DUDE

JUST FUCKING GET THAT SHIT IN

C'MON
GET IT
FUCKIN' IN

Guys. Listen..
Halo Reacharound

>9 years

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

WELCOME TO

HALO REAAAAAAAAAACH

YEAH
YEAH
YEAAAAAAAAAH

im in the good ol days right now

shut the fuck up you embarrasing degenerate newfag

How did you feel when you first saw this?
youtu.be/s3MabEog3yQ

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i too remember when arin animated

YEAH YEAH GET THAT SHIT IN THERE
READY
GOO

youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE

zoom zoom

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kek

This cancer was not funny back then and it isn't funny now.

Disappointing, because the game failed to capture a lot of that impending doom & horror atmosphere, it felt like Call of Duty: Halo Edition half the time

Sure Objective Survive was pretty cool, but besides that

>gets excited for zoom-zoom port while pretending to look down on zoom-zooms
You didn't get rid of your 360, did you, nu-mer?

WELCOME TO HALO RE-

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>9 years is old

I bet you're still single and live with your parents

You weren't even alive when this video was uploaded, piss off

go back to rocket race redditforbrain

I never could believe just how good that trailer is

Well, here we are. We've lived long enough to see the time when people get called underage for not being excited about a port of a castrated console clone of quake and unreal for brodudes and children.

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don't you have children to save money for or something? fuck off

Don't be mad at him just because you've never felt a woman's touch

projecting

go back to pole

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>the amount of underages in this thread getting upset because they don't get the joke
fuck I'm not old. I'm not old. I'm not old.

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oh my fucking god

animating isn't cool anymore when you can just play videogames and millions of kids will watch you and you get those sweet ad bucks

References are not jokes.

Campaign hits you with the feels as it's the last good bungie game

I don't even browse /pol/ haha your presumptuous nature speaks for itself, little man

Are you not?

Mocking people who are excited for Reach is the joke you underage.

if 29 is too old for video games what the fuck do you guys even do all day?

oh my god riding your bike outside
calling up people on the phone all day
rwatching tv
drinking wine
wow sooooooooooooo fulfilling
sooo much fun oh my GOD
EXCITEMENT

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woooooow
NATURE!!

TRAVEL!!!

IM AN ADULT

This

>referencing a joke is the joke!
Summoning the power of Kamiya

youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

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>a castrated console clone of quake and unreal for brodudes and children
lol dis nigga didn't get invited to play halo with the boys

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the fact that you can’t imagine anyone enjoying anything outside of video games (and probably anime, loser) is so sad

THIS

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PHONY

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>Just enjoy inferior things!

I BET YOU DONT EVEN BUILT ROCKETS OR LASERS
youtube.com/watch?v=nlVcAJFU-5E
youtube.com/watch?v=XqIfkhaYMMI

you waste your time in dialog in lack of video game in choice of resource use in and on all levels of reality you are a pleb

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

They don't get the reference either, obviously

Why hasn't anyone killed him yet? That's what he wanted if he ever went the LP route, right?

halo sucks

fucking kino, will we ever see something like this again?

>Egoraptor had a relatively positive Q&A on Yea Forums the day that video was released
>that was 9 years ago

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And now he's a successful person. He maybe we should have taken his steps and leave this trash heap.

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>Back when e-celebs could actually use Yea Forums without causing a gigantic scandal

To be fair the place was different before Identity Politics came and marred the site.

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Back when Egoraptor was actually funny and not greedy whore.

Fuck. The memories.

Halo aged as bad as this cartoon

if you are 29 and you dont spend most of your day working , you didnt make it

you re gonna be neet for life

this was the last time i was excited for a game.

Who said anything about /pol/? He said pole. Looks like you just outted yourself, bud.

didn't make what? define working and pay and distinguish my poverty from your wealth

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ODST was the last halo game I played. I'm pretty excited for reach

Im excited for ODST with a mouse and keyboard

Holy fuck I forgot how kino this was. The only part in the game that captured this feel was the ending of Long Night of Solace.

Remember when 343 announced Halo 4, 5 and 6 simultaneously. That was like 2013 and we've gotten 1 (one) of those games.

Everyone hated Yea Forums back then too you newfag, people just took the internet less seriously and weren't as retarded.

>babbies first fps calling other ppl new

youtube.com/watch?v=JMYrKTU8Hmc

you can lie to me and tell me this wasn't one of the best tv spot game trailers of all time, but we all know it was dope as fuck to watch this in commercial breaks on tv.

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look it's a "I am no fun" guy!

>Implying you need to be online to play games on Steam.

this trailer was based
youtube.com/watch?v=E95PeZ0qsLY

>Reach brainlets will never understand that ODST was the last true Halo game.
youtu.be/wjamhIPVvnI

Halo Reach was good
It wasn't as good as 1 2 or 3
But it was still good

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Halo reach is worse than 2 and 3, but better than 4 and maybe 5.

