KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
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Who's there
Who is it?
who's there?
SCATTLE
Nobody's home, Todd.
YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!
>implying Eliott had the balls to actually open the door
fuck boy stood there for like half an hour waiting for someone to open, then he started shooting random people
Who's there?
heyyyy what's goin on man? come on in.
>Be american get shot
>Have to tip your shooter
it was actually locked
ITS ME
he actually knocked on the door waiting for someone to respond, iirc noone was there
Roman. 2.
"Oh... you're asleep. Sorry."
Jack. 0.
user
0
NO DON'T COME IN NOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT THE DOOOOOOR GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
............
nice
where did you get that pic of me?
IT'S NO USE IT WON'T BUDGE
G-Get out mom I am trying to play Factorio!
*laughter*
THIS IS TRUE LOVE WE'RE MAKIN'
THIS IS TRUE LOVE WE'RE MAKIN'
THIS IS TRUE LOVE WE'RE MAKIN'
I forgot the cookies
Who's noone
PENNI
PENNI
PENNI
BAZINGA
It’s me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
he went to a sorority house of rich girls, this was the fated day of retribution
and all he did was knock on the door for a few minutes,no one answered so he left but not before shooting some random bypassers
I want to get trapped in an elevator with her
Come on in bro there's room for one more, we're going up.
me too dude
or belle
>come_on_in.swf
"Oh hey, user, you're just in time. I saved this seat just for you."
BUY SOME GREATNESS
>you will never play DMC V with Sir Woolsworth
Fuck yeah
>somebody who might seriously DM
I'll take it
Who was worst best friend? Who was best best friend?
>I'm Eggcellent
I loved that episode
Based Darlington.
I eat mop
Garret Hunter, 35
>i will just add piss bottles somewhere that will make fit in
beat me to it
yeah
what?
>454184542
????????
FBI
OPEN UP
>her
These pictures get worse the more you look at them.
ptsd
Yes?
We've got to scan your house for radiation. Are your parents home?
scrublords intro > fisticuffs intro
UP
IN
>LOUIE? COME ON OUT!
YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?
Best Woolie worst Liam
alright that was good
Melon
I miss them all playing together bros
This picture is actually pretty good.
Outsider Art, I think is what they call it.
Andre, 2
Ok, user, I think this evening is over. You gotta leave.
Pat an Woolie LPd RE2 and DMC 5
Go watch
My name is krahn and I fuck every day of my life
>The Facebook page is that one page that posts shit from Yea Forums
Hearty KEK
Liam worst, Pat best. This has been obvious since day 1 for both of them, and is only more obvious today.
Every frame is so dense.
>admin is a Yea Forums Yea Forums normie
YOU KNOCKED THE DOOR TOO HARD , user!
Benoit pls
answer the door nibba
why do people make these
t-too late for what?
Zoomers amiright
these things always unnerve me
it's like a peek into the mind of a severely mentally ill person
Garrett Hunter, 35
Is that supposed to be average r9k user?
That one in particular feels like it could be made in response to someone saying they want a fujoshi girlfriend who likes anime and is a virgin "just like me". I'm sure /r9k/ has their fair share of lonely virgins who dream about the perfect girl for them being somewhere out there, and jaded assholes who enjoy shitting all over those dreams.
The more bizarre ones like are harder to explain, but I assume it's just a meme taking on a life of its own.
I really want to get this printed as a poster
jeremy darwing
i've had zero sexual partners because I am saving myself for god...
to be a priest
...AAAAACK
>Lotus
>on the floor.
Woolie will always be the true best friend.
What I want to know is who makes them?
The mass amount of references and pop-cultural idol worship, paired with the quotes everywhere make them seem like there's some profound meaning behind it. It's like some dreamlike prison of that person's own design. Is it a vision of what they are? Or what they imagine themselves to be?
come in
Why name is mat and I have had 0 sexual partners
>sound of crying over phone
I actually watched that entire thing in the background while playing breath of the wild
>Been on a binge watching their early Fistacuffs.
That is the one thing I am really going to miss.
It’s just typical dumb pseud like you thinking they are smart for putting this banal shit together
Why would they need two Xbox Ones?
So this is the power of discord trannys ?
What was his endgame?
It's what happens when years of deep-seated mental illness goes unchecked.
Holy shit. I knew a girl EXACTLY like this.
>dressed like an anime character
>tweeted pictures of her bed all bloody from “nosebleeds”
>piss kink
>”princess points”
>cuts herself
>creepy shit on her wall
>like 10 types of education with cute containers
>room is a fucking mess
It's some deeply troubled /r9k/ types essentially creating gender swapped OCs of themselves, but the problem is that they don't know how girls actually act so it comes off as uncanny.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 8K DOLLAR CARD DOING ON THE GROUND YOU DUMB FUCK PICK IT UP
>fans want them to play blazblue
>they don't want to play blazblue and have stated many times they don't want to
>fans complain and whine about it
>they finally do and just troll them by skipping the fights and showing just the cutscenes
>fans get pissed
>now the fans want them to play cross tag battle
>they actually show the fights but half ass it
>fans complain again about it
The dream team of pat and woolie has returned on Woolie vs.
rewatched the sbfp ds3 LP. Half the playthru is woolie & pat ignoring Matt's half retarded comments. You can see why it all imploded
>newfag is also someone who buys into le tranny discord boogeyman xd
How did you know what her room looked like user?
