Boss has a second phase

>skyrim giant.webm

>ecco the dolphin intro.webm

>midboss is better than the final boss

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Literal kino in flash form.

>it takes some time but the beam blows through the ship and fires off into space
Pure kino

>boss has many adds

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>boss is disappointing and you hope it has another phase
>it doesn't

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>bethesda releases now AI

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new*

I want to pour gas on that and light it

>boss uses stealth to engage you

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>monk converts your units

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bro fuck adds
is there anybody in the worlds who doesn't hate adds?

>boss uses adds to heal himself

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That would actually be the humane thing to do. It's called an ant mill, and they'll all eventually die because they'll never stop walking in circles.

>WEAK NO-FURS
>DIE-DIE

>boss can stunlock you

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>boss pushes you out of the arena

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lol women suck at everything

Jesus how horrifying

Oh fuck that looks neat
Game?

>it just works

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freespace 1/2

>enemies can open doors

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Orcas do this to train their young to hunt. They basically capture a live seal then throw it over and over for their calves to chase down. I think the contest for biggest asshole in the animal kingdom is down to them and chimps.

jesus christ, i can't wait for machines to take over

>saving the game so you can mess around and do what you've always wanted to do

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I need this with the smash KO effect

Cute

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what the fucks this?

I know it can't feel emotions but I really want to pet it and tell it it did a good job.

Interesting how the smarter a creature gets, the bigger dickheads they become.

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Stupid fat bees

I will never open another webm on Yea Forums with any hint of spider. I embarrassed myself in front of my mother by literally running out of my bedroom half naked screaming after foolishly watching the webm of the spider jumping on the camera. It won't happen again

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H-hayai !

>tfw your spooder has a failed molt and dies.

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Is there something wrong with them? I refuse nature allowed an animal this retarded to survive.

what an absolute chad.

>boss IS just a really fucking powerful gun

Was it shot?

woah

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fucking metal, they gave him two chances. And they say Vesudans are heartless.

>enemies can open doors
>they are zombies or infected

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Amazing

because they do so much for the environment

refuse to believe*

They’re doing the best they can okay?

why are they doing that?

Of course you would you fucking incel.

Usually ants are programmed to follow each other to reach the goal, with a select few ones leading the way. in rare occasions, the leading ones lose track of where they're going, their instinct to follow other ants kicks in and this happens.

> they are blind and when separated from the main foraging party after they lose the pheromone track they just follow each other in circles until they die of exhaustion

gravity

I guess that's why they call them bumblebees haha

>tfw no robot bf

It literally says whats happening on the webm title dumb ass

Why else do you think they have a stinger? Bees are relatively stupid so if they can't get themselves out of a stupid situation they just sting something. In terms of nature allowing them to survive, pollen.

Bumble bees are also called carpenter bees and are dirty little bastards that live in holes in the ground and are worthless greedy fucks because instead of pollinating flowers by climbing inside them to collect nectar, they collect nectar by buying into the stem of the flower. Fucking kikes don’t deserve the bee name.

stop posting mr. honey bee, go back to work

*biting even

>Boss can be one shotted

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OP as fuck. Bird metabolisms run like five times faster than reptiles.

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that robot's got some pep in it's step

>when the enemy has super armors

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Poor goat

what does camel taste like?

>sekiro.webm

A bit like updog

>so what do you do for a living
>oh I just jam a large knife into a camel then watch it die in agony. afterwards i have to mop up the enormous puddle of blood

>they're learning

they also ritualistically murder their queen and die out as a colony every year

should've posted the one where BIGGUS NIGGUS got his ass kicked for three rounds then knocked out wee white lad with one punch

Jesus christ user why are you so cute

Leave the animal cruelty for Yea Forums please

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Fuck carpenter bees seriously

What’s updog?

You'll be fine as long as you don't open any more .gif or .webm

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For what purpose did they do this?

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Ima boutta find out, the Twisted Root near me is apparently having camel this month.

>Dear Ali: I’ve heard that Emiratis eat camel meat. I want to try it, but I can’t find it in grocery stores. How does it taste? SW, Dubai

>Dear SW: While it might sound exotic, camel meat is our national food and it’s popular in the whole Gulf. You’re right, it’s not available in every grocery store. We usually get it from butchers’ shops that specialise in selling camel meat, or directly from farms.

Camel tastes delicious. It’s more tender when the camel is slaughtered at a young age and drier when the camel is older. Some say it tastes like a cross between lamb and beef, but the taste will also depend on which cut of the camel meat is eaten – the fatty hump or other parts.

That’s how most animals are slaughtered bud

The meat or the pussy?

Not much, you?

Not much, how about you?

In a few million years they will form a new planet

Ahh sweet sweet (you)s
Now that I have your attention, check em

Yeah but why bled it out like that? Is that supposed to make the meat tastier because of the adrenaline? But then i guess sandpeople aren't into cattle prods.

I remember reading something where they kill animals in a terrified state because they think the animals having their adrenaline running when slaughtered makes them taste better or something

No it's not. That's halal animal slaughter which involves inhumane slitting of the throat and allowing it to die of exsanguination. Modern slaughter methods are more human and ideally cause brain death of the animal instantly.

