ITT: Post vidya mommies

That looks nothing like her

Most chicks like yoga pants and starbucks and have iphones. The ipad looks like it could be her kid's.

sauce

>single mother who pampers me and unconditionally loves me
>dresses the way I suggest her to
>still live with her
>does all of the cleaning and cooks for me
>doesnt want any rent money or anything
>she has no attachments to anyone else
>starts to cry everytime I hint about moving out

It's pure heaven, my friend.

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She only loves you because you're the reflection of your father that left you.

i know lore wise it wouldnt make sense, but i really wanted liara's reveal in ME3 to have her go full matriarch mode

big blue heaving tiddies and raspy mommy voice and all

why dont you just tell her to spread her pussy lips and give her a good fuck just to get it over with jesus christ

It's Jessica Chobot
I thought it was Ava at first too

That's really sweet. You better treat your mom right, faget.

damm she aged like shit since ME3

yikes

That's unhealthy mate.

I know, but it's too enjoyable for me.

>dresses the way I suggest her to
Assuming this is a normal story and you're not fucking her or anything, in what ways are you suggesting she dress?

what country faggot ?

Do you think old people don't use phones or drink coffee?

Caroline > Sara > Mom

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If I see a look I dig I pass it on to her or tell her when I'm going shopping with her. For quite a while I've enjoyed seeing her dye her hair regulary blonde and going to the tanning salon twice a year. She also maintains her french manicured nails, which I really like. I work her wardrobe around that. Like her wearing dark leggings, a white shirt and sneakers, for casual things and wearing heels and a formal dress when we're out together. Also I don't fuck her and don't want to. She just likes making me happy.

That face made me think of this one

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sounds like a normal relationship and not like you taking the husband role at all

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>the amount of porn this pairing has spawned

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They look like pajama pants to me.

looks like a corpse

That's really fucked up, actually

This looks like cute mom/son smut, may i please have the source

what part of it

>not shit talking whores
you are a failure as a human

>cup holder in a couch
Amerilards explain this.

you're basically her husband

How is it fucked up? They're both getting what they want out of it.

post her pic or else you are making shit up

To hold starbucks drinks that cost as much as you make in a week thirdworlder.

im more surprised about you dont fucking her after all that shit, im actually more disturbed about it too, like you could throw a "its something sexual, you wouldnt understand" and shut the mouths of everyone, but i cant understand why are you doing so much and receiving so little in exchange.

Retard

If you think about it, having a best friend that is the same gender as you is basically like having a girlfriend. That's fucked up too.

murricans bring drinks to their couches, and spill them, this actually prevents some spilling, but thats completely negated by murricans drinking even more when on the couch.

we americans cant afford a sofa table

How is doing too much for her? It's more like playing Sims to me, you have fun deciding how someone looks like to appeal the most to you.

you are lying and also you have shit taste

Yeah, I guess it's a win-win for corporations, get the amerilard hooked on drinks full of HFCS so they crave them and then get them to buy couches with cupholders so that they could enjoy their drinks pumped full of chemicals while being brainwashed by their TV. That's genius.

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best mom comming through

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>user, I just called school and got permission to perform your penis inspection this morning, can you come to mommy's attic office? I know I've told you it's off-limits, but it's alright this time

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why is my pee pee hard?

I want to bang this mommy bunny!

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>You want to touch mummy's bummy little one?

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D

>foot faggots

C is the obvious choice.

Almost but more importantly, most people are too FAT to navigate around a sofa table, so it had to be integrated into the sofa itself.

CUTE

God i miss miiverse

Not him, but I will, but only because I'm in a good mood.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Kristen Bell

shes so hot dude fuuuuuck

fags

i have to drink my coke bro what do you think? mine couch is better tho cuz it have only 1 cup holder so more space for my fast food table build in the fucking furniture. heck yeah i love america

not enough

>Dev will never finish it

They will in 10 years.

mommy's feets :3c

all the roasties with iphones, starbucks and yoga pants are replying to you.
kek

L A D Y
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Adam, it's time for your psych eval. Nestle that aug nose between my breasts and tell the illumin- I mean, tell me all about the Juggernaut Collective.

Reincarnotica mommy is better but

I had a similar experience when I was 20. I still miss her, you have no idea how much

>neutral evil manipulative witch you know you shouldn't trust
>ends being a good wife and a good mother
And that voice...That damn Claudia Black voice

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Yodeling in the gulley.

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thank you

Americans LITERALLY cannot go 5 minutes with a giant sugary drink beside them, that and they're completely ignorant to the existence of coasters

what is up with you people and coasters. It's just a fucking coaster!

>Also I don't fuck her and don't want to

Give me her digits. I'll fuck your mom for you, since you're too much of a bitch to give her what she really wants.

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B
I think she would be more willing to teach her child witchcraft than some boytoy

My brother did this too, and this made him effeminate and asexual

I seen sofas with cupholders in Europe as well, honestly not a terrible idea.
>yoga pants
What do you wear indoors, regular pants?

