"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I played all those video games....."

You would have wasted your life doing something else equally as pointless. Video Games aren't the reason for your lack of success in life.

here we go

I unironically am
I did

What do you think of /pol/ cuckold memes?

Life is actually pointless. Do whatever you want until you die and cease to exist.

>tfw about to be a dad and still shit post on Yea Forums

It's a weird feel

videogames are not my only "hobbie"

Why the fuck did you bring children into this shitty world you asshole.

Well it was a nice distraction from life and all my worries
Vidya may be a waste of time but it’s wonderful at keeping the anxiety at bay

I have a son and he’s a little shithead sometimes. It’s overrated.

I'm plotting to kill myself before i get to that age. My soul with breathe forever youthful

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Because I wanted to be a dad. At least they'll live in a time of vaccinations and indoor plumbing and agriculture. Hopefully they'll see a world without fossil fuel dependence.

>he doesnt want to raise his son for 18 years and watch him transition into a female, and get fucked/cum in the ass daily by Tyrone like the sissy bitch faggot he is, boipussy oozing with sweat blood and cum, and he(she) makes a living as a tranny pornstar bitch faggot
>he doesnt want to raise a cute and funny daughter, millions of men lusting over her flesh even before she hits the age of 13, gets impregnated by a nigger at the age of 15 and gives birth to four children before she turns 22, her career being fucked by niggers on BLACKED daily basis
what are you, a faggot? make some kids retard

My legacy isn't really impressive enough for anyone to bother carrying it

I have a girlfriend I've been dating for a while now and honestly I'm at a point where I rather jack off and have free time outside of work. Virgins head my warning: pussy is not worth dying over or even being sad over. It gets old quick.

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>christian-joke-770x470.jpg

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You're a fucking asshole. This world is shit and it's only going to get worse. But hey congrats you're a dad that's amazing. Should have bought a goldfish, retard.

>I wish I still had time to play games

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You think a lot about getting fucked by niggers, don't you?

so she can take your money and property when she inevitably divorces you. she can sleep with any man she wants and won't have to deal with the consequences. every man's dream is to be a cuck. dont be a faggot: find a bitch and get married today.

Okay edgelord sorry you weren't loved.

ahhhh...the homo cuckouldus in it's natural state
we've got lucky enough to observe quite a large one

How could you unironically not enjoy this when games have been around for several decades at most? I'm sure past generations would be extremely jealous if they were still able to witness it.

But I have got fit, and I don't want to marry nor have kids. I'll leave that to the breeders.

niggers tongue my anus

>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I worked for someone else, lost half of my earnings in the divorce, and raised kids that don't love me....."

youtube.com/watch?v=BuLugxEjUlQ

>"*cough*... I'm sure glad I spent all that time moving the lawn and washing my car..."

>get a job while in highschool
>get a driver's license while in highschool
>take a "middle college" program in highschool so you can get an early start on college credits
>finish highschool by the time you're 16 and move out
>go to college
>get a master's degree by the time you're 21
>be a manager
>make $30 an hour and work 12 hours a day
>get a boyfriend
>save up enough money to buy a house
>get married by the age of 26
>retire by the age of 30
>have a kid
>live rest of the life traveling, playing videogames and raising your kid to do the same so they can take care of you when you get old and sick

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I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD'VE. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING KEK LMAO

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This, but unironically.

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I unironically am though. Think how many peasants throughout the ages lived utterly dreary lives. They say a man that doesn't read lives only one life, and a reader lives a thousand, but neither of them L I V E D the experience of seeing the gnarled feet of a defeated gargoyle slip over the edge of a surreal castle into an undescribed abyss. Neither of them nor anyone born before the age of interactive storytelling and competitive simulation has experienced the wonders that I have. To regret immersing yourself in the dawn of video games is I think a sad perspective.

This.

Purge all the Jews, feminists, and segregate all races and it's a done deal.

>found out my son shitposts on Yea Forums

What do?

