>mom walks in
Mom walks in
Carson Jackson
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Evan Wilson
>the only good Amy smut is Howl's animations
John Cook
if you're too sick to go to school you are too sick for winning son?
William Sullivan
>Buys/plays shitty waifubait games
>Is embarrassed by them
Choose one, or preferably, neither.
Christian Johnson
Hey, mom, I play as this sexy woman that is dressed almost naked.
And you can play that sexy man that is dressed almost naked and is buff as hell.
I get to see sexy women, and you get to see sexy men. Then we fight and the loser gets to clean two rooms and winner only need to clean one room, deal?
Aw shieet mom, you're better at this than I expected!
I love you mom, for buying this game to me.
Austin King
>"thank God he's still interested in girls"
Anthony King
Impressed how that did not devolve into incest. Bravo, user, bravo.
Luke Wood
We don't do such things at the TV.
That's why we had to clean so many other rooms because they all smell like "bed time hug time".
Living room - gaming
other rooms & kitchen - grooming
Dylan Ward
>devolve
Hunter Cook
This but it actually happened. That is my one credit to my parents, I'm not gay.
Ethan Nelson
this
>"Oh so he's not gay"
Adrian Reyes
>mom walks in
Jaxon Long
That's when you tell her "this dick isn't gonna suck itself" and motion for her to take care of it.
Benjamin Mitchell
>"It's weird were never interested in those things as a teen user"
>"Do you even like girls? It's okay to be gay"
Still haven't told my mother I'm asexual
Brody Phillips
Why is Teto dressed strangely?
Julian Myers
>Youre sitting in your room all day, are you gay?
I wonder if parents of homo anons ask them
>Youre sitting in your room all day, are you hetero?
Aaron Flores
my mom walked in while I was playing Horizon Zero Dawn and she said "What is this, Womyn Warriors?"
Colton Morales
>at least hes not hay barb
Ryan Cox
There's no such thing as a human asexual, you've just fooled yourself into accepting the fact that you're an incel
Kayden Rodriguez
Being an Incel is still better than dating single mom.
Matthew Ramirez
>devolver
Dominic Garcia
Because I am not patrolling for pussy 24/7 people think I am gay. I'm not gay, I'm ugly but I don't want to date ugly girls.
Robert Scott
>entire extended family walks in
Charles Williams
probably should tell your parents that you're a genetic dead-end.
Jason Scott
My mom walked in on my masturbating while ERPing on WoW.
Brayden Hughes
You sure you're not just low test?
Noah Harris
you're not asexual faggot, you're involuntarily celibate, get your noodle wet you virgin, you're born to fuck and die, don't do anything else
Carter Thompson
like this?
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Jonathan Rivera
>dad walks in
Colton Thomas
Why would my mother enter my home unannounced?
You don't still live with your parents like a loser, do you?
Robert Thompson
>asexual
Doesn't exist.
Mason Adams
>imagine having a child
>that child grows up to be a weird child
>he's obviously socially impaired
>little to no friend
>no girlfriend ever
>he's a loser and you don't know what to do
>one day he comes and talk to you
>"A-actually, i'm asexual, i'm not interested in other people that way"
>you just know that he says that to prevent himself from the trauma of being a loser
>what can you do
>what would a good parent do in that situation
>"Haha, wow, that's quite something, well, as long as you're happy."
>you say the words, but don't believe them, not even for a second
>your child is a loser, you can't help him, and he chooses to lie to himself and everyone else in order to cope with it
>at least my other children aren't like him
Ryder Sullivan
this but
>then what the fuck is wrong with him
Jordan Brown
Hahaha, don't tell your mother son, she'd never forgive you. See ya later kido.
David Jenkins
The thing is most gays repress it in their youth, so it's a valid question, if you aren't repressing your sexuality why aren't you out getting girls?
Michael Martin
holy shit the nips really don't care at all, do they? Absolutely based. and this is coming from someone who thinks loli is disgusting
Jason Smith
>dad walks in
William Ortiz
>op pic
>loli
dumb normalfag
Nolan Foster
>dad walks in
Jaxon Hughes
Of course I do, my mom loves me and feels like she'd probably break down without me around, in this economy, I can't afford my own home, so we work together to maintain the one we have. Plus I'm a cave dwelling bear that only comes out when I must. Since I don't really enjoy spending extended periods of time outside, unless it's some form of special occasion. Even have work out equipment in my house, so I don't have to leave to stay healthy.
Leo Hall
>had a week to myself at home
>bought a pocket pussy
>used it one day in the bath
>mom gets home early
>I'm playing games and had completely forgotten about it
>"user... I found something in the bathroom and you need to clear up now."
>she thought it was a realistic dildo from the glance
its still too embarassing and I've never brought it up or defended myself
Isaiah Rogers
Is there a button to laugh at him, son?
Joseph Collins
>can't find women or men sexually attractive
>genitalia and the act of sex just grosses me out
>"doesn't exist faggot lol go fuck"
I'd like to have children later so eventually I'll pick someone and do it but the idea that I'll probably end up with a sham of a marriage for the sole purpose of procreating bothers me.
Easton Robinson
>avatarfag
I diagnose you with the big gay
Eli Thomas
Sounds like you'd make a terrible parent
Jason Murphy
>Imagine writing this shit and don't accept that you are projecting.
Asher Rogers
Hey kido what a-oh heeey, haha, not bad ... y-you know it's funny she looks alot like your sis-
Austin Bailey
How old are you that being gay as a teenager was okay?
When I was in highschool there was an actual fag bashing and the victim moved away and the four guys got an In school suspension.
Also I'm a married closet faggot
Lincoln Thomas
Me on the left, son!
Isaac Gonzalez
tfw all my friends think I'm gay because I've never had a gf and introduced them to gachimuchi years ago.
Evan Ortiz
Do you fuck your mom?
Hudson Adams
28, mom was always super supportive of whatever I did since her parents were dickbags. Never saw gay bashing in high school since I was asleep through 90% of it but I'm sure it probably happened.
Henry Morgan
Tetobro.
Alexander Hughes
Oh shit I'm sorry
Luke Sanders
Where are her nipples?
Henry Rodriguez
No.
Christian Lopez
literally me except I know I'm a loser (but it's not my fault). The other day I stumbled upon a picture of 2-3yo me and my parents, they looked so happy. Wish I could go back in time and tell them not to have me. At least my brother is doing really good.
Robert Reed
Are ya winning sweetie?
Justin Perez
Today I dreamed about sucking off my dad when he was younger. He was the right kind of hairy and had a huge dick, which I managed to fit completely into my mouth and throat. I sucked him off really good while playing with his sweaty asshole. When he came he winced a little, filled my throat with cum and left ashamed. I, on the other hand, felt proud being filled with my brothers and sisters.
So if anything, I'd want my dad to walk in. But not his slobby old current self, his young and handsome self.
Carson Cook
Of course mom, I'm a pro! AND DON'T CALL ME SWEETIE, IT'S EMBARASSING!