Why is she the best grill in the game?

Why is she the best grill in the game?

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She's the only normal looking and acting one.

Her sister is better

Fuck off dude.

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>Trailer trash

because she goes from a hateful bitch to loving what she has, and it's thanks to you.

Her sister does fuck you in the tent...but Haley will blow you sometimes after farming.

all the girls are generic. Honestly, the whole relationship aspectt of the game is super bare.

Shane is my husband, why doesnt he ever bring me the eggs from my 4 coops and why does he still drink

even better when you change her portrait to one the earlier styles before all the portraits took a nosedive.

I LOVE HALEY

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Which is best?

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you sound bitter that you married a loser...divorce him and marry a winner...Harvey...hes a doctor baby.

honestly? last Haley it rounds her out pretty good. Good skin tone and gives her sorta a smug look that goes with her first personality.

upper right hand corner. abigail is probably the best example of what the fuck was concernedape thinking though

Because she's kind, and interesting to be around. You can tell there's a lot of depth to her, and it's exciting to follow her quest line, because every layer shows something new and wonderful about her. She makes you want to help her, and she seems to compliment the PC well. And she's super pretty. Basically, there's no reason to romance anyone else.

One thing though, OP, you posted Haley and not Penny. Simple mistake, though.

>makes her worse in every way

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>worst girl is the most normal one

Truly 3D is trash

Anyone else hate Maru?

5 from the left, why was this not kept?
honestly none of them are very good. That's something Story of Seasons does better.

I don't even think about her, she's so bland and forgettable

unremarkable, but better than Penny or Emily.

eeeyup

Literary everyone
And not because "lolblack" but because she's bland and uninteresting as fuck

bottom row number 3 (L-R) she looks the most like my favorite ex gf the most right there.

Half the appeal of Penny is giving her the life she deserves.

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who?

you make Penny go from the trailer to a trash can? sounds like a great mod.

>it's a "gaggle of white knights defend Penny" thread

Yikes

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penny is cute, thats about all i can say.
shes better than maru or hailey (orr alex and sam)

I love Abby so much, but god damn is her final sprite atrocious.
Give me any of the top row sprites over her final one.

you know that picture showing how the crazy guy who liked drawing cats drew them crazier every time as he succumbed to his insanity? that looks pretty much like that

There is nothing to defend. You just need to accept that you're wrong already.

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Imagine not wanting a redheaded tradwife you'd have to be gay

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>I want the tumblr crowd
It's a good business decision, but it will effect the legacy of the game. Last on top row was best.

>tumblr

She cant cook...DROPPED

Literally worst girl

prove it faggot

blonde

>we didn't get top-right Maru

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I mean, if you removed every other girl in the game, then yeah she's the worst.

>posting off model art as a defense

I'll admit this is cute, but what in the gosh is a "tradwife"?

Can you be in relationship with other players via co-OP? Wanna get this game for me and my gf but doubt she's gonna like the relationship aspect of the game unless she can pair her character with mine.

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Because she's the only one that isn't fucking ugly.

>Early 90's Saved By The Bell to Mid 90's Saved By The Bell

yes

No

Yes but it requires crafting with extremely rare materials that you probably won't be able to acquire for quite a while

2nd to last, with the headband. I have a weak spot for girls with headbands/circlets or "80's girls".

Maybe

maybe

She's a bitch lol

Would have been so much better but instead we got the smelly version. She stinks so bad.

Maru is the best girl stop flaming and being racist just because she’s brown doesn’t mean she stinks

More important question. Who is the best husband?

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Shes best because its the one that develops her character best, and actually starts changing the way she sees the farm life thanks to the main character, like, she wasnt shy or awkward, she was just used to her stuff until you showed her fashion and style is not everything.

Also blonde girls are best girls.

Me

Does she actually say that?

TOP TIER
Haley

GOOD TIER
Abigail
Leah

MEH-RU TIER
Maru

EAT SHIT AND DIE TIER
Penny
Emily

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I cannot think of the name of the dude who lives on the beach except for when people jokingly called him Fabio.
I do like Shane but dont like how his recovery from alcoholism is walked back when you marry him.

yes

>didnt get her hearts up and see her change

sad

>overdesigning

Can't believe it took me this long to realize why I hate her design vs everyone else and why it feels out of place.

Shit taste

>change

a typical reaction from someone who likes a girl in the "Eat shit and die" tier.

Elliot

>damaged whore
>good tier
Trash taste.

