you don’t like Tekken? Shut up, somebody shoot this red name

there's a clip where he goes off about how disease and death donations on GDQ are depressing and nobody wants to hear them
and it's so fucking accurate

i'll never get the logic of people donating for sympathy of a bunch of random people they don't know

They just want to share their pain I guess. Still fucked up

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I can sympathize with the intent of those going through shit and want to vent, but I've been through some shit and I at least know that it would be a stupid fucking bummer and emotional burden to put onto others just because you want a shoulder to lean on. I think it'd be appropriate just to be vague and non-specific about it if you really needed to vent.

>brb I'm gonna go eat my mom's ass SMOKE WEEEED

>They just want to share their pain I guess
i get it but at most they'll get some emote spam in chat which feels forced as fuck. it's just make me feel worse have random people fake sympathy for me

I want to watch his RE7 playthrough. How do i find this shit on twitch?

why would you watch it on twitch? it's all on youtube

based Arisposter

help n0pants out and give him a view on his youtube

>command throw to the controller during the PT stream
youtu.be/pwvEBq7PlDk
shit always put a smile on my face, scared aris is one of my favorite things to watch

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This. I get why people share things like this and I have synpathy for them but in general the sadsack donation messages defeat the purpose of streams for me i.e chilling out and having fun.

>POOF!
>alriiiight
>happy big Wednesday everyone
>better known as big Friday
>stoners
>secret discord tech
>don't ever talk to me again
>Neener, Akoomer, Sirghey, Oscar, Shuh-HEEN, Kazooyer, Jim, Sweater Dicks, Diablo Jim, Stevu, Hoochie Mama, and Fackin Bears.
>3/4ths of the roster is for bitches
>thanks for the 12 inches
>peenchez is spanish for inches
>ARRRGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (mashes buttons, doesn't break throw)
>butthash
>fackin perros
>could this be the end of our hero
>email Harada
>he's gonna need a Christmas miracle
>200 word essay
>get parried
>the ghey parrie into the reposhetti
>muchos garcias
>I'm gonna give this guy the pecs after this RDC
>this game is sick
mega.nz/#!UaxQCIAY!-X8S4fMbBIw_XcMoNeBZvJRx00A_SQnsioSBXDd3M4M
>He's styloning him
>no hespec
>eat a dick beeeetch
>Harada's finger is looming
>ARRRGGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (gets bit by the same zombie 4 times)
>don't ever try that
>you must be an ignorant bigot
>no tips
>Hagrid
>You guys are funny on (day)
>he must be a member of the BGC as well
>thanks for the 420
>resident evil nationals speedrunning champion in style division
>X players are bitches
>big dinner a
>time to take a break
>hey, you have to donate at least 420 for samantha to read your low tier question on stream
>eggplant
>cooch and teets
>your question is trash
>I was gonna do it, but since you asked I'm not
>har-ness my quan
>that one didn't count
>simple mathematics
>ARRRGGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FACKIN BEARS
>I'm a professoler
>make sure you buy a t-shirt
>I appreciate it
>don't charge me back brew
>now keep it down
>and thanks...
>gout
>BAGOOSH!

I hate streamers and only use twitch for saltybet, but Aris is unironically a funny motherfucker, he has hilarious quips and thoughts that I feel are wasted on streaming to a bunch of momos.

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>mega.nz/#!UaxQCIAY!-X8S4fMbBIw_XcMoNeBZvJRx00A_SQnsioSBXDd3M4M
?

a gift

The classic
youtube.com/watch?v=zbsbcKfqtSQ

hey thanks

1:55 always kills me

>hates code veronica and ryan gosling
not our guy at all

Rip Based Monster. Also I tried looking for Aris vs Rip and found this, Rip Mike Ross.

youtube.com/watch?v=PrULU3gpvME

When has he ever shot anyone for not liking Tekken? He literally tells people begging him to play Tekken to fuck off and has THEM banned.

>hates code veronica
>likes 7
how does that work?

He has been asked by some stand up comedians to become one, but he says he always refused because he hates the idea. Streaming is less work and pays better.

>taking any of his videogame tastes seriously
Have you seen him play literally any game that isn't tekken?

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i dont understand this man. does he stream stoned all the time?

He's actually pretty good at Demon's Souls though, every time he plays it he does a no-death run through the whole game in like 3-5 hours.

>does he stream stoned all the time?
yes

But mike ross is doing better things these days I believe, he got into top 16 at EVO in GG last year. He seems to enjoy what he does now.

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I get that. I wish him luck because he says some fucking GOLD shit.

Ok

is he self-loathing then or is it all a big joke? honestly id rather just not hear about how stoned he or his chat always is.

