Can you guys please stop bullying John Linneman? DF Retro is in jeopardy

Why are people giving based John shit now?

>e-"celeb"
Can this guy even be considered an E-celeb, they're a literal who

that's the definition, yeah

>Im not ugly
>fat

uh huh

>"lots of pain this year plus other old symptoms have come back"
OH GOD
OH FUCK

This is actually serious. I think the appearance thing has taken over him being feeling weak. It's the worst thing that can happen.
Send this guy some love
twitter.com/dark1x/status/1105426804263796744

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He's just a pretty normal looking middle-aged guy, don't know what's got him so rattled.

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The answer is transitioning into a woman, clearly.

LOSE WEIGHT you fat cunt
look at he's jsut fucking fat
get in shape fattie fat cunt

twitter.com/dark1x/status/1105427122812846080
>When the black pill hits

He needs to grow a thicker skin. People are just cunts on youtube comments. He's a fucking average dude, no one will give him shit anywhere but there. Imagine if he was black. He would have already offed himself.

He just needs get in shape and dress better.
It really just takes going to the gym at least once a week.
Also needs to shave that thing under his lip.

He's uglier than 30fps with motion blur.

Don't forget, kids. You can always kill yourselves and spare others your misery and shitty threads.

Looks like your average not fit old man, specifically the annoying Flanders-tier neighboor you see in kids Christmas movies, I mean he's not good looking but I don't see how can anyone just decide to randomly insult him. He's not ugly.

Not video games

He should lose weight, gain height, have sex, take a shower and generally just get a clue

Because it's Yea Forums

This.
I hate to be nice on the internet but this John guy has done nothing but produce and create some of the best vidya kino I've ever seen.
Sent him some nice dms hope he pulls out of that mindset.
He looks fine he's a average nerd ffs not every one has to be buffmchad

>lives in Germany
>doesnt know German

Isn't he a westaboo/weeb? German is a shit language anyway

>He needs to grow a thicker skin.
Yeah, that's what people find difficult, my man.

I agree German sucks but I dont fucking live there.
When you live in another country you learn the fucking language.

Oh absolutely I can speak strayan like a pro cunt

This

He needs to get off Resetera and start browsing/posting here.
Also he needs to understand that DF's comment section is primarily 3rd world kid fanboys. The moment they can't engage in console wars in the comments, e.g. DF Retro which John hosts, of course they're going to throw shit at the next available target.

Ahbloohooo
His only mistake is reading comments on YouTube/any site

>Also he needs to understand that DF's comment section is primarily 3rd world kid fanboys.
You described this board perfectly

Also this this and this.
>hurr bro why do I feel bad? :(
>eat a ton of cancer food
No shit fatass. I like John and all his videos are great but for petes sake you simply can't be fat and healthy at the same time, that just doesn't happen.

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Why is he coping shit instead of that sjw Alex faggot? Fuck this gay earth
Feel free to dm him on twitter / wherever else to come here

He's on meds which put on weight.
You know what I mean.

If this is legit then:
1 that day he was legit in the thread
2 it's was just banter
3 you are a cool dude, John
4 the butter smooth meme is fantastic, and you should enjoy it and embrace it lad

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>that's what people find difficult
Why?

>muh appearance
what is he, a teen girl? You can't change the cards you've been dealt, but you sure as shit can lose weight and generally put effort into improving the way you look.
He looks like a regular basedboy, maybe he should grow a pair

John, we all want a friend like you.
You're a cool dude, very passionate and knowledgeable about your hobby. That's what makes you, you. Not your appearance. If that makes any sense.
If you're reading this, do you have any hobbies outside of games?

You mean antidepressants? Yeah you can fix depression with a good diet too, since depression is actually an inflammation symptom and being fat means your entire body and brain is burning.

Wait, is this in response to him coming on Yea Forums? Fuck, I thought it was just him getting upset over people mouthing off at him in the comments section.

