You will never have his thick, hulking arms wrapped around you at night.
You will never have his thick, hulking arms wrapped around you at night
Wyatt Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan
I'd rather hug his cute son.
Adam Thompson
This
Junior is just too cute
Jordan Martinez
i would rather fuck his cute chubby italian bf
imagine his bushy stache on your lips
Cooper Bailey
It's not fucking fair.
Parker Scott
Can I fuck his son instead? That little fat faggot fuck needs my cock in his ass.
Evan Moore
I'd rather he be a her
And I sure as fuck aint talking about no Bowsette trash
Carter Fisher
I want a boyfriend.
Joshua Allen
stay mad frogshitter
Jordan Jenkins
Then get one
Noah Morris
What do her boobs feel like?
Julian Martinez
But he's just a little kid.
Ryder Stewart
What was the point of this, anyway? "Eh, we could make an original villain, but let's just have her become Bowser and use all of his usual things after the first half of the game."
Zachary Butler
This. It started the dumb trend of Bowser being the final boss in some shape or form in fucking EVERY MandL game.
Anthony Lewis
That makes it even better.
Jack Perry
Based
Ayden Gonzalez
it fucking sucks it will never happen to me, but I know one day I'll be able to find someone that can fulfill that desire
Gabriel Myers
Angel Wood
iktf user gay bowser best bowser
Ethan Butler
Bowser begging for it.
Joshua Johnson
He's prince of all koopas and has the tightest hole in the kingdom. jr is best boy
Christian Rivera
Why is Bowser so mean?
Blake Howard
I'd love to have my way with his hole
Julian Rogers
That's very lewd of you, user.
Bentley Williams
David Lee
I will never accept that cunt Junior as Bowser's kid.
Kevin Rivera
Sorry.
I just can't help myself from wanting to rub my tongue all over his cute, little starfish
Gabriel Perez
Why not?
He's cute.
Julian Gonzalez
Those guys are just lackeys that have to obey Jrs orders
You wanna get it all nice and wet? So inappropriate. But jr is the kind of cute brat that likes doing naughty and inappropriate things.
Andrew Brown
what is wrong with you people
Jace Foster
Nothing. You think something is wrong?
Logan Lopez
We just really like koopa boys
Chase Morgan
>You will never run your hands through his thick, luscious red hair.
>You will never hear Bowser snort amusedly at your jokes.
>You will never sleep in each others' embrace, hearing his calming yet rumbling breaths/heartbeats
Why even FUCKING live
Jack Thomas
My headcanon ever since the confirmation of Bowser Jr. being his only kid is that the Koopalings are Bowser’s “adopted children” and they treat Jr as if he’s their youngest brother, but simply obey him as he’s the only one next in line for the throne after Bowser.
Adam Sanders
I assume the rest of this is hidden behind a paywall
Cameron Jones
Seems like it. Hope you got 7 bucks.
Evan Russell
my headcanon is he doesn't exist
Jonathan Wilson
I tried that before, it didn’t work out when I kept seeing him reappear in the games. Kinda stuck with his existence.
Brody Nguyen
>This thread
The Koopalings were always glorified lackeys and considering that Bowser treats his army like his family, I prefer how Junior actually has it as a part of his character.
Cooper Carter
gross
Colton Russell
but for real I do like how he's the resident Nintendo dad, like if they need a mascot for a well-meaning but doting parent he fits the bill.
Dominic Hernandez
Sauce?
Brody Clark
What are some games about parenting?