>yes

What's wrong with Emily? She's cute and a fun person

>I fed your animals
They all autofeed
>I filled cat/dog's water
doesn't matter
>I watered the plants
They're all on sprinklers

gee, thanks

How weird, that's not Shane, the undisputed best marriage option both story-wise and usefulness-wise.

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i chose this girl too, but ended up stopping playing. feel like the game is a person from brooklyn's take on farming, the whole thing meant to take place somewhere in upstate new york.

the characters are hideous and unlikeable. managed not to capture any of the quaintness or serenity of rural life.

All my love i've loved girls with dark, black hair and blue or dark eyes but Haley made me give a shit about her. I don't even like blondes but she won me over.

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Bottom row, second from the left is the best one. I use that portrait in-game.

hippy with terrible dress...but she does fuck you in a tent

jas

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>Implying the best girls aren't the boys.

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>Not modding the game and marrying the best girl
Shame on you

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This the pixel thread?

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What's the first stardew waifu you got and what's your favorite after sampling the whole buffet?
First girl: Leah(fuck this used goods art hoe)
Fav girl: Split between Haley and Penny but leaning towards Penny.

Her default portraits look like a ghoul, I had to mod the ugly out of her

Same, i'm nice to her because she's my sister in-law but man I wish she didn't have that butch haircut that looks like someone ran over her head with a lawnmower.

blonde

She looks like an axe murderer strung out on bath salts and she worships a fuggin alium.

based to see other haleychads, i cheat on my gf with her while we play, also does anyone at all like maru the mutt?

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that's not abby.

Female Sebastien is elder God tier

second from the last

who?

I don't know

Hopes for patch 1.4?

yes, you can marry them and have babies with them, you need a ring that requires super rare materials but i just cheated and spawned one

Probably her considering she's pretty much the only one that actually becomes a loving wife and mother.

which one are you talking about?

Sure, but then you can't minmax because your husband/wife feeds the dogs and other animals and fixes fences and shit.

>muh purity

>Starcuck Valley
Whoever plays this should cut off their own balls.

idc what you guys think i love Emily and after marrying her I had no more reason to play the game so I uninstalled it
I actually feel anxious whenever I think about replaying the game because I don't want to mess up with her.
Someone help me

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go outside

What's wrong with the game?

bottom row all the way to the left

What was wrong with middle on in the bottom row? Why not stop there? Just to make her fat?

100% sexually abused her entire life. Every girl I know who acts like her has been.

I'm OK with this.

It has a black guy and one of the girls had a relationship before you.

everyone in Stardew Valley is some retarded walking stereotype

Stardew valley
>Black people
>Interracial marriage and breeding
>Most of the girls look like they fuck black guys (the art girl definitely does) and are unlikable
>Nobody feels like they belong in this setting

Runefactory
>Chad outsider busts in and takes over the village by being the best thing that ever happened to it
>Killing monsters has actual ramifications and is appreciated by the town
>Everyone feels like they belong in the setting
>Black "people" don't exist.
>All dating options are pure virginal waifus
>You can actually cuck other guys out of relationships in some of the games.

Hmm which to play... Which to play...

Best girls are the modded boys.

>he doesnt know if the pet loves you have free evaluation points
>using sprinklers

go get AIDS you filthy sodomite

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I think he means this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain

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don't forget the nearly forced cuckholdry scene where you're forced to watch your waifu dance with another man at the one festival.

I mean you can just not attend but you still know it happens. You have to really get lucky with relationship building to avoid it.

Neither because you like to complain about games more than actually playing them.

>Most of the girls look like they fuck black guys
What?

same thing happened to me with penny...

I never talk to her. She's just kinda boring. Why are all of the brown people in this game scientists or engineers or something?

This is fine.
If I didn't want sexually abused girls, I'd never go on a second date!

My nigga. I married Haley but I understand.

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>but what in the gosh is a "tradwife"?
A wife who outputs children, and the children have the husband's sperm as 50% of their input.
The wife also acts as a support unit to the children and the husband, trying to make both happy.
She attempts to boost the husband's productivity by allowing him greater relaxation time, such as by performing maintenence tasks around the household so that the man is no longer required to worry about such tasks.
She attempts to boost the children's growth by teaching them traditional values and encouraging the children to learn by experience, but acting as a fallback that the children can retreat to if they do something stupid and wreck themselves.
Overall, this form of wife is very efficient at producing competent and capable offspring, asusming she is paired with a competent resource-gatherer who could benefit from the increased productivity that a home maintenence unit provides.

>first
Disregarded all because no good options
>after sampling the buffet
Said fuck it and installed the mod that lets you marry Jas.

I'd rather have a wife who was a nice person from the beginning. Haley is a generic mean girl.

