Trailer released for new Doom film

>trailer released for new Doom film
>looks like utter shit
>female lead
>cast member makes tweet
>asks who needs a doom guy
this should be fun

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...what

Yeah, I'm waiting for all the /pol/ bitching here and on Yea Forums when this starts picking up a bit more steam. Should be entertaining.

Who cares about their gay ass STRONG WOMAN reboot? The best doom movie was already made. It rivals the first Mortal Kombat film for best videogame film ever made

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They are making it another generic zombie movie again.

Won't sell in China if they make it about demons.
Nice bait.

How? How does this manage to look WORSE than the first one? FUCKING HOW?

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It liiterally looks like a sack of shit, though.

ANNTHILATION

Biiig..fucking..gun.

I always love movies where it's clear nobody cares. Some of the funniest bad movies are like that.

It will flop, like Captain Marvel and Alita, right?

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As people have pointed out hollywood is so deliberatly shit at casting.
They can't even find a believable muscle babe for their chick flick doom.

In all honesty I doubt they actually give a shit. Like someone pointed out earlier this is probably just some cheap direct to dvd garbage so the production company can hold onto the movie rights and sell it someone who actually wants to make a proper doom movie for some insanely high price.

this

I'm partly convinced studios intentionally make female leads in bad films so they can use people complaining about it as a marketing strategy.

It's basically
>Am I related to her?
>Is she the friend of my daughter?
Or very rarely
>Did I fuck her?

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Brutal.

hahahahaha *breathes in* hahahahahahaha

ice fucking cold

This'll be great to see crash and burn

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Yeah and how do you think that's going to pan out if no one wants to see a DOOM movie because its reputation as a franchise is in the shitter?

Fantastic 4 has had shitty movies from the start, doesn't stop the companies from churning them out every decade or so to keep the rights. If they can't sell it to someone they'll just hold onto the rights and make sure nobody else will get the chance to make a good movie from the rights. You underestimate how petty people are when it comes to this stuff. They'll just sit on it forever just so nobody can make more money off it than they can.

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Based

Somebody unironically made this.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

What the fuck is the people making these decisions smoking? Are they actively wanting their movies to be ill received by the fans at this point?

Worse. Doom is a videogame IP, if you care about Doom, you will not like their decision making. It's like they want controversy to be the engine pushing the advertising of this movie.

We should play smarter than then, and just pretend this aberration is not on the making.

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WOMEN RISE UP

Most gamers are feminists
They will watch this

i.e. "we tricked ourselves into letting Universal have the license for forever"

>"its not a game anymore" flashing
I lost it right there.

Also why american trailers look like they were made for retarded children with ADHD?

I rewatched mahoro recently it's kinda shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A COLLAGE FILM OR SOMETHING OUT OF 2012

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>SOMETHING OUT OF 2012
You know The Dark Knight was from 2012.

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>You know The Dark Knight was from 2012.
this kind of 2012
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This is straight to video, right? There's no way a movie this cheap is coming out in theaters.