Best Best Friend by a mile. Unironically a true man and actually decent person.
those have been around longer than discord trannies and you, kid.
YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES!?!
yo who the fuck is it?
she constantly tweeted pics of it
Vergil, 1
Too soon user...
"Do you like hurting other people, user?"
"umm.... Jennifer. Don't you think you've been on the computer long enough?"
Gonzalo!
I love how the guy planned to commit a mass murder but breaking the door in was beneath him
I miss em bros
My 20 year old sister lives like this
>20 years old with no job
>Lives with parents still
>Room is trashed
>Anime/video game shit everywhere
>She looks tired and depressed all the time
>Skinny as fuck with long messy hair
I feel so bad for her, all she does is just play video games and stay indoors alone on the internet, every time I try to interact with her she's just so fucking weird.
I know of a relative who lives like this, family tried it all because they care but nothing worked. Some people just aren't meant for this world
>20 years old with no job
>Lives with parents still
how embarrassing
Is she hot?
Melon
Can you introduce me to her? You know, as a joke haha
Didn't Youtube remove this video? They can't appreciate true kino.
Considering most people I know moved out by the time they were 18, yeah, it is
Think of a homeless malnourished version of D.va from Overwatch and there you go.
What is this called? I've seen it before but I can't put a name to it
>Think of a homeless malnourished version of D.va from Overwatch and there you go.
Holy shit, that sounds great.
Animeweeblord, 420 partners
>Podcast canceled because Pat didn’t feel like doing it after streaming all night
Fuck this gay Earth, if Matt was there it would still be on.
Jon Arbuckle answers the door for 5 hours while reading Lasagna Cat comic strips.
Honestly i was impressed its still up 2 years later with THAT ENDING intact
>DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN FRIENDS!
>Hasn’t done anything with Matt
> streams, podcasts, AND LPs with Pat weekly.
Huh, guess Matt WAS the problem.
everyone knew this
they havent
Those are /cgl/ shitpost memes (although not made by /cgl/)
>kek
Hey Cosmo, what's up? How are you doing?
it's me
I dated a chick like this once. Blogposting because I've never really told it before.
>be 15
>visiting brothers who moved to another country
>some chick strikes up conversation, get her number, keep in touch through Normiebook
>be back in that country a few years later trying to get settled in and live there a while longer
>crash with her and her parents for a while
>she lost her job at a takeaway place a while back
>has depression
>does literally nothing all day but browse Reddit and play with her pet rats
>spend time with her
>encourage her to apply for jobs while I am doing the same
>get her writing her CV
>days go by
>weeks
>months
>realise she has no interest in ever doing anything
>mental illness stopped being an obstacle for her some time ago. It's just an excuse for her now
>eventually my big bro gets me a job and I move in with him
>spend less time with her
>go to her house and break up with her
>go down the hall afterwards and say bye to her parents
>she's standing in the door of her bedroom with the dim light of the sun behind her curtains behind her, rat chewed clothes begging me to stay
>tell her I love her and leave
I think you're right. Some people don't even want to be helped.
Did you tell her she is a disgusting mess? Do these people have any selfawareness at all?
No. If I did she’d start slashing her thighs. No joke.
if she's happy with that then there's no problem
Repeat it until you believe it
>uploads the whole thing instead of breadcrumbing content for 4 months
What was the point of this video? What was the point of the pipe one? What was the point of the whole channel?
This is one of the best videos of the internet
Hey! Open up!
>it's been 2 fucking years already
holy fuck
if it was anyone other than matt being the problem the channel would still be active, sine Matt is such a butthurt manbaby he refused to hand over the rights to the channel and would rather watch it all burn than for his former friends to flourish
"Are you ready to play smash user? I let myself in."
Matt is doing pretty well but pat isn't.
I just want them to be friends again
Woolie pls open
Man ill miss that great intro
>channel becomes woolie vs pat
>every friday they play fighting games and bro it up for hours
>half the time they're playing 3rd strike
fuck. this hits a little close to home. except I do have a job and I like having it. During the period I was between jobs and not doing shit, I was just wasting away playing vidya, surfing the web, sleeping, and never leaving the house. I felt like a fucking corpse, and like I'd surely just not wake up one day.
It's only part time, but it keeps me distracted from that shit.
Her...
Who's there?
Witch two
Witch two who?
Wch 2hu wud u fug?
I've gone through something similar but on a smaller scale. Had a project with friends, just for fun content creation, and one slowly couldn't take any jokes directed toward him or any rejection or alteration of his ideas. Basically wasn't wanting to be part of a team but rather someone that bosses everyone around. Glad it fucking sank that quickly and didn't become years of me slowly despising him and severing ties.
Who can it be now knocking at my door?
Hi big bro
Are we gonna play again?
never watched it, also can't find it. Anyone got a link?