>cup holder in desk
Europe explain this

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Americans watch television, Europeans play Dota.

Dogshit cuck taste
Mom > Sarah > Lara Croft

I want to to kiss her feet

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>only young people drink coffee
>only young people own tablets
>only young people own smartphones
>only young people like comfortable clothes
ok

pics

What happen to your dad and why aren't you fucking her?

Morrigan after I'm done with her

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Does she get fucked at some point ? I stopped reading this comic a few years ago but goddamn I am still burning with the hope that this little slut has to take it up the ass at some point

Yeah, but with C you also get to bang her. Win win my dude.

if by bang you mean get mercilessly mounted until all you feel is pain and dehydration

I read your post and I don't see anything alarming about it

What comic?

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absolute faggot

Unsounded

what game

nigga for real?
It's milfy city

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I have to agree that it's creepier that you're not fucking her. Because if you're not doing this for a nut what fucked reason are you doing it for.

perfect feet comming through

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Reminder that almost all women are like 5 or 6/10 without makeup and if you enter a LTR with one she'll be average-looking for longer periods of time than she'll be pretty.

WHO IS SHE BEFORE THREAD GET 404

wtf it has no sex? why'd you lie to me?

the idea is to go for a woman that looks good without makeup
in most cases, makeup just makes women look worse

Oh my god
why don't porn parodies ever put in this amount of effort into the costumes

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>woman
>looks good without makeup

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>can't romance Chakwas
>can't romance Samara
>can't romance Wynne

FUCK YOU BIOWARE

>in most cases
Nah user, make up can operate miracles, I saw myself.

This is the gayest post I have seen in weeks, and I'm an /int/ regular.

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Why do roasties only have like 3 insults? It's either gay, virgin or small dick. Learn more words, you slut.

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incel

...

>13 years old
>think I'm awesome because I have a 15 year old friend
>play co-op vidya all the time
>have a sleepover in my house
>wake up to the sound of him fucking my Mom in the next room
>can't sleep with the noise, so I play Pokemon
>realise the only reason he was my 'friend' was because my whore Mom was on his dick all the time
>so beta I stay friends with him just to have a foot on the social ladder

Is there anything more beta than staring into your cereal bowl in the morning to ignore the fact that your friend just slapped your Mom's ass in front of you? I'd like to hear it.

Are you black?

Thanks for this, user. Hundreds of women are desperate to fuck me every day, but now I know I should deny them my seed.

>...
and then everyone clapped

Holy shit
did like get off to it?
your mum sounds like a cunt

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based newfags

She is Jessica Chobot

wikifeet.com/Jessica_Chobot

what game is this mommy fromn user

t. newfag

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>kieran morrigan
>704 webm

You're right, it's never enough.

track3.mixtape.moe/xzhldw.webm

>live service game, but it gets worse with every update

mommy

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t. newfag

thats a good boy, adam. see, that wasn't so hard!

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>user lives out his repressed AGP fantasies vicariously through his mom

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real talk what if she asked to fuck?

tfw my mommy gf looks almost like this but shorter and bigger tiddy

At least treat her well.

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does she like english boys? this is very important.

>that feel when no prim and proper little english boy to coddle, that is always polite in a cute english accent

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Maybe I’ve got a soft spot for her when I was 19 seeing her on ign before being redpilld. She did hit the wall a little but those those soles are footjob worthy..

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were these 'the days'

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PSP was ahead of its time and wasn’t snoy, only Sony device I run

degenerate weg poster go back to your containment thread

My nigger.
They are uncultured, they don't know.

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Would fuck her silly for it.

hot

What game?

Such a cute mommy. Jessica was the most likeble gal in Nerdist.

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>tfw no mommy gf

>mole
please tell me she has a mole on her inner thigh

God I love all the girls in that game, the art is so good, I can't read moonrunes so I never thought she was a mother, just office Christmas cake
Apostle, also when you out a night for the first time in the game, go straight to the graveyard to meet the 3 girl classmates - do not go anywhere else first

This as user has said Truly not enough.

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Never thought I’d say this but she was more respectable than the shit we have today on twitch and yt. The standards in people have really fell to the floor

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She belongs in the Warhammer universe.
The pic the user posted here is from Warhammer 2 Total War.

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thebreastexam.jpg

You are right.

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>Lady aka manjaw
That's a XXL yikes from me kiddo

t. virgin

wait what? I thought she was just some random milf. Man, Jessica licking stuff feels like 15 years ago.

Where does the time go?

>she only loves you because
>she only loves you
>she loves you
make excuses all you like, his mom loves him and yours is probably dead.

well crap, just looked it up. Turns out it IS close yo 15 years ago. Fuck I feel old.

She’s not using it right.
One side for chips
One side for dip

where do yall find these webms? i need some salsa!