If you werent raised to not be a pussy fag is hard to learn it as an adult

He's a really nice guy, as are the other DF chaps, and it sucks dick how pissy little fanboys rage at them constantly. The DF comments are a cesspit. John in particular seems to love doing DF Retro stuff in part because the shitheads are too underage to care about older games.

Anyone got a archive of that? Why the fuck would he come here to discuss vidya

I'm sure you have plenty of things you find difficult, whether it's remaining happy, or dealing with being alone, or socialising with other people at parties. The solution to all these things are technically simple af -- "just be happy", "just become more independent", "just be yourself" -- but executing them is very difficult if you're not the right kind of person.

Personally, I am an ultrasperg so have unlimitedly thick skin, but I know lots of people who don't (even if they pretend otherwise).
You sure have a chip on your shoulder, don't you?

erm wat

it's not like he's a hamplanet like jim sterling or larry bundy, nor is he totally ugly like that fornever world guy.
Grow a spine dude.

niggers

He must not have had a lot of friends growing up. Shit talking each other 24/7 is what we did growing up.

sure

>I'm sure you have plenty of things you find difficult, whether it's remaining happy, or dealing with being alone, or socialising with other people at parties.
No

doesn't this resetera cuck only watch youtubers who agree with him politically lmao
>HOW DO I STOP BEING UGLY
stop eating

If he’s really self-conscious about his appearance and health, he should stop eating garbage and do some exercise.

DF Retro is just way more interesting since the games were more interesting and differed more technologically back then. There was also nothing like DF in their time.

embrace y our ugliness. worked for me

I don't see any Chads in his comment sections. Besides a real Chad has better things to do.

This.
I swear if normie faggots on here and reditsetera get df retro canned I'll personally fucking dox and kill cunts

user, do you know where you are.

Why are all the brits so fucking ugly anyways

It is settled, then.

Our middle class is perfectly decent. You're thinking of the working class.

There was a couple days of threads about him, and some anons were obviously too passionate defending his ass, to the point of looking like one was literally him
It was just the same stupid banter as with Pedro el enojado
Then every thread about him got reported and deleted repeatedly until the meme was over

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It's easy bro, just become an infinitely bitter and lonely misanthrope that has permanently given up the ability to relate to or connect with other people on any level except pure malice and then you won't care what anyone says. Seems to work for Yea Forums.

the real reason?
Vikings took all the pretty women way back when

So no actual proof?
I personally could not give a fuck about the way he looks or his political leanings since they do not impact his excellent vidya kino and would gladly defend him.
Unlike that faggot Alex

literally everyone ITT is supporting the guy, tranny.
Why are you even here if you're just going to sow discord?

It does not work eventually u get bored and or burnt out so depressed you dog mum or whoever still cares about you will no longer be able to make u not feel like shit.
Worst thing anyone could do is take anti depressants tho

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It was like a month ago or something no big deal
I hope he's doing okay he's probably too much depressed from playing games all day

>He needs to grow a thicker skin
He's shown his face for years and years now, I doubt his skin is particularly thin, he's probably just depressed.
It doesn't help that he's not a looker and that he probably realizes that, and for an ugly male there is no one in society to really help you with body image issues.

>muh toxic
lmao kys

He's got the good old vidya burnout.
Hope he just quits all shit sites and focuses on df retro full time.
Modern vidya is garbage and he is one of the only ytubers doing good interview and doco work.
The rest of df is linus tier click bait shit these days Richard barely even uploads anymore and it's just Alex rambling on about Nazis and horseshit
It is though.
Nothing came from being doxxed on chans over the years except a few funny phone calls.
Irl is much worse dickhead what word would you rather I'd have used? Fuck up back to your containment discord

pewdiepie is an aryan chad and he gets shit on for being a manlet all the time.
Just suck it up, you're not a woman, don't take it to heart, people always have nita to pick.

Did you even read my post?

No matter what, he will always be my
360P
BUTTER SMOOTH
30 FPS
Lad

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Quite a few fat People could look good if they'd lose some weight desu

yeah, and I'm telling you that support groups are for women, and that men have to deal with it or let ir ruin them.

