Fixed your waifu bro

fixed your waifu bro

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she is still disgusting

you didn't touch her kike mutt face though

I love how upset this character makes people.

Still ugly, dmccucks will eat it up

she still looks like a jew though

The only thing wrong with her is she smokes.

>thinks tattoos are ugly

lol faggot

Only thing ugly about her is her shitkicker voice.

inb4 elbows too pointy

>abrasive hick mechanic looks and acts like abrasive hick mechanic
There is literally nothing wrong with Nico.
Except for the fact that she doesn't actually matter to the plot beyond giving Nero some toys and being the driver.

5 was pretty light on characterization aside from the main trio.

Thanks. Tats were overkill. Now, make her brown and have abs like the concept art.

You should fix her face, not the tattoos.

God, I would pinpoint her to the wall and fuck so hard she would stutter when moaning

She is unbearably hot honestly.

she should be barefoot

fix both, you underage retard

>goldstein
no

I'm okay with this.

>tattoos and smoking are unattractive and degenerate! I would NEVER date a girl like that!

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Already looks much better, good work OP.

the reason I hate women is because they won't have sex with me

Look at her face, her body, hell, even her NAME, and tell me she doesn't fuck BLACK guys. Can you honestly look me directly in the eye and say that? You can't, because you know she does. Deep down in your little wh*Toid brain you just KNOW she gets her tight wh*Te uterus plugged on the regular by the BLACK BVLL. No woman, I mean NO woman can resist the pleasure of having the virile seed of the KONGOLESE man being pumped directly into their womb in the hopes of becoming inseminated with the superior BLACK seed to breed even more BLACK men into the world. Look at her smile. You can just tell she's thinking about her latest injection of BLACK seed. She is in pure ecstasy at the thought of that virile BLACK seed stewing away in her uterus, knocking her up at that very moment. She is basically cumming as it sloshes around inside of her. You can't deny this.

Tattoos are for autistic people.

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you fucking ruined her wtf

cringe

That's a good start. Now lengthen that threehead into and actual forehead.

Tl;dr but boy oh boy are you a huge faggot. Sucking dick is definitely what you were made for.

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seething wh*Te dog

>subhuman cuck believes his opinion matter
Go back to sucking the bbc with your mom

Unironically ten times better and I didn't mind that tats that much but skin > ink.

I thought soibois loved degenerate shit?

Well, Nico's personality is literally the perfect fembro.

I want that autistic girl to be my gf.

Imagine being enough of a cuck that you support women destroying their bodies with hideous tattoos. There’s no better indicator of a being a total piece of trash than staining your skin with nonsense. Fuck off.

why are freckles are so fucking cute bros?

One would say, she is quite the tomboy.

>choker
She's probably a slut.

Can you make her NOT 28?
Make her 14. Or 16. Or at least 18 if the laws in your country are gay faggot shit. As close to peak female performance (age 14) as possible.

she is already perfect

Capcom has made me love goblina girls in just 2 games

>he likes tattoos
sorry sir but you're a massive bbc craving homosexual

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mohammed pls

very incellian post

Your single mothers are stronger than your police force. Now where is my hebe goblin?

>actually addressing a peruvian research as facts
lmaoing at ur life

>t. loves to take BBC on the daily

creepy incel

so are you but no ones judging. : )

Kill all christfags y/n?

Hey, we were mentioned! It's great to feel relevant for once!

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Does she have a hairy vagina now?

>ywn get your face scanned by Capcom and appear in a game

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He wasnt the one who went on a tangent on black dick. Lmao at your life faggot. Dont think I dont know about you posting in the other doa thread. Get a life

>the only races that exist are blackened nog and white people
ok retard

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>Muh degenerate strawman
Smoking is genuinely bad. They make you age faster and give you lung cancer.its beyond being degenerate. It's just plane bad for you.

cute::: CUTE

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Very good, but she still needs to get rid of the 'southern' grandma hairstyle, feminist red-rimmed glasses and smoking habits in order to be truly hot
Extra points for abs and changed hair color

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>tattoo lover calling someone incel
so are you a roastie or a corruption fetishist? because tattoos are ugly everywhere except on tribal people or Yakuza men's back

Depends on the level of tattoos.
Now I won't say I wouldn't fuck some tattoo sprawled suicide girl thot, But I don't think I'm going to show her around to my family.

