Pokemon have mysterious powers

look, im just looking for a pokemon to fight

I see you're a boy
you lucky bastard

BATTLE?

Actually the move is called Hidden Power

oh you mean actual battle.. who cares

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i wonder what did he meant with battle?

I like how when the boy remarks the Pokémon look "too human", the Professor's first thought is that he's a based degenerate feral fucker and offers him an Eevee.

there has been attempts
I don't know if any of them are something other than garbage

ᴵ ʷᵃnᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒᵐᵇᵒʸ

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>the minus8 reference
based

Professor why are they all female? I ain't gay, only a gay fag picks a girl Pokemon.

Eli you depraved fuck, when are you going to do Let's Plague Vagrant Story?

And a Serperior, Ninetales, and Absol.

You accidentally your pokemon in the heat of battle, what do?

Primarina...

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What was it? I must have missed it

ankha i guess
>shaggy hair

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Thats good detail plagues needs to white more

Oh. The way she crosses her legs.

ankha crosses her legs

My whole pokemon?

I dont get why he has to be "so ironic" about being a furry. The guy clearly wants to draw high quality furry porn but it feels like he shames himself. The crowd he hangs with all make fun of them so it comes across as if he's trying way too hard to throw people off his scent.

POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE ECKS

That's the trouble with wanting to appeal to everyone

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Nah he's a cocktease. He knows what people want and enjoys not giving it to them.

>87,5% male

The man is in his 40s and has kids, he should just come to terms with what he likes.

he used to draw porn. barely safe generates more revenue.
kinda like how every newgrounds-turned-youtuber is afraid to say nigger or faggot even though they used to mock school shootings at some point

Never understood this. It's not 100% so why do spergs freak out over this?
>plague
>children
That would require a woman.

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>why do spergs freak out over this?
Because it has a higher chance of being male then female, what's so hard to understand about that?

Imagine user.

Imagine if Primarina had a prehensile penis, and was able to give you a dickjob

because unless the genitalia is visible, there's a 87,5% chance you're gay

Because he understands that the furry label comes with a bunch of undesirable attention, namely from fucking furries. Furries get shit press and when they deserve it, they really fucking deserve it. It's completely rational he doesn't want to be lumped in with that label because it can very easily make life worse for him. In spite of being poor he doesn't want their money or the shit commissions of awful furry OCs from Patreon. He ditched the Dragonball shit the moment he saw the reception from the Dragonball community.

His whole business plan is: "If you like my shit, give me money, please don't make requests, thanks." If you ask me if he can make ends meet doing that, he should just continue doing it instead of getting greedy and attempt to rake in the cash pandering to furries.

Is that why he won’t draw best girl anymore?

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It's only gay if you stay after seeing the dick.

>He ditched the Dragonball shit the moment he saw the reception from the Dragonball community.
I imagine the the part where all of his Dragonball videos kept getting hit with copyright claims didn't help either.

Actually got a chuckle, what's the sauce?

Post the REKLAW script, you fucking pussy.

[Tamanokoshi (tamanosuke)] CONNECTED!!!

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I remember seeing this forever ago and the last panel stile threw me off guard

I mean,

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>look up artist
>did rule 34 of yakkul

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Gijinka > furries

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WHERE THE FUCK'S THE PAUSE BUTTON

girl monsters > monster girls

Amazing how that video pretty much instantly became the second most viewed one on his entire channel.

is it wrong that i think that Gardevoir is the least fuckable pokemon in that video?

...of adorableness and cuteness

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Gardeshit is a boring and ugly basic bitch

this shit is so low tier its not even funny. Even having a pretentious anime label doesn't help the fact this is such a garbage tier fetish.

>>>/twitter/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/gamefaqs/
>>>/reddit/

Probably because it's an off-brand one from his trifusion vid.

The MVP of my Nuzlocke team. What a champ.

My lilligant fainted plenty, how the fuck did you make yours survive?

Don't switch into ice or fire and you'll be fine. I had Sunny Day, Solarbeam, Quiver Dance and Leech Seed. I had the pig as my starter and it loved the sun support.

>you will never cum down your partner Pokèmon's throat and end up giving it a hefty ATK boost from all that protein.
That's how you EV train.

The lopunny scene was pretty hot desu

lilligant is the most qt pokemon, do not lewd her.

>Don't switch into ice or fire and you'll be fine
>He says as Liligant is just as weak to flying, bug and poision as she is to ice and fire.

Lopunny is hot desu

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Bugs and Poison aren't that great in BW, unless you're against Alder. Maybe I just got lucky.

Scolipede

the donut pokenon

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Which is used by about 4 trainers.

Lilligant is for headpats and hugs.
This Pokémon is literally a god level craft.
Probably all gods of beauty and cuteness teamed up to create such perfect being.

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You think this shit is popular because of Smoggon? FUCK YOU!

Everyone knows what's going on
Nobody talks about it but they know

But why does he look like king Vegeta?

And why does he have the same name as Harkness from Dr. Who and Torchwood?

Why did he make this

a better question is why not

Oh yes, some of them are quite aggressive, I've studied it thoroughly.

You know why.

No really why what to prove here

It's not because of smogon.

...

Wtf does that even means

tfw I genuinely jacked my teen dick to this