I miss witchards F U L L F A T E X P E R I A N C E shitposting

>lose weight
>get contacts
>shave
>get better looking clothes
worked for me at least

He's literally an old japanese man, I can see why so many people have been giving him shit lately

But the point is whilst they're fat, they don't look good, they're ugly.

There probably are support groups on the net but trannies always ruin it.
It's why I never go on discord anymore
Why? He isn't even that fat he just had old fashioned face.
Nobody would have given a fuck but now social media ruined everyone

If we ever manage to get Yu Suzuki on here like Kamiya was, you fags have got to promise not to antagonize him.

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Be more confident & ignore the insults
Women like confidence & money
Looks is just a bonus

John just feels insecure because he has to work Chad McChad

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Stop existing? Or stop caring that’s all I got John.

Been there
Take a break, John

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The way to feel less ugly is to stop caring about what other people say. Also the fact he posted this online proves he just wants attention. He literally has a wife and a kid (apparently) and yet he's still worried about what people on the internet think of him. If I had a wife and kid and both loved me then that's enough for me and should be for everyone else.

user he is the wife/kid
He cloned himself

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Why would you spill your personal shit on twitter?

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Still massive improved

how has he only started getting depressed about being ugly now as a 40 year old boomer? you'd think he went through this phase ages ago

This is why women don't belong in video games. Or anywhere really, all they do is cause drama and misery everywhere they are.

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I like his content, he obviously gives DFRetro a lot of thought. I dont understand why he hangs out on Resetera or reads youtube comments

And i'm telling you depression itself isn't something you can just "deal with", it's a mental condition.
It's not as though the words of random teens on the internet are getting to him, it wouldn't make sense after 3 or 4 years of his face being on Youtube, it's obviously something else happening on top of the lack of help for men with body issues, courtesy of yourself.

Efame is fucking weird
(celebrities) do the sme shit it's either for attention or just to vent usually both
I reckon he's getting bullied irl

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Because a long time you could domthat and then find a friend. But not anymore. It really sucks for us social outcasts that found in the early internets healing, and then got excluded since the facebook and the nsa era. It sucks.

>makes the best content on channel
>People just want ps4 vs xbox
I do understand him
Fortnite on mobile got like thousand times more views than any of his df retro
Life of a retrofag is suffering

As someone with depression and or (mental issues) you can deal with it yourself.
I found doctors and pills did fuck all.
Why cruch on Jews who just want your money

He become 40 year old virgin

He doesn't have a lovebird? That sucks

I haven't been to /vr/ in a while but as a huge fan of gen 6 7 8 u need to let newer retro games from 10-18 years ago on there
Why do u assume it's wamen

youtu.be/LcL_lsWqEfs?t=6006

he's from neogaf originally
back when people gave a shit about that place
resetera is just neogaf without the poop stain

Be sure to start not giving a fuck about comments, John

It's that german dude Alex that hes jealous of, that dude is a straight up Chad

Weird to see that a youtuber lives a less than perfect life. Everything is so polished in their videos, you think they live in a bubble or something.

Fuck up Alex

I think on vr they have some rule that only games before 2000 are retro so yeeaah

he's also a faggot

user please show me your cute belly

resetera is neogaf with double the lunatics.

>not ugly
>fat

Pick one

No I'm not the gay and have small benis but I'm very hairy stronk fat soz not bi
Shame.
Nowhere to talk about older games except here really
Figures.
That sjw shit he posts on reseteraforums and that horrific variable rate shading video where he made a joke about killing right wingers likening them to Nazis was fuck tarded

yes you can. Depression is a meme disease your ancestors didn't have time to deal with.
pro-tip: everyone is miserable and it's pretty much the default state of mind. Happiness isn't a state of being, but a fleeting moment you should appreciate
t. went to therapy and took pills for 10 years to no avail

Dude just needs to lose weight and start lifting.

every ugly guy should be angry at their moms for not eating correctly before and during pregnancy, and also during breastfeeding (which shouldn't stop until the teeth are fully formed)

ugliness and manletism is 100% early life malnutrition, nobody is destined to be ugly genetically.