And yes smoking is a turn off. Its not an instant deal breaker but
>it stinks
>people that smoke get cranky when they have to stop for even a little bit
>its bad for your health, and the health of people around you depend on how bad your habits are

>'southern' grandma hairstyle
And have her hair in the way while she works? Yeah, nah.

don't forget
>stinks up the house, car and clothes
>costs a lot

Are you me?

or, you know, she could just cut it shorter or tie it differently? why do you think that grandma hairstyle is the only hairstyle she can have that "doesn't get in the way"?

wish i could browse Yea Forums without every topic being filled with people bitching about women or trannies or whatever sjw non-sense i haven't heard about this week

>not leaving the pussy six shooters

Why do you come in to a thread that's about women, though?
if you hate it so much then maybe you should stop looking at it.

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>piercings

Into the goddamn trashcan.

Well they did a good job making her as ugly as they could, what is she even a Chinese-Black HAPA?

Earrings are okay,
but there's nothing that disgusts me more than face tattoos or nose rings (especially the "bull" type)
It's literally "I'm not like the other girls" type of attentionwhoring, no sane girl (or man) would do that

i wasn't familiar with this character and wanted to see what was changed.
this thread notwithstanding there's plenty of topics unrelated to the topic of women, trannies, and SJW nonsense that somehow turn into them. i still think my complaint is valid, i was just in this one when i decided to voice it.

That girl has no aesthetics

Have sex.

and annoying

>thinking i'm some user from another thread
holy shit. YOU get a life dood!

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Do people find this mule headed cunt unironically attractive?

>Do people find water wet
Yeah

Retarded analogy, more accurately do people find shit pleasant smelling.

Shit taste

You write the same way. Meaning you both sound like bbc faggots. I still think its you btw.

Except the western version of her would have had an incredibly manly face as well, and she would have not worn revealing clothing.

Have sex you fucking loser.

Stop sucking black cock you pathetic bitch

>being this fascinated about anons you argue with on the internet and cuck shit
Get.A.Life.

You were the one to bring up cuck shit you blacked bitch. You also spam your shit everywhere. Ill leave tomorrow for work and you will still be here being a cuck. Get a life

You ruined my trashy-fu

They like
Already fixed her though. Pic very much related.

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>removing the cute freckles
>covering the midriff
what sacrilege is this..?!

looks like shit

I would maybe think she were cute if they got rid of the tats and if they completely re-dubbed her voice, or even just muted it.

Freckles are there. Pic related

You're.just wrong

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Nico Blanca the best

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I'll pretend to be this user if it means you won't hurt anybody at work tomorrow. I wouldn't want to be responsible for a fly eating retard who went on a violent sperg rage on a innocent bystander because they talked like an user you didn't like a image board.

Right because there are tons of bbc posters here. Just cut the act you retard. I would trade places with a hobo then a retard loser who craves bbc on a nip image board. Nothing could be worse and I feel sorry for your parents

I want Nico to spit in my mouth and make me suck her toes. Just needed to get that off my chest.

Literally the only thing that needed fixing about her is that she's a smoker

why did you leave the gummy teeth in

>Right because there are tons of bbc posters here.
Yes, Yea Forums is a squeaky clean image board with no shitposters and bait threads. Quit projecting your cuck fetish onto me because you're wanting bbc poster to provide you with spank bank material.

(((GOLDSTEIN)))

Mod link?

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You literally made a whole paragraph about blacked shit you fish brain. There are bait posters and faggots but you dint need to have a high IQ to figure out its only a few posting the same shit over and over. I wonder what went wrong in your life were you ended up obsessing over black cock and being shameless about it. Youre not a man

She actually isn't, her dad is though.

Not a mod it's the preorder suit

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Post her feet plz. Does she have socks in those boots? I hope not.

Just tell the whole world already that you love to suck cock ok?

She's not wearing socks and hasn't changed her boots for a month.