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Nah.
If your wife is nice to you when you're a stranger to her
Then she'll be nice to other strangers as well
You don't want your wife to be nice to strangers.
A high fence keeps out scavengers.

You can’t do that can you ?

She's a Stacy with a secret heart of gold, it's my weakness in romantic stories.

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>>Everyone feels like they belong in the setting
No one ever feels like they belong in any japanese vidya, they're all artificial as fuck, try harder

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Have fun user :)

That new Final Fantasy game with the douchebag teenage brohams that take selfies when they beat bosses
That struck me as authentic stupid teenage douchebaggery. It was great.

They do this to you in harvest moon back to nature too

Haley is such a good girl once you get to know her.

You missed /pol/ by a few boards, user.

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JOJA GANG 2020 FREE EMPLOYMENT FOR ALL NEETS

I can see where you're coming from, I guess she's not my type.

What's your type?

Fuck off frog, your opinion is irrelevant.

Help me to understand those pics. Is this the evolution of the sprites following the patches? Or they are mods? If the former can i use whatever sprites i want with mods or whatrever?

which one had a relationship before you?

I WANT TO RUB HALEYS BELLY

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Leah. The guy/girl comes to town later and you beat the shit out of him.

but that's wrong

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She's ticklish.

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She's such a cute dork.

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>Why is she the best grill in the game?
>She's a fucking thot

Sure thing cuck

>can't see past his own nose

The entire point of her character is not to judge a book by it's cover.

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Female Sebastian > Beta Abigail > Female Alex > Marnie > fuck the rest

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Why is the creator such a hack? Why couldn't he make cute characters like this?

Because cute characters are sexist and problematic.

>judges a book by its cover herself for her first 6 hearts

Lack of experience, and lack of focus.

She looks like she has sexual intercourse with gentlemen of dark complexion

You gotta be samefagging, those are fucking terrible.

W-what did she meant by this?

>why couldn't a game designer, coder, artist, composer, tester make art like this artist did
quite the conundrum there user

Too bad the token black guy is super autistic and doesn't understand why his wife gets mad when he buys tomatoes when she asks him to buy some fruit.

Ape had to learn everything if I recall correctly, those portraits are superior to what he made.

>does fuck you in a tent
Really? That sounds hot like hell.

>terrible dress
mods fix that
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1004

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I've never played this game, but from the pictures the loli is much sexier.

Kek, underrated

People like him have black cock living in their heads rent free for some reason. It helps them project their cuck fantasies onto everything they see.

People trash on Abby (which I don't mind her design) but I always hated Maru. Why couldn't we have got top row Maru? Current Maru is worst waifu.

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She wants to fuck her husband

But that's not Penny, Abigail or Maru.

There's only 1 black scientist and his mutt daughter is Maru.

>mfw best girl is town jock modded into town tomboy
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Say what you will about each character's final design but that is where he solidified his artstyle.

This fucking game. Every girl is so unappealing.

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>superior
>typical anime bullshit, just change hair style/color and eye color "Wow new character!"
>Ape's actually has physical, relatable differences and unique design
That's a big yikes from me dawg.

If that cover is being a thot then yes i will judge her.

>Best Stardew Valley mod is one that changes the bachelor's schedules and makes them masturbate and fuck each other.
>All the bachelorettes have are shitty nude mods

It's not fair.

Jas is the best girl.

>Stands on a stool

Now that's fucking cute

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>also stands in the background

Bottom-left is the best, even if she looked a bit like Demetrius

can you repeat the question ?

>Shes the product of an affair that her dad suspects
it's the wizard

Fuck, I actually thought this was possible without mods or something. Jesus, thanks to for dispelling that

>people are actually into Haley
disgusting cucks

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>2019
>Still bitching about character design when you can mod in ones you like and never have to see the originals.

I understand that you're underage and stupid but modding isn't that hard. nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/?BH=0

Don't tell me you wouldn't have laughed super hard if some how they got away with that.

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No her sister Emily is.
Glad she was added in to marry eventually.

>Hayley gets super salty if you don't sleep with her after she invites you over.
HAHAHAHAHA !

She's the only one you can dance with on the first year festival

>The entire point of her character is not to judge a book by it's cover.
That's what she does with you up until 6 hearts.

i sitll don't see it to be honest. she looks a little cartoonish but she is okay.

No, she's just the easiest to get to three hearts given access only to first month resources

Reminder that the correct way to do this is:
>Romance Haley
>Have her invite you over.
>Deny Haley.
>Romance Emily.
>Get Married.
>Invite Haley.