The German guy is queer as fuck and he's also s fucking nerd. He laughs at things a kid would laugh at and he makes the most cringe jokes sometimes which basically confirms he's a loner since no one with a lot of social interaction can be that fucking cringe and awkward.

Do famous people really take death threats seriously? I always asume it's some overweight neckbeard with aspergers who makes them. Has there ever been a case where someone was murdered after recieving a death threat? Not couting legit ones from gangsters and shit obviously.

>Happiness isn't a state of being, but a fleeting moment you should appreciate
That's cope.
I'm happy all the time with some sadness sprinkled in there every now and again.

So he's a hypochondriac

Eat less calories
Get more physical activity

>am*rican """""""""science""""""""" strikes again

Your the reason why df retro is gonna die.
I hope you happy
Good post and realistic pilled

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I can't be happy in a crumbling backwards society, you're the coping one.

>bully everyone but white guys
>get upset because white guy gets bullied

Classic Yea Forums

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He does vidya docos nobody (normal) is remotely interested in shit games from 30 years ago
Ofc he's a bit loopy.

Post hairy belly

racist prick

I actually wish, there is some shit I'd like to discuss but theres no place for it.

>race baiting in a fully rational thread
resetera pls go

You're coping by pretending everyone feels the way you do.
That's depression. For the record I believe that this society is garbage, so we both have that nihilistic belief, but it's not stopped me from being in pure bliss just vegging out on the internet all day.

wrong

>What he looks like doesn't matter
This. He's a white male and he seems heterosexual. He's one of us. Is there nothing at all we can do?

I can't feel happy by being a useless neet.
That's what the prefrontal cortex is for, to induce anxiety and get your ass in gear.

It's possible. I mean I don't think Jack Black looks ugly. Not ugly doesn't automatically mean attractive.

I would know because I'm actually ugly.

I don't think he posts on resetera anymore. But he posts on NeoGaf.

shave the hair, get better glasses, get fit and get better fashion sense

that's all he needs to do
he looks funny but i wouldn't insult him randomly, i guess it's just kids being kids

You're talking to 2019 Yea Forums.
They can't hold back from antagonism if their lives depended on it.

He's never going to be handsome, but he would look better with an actual jawline and a body that doesn't look like a middle-aged woman.

Someone please tell him the secret is antialiasing and 360p docked

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beats having to preface every opinion with an ideological fellatio like on resetera or reddit

His body is done growing, he can't change his looks now.

>this is normal looking in america for a 30-something
amerikeks not even once

>Can't deal with personal insults
A months prescription of Yea Forums should numb anybody of online, faceless insults

It's social media you fuckwit that's literally the exact purpose of the platform.

you're never done growing

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All you three talk like everyone goes through depression the same way and gets out of it the one way (your way). You're all retarded for that.

Nigger this place has been indistinguishable from Reddit for the past 5 years.

you're the one who thinks it's some big bad insurmountable task, and are only feeding into the delusion more by doing so.

No.
I am not bi
Here have a rare
>implying I ever beat depression

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yeah because reddit is digital north korea without an iota of creativity or critical thought, hence why they copy paste shit from here

well duh

It looks like his body is still steady growing outwards.

user pls this is just making me hornier

Post your belly

No, it's because this place is the quality equivalent of Yea Forums circa 2012. Over half of all posters are redditors who have been here since 2015. If you're too new to see that shift, you're no better than one of them.
This place doesn't get ripped off of by reddit, this place IS reddit now.

Do you think we produce an iota of original content here anymore? Even a speck of creativity like we used to have? We've been recycling the same tired jokes for 5 years because the community here is as creatively bankrupt as reddit has always been.

I stopped going to Yea Forums long before then
Only spent the first year or so lurking and shitposting there back in 06 thank fuck

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>Yu Suzuki
based

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_designed_by_Yu_Suzuki

The weak minded do it for validation. They don’t seem to recognise that it telegraphs how much of pussy you are.

Like when nidhogg loses his shit when V calls him dumb.

How much you wanna bet this guy comes out as a non-binary or trans within the month?