12 and i fucked your dad.

Nothing to do with taste, everything to do with it being halal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal

SHIT THAT NIGGA GOT ANT-PODS IN HE CANT HEAR YOU

I'm willing to find out

Most animals are killed by sticking in all countries.
Beef cows aren’t much different although some places require you to stun them first.

>Slaughter methods are more humane

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New bad guys in that show wear zombie skin to trick zombies. It makes no sense, but it is what it is.

You are naive if you think it’s much better anywhere else.

Joke's on you I'm a dumb phoneposter and that shit doesn't work on me

That's cool; I was the one who spread that spider webm in the first place so I already got you once.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_slaughter
Yep. The idea revolves around the animal being slaughtered not being subject to unnecessary suffering using the quickest means available, as opposed to halal which by religious requirement mandates the animal be killed by exsanguination via carotid severing without stunning/unconsciousness during it's death with the head faced towards their holy centre while praying over it's bleeding-out body. I'll take a bullet in the head over that any day, thanks.

Electric death, if done properly, is painless. A gunshoy woupd be too.
The death is faster than your brain reacting to the pain, or your brain cant even work anymore before any pain reaches it

>iPhone cuck can't view videos because his owners don't allow him

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Can we just destroy Islam?

I also think spiders are cute, as long as the dumb fuckers don't crawl on me and get accidentally squsjed so I have to deal with their spider juice

>boss uses traps against you

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I've been viewing webms on my iPhone for years, but I generally don't phonepost since I only leave the house when I have something "important" to do.

It's still slaughter. Don't try to downplay it; something was brutally killed so you could eat well. If you don't respect life then you don't deserve it.

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that is so cute

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That is the the most vile and disgusting JUST! i won't be sleeping tonight...thank you OP i didn't know we that type of spider...i'm going to eat a bullet.

I was talking about thumbnail bait and switches, but thanks for contributing to the conversation

Nobody is downplaying it. We're comparing it. If you respect life then you also respect the essential dignity of life and should work towards not taking it away from other creatures when unnecessary, IE by ritually sacrificing an animal and bleeding it out over multiple minutes while it thrashes in agony versus shooting it in the head and killing it instantly without pain.

Absolute unit.

Damn just how Hitler used to do it

What we brought up isnt brutal, it is humane. What we said is litterally the safest and most human way to kill an animal. It is painless. Ethics on if we can or cant kill is a different subject. Be careful you dont asspull so much, you might get a hemorrhoid

why would someone do that?

Cooks the meat faster

>electric death
>gunshot
Yeah sure these are the typical methods employed.
I recommend not worrying about it too much. There is probably no such thing as a pleasant death and you can bet your sweet little ass that if there were, no slaughter house is going to go out of their way to build one into the factory line.

Even those people had more respect than modern people. They were sacrificing something of value; they understood that they were giving away a life to their gods.

People today have no respect for anything they can't see or touch. It's disgusting how callous we've become.

Like this fucking sociopath.

to eat it?

what's the problem

You can clearly see the hole in it's forehead

I didn't believe you but then I looked it up, it's called an Ant Mill and it's only observed in army ants, which are blind.
This is incorrect, Bumble Bees and Carpenter bees are not the same and not closely related. While both are larger bees with thick bodies carpenter bees are typical larger, have smooth abdomens and are solitary while bumblebees are almost always fuzzy on the abdomen and are colonial.

Most people know the difference because many species of bumble bees have the classic yellow-black banding, it's just the if you live in the east coast of the US the eastern bumble bee has the same coloration as common carpenter bees so they're easily confused (BBs don't fly around fighting each other over wood and are noticeably smaller.

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They litterally made it suffer you dense retard. This is bait, im out

>boss was actually a smaller, less deadlier version of the actual boss

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>boss attacks weakest party members first

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I really want a burger, goddamn. Just a fucking greasy nasty ass fast food burger that'll cause me to shit hot tar. Fuck me running, I want a burger.

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Probably feral hogs

why did they remove these in RE2make again?

people getting upset about animals
>don't understand that animals were put here by god for out use and entertainment
>crying about how the food dies
>probably most of you still eat it

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THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES
PRIMO VICTORIA

>enemie AI can learn from watching you

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Quarantine the disease

wtf is going on here?

Fuck feral hogs. They dig pits and cattle can step in them and snap their legs. Growing up I was on hog detail and more than once the only thing that saved my life was the fact that the hogs couldn't get in the bed of the truck. I had to carry a rifle and a pistol backup.

Now you didn't really have to remove the corpses, but you did have to kill the mothers feeding the young. It was best to kill the females and leave the corpses since the other hogs would eat them. Bones and everything, feral hogs are notorious cannibals. When you managed to get the population low enough for it to disperse, then you'd have to go on corpse detail.

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>Game is re-released on a modern console
>Plays/Looks much worse

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those are both the same bee, please do not try to trick me

>Ultra specialized species evolved to completely depend on another species structures which take years to create
Yikes, evolutionary dead end like pandas.

Pigs are sick. But burning them alive is gruesome anyway.