>hates code veronica
very based

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fucking kek can hear almost one of them

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>is he self-loathing then or is it all a big joke
fuck knows
he's got that 'not give a fuck' attitude but he's a creep who must've got bullied a lot irl outside his gaming circle

lmao what the fuck happened to skisonic
haven't seen him commentate in forever

He got told by the Twitchcops and all the suits who run FG events to stop talking about 'smelling flowers', so he did a 180° just to be sarcastic about it

Just like how he loves bits now

he just looked at the flowers, he didn't smell them

aris is a funny dude but his chat is a bunch of pretentious arrogant little bitches that got their head way too far up their own asses

>has always been charismatic as fuck
>must have got bullied
Yeah sure
Not really how school works dude, people don't get bullied for their looks if they're funny as fuck

>charismatic
in the eyes of the bunch of pot-smoking video game-loving losers who watch his stream
his "charisma" doesn't work on everyone

Dude was commentating a few grand finals at Evo, obviously it doesn't work on everyone but he has a great charm.

twitch.tv/avoidingthepuddle/clip/EndearingMotionlessStorkPermaSmug

>haven't seen him commentate in forever
Good.

atpShh

hey allright

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LOVE CHARGER

I know we love to talk shit about smashfags, but there is no way this dude has acceptable body odor.

>professional streamer, commentator, and competitor
>is amigos with tons of fighting game legends and even the devs
>og legend himself, former champion and present at many old school tournaments
>was in the crowd at evo moment 37
>acknowledges des as the best souls game
>turns literally anything he says into something fucking hilarious
>doesn't give a fuck, streams what he wants, says what he wants, bans who he wants
>doesn't run his own youtube channel, has n0pants do it for free
>doesn't bother with reading tutorial shit, has the chat tl;dr it for him every time
>just talks shit about everyone and everything all stream, gets donation after donation from the very people he insults
>gets away with casual racist and sexist jokes, even got away with saying that sexual harassment is gamer culture
>likes to go out on the streets and laugh at hookers in his free time
aris is a gigachad

what's a red name?

>Watching bearded DSP

he has acknowledged this before
when he meets fans irl they often tell him that he smells nicer than what they'd imagined

Jesus, what the fuck happened to Keemstar?

being fat and armenian he probably knows how bad he CAN smell and as a result takes measures to prevent that. considering his beard and long hair (what's left of it) i think he's more than willing to put some in some time and effort for maintenance and general hygiene.
also apparently he fucks somewhat regularly nowadays so he can't be all that bad. charisma doesn't get bad smelling dudes action.

This. Most stereotypical bikers do take care of their beard and smell, specially when going on tour. No acrid mayo shit smell that smash players fanatics produce but only the smell of testosterone filled sweat.

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Tekken 7 is a predictable follow-up to a series that's never aimed particularly high, it may please casual gamers for a day or two but the stagnant ongoing series is definitely in the second tier of fighters way below Capcom or NetherRealm Studios games, and it's seriously getting old and tired. The lack of depth and subtlety and the emphasis on the offensive, rather than the defensive, puts this squarely two notches below the best in the genre, the "who-can-get-their-super-move-off-first" gameplay leaves much to be desired from a serious fighting game player. Like the prequels, Tekken 7 is geared towards casual gamers and anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, DoA and MK games have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" rage art moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T7 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their rage move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!

If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," tekken might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.

>E-Celeb trash
Who cares about this fat fuck? He plays Tekken. That alone invalidates his existence

Fuck off, REDdit

still fucking better than skeetfarter V

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Yeah no thanks. Anyone got a virtual machine they’re willing to test this on?

i think it's night of revenge

Based and real-pilled

Yeah? But not by a whole lot.

that faggot dwarf barely plays that shit himself

I didn't know Aris had a following on Yea Forums. Warms my heart a bit, even though he's getting a bit repetitive with jokes as of lately.

>it's a Yea Forums gives their opinion on fighting games episode
you guys unironically play smash
LMFAO

That's a copypasta from /fgg/, which is just /sfvg/ nowadays.

it's ecchi souls or some shit like that

>controller hangs in the air for over 2 seconds
impressive

>you guys unironically play smash
and you "unironically" wrote "LMFAO" in your post. why don't you go back to r/kappa?

and when he does it he hates it
twitch.tv/avoidingthepuddle/clip/EndearingMotionlessStorkPermaSmug

wouldnt surprise me. tekken is trash.

>Sharing your pain
That's very egoist when you think about it.

delete this

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>getting this mad over a copypasta

spotted the /r/kappa retard

I dunno man, Tekken feels pretty slow and is generally boring to watch for me. There's also a lot of unnecessary edge.

>watching a tekken stream when you don't like tekken and complaining that he's playing tekken
get shot kid

nice 200 word essay amigo

>Tekken 7 is a predictab-
Hey alright

>tekken tag 2 came out 7 years ago

jesus fuck where has time gone

>Hagrid joins the police.jpg

somebody shoot that black guy

youtu.be/Q6LzW09F-fM?t=190

is he our guy?