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raised kids that aren't mine*

I'm actually fucking glad for games, fuck post ironic Yea Forums. I love vidya

>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I watched all those movies....."
>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I watched all that TV....."
>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I read all those books....."
Who cares what people do for entertainment? As long as it doesn't consume their life

This will never happen kek, they're the richest people on Earth.

sounds boring

>caring about what some hippie faggot thinks
lol

I'm schizoid and the idea of having a person locked to your hip you can never get away from to be alone is like my idea of hell desu

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Thanks for worrying about what all men should do, but we really don't need the advice of a miserable moron with no imagination

Tell him to spread his boipussy

why get a wife when I can have a cute bf to play Dark Souls with and get raw'd by every night?

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>I sure am glad I got to see the collapse of Rome to Mongolians

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this
50% of marriages end in divorce, no roastie can make an argument against statistics

well since he asked "what else is there" its not like you can't do vidya in addition to all of that.

God, this is so cringe I sincerely hope its parody.

>Become miserable like everybody else!
Haha thanks but no

Hence the purging part once society collapses on itself from their doing.

>i'm so glad *cough* *cough* that i spent all those yea-*cough* y-years spamming the same thread over and over

I got a question Yea Forums, do all of you really just work and play vidya? I can't imagine living having no creative hobbies, even if it's just gunpla.

>have five times as many people, at least
>cheat
>still win fewer gold medals

sick man of asia

He looks so peaceful and content.

A wife that you enjoy beating deserved it.

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>"sigh......*COUGH*...I sure am glad I said the word 'NIGGER' in those Yea Forums threads all these years..."

OP btfo. That faggot will never recover from this

literally what most of us will think, or a variation of those
don't kid yourselves, not many people get to live a special life

I thought I smelled a colored

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working too hard is the #1 regret of the dying

we live in the best era of humanity thus far with the highest quality of life

nothing anyone does matters anyway, let the tryhards do their thing

>he STILL hasnt taken the gaypill
enjoy a lifetime of never being able to do what you want because some rotten little shit you call your kid is attached to you by the waist

"I'm so glad I learned how to make cosplay!"

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I am though

>shitty MS paint scribble that fails to capture the soulful picture of Virgin vs Chad

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I laugh everytime I see this thread

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Attack ships on fire in Master of Orion II.

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If I can fuck a draenei in VR with realistic feedback before I die, it'll all be worth it.

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during end of life care the vast majority of patients who experience regret feel it about the amount of time they spent working.

Nobody gets to their deathbed and goes "damn I sure wish I read fewer books and didn't watch so many damn movies." It's by and large the same with games.

oh yeah, as opposed to OH BOY I SURE AM GLAD I WORKED ALL THOSE HOURS TO TRY AND BE ACCEPTED AND RECOGNIZED IN SOCIETY
fuckoff lol. people regret all the things they didn't do, literally everyone will do, but in the moments what matters is how much you can make life not suck dick as much as possible and get whatever enjoyment you can in it

Me on the left

Yeah but how much of it do you remember, really
>oh yeah I remember all those fucking hours of grinding, good times

Why don't you just fuck a girl and imagine it's a draenei?

"I'm so glad that the guy who did the art for Series of Unfortunate Events is doing art for the re-release of my book!"

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>I'm so glad I got married to a woman who I thought I loved, then got divorced by her, lost all of my lifes work / savings / happiness, losing the kids I loved so much my house my money

Don't be a dumbass and listen to OP, vidya as a hobby is much safer and smarter than many life decisions most normies make.

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May the Lord hear you.

I don't play vidya as often as I used to, after work it's a toss-up between continuing a show with the wife, playing some low key vidya, or modeling stuff in Blender to 3D print.

wish i had this but a gf

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I don't have an imagination.

Is that fucking western animu style on the bottom
christ

dig deeper with your hand :3

This is exactly why no one likes you

I sure am glad I had fun in my life and didn’t base my life decisions on other people’s opinions

>nothing anyone does matters anyway, let the tryhards do their thing
This is the real blackpill. You could be the most influential person in the world, the smartest, the richest, whatever. In the end, you're just a pile of bones in the mud forgotten about for eternity.

Do what you enjoy doing, anons.

Why would Jesus have an anime tattoo on his butt ?

A real girl doesn't have a nice tail

>get a wife
wait until western civilization collapses first

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"I'm so glad I met you, user. I always have to hide the fact that I like folk punk in front of my other friends. They don't appreciate midwest emo like we do. It's really nice being able to do all these song covers with another person instead of just myself."

