Why are you not playing Overwatch right now?
Why are you not playing Overwatch right now?
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I played it a bunch when it came out but aside from some balance changes its mostly the same game. New heroes don't interest me.
playing with bots is too boring
??
Because D.va doesn't have karaoke lines for the downtown Busan spawn room.
Incredibly toxic and childish community. Get banned for pety shit. And bans are thrown out based on the number of reports regardless if there is any evidence or not.
Because I'm not a tranny.
Because ultimates still exist.
i don't personally enjoy it very much, i don't find a majority of the characters interesting and i think that its gameplay is inferior to comparable shooters. beyond that i don't enjoy its community or its dev team which seems to be more interested in making sure people aren't mean to each other using characters in-game voice lines than making their game fun to play, which has become increasingly difficult at almost every level of game people are expected to play as if it were serious competetive
Best part is that overwatch fans say shit like "get good" when you complain about getting stuck in literal unavoidable ults
only good thing about ow is porn
ass too big
>carrying your team to victory is impossible
>a leaver or a douchebag in your team is enough to cause a defeat
>press q to win
>most toxic community ever
>low skill ceiling
Also this:
Now post ass
because TF2 exists
got pretty fucking sick of it after 500h
used to play it, dropped it with the constant retards i got in my games and them gutting roadhog.
still jerk off to the porn though.
I like how most Overwatch threads have to lead with a lewd image or an article about how Blizzard did something stupid because no one would care otherwise.
Why do you keep posting the most boringly designed OWaifu?
I want to be Ashe's foot slave!
they removed a fun balanced ability in favor of making him a sha lin clone because low elo shitters crutched on it
she's mine
It just became too gay
WE.
HAVE.
THIS.
FUCKING.
THREAD.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
GODDAMN.
DAY.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP YOU GODDAMN BLIZZARD SHILL
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's boring
The fuck even is a footslave anyway? Surely someone in a relationship literally stepping on you isn't something that presents itself very often
because they started with a good game then fucked with it too much
game is bad
>all these top tier waifus stuck in a shit game
it's not fair bros
too busy masturbating to overwatch porn
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Because it sucks
I'm playing Paladins and my money is going into scale model kits.
dead game
I'm not gay, sorry.
Because she's a lesbian
why would you save that image on your PC if you weren't?
Because I'm not a tranny.
Beat me to it
>y would u have a picture with stalin in it if u werent a communist??
this has to be bait
What is this image even? It's not even tying together OW and the gay dudes in a clever way, just the logo slapped onto a picture of two gay men. How lazy can you get?
same thread over and over again. why any of you even reply
Because playing I don't enjoy at all isn't going to get me a Mercy mommy gf
Trace isn't this thicc
Because I don't have fun getting gangraped by Hanzo-Genji-Tracer everywhere you go
Yeah why? Are you communist too you little faget?
>Because playing I don't enjoy at all isn't going to get me a Mercy mommy gf
Ok, slow it down there buddy
>Declares he wants to be Ashe's footslave
>Doesn't post Ashe's feet.
You fucking lack dedication to be Ashe's footslave.
I want to rub Ashe's sexy feet!
Being a healslut isn't fun anymore.
mei is bae
wait a second, she is holding a cigarette but theres also a cigarette in the ashtray
i play overwatch when i'm finding and listening to new music, just as something to keep my hands busy
going fast and styling on people with lucio is fun but every game is a stomp one way or the other and it's mostly shit in every other way
because press X to win isn't very engaging gameplay
>not recognizing soldier 76 without his armor on
Do you even play this game?
True, that.
Fuck
A year ago I would have told you I found a better game but hirez really know how to crash and burn their games so I'm not even playing vidya gaems until a new team shooter with cute girls is released.
I'm not gay, I just like gay sex.
I want to cuck her lesbian girlfriend.
Tracer and her skin-tight outfit are the only good things about overwatch
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Better?
It's less lazy, I'll say that much.
>its mostly the same game
So? Why has gaming culture grown so addicted to transforming games. People used and still do play games like the original CS, and that hasn't changed. Why do all new multiplayer shooters constantly put out new content?
>games meta is unbearable steal to the point that 80 percent if the heroes are not used
>only one barefoot skin so far
Hard pass
* stale
Because I suck at competitive shooters, I always get too hectically and then keep fucking up.
And my friends only play to win so after some rounds of me proving to not contribute much, they just stop playing and wait till I'm offline to continue. So now I don't even bother anymore.
any more plump Widowmaker?
Why do you keep making these threads?
Guess I'll fap
this
Because it's a shitty and extremely boring FPS, and not a porn game.
>PepperspotSunshine Tracer.jpg
Because it takes a long time for the new events to show up.
Also, I’m busy looking for actually decent Mei porn
It’s literslly gay
Because Overwatch only exists to make porn of
it's a shit boring game with nothing going for it
please delete this
I'm going to give you an honest answer:
a) they put very little effort into adding content, when they admit the lootboxes make billions in profits, they could add new arenas every few months and add single player campaigns and new game typer easily but they don't because "why bother"
b) they have awful predatory micro-transactions, it's almost f2p tier with the gambling addictive flashes and audio cues
c) fuck modern blizzard
d) The over the top moderation of chat and normal competitive behavior means it's just not fun to play
e) They seem to want to destroy the game with over the top virtue signalling, making one of the most loved male characters gay won't help them in any way. If they wanted to virtue signal they should of added a new gay character.
So yeah, because of these things really.
>Why are you not playing Overwatch right now?
Because I don't own it.
>Why don't you own it?
Because I don't have the money.
>Inb4 why don't you have the money
OP was just finding an excuse to post lewds, user.
Forum weapon.
>a literal swinging hamster ball is the new meta
Because instead of dialing back power creep and addressing the weird healer dilemma they created they just jam meme characters in and make the already short-but-tedious gameplay even longer and more stale-matey.