That story is so great.

What are some good fightan gayme e-celebs to watch? Does this Aris guy still stream? Who else is there?

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aris streams pretty often the only other one i watch is max which isn't really saying much because i haven't watched any of his streams for over a year

he does stream a lot, but for the last few months only rarely fighting games. he really hates playing fighting games online, but even offline matches he only likes to play off stream for some reason. though he does like restreaming tournaments and sometimes labbing stuff in practice mode

What? He stopped playing Tekken? Wasnt that his thing?

> Both dsp and aris hates sfV and online matches.
Fucking based

Leffen i guess
atpCarl

he has always streamed lots of other games. when tekken 7 was released he did focus on it for a very long time, but then gradually other games started taking over his stream.

>tekken
Into the trash with that kusoge

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ThisIsLiJoe too, even tho he’s a huge SF fag i member he was good at SC and DBFZ

I ordered papa John's for the first time in 4 years because of atpbigot, honestly like it a lot more than pizza hut and dominoes

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Best aris streams are the ones where he's doing something mundane that allows him to do commentary, like Gran Turismo Sport or gambling in vidya

>don't worry Aris, I thought this through
>I was going to stab you

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Re7 dlc streams in VR were golden

>fat
>hairy
>balding
>nasal voice
>stoner
>probably smells like shit
>acts like an abrasive assclown all day
>retards praise him
If only he sexually harrassed that girl now and not five years ago, his "career" would've been finished.

Fuck off with your eCeleb shit, underage.

Stoners are retards.

Kys

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Kinda.

and thanks

amigo

fuckyoufatfuck

G O R M L E S S

Despite making up only 13% of the chatroom, red names account for 55% of stoners.

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>apparently he fucks somewhat regularly nowadays
lmao what

banned redname detected

kino

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is arnis the most popular fgc personality

I don't think he's laughed this hard in years on stream
youtube.com/watch?v=EhKXCrV2eJw

Dragon Quest 11 has one of the best casinos in videogames, shame Aris is a bit too special to play it though

chinger changer is more popular but he's boring as shit

It was also the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I'll still just start chuckling to myself if I think about it for even a second.

>that triple breakdown each time he rereads rebigurumu
peak kino

That's not why. It's cos retards kept trying to stream snipe when he streamed and 9 out of 10 times it was just cringy to watch these people try and troll him.
He and the chat agreed streaming t7 ranked was a waste of time so he plays other games now.

>that guy's got a lot of nerve trying to speak english, that's fucked up
I fucking love his comments

my sides

for the tekken community he is, I think the anime community gots jiyuna, and unfortunately our community is this guy

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he actually did lose a lot of weight

made friends with salad, goes for walks, also got fucked by gout rofl.

He even been riding a bike recently.

hey alright

lmao this pic

Based punished Waxl

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ih06VY71vA

Also Mike actually looks better with that hair because of his weird hairline. He may try to do something else with the facial hair.

>has n0pants do it for free
Wrong. n0pants gets all the youtube bucks

Aris is legitimately the only good streamer

max is alright. The fake hype can be grating but he actually seems like an okay dude

Yeah, thanks buddy.
Keep it down though.

no :)

>What are some good fightan gayme e-celebs to watch?
None really. Apart from Aris they are either 0 fun or on some 480p crap mic with bad sound levels shit(or both). I guess hookganggod could be fine if you're a teen or ISDD if you're a chav.

WeirdChamp

>still makes gross comments every time a female character appears on screen

and this is your man?

Hey get banned pussy

Yeah

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man he really felt bad that time he was lashing out on some stoner when he was playing tekken with subs

Imagine being Aris' mom...
>one child to carry on your legacy
>son left his job at the library to play video games and shout at people while getting stoned
>he has gout and other health-related issues as well
>no daughter-in-law
>son doesn't want children, no grandchildren ever
It ain't easy being Mrs. Tamzarian...

he's there several times a week and it seems like they have a great relationship

n0pants is a fucking douchebag, though

Arnis talks a lot about how great his mother and grandmother are

he literally gave his mom his own new bed because it was that good and hers wasn't any good for her. P sure he also bought her a car not long back. He also hangs out with his mam and grandma on the reg. You may not like the guy, but he seems like a pretty standup son desu.

he would be better if he wasn't terrible at every videogame that isn't a fighting game or resident evil-like. it's like watching my fucking dad play

This is the man that'll get mad if you capp him Hagrid. He fucking looks like Hagrid though

reminder that Aris took Mr.Wizard side in Corevaluesgate

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Because anime is fucking garbage

that angry chink ain't gettin shit

I'll admit, it's frustrating at times, but it's part of the charm

how so?

and Mike still manages to look better

The only streamer worth watching. Fucking kiddos and fags get btfo.

