Overwatch

>Useless in the current meta
>Blizzard made him randomly gay on top of it
Why?

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>overwatch in 2019

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publicity stunt for a dead game

he pleases my dick

He's white and male.

Why are we posting about a dead game again?

/thread

Still better than current TF2

Trying to impress game journalists

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Thats like saying this pile of shit is better than that pile of shit

Ah perfect, I can post it again.
>I'M NOT A STRAIGHT MAN ANYMORE!
>I'VE GOT YOUR BACK!
>OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE, AND THEY DON'T STAY STRAIGHT!
>I'M YOUR OTHER FATHER!
>For a man your age, you're looking pretty good Jack!WELL, ALL THAT STUFF THEY PUMPED IN TO ME HAD TO BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING ... hehe, pumped.
>I'VE GOT THE MEN IN MY SIGHTS!
>YOU SURE TAKE TO THAT BAD GUY THING WELL DON'T YOU? AND YOU SURE TAKE TO THAT GAY GUY THING!
>MALE RICH ENVIROMENT!
>I LOVE THE SMELL OF MALE GENITALS IN THE MORNING!
>WE'RE ALL GAY NOW.
>NOT STRAIGHT YET.
>KNOCK ME DOWN AND I'LL KEEP GETTING ON MY KNEES.
>I'M A GAY MAN ON A MISSION, STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
>I'M FLAMING!
>WOMAN INCOMING, OPEN FIRE!
>I DON'T TOLERATE HETEROSEXUALITY, GET ON YOUR KNEES NOW!
>ALWAYS TOO HETEROSEXUAL.
>YOU'VE GOT ALOT TO LEARN, ABOUT SEXUALITY.
>I'VE GOT A LONG MEMORY, WHEN IT COMES TO MEN!

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>meta
kill yourself redditfag

won't stop me from fapping to porn of him fucking D.Va

Hey straightfags,
My name is 76, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, toxic, incels who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Overwatch porn. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cumshots? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Shadbase.
Don't be a thrower. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Overwatch team, and starter on my LGBT team. What e-sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Overwatch artwork"? I also get human enhancements, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just blew me; Shit was SO homoerotic). You are all breeders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and and some ugly swiss pocket healslut

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>Useless in the current meta
He was always bad. This game insane amount of easy healing requires pick-off. His time-to-kill is too long for this shit.

>This game insane amount of easy healing requires pick-off.

And this is why Overwatch will always be a shit game.

He wasn't always bad. His shots used to do more damage meaning if you had good aim you could pick off supports easy

Making him gay was literally the only good thing Blizzard's done in years desu, the combination of jokes, shitposting, and butthurt is great.

I think it was a distraction to try and get people off Blizzard's back, seeing as everyone was pissed about Immortal and the like. The timing of the "comic" and how short it was implies they pulled it out their ass at the last second. It obviously didn't work.

I dont mind them making him gay actually. They didnt change anything else so hes actually a decent gay character. His gay ness does detract from the diversity of the rest of the cast because they no longer have a simple basic character to be compared to, but I dont care about diversity anyway.

Hes definitely still the most fun character in the game though. It just feels so wrong to play a shooter with instant mobility/iframes/massive damage reduction. I like playing him because hes one of few characters where your positioning actually matters because you cant cheese your way out of anything. I just wish he dealt more damage. Maybe they could replace his Carbine with a 45 mag size lmg instead, or give him a new skill like a cookable frag grenade (he has less skills than most heroes).

race mixers should be gassed

Poor little Asian guy

>All of you are fat, toxic, incels who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Overwatch porn.
Yeah but at least I'm not GAY you FAG

btfo

dude "bleached" is not the same as "blacked" because bleaching is a form of purification/supremacy not corruption. it's not the same fetish at all so it doesn't work

imagine talking out of your ass because of your favorite character bias

>>KNOCK ME DOWN AND I'LL KEEP GETTING ON MY KNEES.

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>food analogy

>bleaching is a form of purification/supremacy
lol how delusional and ignorant of genetics can you be? check them bleached aesthetics

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