I never posted about cuck shit let alone a paragraph about it you abysmal cock muppet. Don't go talking about who is or isn't a "man" when you're throwing childish shit fits over shitposts you can easily just ignore or filter you complete man kid.

They're a charm point

If you didnt post it then you had no right to reply to me you colossal faggot. You made me waste time talking to a dipshit instead of a cuck

Oh no, I'm so sorry that I interrupted your holy crusade against the bbc loving menace that plagues the Yea Forums board, user. Not like I my time wasn't wasted on calling you out for being a raging nincompoop.

Neat, thanks God I pirated.

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Okay, I take that back. Maybe I was talking to a raging cuck who likes hearing about BBC every thread. I just dont like how you made it sound like you were the other cuckhold. Dont worry though, I forgive you. How could I be mad when you are duch a pathetic excuse for a man. You have my sympathies

honestly if i could change anything it'd be her accent

>half jewish and half black
>looks like an ugly freak
What did Japan mean by this?

Gay

hit too close home, huh?
keep seething, most men find women's tattoos repulsive, especially when it's mostly unimaginative shit like dolphins, stars, trampstamps and "deep" quotes

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What the fuck is this thread, who is bating who?

oh piss off you fucking clown.

Nice comeback little boy

/pol/ told me to hate tattoos, so I hate tattoos
jews somethingsomething

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Gay

I don't know a single person with their shit together who hates tattoos across the board.

I don't know a single person with their shit together who has tattoos

butthurt

Gay

More than enough for you, cuck.

I'd be surprised. I know people making 6 figures with tats.

fixed

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More like redpilled

her name is Goldberg lmao

I do. Tattoos are normie as shit unless you're a boomer or have boomer brain worms

or goldstein

You dont have the right to use that word. You literally bitched at me for calling out a bbc poster. You are the cuck and you need help

Literally all people with tattoos I know are either musicians/artists (usually tattoo artists) or used to serve prison sentence.
I don't know any single engineer, doctor or CEO with tattoos.

But that's probably really depends on your country of origin, in my slavland tats are still prison thing mostly.

Fpbp

Yes you are gay

Bitch I still see the smoke.

You're the one that needs help for letting a bbc shitposter get under your skin as much as it has. I'd say more, but I'm not in the mood to find out if you think my posting pattern matches another anonymous poster that upsets you.

You are not just a cuck but a brainlet too. You cant say you went a person I never accused you of being. I accused the original bbc poster qnd you came in all offended on his behalf. Its really quite sad you falseglagged just to get a reply since your life is so meaningless and lonely. Now get back to watching cuck shit and saying "Im not a cuck bro"

Why did you post the same image as OP?

>more projecting of cuck shit.
who was the bbc poster again?

Again, you are a brainlet. Defending a bbc poster and arguing with me is a definet tell of you being a cuck user. Sad but true and anyone who can read will look at our conversation and sa so.

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Cucks and bbc live in your head rent free

I'm not defending your cuck loving boyfriend you pants-on-head retarded twit. Want a defense for the cuck poster? At the very least I don't have to see their post since they get deleted or filtered on top of your dumb fuckery.

No. There was a post at the beginning and i told him to fuck off. The faggot Im replying to pretended to be him and is now acting like hes dumb.

I only had one post before you started nigga. Maybe stop posting and then Ill stop. Cuck

Fuck off /pol/

I haven't pretended to be anyone because I'm simply not. You've talked and thought more about cucks and bbc than probably the spammer that keeps posting them. Way to show that cuck poster! There isn't a brainlet pic in existence that accurately captures how much of a god damn simpleton you are.

I talk about it because I thought you were him. If an user comes in and takes my place you will think its him. Its not rocket science and it amazes me to see how dumb you are. Like I said, you made me waste my time. Next time stay out of it if you dont want to get replies. Especially when you cant even read the thread right. I literally had 3 posts until you jumped in. Retard

Gay

basically this.

>I literally had 3 posts until you jumped in
yeah sure you did, cuck.

normal = boring
Do you really play DMC for normal well adjusted waifu characters? Or the cheesy corny bang bang action?

