this is your party tonight
This is your party tonight
Zachary Lopez
Ryder Miller
Three shitty or painfully average trainers. no thanks
Nolan Foster
Misty is not for lewd.
Caleb Kelly
>"Hey guys let's split up and look for clues! Ash, Brock, and Pikachu you look wayyyyyy over there. And Misty and I will go in the opposite direction to that cozy looking house in the distance. Let's meet back up in a few hours with our findings."
Ethan Collins
>Misty is not for lewd.
Luis Scott
Most of the trainers that Ash has teamed up with over the 1000 years he's been a trainer have actually done pretty well for themselves AFTER leaving him. If anything Ash unconsciously suppresses everyone he comes in contact with talent-wise.
Luke Robinson
OPEN YOUR EYES BROCK. PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES
Thomas Russell
Hey. Fucking respect Brock, this guy is based.
Colton Perez
>"Hey guys let's split up and look for clues! Ash, Brock, and Misty you look wayyyyyy over there. And Pikachu and I will go in the opposite direction to that cozy looking house in the distance. Let's meet back up in a few hours with our findings."
Nolan Nelson
>Talking shit about Brock
He's a complete bro
Bonus that he can cook
Evan Hill
>go through myriad battles, even competing in the regional tournament
>loses to a fresh trainer in the next region
Is Ash the greatest jobber in all of fiction?
Leo Perez
ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAAAAAAAN CITAAAAAY
Jayden Ward
bw didn't happen
Jose Jackson
>Wants to fuck Pikachu and not Misty
Shit taste, furfag
Jeremiah Diaz
Ash is a shitty AF trainer. Literally but he barely evolves his Pokémon, even if he does he almost never sends them out, he totally don't give a single fuck about type advantage/disadvantage. His Pokémon will perform better without ash's orders.
And Ash is the one in team who wants to be the best Pokémon trainer, but actually he is pwned in all tournaments, every time.
Don't talk shit about Brock. He is a bro (look at his name BROck, bro is in his name )and he wants to be a Pokémon breeder not Pokémon trainer, so he doesn't need to be a superior trainer.
Mason Ortiz
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Deoxys (in Death's voice): Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Deoxys!
>Brian: Holy shit, Deoxys? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Deoxys is fighting Islamic terrorists while trumpets play
>Deoxys: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. There's no place like HOENN!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Deoxys!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Deoxys uses Psycho Boost to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Digimon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
Henry Richardson
Kino song. Good taste. Of course a lot of the songs from the original series were god-tier.
Cooper Walker
Why do they make him such a jobber anyway?
Chase Diaz
Thomas Taylor
Switch Misty for Dawn and we're good
Cameron Foster
Great, spending a night with them woud be so wholesome. Eating Brook's Jelly donuts in a campfire while listening to Ash bantering the hell out of Misty and viceversa. Pika pi.
Adam Gomez
Zoomer born in the late 90s detected
Dylan Flores