This is the cringiest fucking shit I've ever seen

>NT compares Dante to gay cowboy
>fuck
>Capcom compares him to a gay pedophile
>lol so awesome
Why does Yea Forums suck so much nip cock?

you are the reason games aren't about having fun anymore, faggot

I request a webm of the live action version of this scene.

>japanese humour

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DMC is supposed to be a dark and edgy gothic story. How the fuck could I play something that has this cringe reddit shit show up randomly? Not to mention that Dante as a character is utterly destroyed now. Up until that point he was serious and mature.

Barry are you okay?

>The virgintendo weeb shuffle VS The Chadcom Jackson

...

>ever
You must be young or naive.

JANNY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNY

>wacky woohoo pizza man
>dark and edgy gothic story

Why does the hat have eyes?

I'm guaranteed you have never played a DMC game in your life or maybe only the 2013 shit fest. The series has always had weird wacky shit in it.
youtube.com/watch?v=vJafPKap0VM

>webm still doesn't include Nico doing the pose at the end

Shit music choice, but smooth moon walk

why is the hat a doctor?

Based Dante dabbing on the greedy jews.

Nah

Honestly this just makes me sad knowing there's probably some alternate timeline where MJ didn't go insane and there's probably a Thriller character action game by Platinum on the Dreamcast 2 seeing how he likes video games so much.

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Recuckera who never played a DMC game confirmed

@454178989
This bait isn't even worth a (you)

an MJ who didn't go insane would never be MJ in the first place. The man was shaped by his upbringing through and through. You can't have the insane talent and incredible output without the fundamentally broken person underneath.

Tameme pls fuck off and kill yourself

If it was really a dark gothic edgy story, Dante wouldn't be cracking jokes in 1. This moment in DMC5 isn't even that bad. They do the dance and move on back to serious business. The ending dialogue without acknowledging Vergil causing destruction and human death in 3 and partly in 5 never being addressed is worse.

>emulating one of the coolest men to have ever lived
>cringe
Get a load of this fucking zoomer

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If he were still alive, he'd definitely do the mocap for his "character" in Yakuza

Vergil has enough leeway in 5 with Urizen not being "real" Vergil that he can get away with it.

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Lmao

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> DMC is supposed to be a dark and edgy gothic story
ah yes, truly dark
youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk

Heres the (you) that youre so desperate for

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I NOTICE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS
REFUTE THIS!!! Dante kid fucker confirmed!!

Yes OP. Your attempt to make a reddit thread on Yea Forums is cringe. Enjoy your sage.

He's still an asshole and Dante's dialogue after he returned solidified it so I don't know why they were buddy buddy in the end.

Good any solid proof that MJ is a pedo?

Dante was kind of getting lost in the violence himself. Both Vergil and Dante just wanted to fight, and fuck the consequences. It took Nero showing up to snap them both out of it.

Vergil's still a dick, but his time as V made him slightly less of a dick.

As an outsider from the dmc stuff I liked it, it was well made and not too long.

Testimonials and psych evaluations

Boomerman if only chevalier was a john deere lawn mower we'll reach peak boom

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>all these people that have no idea what sarcasm is
>all these people giving this guy free (you)s
I wish I got free (you)s. I never knew it was that easy

Yea Forums forgot what irony was 6 years ago

MJ is NPC music

>DMC is supposed to be a dark and edgy gothic story.

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The only thing wrong with this is how horribly it was animated.

The problem is that we're on so many levels of irony that it's impossible to know what is a genuine statement anymore.

I wish I knew how to moonwalk...

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Gottem

This is the cringiest fucking shit I've ever seen

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You will unironically be called a doomposter for telling other people to stop getting mad at the doomposters 95% of the time here. People just don't care anymore, they just want to be loud obnoxious faggots.

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Let the demon have fun you fuggin bitch.

>doing a dance from the single most popular Pop music star ever is cringey
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What the hell even kind of dancing is that?

Do you seriously not know who Micheal Jackson is?

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someone post that picture of all the shitposts that Yea Forums would come up with and with the updated *YOU ARE HERE* part

I think we've reached the >the reviews are paid! part

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that is so dante of him.

Truth spoken. Thriller is a work of art that could only be achieved by a man completely fucked in the head.

The only question is whether his contributions to society greater than the damage he caused. On the macro sense, I think definitely yes.

I wish we could use Prologue Dante all game.

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Do you need to ask?

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you know the rules

So is rebellion gone for good or what. Please tell me that ugly ass Dante sword isn't his standard from now on

I'm not 40, so no.

Guess this one is more familiar to you

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that's not Kung Pow

You better start it right now, punk

i suck cocks

ROASTED

ok pedo

Why do you guys keep doing this? You make more people want to try the game.

i sometimes forget i share this board with teenagers.

Based Boomer Dante BTFOing zoomer Donte and embarrassing his nephew

That's ignorant you fucking jew!
youtube.com/watch?v=p2xpctm9_YA

I hope they have something like that MJ dance in The Legend of Sparda game if they decide to make it.

doesn't even deserve a (You) lmao

MJ innocent

Ironic or not, there are people who unironically think this. Cr1tikal complained about the cringy dialogue and jokes when he's the guy who got famous for making poop and penis jokes.

Cr1tikal went right to shit when he stopped playing shitty games for fun and started being a what's-popular-right-now streamer

When is hiro gonna consolidate "trolling outside of Yea Forums" and "low-quality posting" to just "Trolling"?