I think the point of contention here is that compared to all the slaughter in the world, that camel’s was really very par for the course if not a relatively quick go of it. Death sucks and your McDonald’s burger is an amalgam of a hundred different ground up cows that died in pretty much the same way except maybe half of them were cracked in the head with a stunner first.

Mm. Fresh bacon.

They're two totally unrelated videos. The second half is showing one species of baby penguins being harassed by a predatory bird and then an adult penguin of an entirely different species comes to rescue them. Makes it look like the little guy went full paladin mode across the mountains for his calling.

>something was brutally killed so you could eat well. If you don't respect life then you don't deserve it.
No idea why all these contrarians are disagreeing with you, I feel the same way, which is why I support the killing of these disgusting animals who would have violently killed and eaten each other if they were left to their own devices in the wild. Fuck these savage yet very tasty creatures.

Sadism is only a thing in intelligent animals

>you can sneak up on the boss to stop his plans

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No they are not. This is the eastern bumblee, it has very similiar coloration. However it isn't a Carpenter bee. If you look outside this summer you'll notice how much smaller these are than the Carpenter bees.

>you feel bad for the boss

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the fuck, since when do tarantulas shed?

fitting
youtube.com/watch?v=d2hkYNYgcqg

Forgot pic

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Processing feral hogs is a pain in the ass, though.
outdoorlife.com/blogs/game-changers/hog-hunting-6-biggest-myths-about-hunting-killing-and-eating-big-boars

They molt regularly. As do lobsters and shrimp and a shitton of other endoskeleton equipped creepy crawlies

There are electric stunners that can be used too. All meat requires the death of an animal, let's be real, but there are ways to limit the amount of suffering to a minimum.

Exoskeleton fuck.

Going to bed

Which being knocked out that way is, suprisingly, humane. Knocked out quick enough before pain sets in, dead before being able to recover. At least butchers try to be humane this way. At least they dont do what that goddless country china does to their potential meals. At times they boil dogs alive, because pain makes the food better they say. Now i know that we are no better, what with lobsters being boiled alive too, but the context os different. Boiling an animal to death litterally does the oposite of what they want.

>endoskeleton
Brb, malting my flesh

i don't really have any qualms about eating pigs or chicken, because a pig would legitimately eat you if it got the chance and chickens are just fucking assholes
factory farming is bad for a number of reasons but animal cruelty isn't high up on my list

>filename
Absolutely patrician. Fuck cats

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Yes, let's fuck cats

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That didn't go as I expected.

Don't they knock lobsters out?

Jesus fucking Christ.
My cat loves me more than anybody on the planet, yet he still bites and scratches me on the regular.
What kind of madman would do this?

It’s fun to laugh at people who are shocked by that camel’s death as though it’s abnormal or particularly savage as brought out there are actual fucking insectoid people in China that purposefully seek the most brutal way to kill their victim as possible.

No boiling them alive is the only way to eat them safely. It’s arguable whether they feel pain the same way as us so don’t worry about it

Chickens will also eat you given the chance.

>game has romances
>one option is a beast race

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>My cat loves me more than anybody on the planet, yet he still bites and scratches me on the regular.

What the fuck? Stop being an asshole to your cat.

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Not true, you can also chop them in half and grill them.
Hell, you can even eat them raw as sushi

Good idea, gonna do that later

>doors can open doors

>Knocking lobsters out
user... I live in Australia and even we don't do that.
I've been crabbing many times and initially I hated the idea of boiling crabs alive or suffocating them in fresh water, but the "humane slaughter" method is even worse
Literally you put them in a freezer until they stop moving, then you grab their penis flap and stab them in the pee hole into their brain.

He doesn't do it hard, he just gives little love bites.
Like if I touch his belly he'll grab my hand with both claws and bite me, then start licking me.
If a panther did that I'd lose a finger

Yeah but chickens are just genuinely retarded, hogs are violent pricks

y he chew him

Why not just freeze them and then boil, they'll be brain dead at the very least

Pretty sure that was actually another ship in the distance firing at the same target.

>Enemies interact with each other

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The freezer part is a bit much, but the stab in the brain probably makes it so they can't feel the boiling, if they can even feel pain. Much different from boiling a mammal.

You never had times when you were just petting your cat and suddenly it starts gnawing on it and do that bicycle kick at your hand?

>enemies get way too close

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>Boss finds you disappointing and hopes YOU have a second phase, he sighs and sits back down on his throne when you're almost dead, not bothering to defeat you.

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they're also the two most similar to humans.... really makes you think....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DID A SPIDER EAT AND BURROW INTO ANOTHE WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Generally, yes, but I remember a pair of twin chickens from when I used to work at a petting zoo. They were smart. I once saw one distract a little girl and lead her away from the food pail so that the other could get in there and eat. The other one then circled around and outran the girl back to the feed.

I don’t get why anyone cares about creatures that are basically just an exoskeleton with a bunch of mushy bullshit on the inside. These creatures more than likely experience pain in a way that is absolutely nothing like a human.
Humans just love to think that they can understand another creatures feelings and thoughts. Sure this means I could be wrong and they do feel pain exactly the same way, but in that case suffocation via freshwater probably is the least shitty way to kill them.