DFYHF

like most other kids

S E E T H I N G

Then what are jokes on Yea Forums then? Wojak and Pepe posting? Or maybe s(o)y memes? Or maybe off-topic /pol/ posting. Yeah, those are real knee slappers.

how is that a bad thing

And then he stopped animating and committed full-time to his Youtube career and got way too full of himself and tries to pass off his opinions as word of god once he started making Sequelitis.

wagies seething

True. It's been a progressive decline in quality from Reach forward. 1,2,3 all have their die hards who will organize them based on their preferences, but at the end of the day they are all the same core game play.
The instant they tried to move away from that core gameplay is the moment they began to lose players and fans.

Ahhh reach... I never played it but my highschool friends used to play it.
We would all go to this one friends house n take turn playing online.
We would yell
>HALO REEEEEEEEEECH
before doing something retarded n got suspended for yelling at school a couple of times haha.

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27yo business owner here
I play video games most of the time
You don't know what you're talking about

Eldewrito will be remembered as a nice substitute and sacrifice leading up to this moment, while Installation 0 won't be remembered at all. I'd feel bad, but this fucking idiot thought Halo in Unity would be a good idea.

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this but unironically

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HALO
WHERE IS THE HALO, MICRO-SOFT

As a dentist and a fireman, I must say you're incorrect.

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Fuck off filthy nigger.

Is there supposed to just not be an official Halo on PC until that fangame gets finished?

God I fucking hate Arin these days. Obnoxious cunt. Pushing his SJW agenda because of his manipulating hippo wife. Also he himself probably jerks it to the thought of being a trap.

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Man, that ass is so lame in comparison to 5's asses.

Can you unblur the background image, I don't care about the dog.

If you obsessively come into Halo threads to spout the same garbage opinion over and over you're either
>A fucking fortnite zoomer
>An old lardass who should be ashamed of even caring about this shit.

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Even Moot wore dresses. It was a different time.

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remember when men in women's clothing was funny?

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>Men wearing dress was just seen as a joke or gag
>Now it's a lifestyle
What a strange world we live in.

On the show he was talking about how he was in a "club" in his teens where they touch dicks with each other. That's as gay as you can get. Not just "a different time"

The future is now, old man.

there are people shitting up this board who were born after Halo 3 released

anons please don't fight please

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Are you functionally retarded? Do you know what a reference is?

man I watched the reveal with the guys on the I01 discord last night, they all seemed pretty hyped about it

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No, there were always faggots like you who were into that shit.

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Reach was the last good Halo game, I remember playing that shit nonstop so hard after school that I ended up needing glasses

What? 5's asses are a straight downgrade. The Reach Fem Spartans had fucking massive tushies.

>Reach
>good
This meme needs to die.

>Best Forge mode in the series
>Best community game modes
>Best gametype (Invasion)
>Best character customisation before it plummeted with 343
Fight me nignog.

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Say what you will about Reach, but imo it was the funnest game multiplayer-wise.

Yes the game had a lot of broken mechanics, but it introduced so many concepts like armor abilities and bloom that it was just brokenly fun. Invasion was the shit

>reach
>bad
This actual meme needs die. It's not 3 levels of good but it's fucking miles from a bad game.

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Do you like them smooth and ruberry? Or firm and textured?

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Why is that ? It's the only halo game I played and I played it at a friend's house in coop.

>Best Forge mode in the series
Halo 5
>Best community game modes
Halo 3/Halo 5
>Best gametype (Invasion)
>Best character customisation before it plummeted with 343
The only two legitimate things you're right on.

Reach didn't have panty lines.

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halo 3 babbys are the worst addition to the halo fanbase to date

>3
>good

It was pretty shitty, the beta was shit and the final game was worse.

*rubbery , fuck

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Footage of Arin and the D Club.

Halo becoming the biggest thing in video games was the worst thing to ever happen to it. Halofags don't understand how niche titles work now that their fad has passed.

Not BIG ENOUGH

i spent 90% of my time fucking around in different game modes on forge with my friends. I remember we had a cops and robbers game mode based around infection where the cops were the infected. We build this huge race track as a city. We had a police station where the infected would spawn and the robbers could potentially break in and steal the police loot that was there.

Shit was cash

i do >:^)

God damn those Halo 5 asses.

But more shapely. Muscly. Unlike the big flabber in Reach.

I miss rocket race

um doing something more productive like making games, or coding, or seeing other people?

They also added some thickness in there so the body could match the asses. Reach's Spartans were too skinny and their bodies didn't match their big asses like Halo 5's does.

Best song from Reach.

youtube.com/watch?v=GAeJxSDu93k

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when was the last time you got this exited playing a game?

When Halo Reach came out in 2010.

>yep

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Jesus christ the amount of nonsense in that post

This game was the last time i ever stood in line for a new game release

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sauce?

he would make a pretty cute trap

Halo Reach release

True. They were true snu snu-tier amazons. Unlike the anorexic, metal diaper wearing femSpartans from 4. Or breedsows from Reach.