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youtube.com/watch?v=jGL1x40p46s

i like him

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This so much.

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I'm not gonna cure cancer.
I'm too poor to travel and "find myself".
The party scene got old fast.
There's no new continents to explore, no treasures to find and no monsters to slay. Hell, there's no cute monstergirls to lay. So I may as well grab what dissipation I can until I'm dust. Stop with this shit thread.

>dude have kids and let them be born into a hellscape overrun by trannies niggers and muslims
great idea

"I'm so glad I was taking classes in Japan when they were looking for English voice actors for Metal Gear Solid!"

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"I'm so glad cursed items exist in RPGs!"

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If you know where to look they do

yknow what mayng this based and bomhauerpilled mayng reminded me of my time in desert storm mayng i mean look at dale mayng hes living the life mayng while john redcorn has to put with nancy mayng

John Lennon beat his wife and kids. It truly has come full circle.

Stop bashing Muslims. They're on our side

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This fact revealed itself to me once I realized how hollow they are, that they only love you for what you have, and all their charms amount to nothing but fabricated mating signals.

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i dont even want a girlfriend i want a friendship like this

>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I kept replaying the same game over and over instead of trying all those other video games....."

FTFY

>living with your gf when you're not married or planning to have kids, ideally both
Imagine the cuckoldry

i want to be the girl

There is a special kind of irony in conservatives finding common ground with Islamist practices.

I want you to be aware of this post and how going forward every day you will start to see people use the crabs in buckets analogy in conversations more and more.

folk punk fans and artists are /r9k/ losers and insufferable pretentious fucks but I will admit to liking some of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=pC3IrqUpm9U

"I'm so glad I accidentally took user's mp3 player instead of mine. His music is kind of weird, but I like it."

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I want to put my brain in a robotic body of an elvish loli.

A decent chunk of that percentage is people getting multiple divorces, it's still not a good rate though

This picture actually happened by the way some suicidal dude went to another country and slept with a ton of hookers while hyped up on Coke for like 2 weeks

shucks i wanted to be the girl

nigga you really think im going to die an old man?

posts like this suck, I'm spending time in the gym and cultivating skills other than video games but I'm

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Who is this semen demon ?

Why is that?

Because there's still no illusion of fantasy, it's just reality in front of you and despite the strongest level of imagination, it's not the same.

"I'm so glad I got all those video games banned and censored"

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imagine being in a relationship with a woman lmfao lad

women are either for kids or for fucking a new one every week

theres nothing more pathetic than being bound to some cunt for 10 years and not even having kids wtf lmaooo niga u serious

just look at your friends on kikebook that are in relationships and the dead eyes

lmfao lad. best thing about a woman is the seduction and the first time with her anyway. why would I stick around for some idiotic bullshit? emotional relationships lmfao lad

good one lad

What's not to like about Muslims?
>against degeneracy
>shits on LGBTQ+
>females have limited rights
>men can have multiple waifus
>men can legally sex/cuddle with loli waifus
>opposes Jews and their degeneracy
Muslims are so based

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.....
hayter? is that you????
?

They're not. The leftist useful idiots that defend muslims will go into the meat grinder with conservative whites when shitskins finally outnumber them.

That's pretty much what I've gathered whenever I see close friends vanish into a relationship. After about a year or two, it all dies down and they show their face again, only to speak about the truth of their ordeals. The amount of bitching and nagging I've heard over Ventrilo, TS and Discord over the years is enough to write a book.

Getting into a relationship is easy if that's all your looking for, getting into a good relationship with an actual partner is about as rare as finding a true, best friend.

Good bait.

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*cough* im... sure... as hell repent of not spending... time... in discord.gg/gkQVB8

Then they came for our lighthearted jabs

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The way they handle inheritance promote inbreeding, which destroys the genepool.
Polygamy always results in social instability, which results in war-ridden shitholes.
That's literally the only issues i see with islam, but they are deadly and impossible to surmount.

Pretty much in the same boat, keep doing you user. Godspeed.

Judging from my family, I think it's best if the bloodline ends.

Get a wife, kids, move to a suburb and live in a big house, a dog, a career... that shit is fucking BORING. It's depressing just thinking about it.

you wouldn't pull the trigger with an ass like this in your face, right?

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