They must be actually fucking retarded if they can't realize that they're in the wrong fucking place when they're literally in a giant swirling mound of other ants.

shrikes are metal as fuck they impale their prey on barbed fences and plants

haha fbi open up am i right fellow redditors :)

i'm calling the police

You can do anything you’d like but all crustaceans become toxic shortly after death if you don’t boil off the bacteria present.
Just because you can, and people do doesn’t mean it’s safe.

>hurr durr, sea creatures don't feel pain!

Of course they fucking do. Pain is the way animals tell if they are damaged. Do you think lobsters don't need to know if they're injured or something?

What an asshole

I agree with you when it comes to crabs at least.
They're about at insect level intelligence.
Plus since they have an exoskeleton they probably don't have any nerves on their skin to feel pain.

Shut up faggot nobody is gonna give you upvotes here

What the fuck, that’s actually insane. I usually just presume that birds in general are fucking retards. Most of the time it’s true, a bird just gauges it’s size in comparison to another creature and makes a quick decision to run or attack. It’s what makes turkeys and ostriches so dangerous.

>that fucking bee at 00:8 who slam heads first into the top part of the wood, knocks himself stupid and then just stumbles into the part, all embarrassed looking

awh fuck dude awh fuck come on man awh.. fuck come on leave me alone

While all the others laugh at him

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Americans often fall into pits like the one featured and can't get out due to their weight. Burning them to death is more humane than letting them starve because it would take literal years for an american to starve to death.

>implying this happens
bet you can't even name one game

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You touched the spot, didn't you?

You fool.

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woah, did an american fuck your gf or what?

>game makes you go through a cave
>inevitably filled with bats
tired of this fucking lazy trope

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I fucking wish we could do that. Just she'd our body. Lose all the fat and acne and ugly teeth and horrible memories and start fresh again in middle/highschool.

>game has potions that harm you

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Feel free, that's where they're waiting for you.

They don’t have brains they have ganglia running the length of their body. We don’t know what it’s like to be a lobster or if they can feel pain because they definitely don’t work like us.

I know this is animal cruelty
And I love animals
But it's still hilarious

bats are cool and it sucks that a lot of them are going extinct

Talk about betrayal, poor little bastard thought he was getting some cool new tasty snack

Now I see why this show got popular.

Oblivion.

I was part of a cult that would release hogs into the wild on purpose to fuck shit up and no one even suspected them. They probably still do it.

Oh, wasn't aware of that.

I used to live near a park and if I went there at night time I could see bats flying around
Kinda blew my mind because I never would have imagined the trees had bats, you can't see them during the day

and they can regrow limbs which is pretty badass

>game has bm options

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Too be fair, the real betrayal is when the little got dismembered and tossed in a soup. That's a kitchen.

>bosses model is imported into SFM

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God bless this author.

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They're also immortal. Like, for real. Look it up.

It's a big advantage becaue they can pull off damaged parts of their body instead of carrying around dead weight.

Mecca

Shellfish are just big sea insects. Why do we eat them?

U ever see something and it's so fucking clear that someone crammed his fetish in it

People eat reptiles just for fun? That’s fucking gross

I mean, that's neat and all, but I wonder what they'd need it for, do they plan on sending AI on rescue missions, over damaged terrain or using them in disaster scenarios to seek out survivors, like dogos that can lifst up 2+ tons?

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>enemy can charm you

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Long ago I heard spider silk has to potential to make god tier bullet proof cloth.
Fuck spiders, they're assholes anyways.
Give me a bullet proof hoodie

>while all the others laugh at him
bitch please, they're probably laughing at that bee that failed to land properly and literally broke its leg as a result

>you will never be stapped down and have a machine milk you for all you are worth

>game lets you see all previous attempts when you finally beat a stage

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I thought capsaicin only affected mammals?

It's molting, user.
It just shed's it's exoskeleton when it gets too big.

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you need to elaborate on this

Why did god make the penguin? Are they made only to suffer?

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God that sounds like torture. Like imagine if a woman did that while making fun of you.

Yuck.

Looking back at human history they're probably used first to cause harm

>then you grab their penis flap and stab them in the pee hole into their brain
I bet there's porn of this.

>an acid only affects mammals
There’s a reason only two species on earth are known to eat “spicy” things user

I'm disappointed season 4 of Unlimited Loli Works never got dubbed.

Tortoises can't detect capsaicin, so whatever the turtle is reacting to, it's not the spiciness

Blind leading the blind basically.

laughed harder than i should have

Refuse to *beelieve :^)

what the actual fuck is this shit

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oh that fucking explains all my scratches. Do they really not like belly rubs?

>That last penguin just before the jump
Kek

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I year touching a cat's belly is like touching a human's anus.
It's really quite sensitive

They only have one set of little wings to support their heavy-ish bodies. Still, they reproduce fast enough to make up for being clumsy and delicious, and other animals know better than to agitate a bee.
Don't get me started on pesticides, though.

Spiral power

>enemy can drain your health

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Bug wrestling takes me back. Used to do that shit with spiders.

yes

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It’s just where they’re most vulnerable. If a cat really trusts you it’ll let you pet it’s belly but usually after a short time it’ll clearly signal for you to stop.