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The final one looks best.
The one next to it would be better if not for the headband.

Final Abigail looks fine too. I don't like her clothes in any of them though.

Malcolm in the middle was the Reddit equivalent of kids shows. Fuck off.

For me it's Leah

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Source me up, pal.

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Hope you like banging used goods lol

My melanin enriched brother of African descent.

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artist:sinner

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We did it, boys. nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3542

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Cringe. What dumb fucking reasons to dislike a game. Jesus christ you are pathetic

Yes, virgins are fucking awful and if they're one when they're over 20 in a small community like that, there's something wrong with them.

Link doesn't work for me I just keep getting a picture of a panda.

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Have you ever actually slept with a virgin, user?

>Cucking the Mayor and making him preform your wedding ceremony
Devilish

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I don't know who this is, but damn their redheads are looking great

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don't forget
>visiting Clint on a regular basis and bragging about your amazing sex life with Emily

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The satisfaction trumps a slut going hyperactive on your dick, screeching nonsense like the stupid whore she is, unless you're an insecure FAG with a cut, insensitive dick that needs the spectacle to somehow get off. Add to that the satisfaction that your virgin wife will only ever know how to please YOU and no one else. If you don't crave that you're seriously deranged/homosexual.

>The satisfaction trumps a slut going hyperactive on your dick, screeching nonsense like the stupid whore she is
>Add to that the satisfaction that your virgin wife will only ever know how to please YOU and no one else.

It's always the virgins that are obsessed with virginity.

>Maru's pancake ass
Jeez, I feel sorry for the girl
How the hell's she supposed to compete with someone like Haley or Emily?

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tfw the Stardew Valley girls will never tie you and sit on your face and make you rim them

You honestly expect me to take this bait?

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Haha.. ha...

Is the Sandy marriage mod any good?

I have never witnessed so much insecurity in a single post, I thought I was on Reddit for a second.

>you can't gift her the cake
shit game, absolutely horrible
btw what's the point of having her with full hearts when she is your wife? it's winter and i'm running out of sunflowers

I love when people put their fetishes in games

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If you get her to the hidden extra heart you get a stardrop

stardewvalleywiki.com/Pink_Cake

?

Pierre is a faggot who deserves to be cucked. I only wish that it was my character who did it.

Yeah thats some good futa. Honestly i fapped to sinner so much time i bought the game just to know who the fuck are them.

>3 out of 4 complaints is literally /pol/-tier whining about blacks in videogames

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You know people get cheated on in real life, right?

It really bugs me that that is not treated as an enormously shitty thing to do to a person. Caroline is a massive fucking cunt and deserves to be exposed and run out of town along with her bastard child.

Caroline is a cunt and I stole her daughter to give her daily dickings. Pierre's a cunt but he's my supplier so he's alright.

Game is good but the "DUDE BIG BUSINESS IN SMALL TOWN BAD" overtones get really fucking tiresome. Persona 4 did it well with Junes, Stardew just beats you over the fucking head with it.

This

Emily is the bastard. She looks nothing like her sister and has magic bullshit.

Thanks, boys.

BLOND UND BLAUÄUGIG
the perfect aryan

This.
If they made the supermarket less "BUSINESS BAD DON'T JOIN THEM" (have some redeeming qualities instead of "you picked the bad option") i'd be fine with the overtone.

t. Brown eyes and brown hair

Why would a big store like that even open in a town with less than 20 people?

I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. It's idealized "small town" bullshit. Kind of like how the Japs idealize women into perfect porcelain anime dolls.

Pierre's an asshole so he deserves it.

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whenever someone posts these its always top right/bottom left that looks good. i feel like the simpler look is better than all the details on the final ones.

Damn, even Maru looks good.

i masturbate to haley desu

You have to plant sun flowers and make a big batch to keep for the rest of the year dude, c'mon.

>no option to become close friends with jodi to the point she opens up about how lonely she is with her husband being away in the army to the point that you end up having rough sex with her ever night and behind her husband's back when he eventually returns home to stardew valley

Missed opportunity to be honest

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thing is if you're min-maxing the game siding with Jojamart is actually the cheaper, faster way to access the shit you want (bus & minecart)

Time to learn how to mod.

It just comes across as a hispter socialist douchebag view on things.

>wanting to do that to a man

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>Lose health in mine
>Forced to pay money when you wake up in the hospital
I guess it adds more risk I suppose.

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>Not wanting big business in your town running the locals out of business is exclusively "socialist"
Are you retarded?