To keep his sweet Evo gig

He looks like a hippy stoner dude you telling me he doesn't do weed

Weed is trash

What went wrong?

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The only time I ever watched him was the movement and backdash tutorials so he's cool to me

DUDE
WEED
LMAO
literal tv trash tier of entertaiment,the absolute bottom of twitch and the reason none one respects that site in the internet
fuck aris
fuck aris in the ass with a big rubber dick!!

>plays Soulcalibur II
>loses
>a lot
>decides he’ll pick a retarded gremlin weirdo character whose whole shtick is no one will want to play him so no one will know what to do against him
>because of this and the lack of knowledge at the time before the internet got big, beats a French guy who didn’t know how to fight against his character
>coasts on this for the next 20 years
>new Soulcalibur comes out that’s actually good
>plays it for a week then quits
>says he’s some kind of authority on it
>plays black ops hiding in a corner instead
Aris is cool but he’s also a massive, huge fraud

_____ ______ V

Hey alright

>Hey, alright. No one gives a shit. So shut the fuck up, bitch. And thanks

rurururururururururururururururururururutsststststststststststststststststststststststststsdoink doink. doink doink doink doink slurp

youtube.com/watch?v=EhKXCrV2eJw

I don't Aris himself pretends to be an any kind of authority on SC6. I'm more annoyed about how thin-skinned he is about perceived bad manners in online fighting games when he is the most abrasive trash-talker himself and would call that kind of behavior bitch made in any other context.

> secret tranny discord tech

That was beautiful.

>atpCarl
Fuck off dude, this isn't twitch, and his twitch chat is the worst thing about the guy

I think it's a lot of pressure for him. SC is supposed to be his game. reliving his Al Bundy high school football moment as Soul Calibur world champion, even tho he's a washed up has-been streamer past his prime.
Then to try the game you were once #1 in the world in, only to get fucked up by an unga bunga teenage online Nightmare that teabags and winquits you? must feel pretty bad.

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>stops playing tekken ranked because he's getting "stream sniped"
My sides every time I remember.

at least gootecks gets his hairline back in 2019

I cant believe that some faggot neckbeard streamer is actually a giant cunt and hypocrite

As much as I like the guy, I think it's pretty unanimous that his twitch chat and fans are awful

What rank is this idiot anyway. Whenever he plays Tekken it seems like he never plays ranked. I saw him play ranked one time after over half a year of following and he was red. The fuck is that about?

>giving a shit about ranked
it's way more lucrative to play against your subs

hey alright

I like Aris because he makes the DOA fags mad

>obese
>balding
>neckbeard
>plays video games all day
>virgin
Does that sound like Chad to you?

I just want to know if he's actually good or just some scrub people watch for "entertainment" purposes and why he has a voice in the FGC.

>that his twitch chat and fans are awful
Isn't that literally 80-90 percent of the Twitch fanbase? Especially when it comes to the bigger and more successful streams?

>I just want to know if he's actually good
>and why he has a voice in the FGC
well, his rank has nothing to do with those two things

He is better then a lot of players, but he isn't a top player. He used to be a lot better when he was competing in fighting games seriously.

When he did lobbies against his fans, he’d wipe the floor with them. There was one dude who’d constantly stream-sniped him but lost every time so he spoiled a game for Aris and got banned.

that's Yung_P, and I'd be pissed if I were doomed to play lucky chloe forever

What game was spoiled?

tekken 7 story mode

He was good 15 years ago. He has been a pretty average player since.
He has a voice in the FGC because he was a soul caliber 2 world champion and that gives you respect in the community.

>MORON KOMBAT LOL

Fuck this guy

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>tfw he and kayo will never get together...

youtube.com/watch?v=77SfC-gmK9o&t=754s
Cute! Cute!!

Aris loves mortal kombat

>Reading chat on any remotely popular stream
Are you retarded?

>wanting to be with a trap

I'd like to watch my Dad play games though. He's in his late 60's and has almost no experience with games so it'd be interesting I think

I see. Thanks for an actual answer.

>Doctored

sexually harras who? fucking rednames making up stories

> dsp got 2nd place in sf turbo evo
> no respect from fgc
No fair bros

Shut up, bytch

Aris got in trouble before SFXT came out when he was saying vulgar things to some girl on some game show. There is articles all over about it, and he apologized by saying it is part of the scene, which got him into more shit.

The idea of someone drinking the steak sauce as a beverage is beyond funny.

MOGGED

his fake hype is faggot shit i feel for anyone that watches his dmcv shit

That DoA stream was cringy as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhKXCrV2eJw

This is the best Aris video
Debate me

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ribiguroomu