It’s like an anus for a human in terms of feeling vulnerable but I highly doubt it feels the same as having your anus touched

>holding the door open with a leg
That's the one thing that sold it for me.

>Painless
>That
>Painless
Are you retarded? It was yelling in pain, tried it get up while leaking literal gallons of blood with an open neck, before going into shock and slowly dying in a pool of its own bodily fluids.

>Lemmings

All cats and dogs are individuals, but generally cats don't like belly rubs. Dogs love/trust humans so much they intentionally show their vulnerable bellies and might enjoy clearly affectionate belly rub. Cats will trust you enough to show you their belly but actually touching it is way too far for them.

>enemies can disarm you
>you can lose your items if the battle ends before you pick them back up

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>final boss has 5 phases
why??

What the fuck.

>boss can be romanced

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My cat is loved me and he never, literally never ever in his life tried to bite me or use his claws.
Also he never did it to any family(or not) member in house. At least he had secret technique to make weird spooky sound and then run away.
Also he was fine when i touched his that spot. He even was fine if i used him as a pillow(while he literally slept on my pillow)

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>Moo moo-moo, moo moo.

There's not much to elaborate on. They just want to cause a ton of damage in any way they can without getting caught. One of those ways is that they introduce invasive species into ecosystems. They had been actively reintroducing hogs into the wild around the united states for a while to mess with the ecosystem. Most people acted independently. I heard there was one guy who introduced some kind of snail over in washington that was causing issues. Pretty sure they do other stuff to. I got out because I didn't want to get swatted.

>not afraid of spiders, snakes shit like that
>become a total bitch when I see huge scorpions or centipedes

I FUCKING HATE THOSE LITTLE FUCKS
I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM

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When did it come to this? Is this a new development of penguins due to global warming or something or has it always been like this?

>you gain health when you kill your enemy

>and then an adult penguin of an entirely different species comes to rescue them
Not really
This species just hates and picks fights with everything including predators(and usually die horrible ways if it's bear or dog). He pushed others penguins from his land too, just more politely

This is probably what aliens would do to us if given the chance

>he immediately eats them
no fucks given

First punch almost looked like tiger drop.

ok stop

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>c*ts

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>There_is_no_cow_level.webm

JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE C-

Food and Mouth Disease.

Lmao wtf, did marvel really think this was cool

Schrodinger's Cat

>Danganronpa V3 Chapter 1

>can use enemy parts for food recipes

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>"Ayy, yo? Where da white wimmen at?"

Why the fuck am I looking at ANIME: the octopus? why has nature made an anime pus?

Ive had 6 cats and none of them did that

>pop the maggots out
>dog eats em

Who's eating who?

Fucking Hues will eat anything.
I hate pitbulls, but I wouldn't eat one, doubly so in a soup and whole

>capsaicin is an acid
If by acid you mean on a spectrum(like (You)), then sure I guess. It has a higher pH than water.

You just know

if i'm remembering correctly from being one of those nerd kids that looked at books about animals instead of having friends, that type of penguin is in the southern part of south america instead of antarctica

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Dolphins - THE assholes of the sea !

They're just tropical penguins you colossal retard

>boss summons minions
>barely survive and kill off minions
>boss summons brand new batch of minions next turn

was it rape

>Boss is a sympathetic villain

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This.
I once stomped a snake to death while drunk, and I'll swat a spider too.
Fucking snails, slugs, centipedes, etc freak me the fuck out

THE CAT FUCKING SCRATCHED OUT NICK FURY'S EYE!

Capsaicin's chemical reaction has nothing to do with that, it reacts with something with nerves in the mucus membrane.
Birds are unaffected by it, which is likely why the chiles developed it as a way to specifically attract birds as seed distributors.

>enemies can dance

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they go in the other direction on the southern hemisphere

He will never reach the level of UMA

That's just a rockhopper penguin. They climb shit.

UMA
DELICIA

UMA

Who pissed in your coffee?

A cats organs are compressed tightly in the belly so they can squeeze through shit, thus it is sensitive and touching it brings out protective instincts.

>villain

whta the fuck

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I want to keep the retard Skyrim penguin safe.
He clearly can't handle being left in the wild, bring him to an aquarium or something.
Put some icy peaks in his home for him to climb.

Yo imma need sauce on the thumbnail pic

>the leading ones lose track of where they're going
>I didn't believe you but then I looked it up, it's called an Ant Mill

BS i observed this in south tirol and at was right before they raided another ant hill.

he's just getting his nutrients back from those parasitic bastards

according to all known laws of physics the honey bee should not be able to fly

Octopus are basically aliens, that's why.

he died bro, that movie came out years ago

>Death is coming
Why...we dont need AI. When final product is done, those could be replacement bodies for humans to achieve immortality !

What does he feel doing this? Is he in pain or what?

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That's kinda hypocritical

>Boss has unskippable cutscene

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Maybe it fixed itself but it is a real thing.

she's a mommy

>boss have 1-hit-KO move

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They're rockhoppers. They're driven to climb shit and hop from birth. The benefit is that when they finally get to the top they have giant open spaces to fuck without worrying about predators

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Its like you peeling off your dried skin/scars but better

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>mob has unlimited aggro range

He is an explorer. If he was a human, he would have been one of those colonists travelling to new unexplored lands and tame them. It is his purpose.