"If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change."

That seems to be the life cycle of all Youtubers. as soon at they start playing popular new games, it's over.

DmC2.0, imagine waiting 11 years for this shitpile, lol V is Vergil so clever we totally didn't do it with Gloria and Trish just the last game!

Pop-and-lock, young blood.

>Electric Knight dude in SoS
>ez pz, absolutely destroying her
>Suddenly does some electric attack, not even sure which one
>My health goes from 14 bars to 1
Holy fuck I don't even know what hit me

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eeeh trolling can be funny if done well
but "trolling" today is low-tier baits like this thread, race-bating, console wars etc. basically farming as many (You)s as possible

Gloria and Trish isn't even remotely the same as V and Vergil

He's baiting, don't reply to such low effort post.

Dante is literally peak boomer kino. Prove me wrong.

OP BTFO

It makes cool guys wanna dance like that.

You must not play many indie games then.

I think it's funny

Leaving Neverland?
Not a fan
Michael Jackson?
Innocent

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BASED

Repent, zoomer

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I agree

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>Up until that point he was serious and mature.
This can't even be considered bait.

if MJ wasn't a pedo, why did he have multiple doors with padlocks and shit leading up to his bedroom where he slept with the children. also why the fuck would he have a system that made sounds when people were walking in the hallway towards the room?

if anyone but MJ did what he did you wouldn't defend him

This situation wouldn't happen if it wasn't MJ there would be no money in it.

Bait or Barry: you decide

This. Not sure why we're focusing on what MJ allegedly did when people like Drake are out there being obvious pedophiles out in the open

Except he wasn't and you are trying too hard fucking zoomer

Mods will fix it. Trust.

BASED

The only serious DMC was 2, and that game was shit. Anything else have a goofy moment, even DmC have overly goofy shit on it, even tought not on purpose.

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OP dabbed on

It's Cappy :)

Based

OP BTFO GO HOME BUDDYYYYY!!!!! 11

LOL, just lol at your life.

go write a manifesto about it, faggot. What are you going to do about it? Be a bitch? Suck a dick? Yeah, you're gonna suck a dick lol

Oh look, OP is Tameme and he's gonna cry like a little bitch. Sorry that DmC blew chunks (not)

Zoomer btfo

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MJ did nothing wrong.

you know it's kind of weird that it doesn't even showcase what the weapon does like they always do, this one is just him dancing for no reason

>people actually giving (You)s to this 1/10 insult

Sure is Spring Break in here.

MEN IN THE MIROR

I couldn't stop smiling during this kino.

JEW ME SUE ME

Barry are you okay? Barry are you okay? Are you okay, Barry?

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How will OP ever recover?

Kek

>Trish not amused with Dantes antics

when will dante knock up nico like he should

its both

based fucking retard
neck yourself

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It's an overrated shit game

seething

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>t. pic related

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YEAH NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' BOUT!

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Look up Poe's law

The worst thing about that scene is he's wearing a stetson instead of a fedora.

youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU

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Zoom zoom kill yourself.

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bruh, look at this dude

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I think MJ regrets being born into his family and would never have wanted to become an entertainer.

Alternate timeline that MJ preferred might have been just a normal boy with a normal life with a normal job.

Stay mad OP

based, mj innocent

>newfag tranny jannies scared of the truth

MJ confirmed for INNOCENT

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NICOLLETE GOLDSTEIN

Jewish allies suppressing the truth, brother.

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>"waaaaaah so cringe"

"Cringe" is pretty much the best word to identify stupid teenagers in the internet.
No one over the age of 18 uses that word.

came in this thread to find such a post, was not disappointed

japanese loves michael jackson

tpbp

How did NONE of you fuckers consider this being a joke?

No, this is.

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Faggot

it's mocapped you fucking mongoloid
someone actually danced like that

kek

>open up thread
>immediately get greeted by this
Based.

Dismal and blueorbed.

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Still waiting for the day they'll replace Dante's model with Vergil's

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Seeing Vergil smilling from ear to ear while spinning on a bike screaming "wahoo" would be weird as fuck.

So the japs want Dante to be a pedo like Michael Jackson?

Boomer dad trying to impress son.

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>This is the most kino fucking shit I've ever seen

Ftfy

This dance was really out of character for Dante, I would prefer him to do some country folk shit instead as a joke

Damn, that's not even good looking or funny.

>highwayman starts playin as he rides away on cavaliere air pistoling
I'd be cool with that

Japanese elites are pedos in league with ((western)) elites. The gaming industry is run by pedophiles, as it provides a great way to get close to children. It's safe to say that any creator of a popular game has raped scores of little kids.

You call that a dance? You're all hat and no cattle, boy.

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>out of character
Zoom zoom

>he who desires but act not breeds pestilence
>I NEED MORE POWER

holy shit kino

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>a pedo like Michael Jackson?

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Love your voice Alex Jones please go on Joe Rogan again. You sometimes make salient points every now and then.

BOILING

based unami poster

BASED AND JACKSONPILLED

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Dante is pure. He will never waste his seed on thots

DMC IS BACK BABY

Damn this is still amazing

He was. Not his fault his dad took away his childhood but he should have went to therapy to unravel his pedo urges.

and so do I

It’s pure cheese and I fucking love it.

Fuck off newfag

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