around Shartmart on a cane.

this is a good thread

I only shop once a month

She has to earn that first.

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>game punishes you for abusing its mechanics

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this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen

>since when is a child wanting to pay for their own candy a "shitty and autistic" thing to do?
When the lines are like 30 minutes long to begin with and I want to get the fuck out of the store and eat my fucking food you clueless neckbeard

rip teeth

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Former grocerycuck here
The only people that used these things were fat black people and entitled white people. The majority of people with actual disabilities had their own thing.

>early morning grocery shopping master race
fuck yeah. one of the best parts of working graveyard shift is going shopping right after work. get your shit and get the fuck out, sometimes with fresh bakery items.

>a sausage or make some toast as a side.
>for random thot you find on a bench
Dude gave her a spoon and even water, the fuck you talkin about?

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>getting out from the house
shiggy

>weapon recovers your health while you're moving

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FUCKING BRAWL

>what is self checkout

Should've pressed his stomach against the handle to balance himself.

I miss getting the 'oops we baked too much' discount stuff that they sell an hour or two before closing, but never having to stand in line more than makes up for it.

>graveyard shift
you're stronger than me, brother, shit just about broke me; i need the sun.

>Empty cart
>Put all weight on one end of the fulcrum
>Wonders why it tips

>that lightning mcqueen inside the cart
How deep is the lore bros

how?
how new r u?

>His supermarket has a in-house bakery for fresh bread every morning

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ABANDON THREAD

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imagine sperging this hard and using a plate instead of a bowl

I only see these at walmart.
And I never go to walmart anymore because it's full of somalians.

I swear, these niche fighting games always have a puppet fighter archetype.

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why
do you
post like
this
you cock sucking
faggot

>There's always fat retards leaving their family sized carts sideways on the aisles when they take their massive retard bodies in front of the exact product that I want to pick up when they go to ponder which product they'll pick despite always choosing the same one every single time anyway.
One time I had to get just five items. It was 7AM and the store was nearly empty. Every single item I wanted was blocked by the sole person in the aisle.

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ingenius, when you go to bag your shit, just take the yellow bag from the cart

>convincing your gf to re-enact a meme for Yea Forums
that actually sounds kinda fun desu

That’s literally from a jav retard

>*hurts your hand*

because
it
triggers
autistic
assmad
faggots
like
you

>adaptation is worse than the original in every way

every time

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jump force.png

So, would this be a fighter? A racing game? An arena brawler?

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I don't care if it's a random hobo or the ruler of the universe, you shouldn't be serving anyone nothing but plain scrambled eggs unless you're an extreme poorfag.

Sauce on webm?

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Yes

>famous person plays the game

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I'm never clicking this shit again. The thumbnail is sufficiently revolting.

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>Whiffed Super

>noise: 3 stars
>noise: 5 stars
>noise: 1 star
I like the second one but with the metal lined with plastic like pic related so it makes less noise

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>tfw legit anxiety buying toilet paper

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me on the left

The Virgin Plastic
The Chad Metal

BIG yikes

>first job was as a cart bitch
>sometimes would have someone else to help out
>would always race these fuckers as soon as someone got done with them

It's not like I miss the job, but the simplicity of it was nice. I especially miss fucking with those chucklefucks who would try to speed up in their car so they wouldn't get stuck waiting a few seconds for me to push my 14-cart line across the driveway. I would stare those bastards down the whole time while they slammed on their brakes to barely avoid hitting me.

@454356364

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but why

>@

I can't find a server that isn't full of bots.

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>Hey look it's user
>OMG He's buying toilet paper, what a creep
>Eww, I bet he goes to the toilet
>Do you think he, like, defecates? Ewww He is so nasty, incels should all die imo

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master race

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stop, it hurts

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strong feeling of shame because its for a filthy/private place and everyone can see that I'm buying it

Pretty much summed it up. Can't help it.

>247 replies

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It was fun while it lasted lads, but it looks like mods are being fags again.