Gay

>3dpd
>good

I bet her navel is filthy

I really did. It shows how much of a cuck you are that you got triggered in 3 posts. Lmao

>back peddling this hard
lmao

>people that smoke get cranky when they have to stop for even a little bit
have you ever even met anyone who smokes? This really depends on the person. I smoke and I never get cranky when I haven't had one for a while, neither do my parents or my older brother who smokes
at most it's "fuck I could really go a smoke right now" and that's it

>hating her voice
>hating her tatts
You guys have such boring tastes. We already have Lady and Trish with no tatts.

Did no such thing cuck. You litteraly bitched the second I told cuck user to go fuck himself. If thats not a cuck, idk what is. Btw, shit posting wont make it any less embarrassing how dumb you were in this thread. Holy shit

But she's still ugly as sin. The only people that defend dmc5 character designs are the lol u mad children.

fixed your waifu bro

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I would never date a girl like that. Those are serious red flags that she's damaged and probably has daddy issues.

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lol now you thought you were talking to a different user despite being for sure that I was the bbc/cuck poster from previous threads and have the never to call anyone a brainlet? Fuck off.

>plane bad for you

is there a character in the DMC series that doesn't have daddy issues

Her design wouldn't be as good then.

You can obviously falseflag you retard. You did and no one can know. The guy I responded to sounded just like a guy from a different thread, that you probably didnt even see. This is seriously showing your low IQ. Im not even joking.

trish? kyrie?

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Mundus was Trish's daddy. Kyrie clearly has a brother complex.

>daddy
creator*

>brother complex
not daddy issues

>You can obviously falseflag
Or you can just be a paranoid dumb shit. You think I get anything out playing Guess Who on an anonymous posting image board? on a DMC thread? Not everyone thinks this autistically about image board postings as you. Stick to Discord Servers kid.

Either wat, Im going to bed. You are still either a cuck or a retard though. Good night. :)

Tattoos are a real turn off

Too late to go to bed. You're going to miss the short bus. Be sure to keep your tard tantrum in check, okay?

Gay as fuck

Want to actually fix her?
>Wash and brush her hair.
>Remove glasses
>Remove grotesque facial expression
>Increase bust size
>School her in how to talk property
There. Now she's actually attractive.

inb4 retards claim this as KKK related

t.56%
did you ask permission from your jew overlord before posting

>Dating a girl that is literally paying a corporation to shorten her lifespan and make her home and belongings smell like shit
Top kek

You make it sound like you can get a date at all.

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i want to lick her teeth

>We are still pretending dorky, cute, amicable Nico is anything other than best girl

This is no longer funny, Yea Forums.

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Same. Also her tongue, nipples and stomach.

Shame no piercing

I want to unhinge my jaw and put her whole breast in my mouth.

I would 100% prefer Lady being the weapons expert running the DMC mobile.

Which one?

Both starting with the tattooed.

tattoos are hot if they're the right kind

Based

She has a berserk tattoo so who cares

also only losers get triggered by piercings

Not him
I like aestethiccs that mirrors the person. Just like clothes or hairstyle
Saying that no x can look good is a baka logic
Meaning behind the tattoo is more beautiful than the tattoo itself
Of course its okay to not like tattoos at all, but is gud to examine things from different viewpoints and be more open to changing your perspective
Thats all

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The only bad tattoos are face tattoos and tramp stamps. Everything else is fair game

her tattoos are awful
women's tattoo choices are awful in general

I never see women with actual art as tattoos, it's always some shitty tramp stamps, wings, stars, cute animals, names or short paragraphs of le meaningful text
Meanwhile, men get full chest/back sized art of some beast, symbols that represent their hobbies, work or things that matter to them, like a dead friend or something.
(unless of course they're some prison retards or hoodrats, but those are just retarded people so they don't count)

womb
tatt

smoking im fine with
tattoos are just ugly though, very trashy

You’re gay

and you're still a roastie

>ctrl f
>bbc
What’s with you faggots and black cock?

That doesn’t make any sense but okay homo

Those glasses though .

It's a secret fetish like how devout religious men getting caught fucking other men and diddling little boys. Hate it publicly and do it privately.

I would dick the fuck out of this goddess with my black cock.

I don't like her voice.