Xbox never won because its led by a guy who puts his hands in his pockets

xbox never won because its led by a guy who puts his hands in his pockets

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boomers are sickening

is it just an illusion from his pants, or are his knees bending backwards?

>Not understanding next level Jedi mind fu.

He does that to hide is true power so that incels like yourself don't feel threatened. He could end all of you with a point of a finger but you don't feel threatend because he keeps his hands in his pockets.

It's okay to keep one hand in your pockets, only two is a no-go. That suit is pretty ill-fitting though.

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In gaming perfectly fitting suits = evil.

Phil's predecessor wore a perfectly fitting suit and he almost singlehandrdly ended the brand.

Also the president of EA wears pefectly fitting suits worthy of any Bond villain.

It's funny how you say this yet Xbox has been doing it's best since hand in pocket man has taken charge.

Based Phil literally stroking his 14 inch cock through his pants, pleasuring himself to the feeling of a hand shake with a porn star first lady.
Meanwhile Snoy hiding their lust for attractive women with lens flares.

This is why Xbox a won

Nigga standing like he’s wearing a javelin suit from Anthem

HOLY SHIT BASED!!!

XBOX ONEX - THE WHITE MAN'S CONSOLE

IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING SONYGHER AHAHAHAHA

This but unironically.

Anyone important ever shaken the hands of gays over at gaystation? I know I wouldn't
>cue desperate sonygher running off to find some celeb photo
LMFAO get a life you filthy sonyg, did PSN go down again or something? Watch a gay porno lol

Trump's wife is pretty tall

>"My mom knows the boss of Xbox."
Barron is lucky, he can now get away with shit posts.

>xbox never won because its led by a guy who puts his hands in his pockets

More like the customers pockets umirite?

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I SERIOUSLY hope none of you guys have you hands in your pocket as your idle stance

>not touching yourself while shaking hands with a woman
What are you, gay?

He also says "GEYMES"

She was a model right? Models are normally tall.

Trump should put tariffs on shitstations tbqh. Would be hilarious and very MAGA.

She's wearing high heels, to be fair.

>XBox One SAD Edition

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>playstation "pro" edition
Imagine all the happy turd worlders who wanted to be "pro" and ended up with a console 50% weaker than the oneX

Wanna know the real SAD edition?
>20th Anniversary Limited Edition Console
>Batman: Arkham Knight Limited Edition Console
>Bloodborne Limited Edition Console
>Call of Duty: Black Ops III Limited Edition Console
>Champion's League Limited Edition Console
>Destiny Limited Edition - Black Console
>Destiny Limited Edition - White Console
>Destiny: The Taken King Limited Edition Console
>Dragon Quest Metal Slime Limited Edition Console
>FINAL FANTASY Type-0 HD Suzaku Edition Console
>Frozen Limited Edition Console
>Hyperdimension Neptunia VII Limited Edition Console
>Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Limited Edition Console
>Psycho Break Limited Edition Console
>Star Wars Battlefront Limited Edition Console
>Street Fighter V Limited Edition Console
>The Last of Us Remastered Limited Edition Console
>Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Limited Edition Console
>Yakuza Zero Limited Edition Console
>Hatsune Miku Limited Edition Console
>Final Fantasy XV Luna Edition Console
>Gold Limited Edition Slim Console
>Silver Limited Edition Slim Console
>GT Sport Limited Edition Slim Console
>Call of Duty World War II Edition Slim Console
>Days of Play Limited Edition Slim Console
>Star Wars Limited Edition Slim Console
>Star Wars Battlefront II Bundle Limited Edition Pro Console
>Monster Hunter World Limited Edition Pro Console
>God of War Limited Edition Pro Console
>Gamestop Limited Edition Pro Console
>Kingdom Hearts III Limited Edition Pro Console
>Marvel's Spider-Man PS4 Limited Edition Pro Console
>PS4 Pro "500 Million Limited Edition" Pro Console

Sony sold more console skins than games

>5 foot 11 inches is tall

>all sold at miniscule profit margins in the turd world
Ahahahahahahahahahahah

Over 800 million PS4 games have been sold since the consoles launch.

You do realize thats taller than most chinkoid shitstationers on this board?

How many of those run in 4k?

Is that with or without the 5 inch heels?