Do you still shop at GameStop?
Do you still shop at GameStop?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>Go to GameStop
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu I have a crush on is working
>Ask if they have Smash Ultimate
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu says "Oh I didn't know you were married"
>Wut
>Tell her I'm not married
>Her eyes light up and she says "Oh, single fathers are so sexy"
>Wut
>Ask her what she's talking about
>She says "Aren't you buying this for your toddler?"
>Tell her it's for me
>Looks at me in pure hatred and disgust and quickly finishes up my purchase and says nothing
>Leave wanting to kill myself for being a retarded manchild that plays ports for preschool age children
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
Interesting. I'm the one who hates Smash but my girlfriend is the one that never stops playing it.
Yes
>Waddle into FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Little kid points and says "Look mommy! It's the fattest man alive!"
>Mom laughs
>Wait in line in utter embarrassment while people talk about how it smells like someone shit their pants while they keep glancing over at me in bewilderment
>Finally get to the front of the line
>"O-o-o-one... o-o-one c-c-c-c-c-c-cop- c-c-copy o-o-of S-S-S-Sm-S-Sma-Smash Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ulti-Ultima-Ultima- ma- mate p-pp-p-p-pl-please"
>People behind me in line burst out laughing like a laugh track on Big Bang Theory
>Cashier asks if it's for my niece or nephew
>Stuttering, drenched in sweat with shit leaking down my legs I manage to explain that it's for me
>Cashier SCREAMS at me and calls me a pedophile and spits in my face
>Calls the cops and everyone in the shop restrains me until they arrive while I scream, cry and panic
>Cops arrive and they charge me for attempted child rape saying I tried to play baby games to lure children online
>Try to explain that the online is too laggy to play but they won't listen
>Now a convicted sex offender because of FUCKING GAMESTOP
is this copypasta now?
why is there a pic of a trash can
My membership expires in April. I bought what was likely to be my last game from them in January.
are you me?
no my local gamestop has become a gay cruising spot with trannies
Could you take some pictures of them?
i sure hope so
I havent gone there for a long time, heres my last experience
>go to gamestop for gift card for little bro
>"are you a member of our rewards zone?"
>"what game would you like to preorder while youre here?"
>"do you need any extra controllers?"
>"did you notice the pre played games are on sale?"
>"can I add a t shirt or funko pop to your order?"
>"did i mention that we are giving our customers free Netflix for one month, we just need your credit card information you can cancel at any time"
>"can i offer you insurance on your gift card in case you lose it?"
>"ok fine, just the gift card, whats a good email and phone number to put on file for you?
I've had better experiences dealing with arabs when buying a used car.
>cartwheel into GameStop crashing into a shelf of funko pops scattering them everywhere
>still on the ground say, "DID I DO THAT?" in my best Urkel impression to lighten the mood
>the cashier at is yelling at me and telling me to get out
>go to the corner and pretend I can't hear them while staring at the game boxes embarrassed
They’re losing money faster than a bookstore.
Yes
Bookstores joined the digital shit ages ago, they also sell a ton of overpriced toy shit like gamestop does, and have cafes.
No, but my zoomer friend does for some reason.
I like GameStop for older gamer, but new ones I get from Walmart or target. I mainly just don’t want to buy a “new” game that has been opened. Everything else about them is fine.
Has GameStop started carrying 8 and 16 bit stuff again? If not, I have no reason to go in there.
no.
YOU WILL BE NEXT
Na, there's no reason to when mine is right next door to Best Buy, who actually price matches and usually has better stock.