I wont call you any names, but seriously are you capable of separating sex from any real life situation? no one hangs with you because you always joke about fucking your bros.

Bayo has healthy breasts.

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Daily reminder nu-Yea Forums were either babies or literally not even born when Jessica Chobot became famous.

best end

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pretty sure old people can fall for the meme brands trap, too

Why would you want a mommy like that? I would want a gf like that to fuck the shit out of her cunt.

Americans living rent free in your head you pinhead.

>mom did care about me
>but her way of caring was pretty fucked up
>basically raised me to be locked in in my own head because she was turbo anal about being quiet and polite
th-thanks mom.

Many women I know look good without make-up. It actually surprised the hell out of me when I got a real job in an office about how many bitches were made up to their eye balls.

A classic.

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>>starts to cry everytime I hint about moving out
if you can deal with that good for you. for me that would feel like her holding herself hostage to keep me from living my own life.

You think it's possible to pick something from the coffee table when you're amerifat?

Posting corpo mommy.

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Your mother will by 99% of cases love you unconditionally and put you over anyone else. A gf can easily hop on to another dick out of spite once you start fighting a lot.

It's like you just now woke up and learned about the fetish.

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Who gives a fuck about that, I wanna fuck a bitch.

I already have a mom that washes my clothes, I don't want another one.

Get a dog if you want unconditional love.

>Starbucks
>coffee
top kek

>White privelege

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Out of my way pleb fucking shits

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Keep sippin on Folgers or Maxwell House pleb

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No one wants to talk about that shit gtfo this thread

more like them wearing makeup every single day has shifted their non-makeup look down on the scale. she's hardly just a 5/10, all she'd have to do is put on some less baggy clothes and brush her hair

Just because she has big boobs, doesn't mean she's a mom. Stop watching anime

sauce please

Bro, she's 41.

>not wanting a mommy harem

yes and? she looks pretty good for 41.

This bitch made me cry harder than anything else in the past 5 years.

I can't fuck a dog. Humans are complex creatures. That's it: we seek out for both emotional love and physical satisfaction from the same person.
It's ok though, not all fetishes are for everyone.

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Yea, but I don't rate women based on how good they look for their age, I rate them how good they look overall.
I wouldn't call a woman that looks good for a 70 yo a "pretty" woman.

people love to say that it's just nostalgia and "every generation has been saying this" but there is a lot of shit that absolutely did get worse in the last decades.
to keep it board related, just look at how DLC was seen as the epitome of greed and nowadays it's the good alternative to having fucking gacha mechanics or other micropayments in the game.

I wouldn't want to be with her simply because I want a family and she's too old for that, but I still don't think that she looks bad. Most twentysomething running around here don't look much better without makeup either, they just don't have the wrinkles.

That's because you're a white boy.

To get fat easier as a display of "wealth and power". Ironically, their shit healthcare dooms them in the long run.

It's not privilege to not get your head caved in by a hammer, it's just not being born a nigger.

If you have to resort to saying that the only differences between a 20 yo and a 40 yo are fertility and wrinkles then I know you're both a virgin and a loser.

These really are the darkest days for vidya at least. Everyone is becoming so overloaded and numb they’ve stopped calling it out.

My mom has a black bf should i beat the shit out of her?

No, you should watch while he tears her asshole apart with his BBC and applause and say "Good Job!" whenever someone of the two cums.

yeah!

Explains why marriage rates are dropping, among trannyism and feminism being given a loud voice. Seems like gen y and z want nothing to do with how culture and society judged them or their parents. I’m just waiting and observing what new low will transpire next.

>Apostle
nigga that's way too vague

Why would they? They always take every piece of clothing off.

It's for kino experience at home

I rather be a pure virgin then being a filthy faggot because gods hates fags like you

I want to give her another child

pretty sure that's due to
>marriage being worthless since you can divorce at any time for no reason when the whole point of marriage was the "till death does us part", for better or worse
and
>media doing its best to make each sex see the other as the enemy

and why do they do that?
fucking in clothes like that is sexy as fuck

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C

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>jessica chobot is 41 and a milf now

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send her articles from teh dailystormer every few hours without comment.

But she is a mom

Are you a mgtow by chance?

Mature looking milfs/cougars get me so hard. I have to thank a slutty tall 52yo from tinder for fueling my fetish

sxshentai.com/kamichichi-apostle.html

he's not wrong you know

Best vidya mommy in years

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no. but the whole point of marriage is that you're together for the rest of your life, thus being forced to make it work somehow rather than just throwing everything out the moment you have some disagreement.
it's what helps you make really long term decisions like building property, having children and so on.
if you take that way, what's the point?

I know he’s not wrong and I agree. I’m just in deep thought about all this and I’m trying to analyze and predict to what extent will these changes affect.

Indeed no one wants to make the sacrifices needed to make it work. It’s all a about individualism and convenience now

Based retard