No silly, I want to have sex with Jodi not Kent

I hate combat in this game, hitting things coming from the upper part of the screen feels like you hit in a 3 block radius while anything coming at you from below feels like your max range is barely even 1 block

This, Pierre would fuck another woman if there is a chance to improve his store, and I'm sure he would even sell his wife and daughter to the pay his taxes, he is not the good guy, he is a cunt.

>Farm and town are literally powered by spirits of nature
>Just sell the town to the industry lmao
What could possibly go wrong.

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>Abigail
>Not borderline obese
Doing it wrong

I WANT TO SPANK HALEY

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>no way to have a harem of the town MILFs
That's all I wanted once I started playing

I want more porn of Haley

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>can't decide if I want to make a new save or continue my old one

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>Not wanting to feed this sweet shota all the grapes you can grow.
The love confession scene made both my heart and dick hurt.

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she exercises
unlike you

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>first playthough
>couldn't decide between Penny or Leah
>ending up picking Penny because if you pick Leah her house is just abandoned for the rest of the game

She's actually the only one that spends a lot of time in that shop/house and doesn't do any exercise even when her mother hosts a fitness class Abigail is off eating junk food by the river

Wizard isn't her dad, user.
You can't be a wizard if you're not a virgin, duh

porn mods when?

Yeah, and that isn't your ideal wife?

Don't ask.
Seriously don't

>Abigail is off eating rocks by the river
Fixed

Right now. nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/?BH=0

She acts like a normal woman. Personality of a superficial bitch that you can correct by inserting your rod.

Emily make coffee and two beautiful babies

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hair in top left is 100% ripoff of picrelated

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Sorry, my barn is full.

I prefer the anime portraits, mainly because they aren't muddy compared to Ape's portraits.

le epic win you sure showed him, user
BTFO

there's no porn mods for this on the nexus

There is one.

It's funny. It's like seeing someone progress through their teen years. Her hair and outfit get gradually more and more crazy as she slowly realizes people become acclimated to the modest changes she keeps making.

I knew a girl like this, and she kind of crash-landed into adulthood more than anything. Not in a catastrophic way. Just, like, she sort of didn't know where she was going, didn't have that many hobbies, and changing her hair every week was part of a superficial effort to stay interesting.

What?

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2592
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2580
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2564
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2325
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1725
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1542
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1163

>a fucking nigger/poo/darkie whatever
its shit

That Penny, HNNNGGG.

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Substituting personality for casual racism doesn't make you interesting or funny, user

It's the evolution of the sprites during development of the game.

There are mods that lets you pick and choose which sprites you wanna use iirc.

Based

minerals aren't fattening.

You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't making your own Stardew mods. It's painfully easy.

the way the business is presented is pretty much a mustache twirling villain type, which does come across as some iphone-using hipster douchebag on his high horse preaching

I'm lazy

I'm painfully stoopid

Both are the best. Haley is a sizequeen bimbo who craves BBC, and Penny Cuckolds you every other night. You didn't think that baby was yours, did you?

Both are top tier fetishes

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I only want more people in the game, and that's probably the hardest thing to do.

>cuckold
>top tier fetish

>Both are top tier fetishes
on opposite day

You're sad and boring.

I wouldn't expect a couple is brainlets to understand literally the most intellectually thought provoking fetish. You just beat your meat like a chimp

Some of the originals in the beginning and in mid tier are good but the last ones are hmmm... bad.

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This is the faggiest post I've seen all day and I'm posting anime.

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Stop false flagging.

>2325

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By who? She lives with a trashy single mother.

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to be Cuckolded

I hope the artist makes more of Layers of White.

Wild

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I liked Hayley. Her looks is 10/10 unlike rest of the goblins

He did originally, then decided to fuck them up for no real reason.

Yeah, Haley is great. She'd be an 11/10 if she just had a big fat dick but I'm not complaining.

>Characters aren't interesting enough
>I don't know how much is possible to modify
>I think I might have a better time creating my own farming game
>I'm working on my own game
Probably going to be a commercial failure.

The cycle is ended by the fifth volume. One can keep hoping.

>Scenes were too long
>Only one character gives attention
Harley was fine until heart 8, and Abigail was a whore.

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its not on pc

Yeah. Thats why PC has emulators.

>wondering if there was any porn of this game while already having some on my computer
Well golly gee I didn't really want to feel stupid today.

haleyfeet

blargsnarf

What's the best portrait mod?

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Chokers are so hot.

Yo what game is this. I remember seeing a friend who got me into RTS playing it like 15 years ago or so.

They seem pretty suffocating

>Black "people" don't exist
Shiiiiiiiiiiiet

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