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God it doesn't matter what 343 does, that tacked on plating will never look good on those bodysuits.

god i hate 343's armor design so much

BRUH LOOK AT THESE DOODS

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Ah yes, kevlar vests work perfectly fine against an alien army that shoots FUCKING PLASMA

god damn did not 1 single idiot at 343 think about why the marines in Halo 1 wore metal plates to begin with? fuck

W- WAIT TILL U SEE THUH... OH HOHOHOHOH...
NONONONONONONO...

When will they ever learn?

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>cope
you were a child once too user, it's okay to bully what you don't understand we don't mind

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fucking hate this art style, tries too hard to be funny

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>ass jiggle
What are you doing to my dick, 343?

no wonder Yea Forums is full of faggots

>Kelly and Linda have this body type
Why are Spartan IIs so perfect?

Go back your discord tranny, female Spartan IIs have goddess asses.

Then do better fag

It's dynamic too. Can't find the webm of a guy shooting one butt cheek.

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Perfect

hnnnng

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kill urself

>blur models look good

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There's zero reason El Dewrito should die, when it/Halo Online had unique maps, weapons, and gameplay mechanics.

Instead of just gutting all that out to make it like Halo 3 they should have kept it and just improved the gameplay to cpombine the best elements of both 3, reach, and 4 (since that's what i9t was built on) be a quiality unique experience.

as was most 2000s culture back then fuckiing zoomer

I thought:
>why are they making another Halo game? The story ended in 3, are they just milking the franchise at this point?
and my 19 year old self was correct.

>takes off her helmet in new comic
>she's hot as shit
I wish I had a Spartan II girlfriend.

Do you think it'll run on Windows 7?

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well its a lot fucking better than just recording yourself playing videogames and trying to be funny

making video games?? dont make me fucking laugh you child youre not making anything better than what im playing you dumb ass clown keep wasting your time

Your 19 year old self wasn't one of the cool kids who read the Reach book and got hyped as fuck only to be disappointed when the game was nothing like it.

The only funny part about that video was when they snort the CD powder.

Yet he paid the ultimate price.

Where have you been?

Didn't care. Had PS3, Wii, DS and PC.

Finally some truth in this thread.

user, Yea Forums is the joke

ANSWER HIM UOPU BITCH

Cared enough to comment. Hmmmm?

Missed the news

Is there a plan for a graphics overhaul or is it just a port?

They don't use the "p-word"

Any vids?
The first Halo is really old, not sure if still playable

MCC includes anniversary editions for both Halo CE and Halo 2

youtube.com/watch?v=h0pvdsl2ycw

It's still very visually pleasing with nice lighting, textures and particle effects. Even then, the classic mode is being improved for performance and visual fidelity while also adding the re-hauled visuals.

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>Halo Reach
>The good ol days

You were fucked from the beginning lad.

any more like this?

I see
Thanks

This

goddamn, femspartans in Reach had the juiciest asses

Environments or crazy resolutions?

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If your 29 and still give a fuck about what people think about you you're doing it wrong.

both

>Having a kneejerk reaction about someone insulting those shitty flash toons you watched when you were like 10 and you think are funny because of nostalgia goggles
Imagine literally admitting to being an 18 year old zoomer and this actually being your childhood.

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>boomzoonwoomgoompoomjoomtoomyoomsoom

it was fun , but the art style make it look shit, trying so hard to be "lel randum".

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Halo 4 and 5 came out

Hypest I've ever felt because I thought they were gonna follow the book but I learned my lesson to never fall for non-gameplay trailers ever again

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The original Halo Wars have the best artstyle, fight me

this
MJOLNIR gen 1 ass >>>>>>>> MJOLNIR gen 2 ass

Imagine a third person mod NNNGGGGHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=rmCyk1ZDE70

I reckon it wouldn't be that hard to make. Since the animations are all there.

At this point, I would like to remind you there are no refunds

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youtube.com/watch?v=FYnfRbvGGcY
Kat got the most Kino death

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Halo was always a pretty mediocre FPS for consolebabs. I'd rather reinstall team fortress classic than play this shit

you're a massive gaylord lol smell my balls retard

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they truly are the next step of human evolution

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chantard identity vs normalfags is "identity politics" unto itself.

Hey bro why's that Sangheili sneaking up on her?

benis in bussi

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electiontourists and zoomers don't have humor

Yeah i never played it because when it came out i wad a senior in highschool and was getting pussy and doing drugs all the time. Those were the days

I'm hoping the sudden boon in PC players means more glorious animated smut of thicc Spartan bitches getting railed front and back by thick Sangheili cock.

>inb4 all you get is just art of Sangheili baras fucking each other

egoraptor had unfathomable amounts of soul that he expressed through his animations
I press F for him every day

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