Enemy reinforcements never stop spawning

>Enemy reinforcements never stop spawning.

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>when I was a kid, my uncle brought in a curb couch
>it had bed bugs
>suffer for weeks until the couch got thrown back out and they slowly went away
I'm really glad they didn't take hold, fuck bed bugs

Imagine getting stuck with bedbugs instead of these little guys

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What do carpet beetles even do?

Weave carpets for you, for free.

They just eat fabrics, still annoying but not god awful like bedbugs

Never had bedbugs. What do they do?

Fuck i had these
They spread all over the house, had to go for weeks enduring these things, had bites everywhere
Funny enough they were still there when we moved out so the next tenants got swarmed

They snuggle up with you in bed.

They come out at night and give you a kiss while you sleep

>Work as a paramedic
>Naturally have to go into awful homes
>Get exposed to bed bugs on the regular
>Only make 18bux an hour
Life is pain.

One time, my family moved out and burned away literally all of our soft body furniture because of bedbugs. Fuck those guys.

>work as a retail slave
>make 16.50 an hour
Holy fuck user, how can you do that shit? For a small paycut you could deal with muchless stress

I'll probably switch to nursing at some point. Still stressful, but way more cash.

Back in my day we were only paid $10 you lucky bastard

Inflation

they come out in the heat

are paramedics seriously paid this little? what the fuck?

*ahem*
FUCK bedbugs
and FUCK ticks

Famously so
The people paid to keep us safe make peanuts

It depends on where you work. I work for a semi-private ambulance service in a city of over 500k. If you work more rural you'll get paid less. If you work for pure private you'll also probably get paid less. EMTs generally get paid near minimum wage.

retard

>and FUCK ticks

You are now aware of the fact that if a tick bites you there is a chance that you will develop an allergy to red meat.

Why can't there be a tick that makes you develop an allergy to penis so all the gays fuck off

not only are they paid that little, they're also expected to go into the most ghetto dangerous neighborhoods unarmed with a standing policy that they can't defend themselves.

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Pest control guy here. I don't deal with bed bugs in specifics but work with a guy who that is job and nothing else.
Guy is booked for 2 months with jobs and having to assist him in some gigs holy shit how can people live with bed bugs. One place had an entire ceiling crawling with bed bugs simply because there was no other room for them. They multiply until there is no more blood to suck.
It's perfectly justifiable to play over $8000 to get rid of them by microwaving your home.

>with a standing policy that they can't defend themselves.
This part is untrue, at least at my agency. We can defend ourselves like any other person. We have the right to self defense. You just gotta watch out how you do it because everything is recorded these days.

I'm not much of a fighter though. When people get crazy, I either go for the dogpile and restraint method and/or sedate.