>Venezuela
That explains why they are eating dogs.

>boss is made of smaller enemies

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why do they all look so autistic?

It’s not an acid or a base actually, it’s soluble in fat which makes it non polar and thus generally does not interact with water molecules. However, when it interacts with sensory cells it causes cations (positive ions I.e. protons) to be absorbed, and proton donors are one basic definition of acids which leads people to misconstrue them as acids.

Sorry I’m retarded and didn’t give the correct information the first time, but you’re equally retarded if you think something that barely dissolves in water has a definable pH

didn't think Myrapods were advanced enough to take care of young.

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Is he OK?

CUTE

Holy shit
I don't know if that's cute or terrifying

What game?

...

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>forbidden coconut

1 hit KO moves are a shit mechanic

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possums are harmless, it's cute

He was also wasting his time, if it's true. At least on the hog bit. Feral hogs are basically rodents and the only way you're gonna solve the problem entirely is by either capturing or killing every last one of them.

God I hate the thought, tell me if there are any places that do that so I can stay away

>Rare enemies spawn

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Yeah I looked it up
It’s because retards think causing a cell to accept cations is the same as water accepting protons
I know I’ve heard people call it an acid before though and until I had a reason to research it I never thought differently

Because tamed Black Panthers are more docile than tamed house cats.
Cats are naturally either too stupid to comprehend anything or smart enough to be evil. Thinking it has anything to do with him being an asshole is just coping with the fact that cats are actual shit tier pets. Of course there are exceptions to this rule like anything in life but the majority of cats are just genuinely horrid

すごく可愛い!!

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Unless they look baller as fuck

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youtu.be/aWht6cqDgtA

>mini-boss is a hybrid of two species

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Is this how they corral the children? Are they kept like this and another ?pede feeds them?

The game is called Die Anstalt - Psychiatrie für misshandelte Kuscheltiere ("The Asylum - Psychiatric Clinic for Abused Cuddlytoys"). Old ass early 2000 flash game. Point and click type deal where you take on the role of a psychiatrist treating plush toys that have been driven to mental disorders due to abuse by their owners. Figure out their traumas and help them recover.
The Crow, Dr. Wood, was added later in the game and is a psychiatrist himself, so he knows all the tricks...

>target discarded: threat level zero
If he hadn't wound up like that he could have probably killed that glass jawed faggot. Notice how he changes the whole trajectory of his punch and has to almost completely stop all motion to readjust.

God can't be real, no one would be that cruel.
>Alright, your job is to just climb shit. Even got you a neat name, Rockhopper sound okay?
>Yeah, the name is fine, but I'm concerned about our assignment.
>You don't like climbing or something?
>No, no. Climbing is fine. Our methods of doing so seem... lacking, though.
>What? You just awkwardly contort your body and use your face to drag yourself up, what's wrong with that?
>Can we at least get something better than swimming flippers?
>No.

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It affects chewers, to prevent the destruction of the seeds.

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VINCE. THE STRAP.

CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE

did he break his neck or outright just take his head off?

You should see the videos of seals eating penguins alive. They literally just start chomping down on their back and the penguins are helpless

Villain's right hand man betrays him and becomes the real true boss.

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That's a big cock.

Thats not how evolution works.

I thought it got shot by gun or something

Bugs are fucking scary

>1 hit KO moves are a shit mechanic
Git gud

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I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

>enemies can vore you

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>want some oatmeal bro

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>final boss has a phase where you have to enter its body to kill it from the inside
>final boss actually isnt actually the end

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are you fucking serious, that movie literally features a woman punching a white baby?

Based doge. Wh*tes need to be exterminated

they ARE autistic
why else would the linux logo be a pengu

>Wings would be nice, I wouldn't have to climb this stupid rock.

THIS is why you always have dry goods in plastic containers
Even getting ONE of these cunts to lay eggs anywhere in your home leads to hundreds of them

Well, this webm went in a direction I never expected

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NOOOOOOOOO MY SWITCH

It's called emergence. Each individual ant is a complete retard but the swarm working together is actually quite smart. Some ants farm fungi and keep lifestock.

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>Party member leaves your group and the good times behind to go start a mediocre music career

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The fuck is that?

>Enemy swarm is too cute

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I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the villains of the movie being able to disguise themselves as other beings, and this is played up for laughs because every fucking stupid superhero movie needs to be a comedy/action hybrid now.

>excellent_snake,_age_hasn't_slowed_you_down_one_bit.gif

You are the dumbest motherfucker.

I read it was because his FilthyFrank character was fueling his autism too much and had to stop.

>FUCK WHITE BOYS

>filename

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Didn't he have anal AIDS or something?

Before the >stupid fish
This snail uses a poisonous harpoon that paralyze the fish.

Oh my god, it's so fucking chubby!

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This needs subtitles.

Imagine how satisfying this would be to crush.

I don't know the context but that guy is an absolute master, he could've KO'd the thot but he stays frosty enough to go "no fucking way I'm going on camera hitting a vagina" and cancels the attack.