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>Yea Forums bullies random weak-willed videogame-related fucks on the internet into becoming mind broken transsexuals
>wait wtf why are there so many trannies infiltrating my hobby REEEEEEEEEEE

He should just leave DF/Resetera and buddy up with his BFFs in mylifeingaming

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>Braces
>Gym
>Go bald
there you go john, now make another fucking DF retro already

>this place IS reddit now
The amount of people who are still denying this fact is amusing. Yea Forums "culture" has been mainstream since at least the fucking Chanology era. It seeped into mainstream gaming and the entirety of the surface of the internet. That's why you can go onto any gaming (or other) forum and see retards using chan memes, fake green texting, etc, and generally acting like they're not normalfags. Before all this, the word Yea Forums used to be a banned/blocked word on a lot of sites. It's weird as fuck now, and it's not a good thing.

Ain't no secret club nonsense, but Yea Forums shit should've stayed here, imo.

no its definitely a good thing otherwise I wouldn't be here

Some people here are so pathetic that when some people brought up ideas to improve they would rather he do nothing about it or dismiss it.
Yeah, he's kind of ugly, but rather than do nothing about it how about improve on things that he can control?
He can get in shape, dress better, maybe a better hair cut, contacts and shave.

John is autistic and /our guy/. Don't bully him you cunts.

The fappening and the 2016 election gave this place too much publicity. It was already growing before then but those specific events accelerated it and carved into stone the death of the internet hate machine.

>insurmountable task
I never called it anything retard. I quoted three different posters arguing three different things about depression and they're all retarded.

he should leave resetera. That shit is poisoning his brain

mylifeingaming is a fag and ruins anything he appears in

I talk like MASSIVE amounts of shit with friends and its fine because i know them and they mean to have fun and are generally supportive
with strangers is where things start to eat away at you thanks to doubting your own reality/them not taking your mental state at the time in mind/when to stop/not sure if everybody thinks that all the time and you never noticed and shit
most of these things are subconscious

Yup. Here's a little something to help you shift through the up- and down-vote template memes.
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>text filters
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>braaaaaaaaaap

I can't believe nintendo fans did this.

and none of that is going to last more than one weak when the reason for it is being too big of a pussy to read some words on the intertubes

looks like fortnite melted his brain

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then stay depressed you deserve it anyways

I hate to say it like this but Yea Forums was never so toxic before it got so popular.
Sure there was bullying and gorespam and everything was for the lulz, but none of it had weight to it. You could get doxxed and the worst you'd expect is an autistic phonecall about battle toads or a pizza ordered to suck mcfuckbag at your address.

As more and more normalfags showed up, things changed. They brought something fucked up with them and all that light hearted fucking around is gone. Pranks stopped being about a bunch of anonymous idiots calling a random elementary school and claiming the gym teacher molested their children, they started being about coordinated attempts at convincing autists to buy hormones and become botched transsexuals and then kill themselves or sending actual death threats to people online like a bunch of autistic teenagers.
What happened?

fuck you fat fuck

No shit he's got burnout
What a shame I enjoyed his df retro videos on niche stuff who cares about viewcounts for the same shit covered over 1000000 times?

Answered your own question
Normies and trannies ruined this place
No fuck you Alex go choke on Richards full fat cock your content is mediocre as well as your annoying anal nasal sounding gay arse fruity faggot voice

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Thanks user.

He is a journalist. All writers are very sensitive.

Why is judge dredd got a big beard? That’s against Judges dress code. Unless you are a judge in in the Caledonian habitation zone.

>He's uglier than 30fps with motion blur.
well played sir

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It's Bronies all over again.

Being fat is ugly

But I'm ugly on the inside
Kek
Does that mean df retro will become our channel? I hope he splits away from df as I said Richard is mia and Alex sjw meh

John's a cool dude anyone making fun of him for his looks is a dumb asshole.

there's literally nothing wrong with motion blur

fucking epic dude

put me in the screencap

DF is part of Euro"gamer", they deserve everything they get, cancerous faggots.

not video games