Why can't she be real, Yea Forums?

Why can't she be real, Yea Forums?

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She would destroy us all if she was

All I want is a cute daughter desu.

hat girl is best girl

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nice

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heres a better dancing gif

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I tried playing A Hat in Time but the early levels are so hand-holdy it's obnoxious
like SM64 was just
>jump into level
>pick your star
>go get it
but hat in time has all these cutscenes and dialogue
almost like it discourages exploration if it's not for the current hourglass
does it stop doing this later on in the game?

thank you

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would pass eggsalad/10

no. its really linear. the only level that allows you to get time pieces in whatever order you'd like via exploring the level is the 4th one.

Is Hat Kid actually as cute as she looks, or is she one of those "looks cute, but is actually an insufferable brat" characters?

i think mustache girl more fits that description, hat kid is too pure

>he didn't read the diary entries

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you aint wrong, i guess i will watch them rn

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She can be kinda devilish at times but in a cute, fun way.

Reminder that there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't beaten Death Wish yet after all this time
What, you aren't BAD at video games, are you?

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if she was real she would statistically be dead from constant rape

ok i watched them,and i still think she is pure, is there like a certain part that your thinking about that i just didnt connect together?

It's not out on ps4 yet(ever)!

It's not fun. It's the same challenges but with retarded restrictions tacked on.

no bulee

im gonna say the c word

Watched them, too. Also didn't see anything "impure". Precocious at worst. Seems like a good kid on the whole, just self-sufficient and not sickly-sweet.

if you use the c word i swear i will say the p word

CUN-

user?

user's been merrrrderrrrrrrrrrererrered!

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-neck

Of course you want her to be real.
You want her to make these sounds when you're alone with her.

youtube.com/watch?v=zYQ_zH3-Ofc&feature=youtu.be&t=19

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Get a wife and make one?;)

PECK

NIGGERS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE TRAIN

Literally toon link with tits.

Not that there's anything wrong with that notion I guess.

yeah, cuz it is more like sunshine, not sm64. i think even the devs said that they were inspired by sunshine

She should have been blond. Brunettes are gross.

>I play as bowgirl to piss off racists
OH I LOVE IT HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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(you)
Nigga just mad!

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This i pefer the no judgement zone

candleja