Respect.

>Chasing boss to underwater

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People probably called it an acid because uneducated normies think "burning chemical = acid". People used to think it caused stomach ulcers under such beliefs for example.

>HE'S GONNA MAKE IT! HE'S GONNA- o-oh...

>"Kept you waiting huh-" THUD

Ants are fuckin cool
And one species has been confirmed to have formed a super colony in North America that spans states

>falls back in

That baby is edited on, if I recall she actually punches an old lady in this scene, then the old lady fights back and they beat the shit out of each other for a while.

these people must be wasted right...

>If you don't respect life then you don't deserve it.
Says who

Ok what the fuck is that

Imagine the smell.

>enemies have more points in agility than you

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>enemy can summon snakes

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>also filename

lel

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Pantry moths setting up shop in a sealed container.

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>Is actually related to neither
Mantis Flys are lace wings. They have larva instead of nymphs unlike true mantids.

>boss can be defeated by a joke weapon

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I have been walking beside a woman before and had her fall flat on her face without tripping or anything. Just fell straight forward. Not intoxicated.

>enemy blends in with the environment

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not as satisfying as you crushing my dick between your plump ass cheeks you sexy sexy bitch

>implying

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if you play it in slow motion you can see that the hawk hits the duck in the face, the force from the blow then forces the ducks head all the way back and he flips and breaks his own neck with the combined weight of his own body plus the force of the being hit by the hawk. the duck still has his head but it is most certainly dead.

Oh Christ, I remember this.

It's no different to retards walking around the Kaaba in Mecca like a swarm.

Fucking assholes

bovines are beautiful, I'm not going to stop eating them but they're nice looking animals

Why is god such a vorefag?

glom

Why are ducks so cute

>enemy spawns additional units

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Yeah that's what happened which is why he stopped.

WOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WOULD CLOSE ITS MOUTH LIKE THAT

>an entire ant civilization
We have to stop them.

Moar bugfight webms

It's a mantis fly, they're a group of insects that convergently evolved to be incredibly similar to mantises. Many are wasp mimics as a deterrent for predation.

They're closely related to these and antlions where as actual mantises are closer to termites and roaches.

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literally me playing a flight sim

>Rom, the vacuous cow

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>No checkpoints beyond this point.

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>that spoiler
Fucking hell. Ants are going to take over some day.

It's a windy day, that's why they're having trouble.

>walking and balancing 5 seconds after birth
ugggggggit'skindacutebutgggghhhhh

>Enemy unit waits for you to approach before revealing itself

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I was actually thinking that it probably hurts, like peeling duct tape off your entire body

>Global warming

I didn't know chameleons birthed young.

It's too late, they've already become too powerful. It's only a matter of time before we come to claim the surface

anyone got hat on webm of dumbass birds getting sucked into a quicksand of grains

quack

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Silly ants don't realize that the bipedal humanoid is the optimal form with which to harness spiral power.

ants are literally biological robots

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youtube.com/watch?v=e2M1jxhIQPE
>boss can't be stunned

>Rom, the vaca-ous

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>2019
>STILL no insect fighting game

omg lmao I remember this one

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Looks like Amsterdam or maybe Utrecht, so probably.

They don't.

How the fuck does that even work?
If its run by one queen how does she send pheromones to her workers and soldiers to do their basic shit?

is he ok

Look Who's Back
Amazing that a film about Hitler being a talk-show comedian was published in Germany. They're usually very sore about the subject of him.

you sound like you chase for likes on youtube and then thank everyone with an edit

>birds in general are fucking retards.
Corvids are some of the smartest animals on earth. Even pigeons and chickens are pretty damn smart dude.

Fuck Dropwigs

>boss has hyperarmor during attacks

>enemy taunts

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>Cs death run servers

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*Edit
Thanks for the upvotes, you are what makes being a YouTuber worth it

No, you have multiple Queens, millions even.

>He fucking eats it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>It's only a matter of time before we come to claim the surface
>before we come to claim the surface
>before we come
>we

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Have you posted this comment before? Because I swear I've read it before.
Have I been on Yea Forums for too long or am I aware of the matrix?

Holy shit Giant Water Bug

what would be a good caption for this?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3352483/

cnbc.com/2016/11/25/african-ant-supercolony-poised-to-invade-the-planet.html

Its basically works like a kingdom. There's a head queen and many smaller nests that are nearly autonomous, just like a duchy would be. Ants are fucking rad

>Reptile
>live birth

what the actual fuck

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what did you just see nigga

yeah, there are lots of snake and lizard species that birth live young

i love the smug look on its face when it clamps shut

Anyone else feel this fucking nasty when getting blackheads out

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>boss is invulnerable barring a few weakpoints
>the birds that sank were grinded to a pulp
Fucking hell

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>the boss is God

thanks

Is that a vulture?
Is that a necromancer?
Fuck, that makes too much sense. I'm playing a vultureperson necromancer the next chance I get.

Blue Tongue Skinks do this which is why getting them is a pain in the ass.

Reptiles who do this shit aren't exactly like mammals though where the parent is constantly supply nutrients to the baby. Rather it's more like they keep the "egg" inside until the young are born.

>running out of my bedroom half naked screaming
I have several questions.

*ahem*
FUCK ANIMALS AND FUCK NATURE

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shocking

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>watching this after taking a stubborn shit
What a day.

>Is that a vulture?
Yes

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who won this? seems like neither could get a fatal blow in the whole time. Thought the water bug had it but the scorpion squirmed out.

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That's some of the worst CGI i've seen since the Matrix sequel.

>YHVH

>devs go overboard with enemy placement

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Did Hammer get SNAPPED?

I need to get into this. Has there ever been a double KO?

>Deception level: 0

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Marvel is getting lazy with the CGI. There were some parts of Black Panther that looked like they belonged in the phantom menace.

AYY LMAO

heh

And yet if I tried the same thing as the dog, all I get is screamed at and arrested.

>we
I'm getting out of here.

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>Grappler is the most powerful character
The scorpion got em in the leg

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lmfao that filename

that penguins has balls of steel

>all these virgins who lost the dominant species race

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovoviviparity

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It's "technically" on spectrum. But in any case, it's irrelevant as turtles can't feel it

I count at least three beer cans and a bottle, so, yeah, they're probably drunk and stupid.

>Donkey Kong punch

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Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin

what a pussy, sheep can handle pepper just fine
youtube.com/watch?v=VibwJp7_-go

>Tank vs Assassin.
Of course he won't win, he has no damage or heal denial vs a glass canon with life steal. Poor guy.

IT'S LIKE A LITTLE FLUFFY DINOSAUR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT IT

>German suplex

>[THOUSANDS OF TINY VOICES SAYING "ONII-CHAN!"]

how do you even stop that thing besides being stepping on it

Why did that turtle react that way to it then?

This bird knows how to handle cats better than most people.

Everytime i watch a video vs scorpion, I wonder if the other bug will win. Then I watch it and thinl "oh, of course fucking not" scorpions are OP as shit

because theyre dumb reptiles, it could've reacted to anything

Did you not know that reptiles like some snakes give live birth?

>snaps at a couple to get them to fuck off
>just casually walks his way through
>none of the sea lions dare to actually fuck with him
I'm not sure if this guy or or that lizard running from the snakes on the beach is more badass.

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>Max dexterity boss can't be staggered or knocked down.

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STOP BULLYING THEM

Check out Giant motherfucking Water Bug then. Dude is an absolute unit

wait but how?

>Boss is quadrupedal and doesn't look that fearsome
>powers up
>Starts standing on two legs and becomes a towering menace

Of all the bug fight videos I've seen, the only thing able to take down a scorp is a fuck ton of ants

HOW DREADFUL

If this is true, fuck you. Your damn boars keep tearing up my yard. They even eat at my pepper and calamansi trees. Fuck you.

>shearing sheep is bad

Death Stranding looking great.

It is estimated that all of the combined weight of all the ants in the world exceeds that of all of the combined weight of all the humans in the world.
Think about that for a second

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God damn her head must've been bleeding like crazy can't even imagine how much that must've hurt

>When we decide who to keep, you can be sure you'll be in getting shoved in the incinerator Dave!

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baaad

Isnt that the water bug finally giving out at the end? Its hard to tell

>9 11

>run into an endgame boss to early on

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what h game is this

>boss is evil just for the sake of being evil

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L-L-LOOK AT YOU HACKER!

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>filename

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This is the kind of deep sea bullshit subnautica should have had, instead its just pixar fish

>The larvae of this species have the ability to bite through plastic and cardboard; thus, even sealed containers may be infested.[2] Once found, the moths are difficult to eradicate. The last instar larvae is also able to travel long distances before pupating; thus, a given infestation site may be located a great distance from the nearest pupation site.[3]

>he watches dubbed anime

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>that nigga on the right checking Chad out

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>that black guy mirin'
>those fishes live in sea cucumber assholes because pretty much no one wants to eat that shit

>dying to Covetous Demon
>ever

Why is he looking down? Is he an autist

>enemies can trick you

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is there a video of this punch with the Final Fantasy VI battle victory theme?

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t chimp

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They're extensions. None of those are real, ever.

It was justice user, that baby was a racist AND a rapist!

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Can it play vidya too?

G-gosh it's getting hot in here isn't it?

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>Game has fatigue mechanic

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>sp threads when Brazil wins

Ah, thanks for clearing that up then

>this is my hole, it was made for me!

>You can control your enemies and make them do dumb shit

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> when the throat cancer surgery goes wrong

Leaning back relaxing, eating pizza, resting your head on a boob bigger than your head, living the dream.

They've been playing three quarters of this shit??

>Game uses drugs as consumable items

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Well then all known laws of physics must be wrong or you're full of shit? Which is it?

The same species as Grape. Truly /ourbird/

but that's a sealed plastic container

LMAO 2LEG

>watching all these insect gifs before bed
fuck

>ability to bite through plastic
>even sealed containers may be infested

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Dogs are the most cucked animal on the planet

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>it's raw

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Wouldn't he get high as fuck sniffing that raw in his palms?

Do it Champ ... or it's back in the cold dark cage for you ...

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>Damn white gurl, you got some skill

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